Necktie

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A necktie is something worn around someone's neck, usually that of a man. Necktie can also refer to:

  • Clip-on tie – In case you're running late for work.
  • Bow tie – Out of fashion, but these have been proven to make you look swag at the Academy Awards!
  • Penis – The other kind of tie.


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