Nation of Joe
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The Nation of Joe is a body for the prevention of cruelty to those called Joe.
edit How it started
For centuries, the world was the scene of frequent and bloody wars with terrible loss of life especially among people called Joe. In 1927 a number of Joes became convinced that the only way to secure a lasting peace between them and people who weren't called Joe was to unite Joes across the world.
So, in 1928, in a speech inspired by Joseph Stalin, the Russian Minister for Peace and Reconciliation proposed integrating all Joes. As a result, in 1930, the Nation of Joe was set up with members from Loompaland, Ireland, Neverneverland, Britain, Narnia, Russia, The land that time forgot, USA, The Land of the Giants, Israel and Belgium.
Since its establishment its Joes have united to create a better, more Joe like world, and prepare for the second coming of Joe. Until that time the people of the Nation of Joe live their lives by the simple yet profound way of thinking, by asking themselves "what would Joe do?" (WWJD)in every situation. WWJD is a common acronym used not only by the people of the Nation of Joe, but also by non-Joes.
| | Though they may not be Joe's, they can still endeavor to reach perfection, and one day be thought of as almost Joe's. - Sir Joe Josephson, 1882. | |
edit Famous Members
- Joe
- Average Joe
- Bazooka Joe
- GI Joe
- Joe Arpaio
- Joe Biden
- Joe Besser
- Joe Black from Meet Joe Black fame
- Judge Joe Brown
- Joe Camel
- Joe Canadian
- Joe Carioca
- Joe Clark
- Joe Cocker
- Joe Connor
- Joe Elliot, frontman for Def Leppard
- Joe Perry, guitarist for Aerosmith,
- Joe Cool, one of many faces of that dysfunctional dog, Snoopy.
- Joe Flanigan
- Joe Gobbles
- Joe Lieberman
- Joe McElderry
- Joe Namath
- Joe Oman
- Joe Paterno
- Joe Pesci
- Samoa Joe
- Joe Satriani
- Joe Sixpack
- Joe Smith
- Joe Stalin
- Joe Walsh
- Joe the Plumber
- Ugly Kid Joe
- Joey Barton
- Joey Tribbiani
- Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
- Saint Joseph, Jesus' oul man
- My mate Joe from 'round the corner
- JoeJoe and JoeyJoeJoe Jr. Shabadoo, my awesome ferrets
