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You are walking down a road at night when suddenly a dark and mysterious figure emerges from the shadows. It's me!! I am the Narrator. You don't know it, but I control your life. I will write your destiny and turn you into a mollusk or other squishy animal. That's Right. Where will your admin privileges get you then hmmmm... Mwahahahaha! I can do things that will make your skin stand on end, your hair get covered in pimples and your IQ to drop below your average creationist. Scared? You should be. As I narrate your entire life! Mwahahahahahahahaha!

I know you are shaking your head, but you see I am making you shake it.

I will force you to send money. Send money...



Wait for it...

Huh... I'm rubbish at this job.

I see when you sleep, I see you when you take a Poop

People usually freak out when they hear me Narrating their every action, but. What the hell. I don't see them complaining when people watch their homemade Porn that they secretly uploaded 3 in the morning. DON'T JUDGE ME BIATCH!! By the way while you were reading this I took a Crap in your pillow.

Better narrators

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