Napoleon Dynamite Movie

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"You just need to watch it a few times to get it. Honest." - fans

Napolean Dynamite is a movie created by Rudolph Hess in 2003, first shown at the Napodance Phelm Festival in January of 2004, and released on DVD later that year. It stars a scary-haired Jon Heder (but isn't he always?) as Napoleon, a teenage boy whose vocabulary seems to only contain "GOSH" and "IDIOT". In true Heder form, Napoleon is an outcast from society and doesn't seem to have any purpose or meaning (ie: The Benchwarmers).

[edit] "Plot"

Nobody's really sure what the hell is going on during this film. All we really gather is that some REALLY DAMNED ADORABLE kid named Deb has something for Napoleon, and that he's oblivious. Or something. From then on, it's just a blur of walking far, far away when on the phone, eyes not being opened, and some random bloke called Pedro starting a shirt craze. In the end, everybody's happy and his brother and some random woman ride away on a honeymoon stallion Napoleon TOTALLY trained for them. We think. Then again, it could have been a referance to moon pie.

[edit] Napoleon Dynamite in Popular Culture

Napolean Dynamite quickly established a popular cult following in the months following it's release on DVD, during which time rumours of an actual plot being present in the film began to surface. These rumours remain unsubstantiated, however an ever-present theme in the lore passed between fans is the idea best exemplified in the following quote

"You'll get it the second time you watch it, for sure. If you have a

sophisticated sense of humour."

(Anonymous fan, 2005, posting on online discussion forum "Tadpole Farming for beginners. Yes, this title is connected to Napoleon Dynamite".)

[edit] Influences

Influences Napoleon Dynamite has had on society through teenagers and other weak-minded individuals include:

• The practice of campaigning for 'Pedro' in any election by wearing T-shirts emblazened with pro-Pedro slogans, even if there is no candidate called Pedro and no election in progress. This is leading to a breakdown of the democracic process and will unquestionably result in Church-backed feudalism in the next 50 years.
• The common use of profanities which, only a few years ago, would have resulted in severe retribution on the part of teachers and parents. Examples include "GOSH" and "IDIOT".
• Resurgance in the building of unsafe, poorly designed, "sweet" jumps in backyards, over which impressionable youths are known to fly at speeds of up to 180km/h.
• Rise in the number of bo-staff related crimes among the teenage population.
• 34% jump in the use of the name Pedro, in new parents' pointless hopes that it will somehow elect their child as School Captain.

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Ah yes, there it is. GOSH!

[edit] And now for something completely different

“I love red heads”
~ Oscar Wilde on his taste in men

“Are not at the top of the page the Oscar Wilde quotes supposed to go?”

~ Yoda on This article

“In Soviet Russia, cliche writes you!”

~ Russian reversal on mandatory quote cliches

“ It's like a comedy without any laughing!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Napoleon Dynamite

[edit] Quotes from Napoleon Dynamite

• What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
• Just what I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!
• "Your mom went to college"
• "Chapstick"
• "Doubt in my mind"
• "These badboys"
• "Even know that"
• "Heck yes"
• "The"

[edit] Napolean Dynamite in action (well... I made it up)

Last week local recources indicated that the ozone layer above Texas was extremely thin. Japanese officials attended the ozone conference in Italy to save Texas from incoming microwaves from outerspace. Right after the conference, american wizards called upon the high wizard, Mark Burnside, to cast a spell over texas to save our Texican allies. Right after the high wizard Mark casted the spell, he was kicked in his ass by Chuck Norris. Mark Burnside got 0wn3d!!!! Then Napolean came in and did a little dance....on a pole...

[edit] Trivia

• Based on this book.

Richard Simmons says he was "all broken in my heart" at not being cast as Napoleon Dynamite. He was offered the role of the Llama, but refused it on autistic grounds

• Nine LLama's were killed in the making of Napoleon Dynamite
• All Napoleon Dynamite DVD's are 1.2mm wider in diameter than standard DVD's. This was done in attempt to stop Asian pirates. The Asian priates, however, easily modified the slots in their DVD players to be 1.2mm wider, and continued to watch Napoleon Dynamite unhindered! The extra 1.2mm is rumoured to hold a secret scene in which Kip and his internet ho perform in their own dance scene to the song "I believe in Miracles"
• Richard Simmons is a loser, and really weird
• The real Napoleon Dynamite is developing Neopolitan Vegemite for the Australian market, which will be comprised of a subtle blend of three savoury spreads, in the one jar, including butter!