Napoleon

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

This is a disambiguation page. Or is it? It could be a hit record, a chocolate bar, or it could even be God. Worship this page.

“Gosh.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Napoleon

“Piplup evolves into Prinplup at Lv.16 Prinplup evolves into Empoleon at Lv.32 Empoleon evolves into Napoleon when you give him a midget stone.”

~ Some random Pokemon nerd on Napoleon

Being of the average height for men of his time gave this guy a complex. "Let them eat shit."

No pussy this week. Hopefully.

This dude is a Mormon. Really.

Napoleon can refer to several people or things, including but not limited to the following:

• Napoleon Bonaparte, the short Emperor of France between 1804 and 1815.
• Napoleon Dynamite, the highly explosive father of both Napoleon Bonaparte and Napoleon I.
• Napoleon I, also the short Emperor of France between 1804 and 1815.
• Napoleon III, Emperor of France with a ridiculous moustache.
• Napoleonic Wars, the wars started by Napoleon Bonaparte and Napoleon I.
• Napoleonic Wars (video game), the best-selling video game.
• Napoleon complex, the name given by annoyingly tall psychologists to describe an inferiority complex suffered by short normal-sized people.
• Naples -- If you are looking for this, you should seriously practice your spelling.