Nanotechnology
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“Nanotechnology is going to be huge.”
~ Lord Sainsbury on Nanotechnology.
Nanotechnology is an advanced science developed by researchers of the planet Ork. Their studies led them to the realization that true power was at their fingertips. Literally.
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[edit] History
In our year 1949, an Ork scientist by the name of Mork discovered that by pointing his finger and saying a particular phrase, he could make things happen. His first experiment used an extended finger, and the phrase "Pull my finger" to activate a blast of flatulence.
This technique was further revised upon the speculation that a "master" phrase might exist. In 1951, that phrase was discovered. The phrase "Nano Nano" allowed Mork to control matter and energy, and thus, Nanotechnology was born.
Since its discovery, nanotechnology has been implemented on various exploratory missions to the planet Earth. During these missions, Mork met with Earth scientist Arthur "Fonz" Fonzarelli, and exchanged notes. Fonzarelli had discovered a similar form of matter control, called AAAAAY! Theory, which was found to affect juke boxes, girls, and various other objects.
[edit] Impact
Through the use of Nanotechnology, Mork was able to help mankind overcome many of its most trying obstacles, such as dealing with their parents, and coming up with rent money. Eventually, Mork was able to discover the means by which mankind could remain happily married, something Fonzarelli was never able to do using AAAAAY! Theory.
[edit] Moral Concerns
Some people have moral issues with nanotechnology. These include the fact that tiny little nanobots can invade your body and reconstruct your dna. But this concern is stupid and wrong. Contrary to prior belief it was not fleas that carried the plague but nanobots. These nanobots became extinct in the late 1700s when humans discovered electricity. The nanobots only advantage was gone and its last hope for survival destroyed.
[edit] Use In Modern Science
Scientists have also discovered that the word "nanotechnology" itself seems to generate government funding and science grants without question or limit. This has baffled many in the review selection process, who realize it is just a buzz-word.
