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- Per me si va ne la citta dolente,
Per me si va ne l'etterno dolore,
Per me si va tra la perduta gente.
- Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore;
Fecemi la divina podestate,
La somma sapienza e 'l primo amore.
- Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create;
Se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
- Dante Alighieri, The Divine Italian Sex Farce
|Featured Namespace Candidate (edit)||
This month's featured namespace candidate is UnNamespaceable, a namespace so complicatedly obscure and difficult to find that no one has actually been able to determine if any articles are stored there. It is assumed by most that no articles are stored there at all, and as a result, no one has any clue as to what the point of it is. This means that to give it a descriptive name would be, in effect, pointless. As a result, the only possible name that could be given to this namespace is "UnNamespaceable," which to some extent accurately describes its entirely unknown contents.
Several users, most notably you, have complained bitterly about the fact that UnNamespaceable is being considered for "namespacing" while their own "pet" projects are largely ignored, or treated with sneering contempt, by virtually everyone else. As a result, the number of silly and largely unwarranted bans has increased drastically. The matter is currently under investigation by a special committee consisting of Edvard Munch, Yoda, and a large doughnut.
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Where noisy things can live and prosper
Another way to waste time
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
Useless misquotes galore
If it makes sense, we don't want it
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Debating all the irrelevant issues
We can ruin stage and film too
Don't make me explain it to you twice
We'll tell you why things suck
Broken media repository