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'''N'Sync''' is a rare, yet extremely lethal strain of the [[AIDS]] virus. According to the Made-Up Statistics Board of America, N'Sync is responsible for 103% more deaths than [[Super AIDS]], which possibly makes N'Sync one of the most deadly diseases of all time. In 2005 alone, N'Sync caused over 7 000 000 000 deaths.
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'''N'Sync''' is a rare, yet extremely lethal strain of the [[AIDS]] virus. According to the Made-Up Statistics Board of America, N'Sync is responsible for 103% more deaths than [[Super AIDS]], which possibly makes N'Sync one of the most deadly diseases of all time. In 2005 alone, N'Sync caused over 9000 deaths.
   
 
==History of N'Sync==
 
==History of N'Sync==

Revision as of 00:00, May 31, 2012

This article refers to the disease. For the band, please see 'N Sync.
“N'Sync? More like N'STINK!!!1!11one! lol, m i rite?”
“Bring it on down to Omletteville!”
~ Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live
“ Ooooh. Britney Spears. Has smashed my. Balls she says to. Me that it was justified. Now I can no longer be. A man sing this song with me. ”
~ Justin Timberlake pretending to be a Japanese poet


N'Sync is a rare, yet extremely lethal strain of the AIDS virus. According to the Made-Up Statistics Board of America, N'Sync is responsible for 103% more deaths than Super AIDS, which possibly makes N'Sync one of the most deadly diseases of all time. In 2005 alone, N'Sync caused over 9000 deaths.

History of N'Sync

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Lance Bass, the first known victim to contract the N'Sync virus

Although the exact cause and origin of N'Sync is unknown, there have been many stories of it spreading around ever since the first known case of N'Sync was found in Lance Bass. This origin, however, seems to be the most accurate*:

It possibly started in the city of San Fransisco. Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, and 3 other metrosexuals that nobody cares about, had a 5-way. A really, really weird 5-way, to be exact. And all of them were performing the same move, simaltaneously, hence the name "N'Sync" (which sounds like "In Synch".) About a week after this event, all 5 of these guys started feeling like they had AIDS. Maybe even Super AIDS. Then it started getting worse. Being the ghey dood that he is, Lance Bass was the only one of them to talk to a doctor about this. Apparently, Lance Bass had contracted an unknown form of AIDS. The doctor named the disease N'Sync, and for some reason, the disease spread like AIDS... oh.... nevermind.

Also, these 5 guys still haven't died from getting the disease. Such a shame...

* Definition of "Accurate", in this case, is "made up on the spot"

Spread of N'Sync

How exactly N'Sync had spread is also unknown. Supposedly, the guys who first contracted N'Sync started making really crappy music. Then, a group of suicidal masochists bought their albums, and these guys also contracted the virus. Then, the albums started getting even more and more popular, and thousands of teenage girls, suicidal maniacs, and homosexuals everywhere contracted a deadly case of AIDS, and all of them died. To this day, N'Sync carrying bacteria floats around, giving people this awful disease.

Symptoms

There are many symptoms to tell if someone has N' Sync. Including, but not limited to the following:

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If you or a friend suffer from 4 or more of these symptoms you/they may be suffering from a case of N'Sync...

Or maybe they're just a flaming homosexual.

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Although Justin Timberlake is getting sick from N' Sync, he has claim to come up with a cure for it through Gregorian Chants. Turned out the album just makes the case of N' Sync even worse


Is there a cure?

No. However, the long-term effects of N'Sync can be held back with the use of N'Sync-B-Gone, a special pill made just for the treatment of the disease! (Side effects include Herpes, Crabs,Gonorrhea, Chlamidya, Other forms of AIDS, and sudden death. May also worsen your case of the virus.)

Charity for N'Sync Victims

Currently, due to a vast amount of homophobes and communists, there is only one charity fund for N'Sync victims. Money can be donated to aid in the treatment for people with the disease (Lawl, get it? Aid?) at NoneofthismoneyactuallygoestoarealcharityI'mjusttryingtogetmoremoney.com.

So far, the fund has raised millions....except in Poland for some unknown reason.

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