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MythBusters is a popular science program that airs on the Discovery Channel. The show follows five people who get paid to blow things up, surf, skydive, waterski, get drunk, fire guns, wreck cars, set things on fire, drop things from massive heights, travel the world, launch frozen chickens and blow more things up, "all in the name of science".
edit Who Are The MythBusters?Adam Savage - A middle-aged infant who spends most of his time dressing up as a pirate, ninja, caveman, cowboy, astronaut, superhero, indian, clown, mime or ballet dancer and putting on silly voices.
Jamie Hyneman 2.0 - An advanced multi-functional robot built to look like a French walrus. As well as being a visual effects expert, he is also a scuba diver, a licensed boat captain, a linguist and a bear wrestler.
Between them more than 30 years of special effects experience. Joining them...
Tory Belleci - The expendable one. Does most of the dangerous stunts when testing myths, because if he dies, he can be replaced. He also suffers frequent prejudice from the rest of the cast due to his mulatto origins and snakehandling beliefs.
Grant Imahara - Loves building robots. His creations include a punching robot, a sword-swinging robot, a chainsaw-juggling robot, and Jamie Hyneman 2.0.
Kari Byron - Redheaded artist that mixes beauty with intelligence. They don't just tell the myths, they get taught how to do super cool things for free, while claiming to put them to the test!
Buster- the very unfortunate yet completely retarded crash test dummy. I don't want to seem like I'm bagging on him but you would think he would learn not to hang out with these people after the 30th time being dropped on his head or having the shit blow out of him, but although dumb he is very loyal.
edit Early History
Fifteen years ago, the Discovery Channel was in trouble, its ratings were the lowest around. Apparently back then people weren't interested in learning about exciting, adrenaline-fueling subjects such as moss, ingeneous rocks and the mating rituals of various elephants. They wanted to see dull, yawn-inducing explosions and learn a bunch of useless trivia, such as how to escape a sinking car or how to save someone who's about to be run over by train.
So Discovery decided to give viewers what they want and they devised a show in which special effects wizards would do just that. It was given the working title "The Best Job in the World". The show's half hour pilot episode was entirely made up of various clips of car crashes, explosions, helicopters spinning out of control, police shootouts, shark attacks, natural disasters, trains colliding head on, two girls making out, moonwalking birds, trees falling on people, cats in microwaves, fat people falling down the stairs, midgets being railed down with a Minigun, spontaneous head explosions, and a breif examination of Kari Byron's butt undergoing vacuum induced flatulence, with "Yakety Sax" and the "1812 Overture" as background music. The show received viewing figures of 42, a record high for the Discovery Channel.
However, parents complained that the show had no educational value at all. All it did was make children want to attempt some of the dangerous stunts at home. One mother was shocked to find her eight year old son stuffing his baby sister into a microwave, while her older daughter actually kissed a girl (and liked it!)! So Discovery had to think of a way to pass the show off as an educational program, while including lots of warnings against trying any of the experiments seen on the show, at home. Thus, MythBusters was born.
edit Show Format
Each episode begins with the MythBusters receiving a phone call from a scared person whose house is being haunted by a myth. The narrator then shows the audience a piece of stock footage related to the myth. Afterwards, the team get in their "MythMobile" and drive off, then there's an advert break. After the adverts, more stock footage is shown and there's an unnecessary recap of the very little amount of stuff that happened in the previous part. The MythBusters then arrive at their clients house and begin to use a variety of scientific techniques to disprove or "bust" the myth. If the myth is successfully busted, they lock it up and the client is now myth free. Throughout the episode there are more advert breaks, unnecessary recaps and "don't try this at home" warnings, which in total take up at least a third of the length of the episode. If the team fails, and the myth is confirmed then it will continue to haunt the clients house with no way of stopping it. At this point the MythBusters have no other option but to destroy the clients house with a spectacular explosion.
Often viewers complain on the fansite that a busted myth was treated unfairly. This occasionally results in a lawsuit, demanding the myth be released. The released myths continue to haunt people until they are revisited in special episodes and the MythBusters attempt to shut the fans up and bust them once and for all.
edit Myths Tested
“We should start out small scale. Where's Grant?”
“If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing!”
“When in doubt, C4.”
“Where's my pirate costume?!”
|A 33hz sound wave can give a woman an orgasm.||Kari sat on a beasty amp, while it played a 33hz sound wave at 160db.||Busted. She did not climax, much to the disappointment of the nerdy fan boys|
|You can be killed by a flying champagne cork.||Grant built a champagne cork launching robot and fired several shots at Tory's head.||Busted. Tory didn't die, although he was rendered completely blind in his left eye. He now has AIDS . Poor guy. Justin Beiber is like aids, once you catch it there is no cure and you will die. Your penis will fall off too.|
|You can make an anti-gravity device using a cat and buttered toast.||They taped slices of toast, butter side up, to a number of cats and used a cat-throwing robot to launch them into the air.||Confirmed. The forces exerted by the butter and the cat's feet were in perfect equilibrium causing the cat and toast to defy gravity.|
|It's possible to make a fire extinguisher look sexy.||See picture.||Confirmed.|
|Frantic masturbation can make you go blind.||The less said about it, the better.||Busted. Like their balls.|
|If you flip a penny ten thousand times, because the heads side is heavier, it will land on tails significantly more times.||They built a mass coin flipping robot to flip a hundred pennies a hundred times each and recorded the results.||Plausible. They got bored about half way through and just decided to put ten thousand pennies in a pile and blow them up with C4.|
|Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.||Jamie's MythTerns tried a variety of methods to get Chuck Norris to cry.||Inconclusive. All efforts failed and the MythTerns died of roundhouse kick related injuries.|
|The World Trade Center was actually brought down using Diet Coke and Mentos.||A 100th scale model of the World Trade Center was built and filled with powdered Mentos and Diet Coke.||Plausible. The scale models were successfully destroyed, however the MythBusters were arrested by the FBI when they attempted to go full scale.|
|Crossing the streams is bad.||Using plans submitted on the fansite, Adam and Jamie built their own proton packs and crossed the streams.||Confirmed. A total protonic reversal occurred, causing all the molecules in their bodies to explode at the speed of light. Luckily, Grant was able to build another Jamie.|
|Burning your tongue with a lighter gives you a craving for fruitcake.||Adam and Jamie burn their tongues with a lighter.||Busted. Or rather, impossible to find out, because Adam always has a craving for fruitcake. That poor guy. Jamie and Adam got their taste buds burned off, and they wasted money buying expensive lighters, so this episode was a total waste to them.|
|The moon is made out of cheese.||Adam and Jamie blast into space with a bag of Cheese Doodles. They extract a moon rock and eat it. Then they eat a Cheese Doodle and compare flavors.||Confirmed. But mostly because they have no tastebuds.|
|Toxic waste will give you superpowers.||Adam and Jamie throw toxic waste at a passerby.||Busted. The person in question died a horribly painful death and Adam was sent to jail for 25 days on manslaughter charges. Jamie 1.0 exploded.|
|A bomb is significantly less powerful if swallowed.||The newly built Jamie 1.1 ate a 20lb bomb with his meat and apple cucumber pie.||Uncertain. Unkown to Adam, Jamie 1.1 already had a 2 ton nuclear device in his beret which exploded simultaneously with the other bomb. The blast destroyed the MythBusters headquaters, rendering the test unrepeatable.|
|Does Masturbation cause hairy palms and blindness?||Jamie 6.9 and Adam 00.7 put to the test in a dark room alone for 80 hours with nothing but the Adult Chanel and access to Google.||Premature Inconclusive Evidence. Jamie and Adam put the old theories to a test. They where each given several popular magazines, a selection of fine lubricants and the worlds most realistic feeling rubber vagina that the team constructed out of the same ballistics gel they use to repair Buster. However, the show was removed from airing the rest of it's broadcast when fans phoned in to complain that only Jamie and Adam where investigating this theory. Disgusted by the actions of the team for not including Karen with all the screen time, the episode was halted 3 mins in and was replaced by a previously un-aired episode of Fact or Faked special edition where the team investigated popular XXX films and decided on whether or the not the leading lady of the scene was in fact having a blast, or if she was faking it. The Mythbusters team apologized for not thinking logically about what there fans wanted to see, and hope to re-visit this particular show in future and blow up the ballistic gel vagina that Adam created to get a sense of "returning to their roots" and make up for the dismay and distraught viewers who had to see Jamie reveal that his pubic region has a longer mustache then the one on his face.|