UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 1

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Yakman

It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

edit So there I was

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

edit and this fucking yak

bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a yakline straight for me.

edit so I pulled out my

knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. It nearly raped me.

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