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The musket was first created in 100,000 B.C by a caveman who just added a lock, a stock, and a barrel.The musket was the best weapon for warding off Jeremy Clarkson's monkeys.The gun was inaccurate to piss the user off and kill himself,causing rage to occur.

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A caveman was scratching his head and founded an idea about making a"wood metallic thingy",historians founded this original invention,in 500 B.C.,Egyptians made this similar invention after they took a dump on,burned,and pissed on their bow and arrows.When the Egyptians used this very weapon,they thought it was for their gay pharaoh,King Tut or Rich Homie Tut,after succeeding to rape Christopher Columbus's prized possession.

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