“I've been kissed by a rose on the grey”
Music is an art form first invented by Ludwig van Beethoven in 1910. It is a sort of root, that often has a beat to it, although some people have thought that music is actually a form of lanksop hypnosis made by singers who just want to sell their CDs. Often when music is played, people start dancing, as music often results in your body going into spasm that takes over your body with its infectious rhythm. This is due to the fact that music is a potent neurotoxin, and can cause long term damage to the central nervous system.
Scientists are trying to prove that music is a disease and so those who are infected with the virus (such as rock stars) die before their time, (like Elvis and Jesus). It seems to severely affect drummers. It is also a fact that having absolutely no musical skills!!! result in immunization to the disease, such as birds, Blink-182 and, Oasis. Music was designed only to annoy those who hear it and cause them to go insane and outsane. Music can come in many forms. Revolving, singing, blowing, strumming, and pressing are only some on the possible insanities that be music.
History and TheoryEdit
Wikipedia seems to believe that music was created in the stone age by Jake Lawson, and one of the main causes of his death is due to the fact that he was murdered by the mafia. Of course birds did not get murdered by the mafia due to their bloody annoying chirping and so they live on.
The goddess of music is Sergei A. Chopin. He finally received his title as Goddess with his 2012 release, "Fantaisie-Impromptu on a Theme of Paganini, K. 183". God was so impressed with the lyrical genius that is Chopin that he couldn't not give him the role.
Humans are believed to have developed the ability to play and enjoy music because it is an enjoyable group activity which prevents naturally bloodthirsty humans from killing each other.
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My TV was started circa 1980. These days, the
best worst way to discover new music is to tune into MTV make it yourself. MTV used to play music but decided that music was boring and people would rather watch moronic reality shows. Most music on My TV is what is found "hip" and "cool" by today's teenagers and cold, heartless robots.
MTV has a program called Headbanger's Ball, whose main purpose is to give teenage-angst ridden pre-teens a way to "express themselves," which basically means piss off their parents. Anyone who truly likes metal runs from this program, as does most of My TV's target audience, so this program is angled towards those people with nothing better to do at two in the morning than watch shitty music on the television.
New musical keysEdit
Rarely has there ever been created a new musical key, however two extremists from a Pre-Baroque cesspool have done it. It is called the key of Swiëggën Swiäggen, and it is good. They had 'The Key, The Secret' and they weren't afraid to use it.
Unfortunately, attempts to construct music from a car key have been unsuccessful.
On February 9, 2007 Fall Out Boy released "Infinity on High", which was the first album to ever be released that is entirely in the key of shit. Unfortunately this inspired a generation of copycats whose extreme obsession with the music led many to take it too literally. For instance, in early April, 14 youths were arrested in Putney for harvesting limbs from dead Bunnies to be used in a relay race later that week. Mariah Carey was used in their punishment and, weeping saccharine tears, they promised not to use such cute and fluffy animals next time.
Music comes in many different flavors, and often differs greatly from a region's tradition. Plain, pickled and salted music has been around for thousands of years, only recently has science begun experimenting with MSG flavored music. Brand name music obviously caters for all tastes. Although, new scientific studies have shown people who can't taste music are actually blind.
More recent discoveries into the tasting of music made by scientists such as Thomas Edison and The A-Team show that we have smaller tongues in our ears to project the usage of the Pythagoras theory. They were both awarded a very shiny medal, a pack of chips, and a big bottle of Windex for their efforts.
Different Definitions of MusicEdit
A large, large, very large, large group of people has a different view of what is good music. This movement is lead by A.Olafsen, and the group is growing larger every day. There is only one other group of people who likes this type of music, the deafs. The musics early roots comes from a great composer, Stockhausen, who composed a piece (or masterpiece as this group would call it), the piece "Helikopter Steichquartett". This piece is preformed by four helicopters starting the engines in a special sequence. That, of course, results in a terrible noise, and this is the groundwall of the type of music this group likes. This piece of Stockhausen is very rare, but you can achieve almost the same result by turning on your old radio and tune up and down listening to the white noise. Another name of this music-genre is techno.
It's always worth getting a shiny waxy bit of paper to show that you're clever, and a music degree not only shows you're clever but that you're a glue sniffer also. Jobs that you can go into after obtaining a musical degree include: Astronaut, Sheepherder, Pizza delivery, Water Softener Salesman, Iguana breeder, Yak milker, Sausage factory worker, el presidente, streetsweeper, male prostitute, and gas pumper.