Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats
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"Eddie Murphy did a movie about space cats?"
- Murphy's Law:
If something can go wrong, it will so, If you throw a slice of toast with butter into the air, it will always fall with the buttered side down
- Cats conservation law:
Oscar Wilde's Cat-Toast Device
The device is composed of two pure substances:
- Cats - small mammals that always land on their feet.
- Buttered Toast - tasty breakfast food that always lands butter-side down.
Oscar Wilde, always one to recognize the violation of laws of quantum mechanics, found a way to harness the limitless potential energy of the hovering cat-toast creation to power his Uncyclopedia. This discovery undermined any credit that Schroedinger's Cat Experiment had originally, which wasn't much to say the most.
The Cat-Toast Device will one day be used in the construction of the Shimizu Megacity Pyramid. It may also be used to create artificial gravity for space stations.