Munich (video game)

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War: ICOGermanyICOPalestine vs. ICOIsrael

*Welcome to #Munich!*

*Is-rail's Pride has entered the game*

*DaRk MoNtH has entered the game*

*Deutschland Defenders has entered the game*

*Deutschland Defenders is now idle*

DaRk MoNtH: I will PWN UR ARSE!

Is-rail's Pride: Leik hell you will!

*DaRk MoNtH has taken Is-rail's Pride Hostage!*

*Deutschland Defenders is no longer idle*

Deutschland Defenders: Dudes, you cannot do that! That cheatin!

DaRk MoNtH: We demand the unbanning of 234Pales!

Deutschland Defenders: I'm banning joo.

*DaRk MoNtH has shot Is-rail's Pride! Critical hit!*

*DaRk MoNtH has killed Is-rail's Pride*

Deutschland Defenders: Sh|t.

*Golden Mare has entered the game*

Golden Mare: Sup dutch, wha hoppen?

Deutschland Defenders: DaRk MoNtH killed Is-rail.

Golden Mare: He cannot doo that! This is bad... Brb.


*Welcome to #Israel!*

*Golden Mare has entered the game*

*Moss_Man Sr. is no longer idle*

Golden Mare: Sup, M-man?

Moss_Man Sr.: Nuttin. Y joo back?

Golden Mare: In #Munich some noob killed Is-rail...

Moss_Man Sr.: O. We need to doo somthin then... I no! I go to all the people in the DaRk clan and kill them 'em all!

Golden Mare: K.


*Welcome to #Italy!*

*Moss_Man Sr. has entered the game*

*DaRk Za Waiter is no longer idle*

DaRk Za Waiter: Sup, dood

Moss_Man Sr.: Bai

DaRk Za Waiter: Bai

Moss_Man Sr.: Not me, joo idiot, Ur dead.

*Moss_Man has shot and killed DaRk Ze Waiter! Critical Hit!*

Moss_Man Sr.: Pwned.


*Welcome to #France!*

*Moss_Man Jr. has entered the game*

*Moss_Man Sr. has entered the game*

*DaRk Ham_Hog is no longer idle*

Moss_Man Jr.: This bomb should do it. When he checks messages, it connects into a code that activates the explosive, and kills in one shot.

Moss_Man Sr.: Nice.

*DaRk Ham_Hog is no longer idle*

DaRk Ham_Hog: Hello.

*Moss_Man Sr. is now idle*

*Moss_Man Jr. is now idle*

DaRk Ham_Hog: Hmm... Oh well...

*DaRk Ham_Hog has left #France*

*Moss_Man Sr. is no longer idle*

*Moss_Man Jr. is no longer idle*

Moss_Man Sr.: Time to set up da bomb.

Moss_Man Jr.: Remember, this has to go off perfect the first time.

*Moss_Man Sr. has left the game*

*Moss_Man Jr. is now idle*

*DaRk Ham_Hog has entered the game*

DaRk Ham_Hog: Lets see what happed when I left...

*DaRk Ham_Hog has been Killed by ????!*

*Moss_Man Jr. is no longer idle*

*Moss_Man Jr. to Moss_Man Sr.: It worked, I'm going back to #Israel... *


*Welcome to #Israel!*

*Moss_Man Jr. has entered the game*

*Golden Mare is no longer idle*

Golden Mare: ...So?

Moss_Man: Got em.

Golden Mare: Ok, now go to #Lebanon and get more DaRk clans people. I will send Bar Hack and Moss_Com with you, ya dig?

Moss_Man: K


*Welcome to #Lebanon!*

*Bar Hack has entered the game*

*Moss_Com has entered the game*

*Moss_Man Jr. has entered the game*

*dArK Inc. is now idle*

*LeB fUzZ is now idle*

Moss_Man Jr.: Bar Hack, they know who you are, change your name. Same with you Com.

*Bar Hack = Dood_looks_like_a_lady*

*Moss_Com = Hippy_Dood*

*LeB fUzZ is no longer idle*

LeB fUzZ: Hay, I no joo Moss_Man! Joo banned our friends!

*Moss_Man Jr. has been Shot by LeB fUzZ, 50% health left*

Moss_Man Jr.: Dude, I need health.

Hippy_Dood: I am not a medic...

Moss_Man Jr.: When I respawn, I'll be our squad's medic.

*Moss_Man Jr. has been Shot by LeB fUzZ, and is now dead!*

Dood_looks_like_a_lady: U killed Moss! Your dead.

*LeB fUzZ has been shot! Critical hit!*

*dArK Inc. is no longer idle*

Hippy_Dood: All 2 e-z

dArK Inc.: Your goin down!

*Hippy_Dood has been shot! 60% health left!*

*dArK Inc. has been shot by Hippy_Dood! Critical hit!*

Dood_looks_like_a_lady: I guess it was worth it...

Hippy_Dood: Yeah, lets go.


*Welcome to #Israel!*

*Moss_Man has entered the game*

*Golden Mare is no longer idle*

Golden Mare: ...So?

Moss_Man Jr.: Got em, but I was killed...

*Bar Hack has entered the game*

Bar Hack: That was fun.

Golden Mare: Anywho, we found out that DaRk Hassan was the leader of the DaRk clan. He has been spotted in #Norway. Moss_Man Jr., take him out.

Moss_Man Jr.: Cant. I have to go to #Other_Projects. Send Noobie Moss to do it.

Golden Mare: k.


*Welcome to #Norway!*

*Noobie Moss has entered the game*

*Noobie Moss #2 has entered the game*

*dArK Hessian is no longer idle*

dArK Hessian: Hello.

Noobie Moss: Is that him?

Noobie Moss #2: I think...

*dArK Hessian has been shot! Critical hit!*

Noobie Moss: We owned him!



*Welcome to #Israel!*

*Noobie Moss has entered the game*

*Noobie Moss #2 has entered the game*

*Golden Mare is no longer idle*

Golden Mare: So, did you get him?

Noobie Moss: Ya, dArK Hessian was an easy kill.

Golden Mare: U IDIOTS!

Noobie Moss #2: Wha?

Golden Mare: U were supost to kill DaRk Hassan! Not dArK Hessian you jackasses!

Noobie Moss: ...that's bad, right?

*Informant has entered the game*

Informant: I no were DaRk Hassan is!

Golden Mare: O RLY?

Informant: Ya, he is in #Lebanon!

Golden Mare: K. We are going to send Moss_Man Jr. to do the banning this time.


*Welcome to #Lebanon!*

*Moss_Man has entered the game*

*DaRk Hassan is no longer idle*

DaRk Hassan: So atlast, we meet! What a surprise to ---

*DaRk Hassan has been shot! Critical hit!*

Moss_Man:That was fast...


*Welcome to #Israel!*

*Moss_Man has entered the game*

*Golden Mare is no longer idle*

Golden Mare: D'joo get him?

Moss_Man: Ya.

Golden Mare: cool

Moss_Man: Sweet

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