Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUNG-HOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIGNOG, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCK or DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUTT-FOR-BRAINS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FENCE JUMPER JACKASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially SPIC objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address NIPPLES Tourette's syndrome.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette's is PIG not to be MOLDY TITS confused with DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPIC chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU WANKER random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-QUEEF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING A language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POMMIE SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POLAK souvenir shoppes and massive DUMBASS quantities JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST of ANAL DIABETES SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNNILINGUS Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

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The SPUNK Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Research Institute was DICKLICK founded to MALARKY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have 666 Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FROG'S FAT ASS article LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BRUSH MA TEETH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BENCH PRESS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BLUE PENIS! Tourrette's sufferers FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING A TV, for always focusing on the DIPSHIT bad side of a terrible DUMBASS thing.
  • The main ASSFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ANUSCAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FEWMETS knee PUSSY NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SLOPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTER FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTTFUCKER school for BOOBS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITSKIN sufferers to become TAFFY manically depressed and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT commit CHINK suicide.
  • There is no MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE cure, and the NORTH KOREA drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE tics often have adverse MOLDY TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WOP perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go WANK numb and QUEEF basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMMIT it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTRAG tourette syndrome ABO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the I DID IT FOR THE LULZ public view of Tourettes as a "ASSFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGNOG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FELCHMONKEY sorry for LOLCAT "hi-jacking" your YOU WANKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GREASER this that really MONKEY BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCUMBAG, and making fun of a JAP horrible disorder is (not) FELCHING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITE time.

Best SHITSLINGING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Regards to Andrew DICKLICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMN punch him if you SHITFUCKER want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How TOSSER to BENCH PRESS cure KNOBJOCKEY the DOUCHETITS Tourette's ARSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS for ASSRAMMER Tourette's HITLER Syndrome ARSE is PISS OFF MY ASS following SON OF A BITCH these NIPPLES rules SHITE in FUCK order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITSKIN immature DOUCHING little SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! within FUCKSTAIN 10 POOPOOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your WANK SHITTY GANGBANG nor DUMBASS talk,
  • 4: Tell INCEST yourself you HELL don't WANK have BENSON SUCKS this BASTARD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOBSHITE WITH NASTY SEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MONKEY SHIT SHITCUNTING OSTRICH MY ASS FOUR-EYES DOUCHE NAZI FLYING FUCK ANUSCAKE DOUCHE OSTRICH MY ASS JAP

SHITSLINGING DICKFACE PUSSY PISSHOLE CUNT BOB SAGET DIPSHIT DICKHEAD FUCKING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOUR MOM BEAVER ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSE BULLCRAP CLUSTER FUCK DYKE STUDENT PROTESTS HOSER WILLY WONKA TITS ARSE FUCK YOU BITCH BELGIUM I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED INBRED DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY COCKSUCKER CHIGGER FUCK YOU FUCK NI NICARAGUA HELL BUKKAKE MALARKY ANUSCAKE CHOAD ASS DAMN DOG FUCKER PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER DIPSHIT CHIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH GOD DAMMIT SHITSLIDE PUSSY RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD DAMN DAMN LENS CRAFTERS FIST FUCK DAMMIT BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MASTURBATION CUNT FRIG PEARL NECKLACE FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM WOP GOAT DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES WOODPECKERSHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BALLS HELL CRACKER SHITTY CONAN O'BRIAN CHENEY PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK SHIT FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUM CLUSTER FUCK ASS O KURWA! SNUFF PORN CUNT CRAPPER WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT GRIS SEMPRINI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PRICK CRAPFUCKER SOD OFF ASS DICK IN A BOX HELL BALL SACK LET'S SHIT WIGGER DOUCHETITS FUCK OFF THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PISS ARTIST WANK FUCKFACE INJUN [EXPLETIVE] CC PLZ YOU WANKER ASS LICKER RICK MORANIS SHITFACE [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU PISS YID CONDOMS BORDER HOPPER I RAPE WALRUSES! [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKING JUMP! CLUSTER FUCK FRIENDS QUEEF DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD TWAT PUSSY TITWANK VENEREAL DISEASE WIKIPEDIA PUSSYLICKER PAKI HELL [expletive deleted] CLIT DYKE SPUNK DUMBASS WANKSPLAT BARBRA STREISAND SHITTY SPANK THE MONKEY PEARL NECKLACE CONAN O'BRIAN COCKSUCKER BITCH JACKASS NORTH KOREA VAGINA NAZI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL TUBA DUMBASS PUSSY SHITFUCKER ASSFACE ASSWIPE JIZZ JIZZ FOUR-EYES HADJI CHENEY FUCKING RAT'S ASS WEHATEMARIO CRAPMUNCHER WANK SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUM I'LL RAPE YOU WOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER DONKEY DICK WALRUS SHIT CUNT TAFFY AY-AY-AY FUCK PUSSY CUNT TAFFY POLACK [expletive deleted] WANKSPLAT TITTIES TACO ASSHAT THONG TASTER BULLSHIT PRICK PORCH MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK NEGRO BLUMPKIN POLACK JENKEM JUSTIN BIEBER VAGINA NAZI ASSWIPE CUNT BULLCRAP DOUCHEBAG PIG SHITHEAD DOODIE HEAD COCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK YOU WANKER CHOAD KISSER SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DEVELOPERS! DILDO WANKER THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! SHITCOCK KIKE CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING ARSE JACK ABRAMOFF POLACK BALL SACK PISS CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG LET'S SHIT VAGINA RAPE DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT CHINK DAMN IT TOSSER DONKEY DICK LENS CRAFTERS CLIT BALLS NEGRO BITCH SHITCUNTING CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCKING BANGKOK NIGNOG FUCKHEAD ALF ARSE FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK RUSKIE YOGHURT CANNON I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POLACK SHITHEAD WIGGER ASSHOLE SHAKOPEE JOHNNY CLEMEN FUCKING FUCKER NECROPHILIA CUNT REBECCA BLACK HONKY MALL SANTA HORSE PENIS PIG FRIENDS CC PLZ COON BIGNOSE BOOBIES BASTARD FLYING FUCK JERRY GREASER TITWANK FIST FUCK BULLSHIT NIGGER CUNT FUCKFACE PENIS FRIENDS BASTARD NEGRO CUNT MACACA TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE EMO GRINGO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK SCROTUM TITTIES TITTYWANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING FUCK KNOBJOCKEY CRAP TAMPON IN MY ASS BEANER COCK BONER YOUR MOM I'LL RAPE YOU MALL SANTA ARSE CHOAD SOD OFF SCROTUM BOOBS WEHATEMARIO FUCK FUCK YOU DICKWAD SHIT VAGINA PISS MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COON FROG SEMEN BITCH CUNT FEWMETS FUCKFACE DAMN HO GOD DAMN FENCE JUMPER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POOPY ASSRAPING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POMMIE RAT'S ASS BASTARD CRAP BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FAGGOT SHITFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING DAGO SHITCUNTING FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING A SHITFACE DICKLICK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TITS & DICKS PUNANI FUCK SHITTY BOOBS HELL GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST WANKER REDSKIN BORDER HOPPER ASS FASCIST SCUMBAG JACK OFF JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER MR WINKLER IS GAY ASS RUSTY TROMBONE ANAL DIABETES LAKE TITICACA JOHNNY SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFUCKER FUCKER ASS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SLOPE JERRY TWAT FIRECROTCH ASS FASCIST BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PROLES DUNE COON ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION WOMEN'S RIGHTS INCEST BALLS SHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DAMN TACO DONKEY DICK TWO-INCH PENIS AY-AY-AY O CANADA BEANER GOAT DICK BEAVER JUSTIN BIEBER FIST FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CLEVELAND STEAMER STEVE BALLMER SHITE SNUFF PORN I RAPE WALRUSES! WANKSPLAT CHOAD KISSER TITWANK SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD DAMNATION LENS CRAFTERS DOM DeLUISE PIECE OF SHIT KIKE FRENCH TICKLER HELL HENTAI PISS UP MY ARSE PEEPEE ASS LICKER RAT'S ASS CRACKER PIGFUCKER suck my mothers NIPPLES FUCK OFF BULLCRAP PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITFUCKER CUNT DAMNATION HELL PORCH MONKEY TURD REBECCA BLACK ASSFACE SHITHEAD PENIS DOG FUCKER FELLATIO DICK SEX AY-AY-AY ASS TONY LA RUSSA ASS FUCK PRICK FUCK OFF GRINGO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUGGER OFF JIGGABOO PENIS ARSE SUITCASE PENIS SCUMBAG GANGBANG COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER BUKKAKE ASSHAT STUDENT PROTESTS NI SHITTY BIG FOOT ASSFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER CUNT CC PLZ MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER FUCKING SHAKOPEE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! CLUSTER FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT YOUR MOM MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST ARSE RAPE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAT'S COCK DICKFACE DAMN NIHILISM PENISPENISPENIS!!! HOLY DUMB FUCK FRITZ PISS OFF HO WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH FELCHING DAMMIT ANUSCAKE SHITE WANK FUCKWIT YOU WANKER SEMEN PIECE OF SHIT NEGRO FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX FELCHMONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE DUNE COON PISSHOLE COCKGOBLIN SHITE GO HOME AND DIE SHITE ASS FASCIST CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS OFF PISS UP MY ARSE DUNE COON DARTH VADER NORTH KOREA PIG CLEMEN DAMN IT CUNT PRICK CUNTYMINTS DOUCHEBAG URINE-GARGLING CUNT PENIS CUNT ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE REDNECK NECROPHILIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITSLINGING BALL SACK JERK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK OFF FELLATIO TITS & DICKS FUCK FRIG CHIGGER HELL DUMBASS YID BITCH SMEG BUTT PIRATE BOOBIES DOODIE HEAD CHAV CHICKEN FRIES INBRED FUCKBAG DILDO DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ANUSCAKE and with the ASSCRACK and his PEDOPHILIA of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PIECE OF SHIT also

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