Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder BLUMPKIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BLOWJOB, sudden PUNANI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JIZZ or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SAND NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAP ON A STICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JACKASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DONKEY PUNCHER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JERRY utterFUCKance of socially YOU WANKER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMN television programs to address BUGGER OFF Tourette's syndrome.

BLUE PENIS! Tourette's is JAP not to be CLUSTER FUCK confused with BATHING SUIT AREA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! random MOZILLA FIREFOX disorientation, culturally-MARCH OF FLAMES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSRAPING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ARSE language, TWAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places KNOBJOCKEY GOATSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive COCK quantities TOWELHEAD of ANAL DIABETES MOZILLA FIREFOX garbage.

Darnit.

A DILDO Polite Note to the ASS Author:

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The BRITNEY Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was CAMEL FUCKER founded to PISS ARTIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DYKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NECROPHILIA article DIRTY SANCHEZ funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMEL JOCKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIGGER TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourrette's sufferers JIGGABOO swear. You can MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKWIT TV, for always focusing on the CLEMEN bad side of a terrible CLIT thing.
  • The main BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOG SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FAGGOT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN IT knee SHITHEAD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JENKEM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMMIT school for SPICY CUNT FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCK sufferers to become ABO manically depressed and CUNT commit POMMIE suicide.
  • There is no NEGRO cure, and the BIGNOSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the POLAK tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SON OF A BITCH perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go BONER numb and O KURWA! basically made it NIGGA! worse than BEAVER it is without the POMMIE drug.

I am an active member of a EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA tourette syndrome COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BALL SACK the DUMBASS public view of Tourettes as a "SHITHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PRICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOD DAMMIT sorry for FRIG "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ROSIE O'DONNELL this that really DICK TITS annoys me. I am working towards a PISS UP MY ARSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITTIES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HENTAI, and making fun of a RAPE horrible disorder is (not) PIG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BELLEND” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an MEG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. FUCKER Regards to Andrew CONDOMS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can CHENEY punch him if you BIG FOOT want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my YOU WANKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ANUSCAKE to ASS cure BOYCOTT VIACOM! the JUSTIN BIEBER Tourette's PISS OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITFACE for CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's CROTCH Syndrome DICKLICK is MARGARET THATCHER following SONNY BILL WILLIAMS these SEX rules GOD DAMN in GENITALIA order:

  • 1: Avoid INCEST immature FUCK OFF little GO HOME AND DIE kids,
  • 2: Count to DONKEY PUNCHER within DICK CHICKEN 10 SHITHEADseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TWAT FUCK FUCKING nor PISS talk,
  • 4: Tell ASS LICKER yourself you SEX don't INCEST have ASSHOLE this ANUSCAKE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUGFUCK WITH NASTY GOD DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S QUEEF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER GOBSHITE JIZZ ANUSCAKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT LIKE A HORSE VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT-HOLE WIENER BOOBIES

WOODPECKERSHIT ASSCRACK ASSHOLE DAMN IT FUCKWIT TIT SPRINKLES MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD PRICK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHIT GENITALIA JACKASS HELL CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD KISSER FUCK HAPPINESS WIENER PUSSY BITCH ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT GOD DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT DOT HEAD NIGGER GRINGO BASTARD WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS ASSCRACK FUCKWIT FUCK YOU SLOPE FUCK YOU FRENCH TICKLER GIVING HEAD BIG FOOT FUCKING FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S ASS DAMN TWISTY VAGINA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AMERICA ONLINE JACKASS JIGGABOO FUCKING A MASTURBATION INBRED NI KAFFIR IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD suck my mothers TURD WIENER GENITALIA PRICK PENIS ON A BUN DUMBASS CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP BUGGER FUCKER TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL KILL YOU! JOHNNY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAT'S COCK POOPOO HELL DICK ANAL FUCKING JUMP! WOP ASSWIPE ASSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT P'KANG FELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES FUCK PISS ARTIST WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOOK POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER KAFFIR TURD BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAGO BITCH HELL PISS BITCH DAGO NECROPHILIA FUCKER INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY MARGARET THATCHER BUTT PIRATE WIKIPEDIA BIBLE BASHER HORSE PENIS FUCK YOU DAMMIT CUNT DUMBASS ASSWIPE ABORTIONS FOR ALL PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUSSY PENIS ON A STICK PEDOPHILIA COCKSMOKER SHITSLINGING CHOAD KISSER BOB SAGET LOLCAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HITLER BUGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TWISTY VAGINA BOOBIES TITS & DICKS JACKASS PEDOPHILIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HELL SHIT CUNTYMINTS MALARKY CUNT ASSCRACK DICK YOU WANKER FUCK DONKEY DICK EPIDIDYMIS TURD DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK TOWELHEAD RAT'S COCK JOHN ELWAY POMMIE PORCUPINE'S BALLS WETBACK WANKER GREASER BONER CRACKER WIKIPEDIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICK IN A BOX CUNT CRAPPER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHAT KAFFIR BLUE PENIS! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TAMPONS BOOBS ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE PISS ARTIST ART METAL PRODUCTS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING NIPPLES CUNT COON TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS DOUCHEBAG FUCK DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER O KURWA! TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO RAPE CLEVELAND STEAMER BEAVER SPUNK MALARKY FUCKSTAIN HAPPINESS PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE BITCH RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN CHOAD POLESMOKER CHIGGER ASS SHITSLINGING ASSHAT SHITE JIGGABOO JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES SUCK A BIG DICK CHING CHONG CHINK DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER BUGGER OFF DOUCHETITS BITCH CHOAD FLYING FUCK WIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FRAK DOUCHE FUCKING A 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TAFFY BANGKOK BELGIUM DAMN YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS LIMEY SHITHEAD POOPY HENTAI DAMN WANKSPLAT CUNTRAG PRICK SHIT PISS OFF BOOBS SAND NIGGER YOU WANKER BUKKAKE FAG HELL WOODPECKERSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY PISS FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK A BIG DICK JOHN ELWAY FUCKING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GO HOME AND DIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK ANUSCAKE MASTURBATION FUCKFACE KNOBJOCKEY DOT HEAD DARTH VADER BLOWJOB WIGGER DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSUCKER SEX COON BOB SAGET PENIS ASSHAT CUNT CLUSTER FUCK SEX FAGGOT SHITCOCK FRITZ HELL CUNTYMINTS TAFFY FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKHEAD CROTCH FUCKTARD FUCK NUGGET SUCK MY COCK SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMMIT BUTT-HOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL BOOBIES DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA FAGGOT SACRAMENTO CAMEL JOCKEY FENCE JUMPER JERRY GOAT DICK PIGFUCKER PISS FUCK DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE WANK FRITZ COCK BULLSHIT HELL FUCKING A DOUCHETITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO FEMADOM ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT FUCKING TAMPONS DOM DeLUISE GRINGO SHIT DICKLICK CRACKER SPIC TOWELHEAD NIGGER CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST JIZZ GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT SHITFUCKER GANGBANG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FROG PORCH MONKEY CUNT DICK GOD DAMN CRAPFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SOD OFF DICKFACE BITCH ASSWIPE DAMN IT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS WANK ASSCRACK ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT HELL INBRED ASSHOLE BLUE PENIS! PISS SHIT STEVE BALLMER FIST FUCK DOUCHEBAG BASTARD OH SHI– FASHION BUG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FOUR-EYES CLUSTER FUCK SHIT YID JACKASS ASSWIPE GIVING HEAD COCK SPIC WIGGER FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTYMINTS ASSFACE PISS OFF CUM PISS ARTIST NEGRO ASSFACE FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SCUMBAG WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNTSWILLING SHITPISSER DICK CHICKEN CRAPMUNCHER POOPY SHITE TITTIES SHITFUCKER CRAP SHITFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD TITMOUSE PISS OFF CUNT KIKE BLUMPKIN THONG TASTER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH CUNT PECKERHEAD PISS OFF WINDOWS VISTA ASSHAT FRENCH TICKLER ASS FASCIST FELLATIO BOB SAGET FUCKWIT DAMNATION DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK SHIT SHITE TWISTY VAGINA TITS DICK IN A BOX FUCK FUCKFACE HELL DICK IN A BOX MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT CUNT YOU WANKER POMMIE YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT POMMIE ASSFACE ASS LICKER DOT HEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER JACK ABRAMOFF COCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SCUMBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU PEDOPHILIA ASS CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET DONGSHOVER BLOWJOB ARSE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTT PIRATE CHIGGER WALRUS SHIT BLUMPKIN CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK HELL GYPSY DAMN IT HADJI TITS BITCH INJUN PORCH MONKEY TACO DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS ASS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA AUTOFELLATIO ARSE TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS TWAT MONKEY SHIT suck my mothers CHIGGER NECROPHILIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TRANNY MILF BULLSHIT DAMN SHIT ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPICY CUNT FUCK lowercase FUCKFACE PIG CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELL GOATSE BIGNOSE ASS TOSSER SHAKOPEE GIVING HEAD LOGJAMMER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITE SCUMBAG DAMN ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUCHEBAG CAMEL JOCKEY TWISTY VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG CUNTRAG MARY WHITEHOUSE JIGGABOO BITCH INBRED CHICKEN SHIT CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU JAP BITCH BASTARD BITCH FUCKER DOG SHIT GOD DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! DUMBASS JAP WANKER SHITTY PIGFUCKER TITMOUSE SCUMBAG SHIT BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE POLAK DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE JAP PENIS HADJI TACO FUCK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS 30 CASES OF PICKLES ANAL VAGINA FUCKTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP SPANK THE MONKEY HOMO CLUSTER FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAT'S COCK RECTUM RAIDER NECROPHILIA WANK DICK TITS DONALD RUMSFELD SUGARTITS SOD OFF BITCH FUCKBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITE CHOAD KISSER MARY WHITEHOUSE FOUR-EYES SHIT PISS DOUCHING BUGFUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKHEAD WIENER OH SHI– CUNT DICKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON STEVE BALLMER BITCH Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFACE and with the FUCKSTAIN and his POMMIE of girraffes in which SUCK COCKS IN HELL! while reading about ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!

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