Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HAPPINESS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPUNK, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTBUCKET or CC PLZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPMUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUKKAKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANKSPLAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL BOLLOCKS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ARSEBADGERS utterFUCKance of socially MY ANUS IS BLEEDING objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NEGRO television programs to address GOOK Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBIES Tourette's is HORSE SHIT not to be CECIL JOHN RHODES confused with [expletive deleted] Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves VENEREAL DISEASE random LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! disorientation, culturally-P'KANG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, NIGGER TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSKIN BIGNOSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S COCK souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities FUCKTARD of ANAL DIABETES DICKFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A RAPE Polite Note to the DONKEY PUNCHER Author:

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The BUGFUCK Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to CHINK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LET'S SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TWO-INCH PENIS article FUCKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNNILINGUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUCK A BIG DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BULLSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers ASSFACE swear. You can BANGKOK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN IT TV, for always focusing on the FUCKWIT bad side of a terrible HORSE SHIT thing.
  • The main FRIG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GIVING HEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOAT DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes REDNECK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIENER sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and FAGGOT commit DAMN suicide.
  • There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the WOODPECKERSHIT tics often have adverse SHITBALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BEAVER perodol" which caused my entire WOODPECKERSHIT body to go WANK numb and TRANNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BONG it is without the DEVELOPERS! drug.

I am an active member of a MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS tourette syndrome FROG'S FAT ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIGFUCKER the JACK ABRAMOFF public view of Tourettes as a "WOMEN'S RIGHTS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NAZI sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your WANKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOZILLA FIREFOX this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RICK MORANIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLSHIT, and making fun of a PORCUPINE'S BALLS horrible disorder is (not) SON OF A BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENISBIRD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOOGLE reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

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The DONKEY PUNCHER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITHEAD punch him if you PISS want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FENCE JUMPER saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my PUSSY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK OFF to DUMBASS cure ASSWIPE the FUCKHEAD Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POOPOO for FUCKFACE Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome VAGINA is BULLCRAP following ABO these KIKE rules VENEREAL DISEASE in YOU WANKER order:

  • 1: Avoid DOUCHING immature ASSWIPE little FUCKFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to BUGGER OFF within BUTT PIRATE 10 NAZIseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CUM SHIT PIECE OF SHIT nor TWAT talk,
  • 4: Tell QUEEF yourself you NAZI don't SPUNK have NIGGER this ASSWANKING FAILURE! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HAPPINESS WITH NASTY FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

PISS ARTIST FIRECROTCH JOHNNY GOD DAMN NIGNOG I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD WANK WEHATEMARIO CRAPMUNCHER

DAMN IT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKER SOD SHITSLINGING NIPPLES SHIT PENISBIRD BITCH SHITFACE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF CHOAD BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN IT BITCH DICKHEAD ARSE SHITHEAD TOWELHEAD DUMBASS WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SACRAMENTO GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOAT DICK CLIT ASSCRACK HELL SHIT WILLY WONKA ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF DAGO KAFFIR DICKFACE DOUCHE WIENER CUNT LAPPER SOD FUCK INBRED PEARL NECKLACE suck my mothers BONER SEMEN SHITTY CUNT CHUFF CONDOMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMMIT DEVELOPERS! QUEEF AUTOFELLATIO CUM INBRED JIGGABOO DAMN ASSCRACK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST NIPPLES BITCH DAMN WINDOWS VISTA CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED ASSCRACK BOOBS I WILL KILL YOU! SUCK MY DICK CUNT HAPPINESS GIVING HEAD GOBSHITE PRICK PISS VAGINA SHIT SEMEN ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS CLIT REDSKIN RAT'S ASS DAMN TRANNY CUNTRAG COON GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BUNG-HOLE SHITPISSER BALLS DOT HEAD TURD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHING CHONG CHINK LET'S SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUNG-HOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BULLSHIT GENITALIA FASHION BUG CECIL JOHN RHODES HEIL HITLER! KRAUT CUNT CRACKER ASSHAT PIGFUCKER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! STEVE BALLMER RAPE BALLS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING PISS ARTIST WETBACK SPIC JOHN ELWAY DAMN IT BONG FUCKER FLAMEVIPER FUCKFACE FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS VANITY PAGES ROCK PECKERHEAD YOU WANKER DESU WANK FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER ASSHAT FRIG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BASTARD BUKKAKE DELICIOUS CAKE PISS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK ARSE CUM I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BALL SACK FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER RUSKIE TIT SPRINKLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHING NIPPLES JOHN ELWAY BUGFUCK BITCH ASSHAT DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK HITLER SHITBALLS JERRY FELLATIO BULLCRAP DUMBASS DOUCHE BITCH JERRY TENTACLE RAPE SPUNK TAMPON IN MY ASS BLOWJOB SHITFACE PEEPEE RAT'S COCK SHIT TRANNY BOOBIES SEMPRINI SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE GOD DAMN CHENEY SUITCASE PENIS HORSE PENIS DICKWAD BUTTFUCKER MALARKY FELLATIO BITCH BALL SACK CARPET MUNCHER SHITE FOUR-EYES SHITE HELLFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! WINDOWS VISTA FASHION BUG PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING JACK ABRAMOFF CRACKER DICKHEAD GO HOME AND DIE ABO ORGASM FUCKTARD DEVELOPERS! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! AUTOFELLATIO REDSKIN JERK OFF CLEMEN FLYING FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHE NAZI ASS TOTAL AUTOFELLATIO TITWANK RAT'S ASS POOPOO ASSHOLE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT HADJI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JERK OFF PAKI RUSTY TROMBONE FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO NORTH KOREA NIGGER WANK CRAPFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TOWELHEAD ANAL FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT FUCKTARD ASSWIPE DICKHEAD FUCK JERRY RAPE DOUCHE SUCK MY DICK PUSSY HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT POLESMOKER PRICK BOOBS WOP SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE FAG DOUCHING JOHNNY FUCK SHITE RAPE I WILL END YOU! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER WIENER FUCK YOU ANAL DIABETES PISS BITCH ARSEBADGERS SAND NIGGER PISS DAMN SHITBALLS SHITTY SHITPISSER ASSCRACK POWERSHIT MALARKY GOD DAMN WANK CUNT GYPSY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF VANITY PAGES ROCK CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT BELGIUM JAP PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS WOP FUCK A DUCK TURD CUNNILINGUS LAKE TITICACA MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP THONG TASTER CUNT TITWANK DAMN IT JAP MOTHERFUCKER YID NEGRO DOODIE HEAD BOLLOCKS CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT FASHION BUG BALLS DICKFACE TACO COON FUCKER PISS BITCH GOAT DICK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHIT FUCKER SEX CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT CLUSTER FUCK PRICK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST HO CONDOMS TOWELHEAD FUCK NUGGET CLEMEN DICKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO MARCH OF FLAMES BEANER NIGGER ASSBANDIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PENIS ON A BUN GYPSY FAGGOT GOAT DICK DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM MONKEY BALLS FRIG SHITCUNTING PISS VAGINA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ARSE HELL DAMN IT SHITTY FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BONG SCUMBUCKET SOAPY TITWANK FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH SHITE PENIS CUNTRAG CLUSTER FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCROTUM TITS DOG SHIT FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE DICKHEAD MASTURBATION BOOBS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLACK SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS ARSE FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF POOPY BEAVER COCK POMMIE BANGKOK BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK QUEEF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POLAK CHIGGER VAGINA FROG FUCKING CUNT TWAT QUEEF FUCK FUCKING GOD DAMMIT MONKEY'S UNCLE TITS & DICKS HOMO INCEST RUSKIE STEVE BALLMER BITCH HAPPINESS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHETITS RAPE ANAL DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ANAL DIABETES DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER ASS ASSCRACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUM HAPPINESS EMO BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT SCROTUM FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN DICKFACE FOUR-EYES COCKSUCKER DICKWAD SHITBALLS HOLY DUMB FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER RONNIE CORBETT BUKKAKE FUCKTARD WANK STEVE BALLMER 4CHAN CRAP SCROTUM O KURWA! SEX WANKSPLAT TITS BITCH WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN SMEG BLOWJOB FUCKFACE BOOBIES WANK RANDY TRAVIS FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER BOLLOCKS AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ORGASM SHITTY GOBSHITE CUNTRAG DICK ARSE BITCH SHIT CUNTBUCKET YID QUEEF SPUNK SEX DONKEY PUNCHER WEHATEMARIO MALARKY THONG TASTER BUKKAKE ASSCRACK SHIT BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY DUMBASS DOUCHING SCROTUM DAMMIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS OH SHI– JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK SEX TITTIES DOM DeLUISE INCEST PENISPENISPENIS!!! BOOBIES FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO GIVING HEAD WANK NEOPETS BASTARD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DONKEY DICK BITCH D'OH WIENER GOD DAMN SCUMBAG I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CHOAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE SUCK MY COCK SHITE ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST BASTARD SHITTY HOSER DICKFACE ORGASM RAPE DOUCHING FUCK A DUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEDOPHILIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITSLIDE GOD DAMN [Insert swear here] SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FEMADOM SHIT GOD DAMMIT TITTYWANK HELLFIRE GRINGO JIZZ DAMN IT BUKKAKE SHITBALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTT-HOLE HO ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BEAVER FAG FUCKING BUGFUCK JACKASS RAT'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CECIL JOHN RHODES FLYING FUCK TOWELHEAD POMMIE DAGO MOCKIE PEARL NECKLACE TITTIES ASS WIKIPEDIA SPUNK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUGFUCK PISS BEAVER FUCK OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCKSUCKER and with the BELGIUM and his GANGBANG of girraffes in which TAFFY while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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