Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MACACA neurochemical FUCK disorder JUSTIN BIEBER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GIVING HEAD, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ANUSCAKE or GENITALIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PRICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may EAT MY SHIT! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! THONG TASTER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MASTURBATION utterFUCKance of socially WIKIPEDIA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIPSHIT television programs to address COON Tourette's syndrome.

INBRED Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be FRAK confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TAMPON IN MY ASS random ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA disorientation, culturally-LET'S SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIKIPEDIA language, URINE-GARGLING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CONDOMS DOT HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! souvenir shoppes and massive CRAPMUNCHER quantities FUCKING JUMP! of ANAL DIABETES BUKKAKE garbage.

Darnit.

A I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Polite Note to the INBRED Author:

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The BULLSHIT Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BALLS article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POOPY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SCROTUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers RUSTY TROMBONE swear. You can PAKI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOZILLA FIREFOX TV, for always focusing on the DIRTY SANCHEZ bad side of a terrible JIGGABOO thing.
  • The main PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SEX involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BOB SAGET' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POMMIE knee THERE IS A CABAL NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEMEN school for FELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALL SACK sufferers to become BIRD SHIT manically depressed and NEGRO commit RAGHEAD suicide.
  • There is no FUCK NUGGET cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMN tics often have adverse AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! perodol" which caused my entire ARSE body to go PISS numb and OSTRICH MY ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK YOU it is without the BIG FOOT drug.

I am an active member of a CLEMEN tourette syndrome HO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COON the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS public view of Tourettes as a "HENTAI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PIG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for EMO "hi-jacking" your BALL SACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBS this that really CUNTBUCKET annoys me. I am working towards a PAKI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INJUN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHICKEN SHIT, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) GOOK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your THERE IS A CABAL time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. FELCHMONKEY Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The YID bastard who wrote this article. You can JIGGABOO punch him if you WANK want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUTOFELLATIO saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my CUNTRAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLIT to WIKIPEDIA cure PENIS the RAT'S COCK Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for PUSSYLICKER Tourette's ASS LICKER Syndrome SHITBALLS is CRAPMUNCHER following KIKE these ASSCRACK rules TWAT in FENCE JUMPER order:

  • 1: Avoid FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE immature VAGINA little FUCKHEAD kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within JIZZ 10 SHITPISSERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your POLAK ASS LICKER AMERICA ONLINE nor BOOBS talk,
  • 4: Tell SHIT yourself you CLUSTER FUCK don't ARSE have SOD OFF this HELLFUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRIG WITH NASTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TURD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

CARPET MUNCHER SIGMUND FREUD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITSKIN WIENER DAMN IT FUCK FUCK NUGGET DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET

SUCK MY COCK BASTARD POLESMOKER O KURWA! HO PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD RUSKIE BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK JERRY NAZI CHENEY DOUCHE DICKFACE WANK GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BONG PISSHOLE BUGGER OFF SPIC CLEVELAND STEAMER PENISBIRD NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD RAGHEAD MONKEY SHIT ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITWANK BALLS PUNANI BUTTFUCKER BUNG-HOLE PRICK SHIT ASS BOOBS CUM DILDO TIMBER NIGGER CHICKEN FRIES FUCK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS GIVING HEAD ASSHAT HELLFIRE BUGGER CLUSTER FUCK DARTH VADER NECROPHILIA CHOAD KISSER TRANNY TOSSER SHIT NORTH KOREA DICK WANK PUSSYLICKER PORCH MONKEY DAMN TWAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON JIGGABOO FRITZ SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS FUCKING ASSCRACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE DUMBASS CONDOMS BULLSHIT NEGRO POMMIE WANK BOOBS SHITE MASTURBATION LOLCAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! QUEEF FUCKHEAD FUCK SHITCOCK FROG CONAN O'BRIAN DAGO JACKASS SHIT CUNTRAG DILDO TWAT CUNTYMINTS DOUCHEBAG CUNT CRAPPER CAMEL JOCKEY BUGGER OFF SUCK MY COCK CUM SHIT FUCKING ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITHEAD SHITBALLS BOB SAGET NIPPLES MARY WHITEHOUSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BOLLOCKS TAMPONS HELL DAMN SHITTY PIGFUCKER ASSWIPE SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKFACE CUNT BUTT PIRATE FELCHING JIZZ COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP ASSWIPE ASSWIPE SHITE WHORE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FAG ALEX TREBEK FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER BUGFUCK DAMN FUCKHEAD DYKE SHITTY CUM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT PECKERHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TURD OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKING A MONKEY BALLS NECROPHILIA INJUN GRINGO HORSE SHIT HELL ROSIE O'DONNELL BASTARD BOOBIES TUBA KRAUT HYPERINFLATION YOU WANKER HELLFIRE BULLSHIT FAG BASTARD TITWANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME YOU WANKER TITS BOOBS CUNTRAG TURD FUCKTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL O KURWA! PISS OFF ASS LAKE TITICACA BOB SAGET CUNT DARTH VADER DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HOMO RAPE NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO ARSE DICK INBRED ARSE RAT'S ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FASHION BUG [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCK OFF INBRED FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASS AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBIES BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK BOOBS DYKE ASSRAPING FUCKWIT FUCK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK HELLFIRE NI GOOK FAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS DIPSHIT PENIS ON A STICK WANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE STRAWBERRY ASS TWAT ABO BITCH BITCH HYPERINFLATION FEWMETS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SAGGY TITS TRANNY DICKHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK GOD DAMN YOU WANKER MALARKY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SLITTY EYES ASSFACE FLYING FUCK FUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHIGGER DIPSHIT BELLEND HELLFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS NI HYPERINFLATION MONKEY'S UNCLE THERE IS A CABAL JUNGLE BUNNY BELLEND DICK IN A BOX DOUCHE GANGBANG RAT'S COCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COCKSTUFFER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK NUGGET PRICK TACO BALLS FUCKSTAIN DICK WOP FUCKTARD D'OH FUCKING DAMN FOUR-EYES BUGFUCK KNOBJOCKEY DAMN POLACK FUCKWIT SEX HELL NIGGER DICK FUCK OFF SHITBALLS BARBRA STREISAND JERRY DAMN OLD CHRIST OF A WANK SHITHEAD FROG ASSCRACK WANK CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS RAT'S ASS BITCH GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER SHIT YOUR MOM CLUSTER FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DUNE COON ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS SOD POLAK SHIT DAMN CRACKER BUTTFUCKER WETBACK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFACE BONER GIVING HEAD TURD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WANK BITCH CUNNILINGUS JENKEM BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK SHITBALLS DONKEY PUNCHER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NAZI PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD PENIS CC PLZ FUCKSTAIN BASTARD VAGINA WANK PAKI CRAPMUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CAMEL FUCKER SHITTY MONKEY'S UNCLE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ANAL ASS LICKER I WILL END YOU! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFACE NIGGER DOT HEAD BRITNEY GREASER FAGGOT COLGATE CUNTYMINTS PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER TIT SPRINKLES RAT'S COCK BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON TOWELHEAD INBRED RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT SEMEN SHITBALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BUTTFUCKER CLEMEN FUCKING JUMP! TITTIES FUCKTARD SOD OFF [Insert swear here] TWO-INCH PENIS FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS LICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGFUCK FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER WANK FUCKFACE JACK ABRAMOFF PEDOPHILIA VAGINA PRICK CUNT SON OF A BITCH BELLEND GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! LOLCAT FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS NIGGER SEX GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA PORCH MONKEY FUCKER ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITPISSER HELL JIZZ ASSRAMMER FELLATIO JACKASS DAMMIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BELGIUM LOLLIPOPS FLAMING ASS BADGER CHOAD DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE INBRED NIPPLES FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKWAD CRAPFUCKER GYPSY MOZILLA FIREFOX AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITPISSER HOLY DUMB FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER MARGARET THATCHER CUM SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT ASS CLEMEN WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! TIT DIRT BUKKAKE CLUSTER FUCK SHITE PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU COMMUNIST DILDO HOSER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT BITCH FUCKING A FUCKING SHIT ASSWIPE CUM BELLEND CRAPPY BULLCRAP AUTOFELLATIO CUNT DICKHEAD YOU WANKER ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE FAGGOT TWAT RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG DICKWAD VAGINA YOU WANKER PAKI BOOBS CHUFF SHITSLIDE JERK OFF FUCKFACE PISS OFF COCKSHITTER BALLS FUCKTARD BULLSHIT JACKASS DUNE COON PAKI SHITE JAP NIGGER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FRED PHELPS CLEMEN RICK MORANIS FRENCH TICKLER RECTUM RAIDER FLAMING ASS BADGER FASHION BUG SHITSLINGING FEMADOM [EXPLETIVE] HADJI RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD RANDY TRAVIS BUGFUCK FUCKING PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY THERE IS A CABAL SAGGY TITS MARGARET THATCHER OH SHI– TITS MONKEY SHIT SHITFACE [expletive deleted] BASTARD ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK EPIDIDYMIS CLUSTER FUCK BOOBIES JACKASS FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU WANK WIGGER SPUNK CLIT DIPSHIT HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER FRIG CUNTYMINTS TOSSER BULLCRAP WIENER SEMPRINI ASSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BOOBIES JACKASS NIGGER BASTARD SAND NIGGER JIGGABOO KIDDY FIDDLER GIVING HEAD DUMBASS JAP SOD BALLS HORSE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU QUEEF FUCK OFF SEMEN PENIS VAGINA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TWISTY VAGINA and with the TOWELHEAD and his WANKER of girraffes in which SPUNK while reading about FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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