Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without TAMPONS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FENCE JUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOCKIE, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SCROTUM or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOGHURT CANNON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOLLOCKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUCK A BIG DICK BELGIUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YID utterFUCKance of socially ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK OFF television programs to address MALL SANTA Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's is RUSTY TROMBONE not to be TALK PAGES confused with POOPY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FAG random MOZILLA FIREFOX disorientation, culturally-DOUCHE NAZI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHN ELWAY language, INBRED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUSSY MACACA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HO souvenir shoppes and massive CANNED QUOTE quantities LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS of ANAL DIABETES BULLCRAP garbage.

Darnit.

A FRAK Polite Note to the FELLATIO Author:

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The BASTARD Tourette's PISS Research Institute was PEARL NECKLACE founded to TURD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PUSSYLICKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKHEAD article ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WIENER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INCEST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HORSE SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourrette's sufferers MICK swear. You can MY ANUS IS BLEEDING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DILDO TV, for always focusing on the PENIS bad side of a terrible PUNANI thing.
  • The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOSES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SPIC knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DICKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TESTICLE CHOKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOGHURT CANNON school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become TIT DIRT manically depressed and YUKKY DOODY commit HO suicide.
  • There is no KAFFIR cure, and the I'LL RAPE YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the HORSE SHIT tics often have adverse PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna KIKE perodol" which caused my entire SUITCASE PENIS body to go CAMEL FUCKER numb and DOODIE HEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOTHERFUCKER it is without the MALARKY drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "WETBACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SMEG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KNOBJOCKEY sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your HORSE SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNNILINGUS this that really CRAP annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INCEST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENISPENISPENIS!!!, and making fun of a GIVING HEAD horrible disorder is (not) CONDOMS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHEBAG time.

Best TWAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese KOREA LOVER reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CULT OF THE DEAD COW Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you CUNTBUCKET want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKHEAD saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BIG FOOT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA to FUCKER cure BIRD IN THE HOUSE the LIMEY Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HOMO for TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's DAMNATION Syndrome SHITSLINGING is BONER following FUCK YOU these SCUMBAG rules ASSFACE in ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA order:

  • 1: Avoid ASS immature PISS little PORCH MONKEY kids,
  • 2: Count to SAGGY TITS within JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS 10 TWATseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GENITALIA SHITCUNTING PISSHOLE nor BUTT-HEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell SONNY BILL WILLIAMS yourself you WALRUS SHIT don't CRACKER have SEMEN this INCEST disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKER WITH NASTY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSLIDE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MARGARET THATCHER JACK OFF RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA FUCKFACE WINDOWS VISTA FALSE BENSON BUTTFUCKER

RUSKIE COCK FUCKER ASS FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA CUNT BEANER SMEG CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FELCHING PRICK SON OF A BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS YOU WANKER FUCK DICKFACE FUCK 666 FUCKING I LIKE BUSH TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN TITMOUSE O CANADA FUCK OFF LUV EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS COMMUNIST DILDO DUMBASS SHIT SCROTUM RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCK CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK FENCE JUMPER SHITCUNTING SHITHEAD DICKWAD ORGASM SHITHEAD BUGFUCK EAT MY SHIT! PISS OFF BALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JACKASS SHIT BOOBS SHITFACE DONKEY DICK SAND NIGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK CAMEL FUCKER NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD PISS ARTIST DAMN [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMN GRINGO ARSEBADGERS WALRUS SHIT JERK OFF NORTH KOREA BALL SACK FUCK NUGGET ASSRAPING ASS POOPY DIRTY SANCHEZ suck my mothers ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHOAD PISSHOLE FEMADOM COCK SHITSLINGING CHING CHONG CHINK TOTAL RECTUM RAIDER WOP ASS WANKER ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER pen0r CUM I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER DICK SON OF A BITCH PENIS MONKEY BALLS FUCK YOU TIT SPRINKLES TACO PENIS COON SHITCOCK POLAK DAMN BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAT'S COCK FRAK ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT NECROPHILIA SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKSTAIN WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS GYPSY O KURWA! BONER ASSCRACK MILF DONKEY PUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK MACACA AUTOFELLATIO MALL SANTA DOODIE HEAD STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PUSSY TIMBER NIGGER SHITE SHIT GRIS DICKFACE CONDOMS SHITFACE MILF I LIKE BUSH GOD DAMN ASS CLUSTER FUCK ALEX TREBEK BEAVER SHIT DAMN IT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE FUCKER FUCK PRICK I AM CORNHOLIO! BUGGER SHIT CUNT PORCH MONKEY HADJI CAMEL JOCKEY CHUFF EXTRA LONG PENIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GYPSY WANK WEHATEMARIO PICKANINNY MARGARET THATCHER CUNT JERRY SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SPIC MILF DICKFACE COCK MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES CROTCH BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS THONG TASTER SON OF A BITCH CUNT INCEST DOUCHING JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB SHITBALLS SHITTY TUBA ANAL BUTTFUCKER FALSE BENSON I LIKE BUSH ASS NECROPHILIA FRITZ FRIG TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS POLACK CLEVELAND STEAMER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 YOU WANKER COON FROG'S FAT ASS DICK TITS TONY LA RUSSA FAG DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD TITS WANK DOUCHING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG SHIT JACKASS ORGASM HELL TITTYWANK JAP ASSCRACK FUCKING JACKASS SOD OFF CLEMEN DAMN SHITPISSER GOBSHITE SHITE BUNG-HOLE HOMO NIGGER CUM BULLSHIT PUNANI LAKE TITICACA ASSCRACK ASS RICK MORANIS SHITFACE WANK CHINK MARCH OF FLAMES STEVE BALLMER SOD OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL BITCH CHAV WIENER CUNT GOD DAMMIT ORGASM D'OH NAZI CUNTRAG DAMN GOD DAMMIT TITTIES BUKKAKE POOPY BOLLOCKS SCROTUM PISS ARTIST SOD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHUT UP, MEG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CC PLZ PIG CHOAD BLISTERING BARNACLES SHUT UP, MEG! SPICY CUNT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DOT HEAD REDNECK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WETBACK RAGHEAD BUKKAKE BITCH PISS BITCH BUGGER FUCKER GOD DAMMIT TITS NI SPIC BITCH CHICKEN SHIT TURD CAMEL JOCKEY WANKER FUCKWIT BITCH DICKHEAD FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS ASSCRACK DAMN DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY CUNNILINGUS HELLFIRE CUNT 666 BOOBIES BEAVER PICKANINNY GO HOME AND DIE SHITCOCK BRUSH MA TEETH NICARAGUA DOG SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PENIS ASSHOLE SHITTY BALLS SHITBALLS PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANKSPLAT RUSKIE FUCKHEAD FUCK BASTARD BLUMPKIN TOTAL TWISTY VAGINA FUCKER FUCK CHENEY SHIT PISS YID COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT DAMNATION CLUSTER FUCK EAT MY SHIT! FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE OH SHI– SPUNK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER MOCKIE [expletive deleted] JENKEM BUTTFUCKER PENIS AMERICA ONLINE DAMN WOP RAGHEAD BLUE PENIS! HORSE PENIS YID QUEEF GOD DAMN BUGGER SHITHEAD BALLS JACK ABRAMOFF ASSWIPE WANK PIGFUCKER SHITCOCK FUCKFACE SCUMBAG RUSTY TROMBONE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKFACE FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH WINDOWS VISTA HENTAI HONKY DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH FUCK YOU I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS HELLFUCKER YUKKY DOODY ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS INBRED TAMPONS SHITHEAD FAGGOT BITCH ABO BORDER HOPPER ANAL DIABETES ABO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS ARTIST SHITPISSER WIENER FUCKWIT KIKE FLYING FUCK FUCK BELLEND COCKSTUFFER SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAP ON A STICK RAT'S ASS NI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRINGO ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU WANKER DOODIE HEAD FUCK OFF BITCH CHAV PORCH MONKEY FAGGOT BITCH RANDY TRAVIS CHENEY BULLSHIT CRACKER TITTYWANK SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING BEAVER JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN DAMNATION BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NICARAGUA PISS FUCKSTAIN CHUFF MARGARET THATCHER FUCK NUGGET HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK CRACKER FUCK NICARAGUA DICK NEOPETS ASSWIPE INCEST CLEMEN PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! SPIC HONKY FROG'S FAT ASS PISS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNNILINGUS WANK BRUSH MA TEETH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER TITS WANK DICKFACE FEMADOM THONG TASTER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFUCKFUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKSTAIN BALLS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISSHOLE BONER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE ASS DAMN TALK PAGES RAT'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON CUNT WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REBECCA BLACK GRAPE PENIS FRIG NORTH KOREA STRAWBERRY ASS HORSE PENIS BIGNOSE POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL REDSKIN CHOAD COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK CUNTRAG GOATSE SHITE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BIRD SHIT TRANNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COLGATE ORGASM RONNIE CORBETT WANK CHOAD CAMEL JOCKEY [Insert silly non-swear here] COCKGOBLIN BELLEND CLUSTER FUCK SHITE HELL TITS INBRED FUCK FUCK BULLCRAP DOUCHEBAG JESSE McCARTNEY BUTT-HOLE TITS & DICKS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK YOGHURT CANNON MONKEY SHIT LUV BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TAMPONS FUCK JIGGABOO FUCK POLAK I'LL RAPE YOU COCKGOBLIN MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE WIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS BULLSHIT SNUFF PORN ALF FUCKFACE GYPSY HELL MOCKIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONDOMS CHOLERA IS FUN! BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING BRITNEY DICKFACE ASSHAT CHENEY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POMMIE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSFACE ASS PUSSY TRANNY FUCKING JUMP! JOHN SMILEY FACE FROG AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK DILDO PUSSY ARSE MOCKIE SHITSLINGING CLIT POLESMOKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF MY ASS and with the POMMIE and his MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS of girraffes in which O CANADA while reading about BUGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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