Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKWIT neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI, sudden JACK ABRAMOFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITCOCK or KRAUT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated VAGINA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELLATIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRIG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POOPY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COON MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRACKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITSKIN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JACK ABRAMOFF television programs to address AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's syndrome.

DICKHEAD Tourette's is DICKHEAD not to be TIT DIRT confused with ASSRAMMER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITSKIN random DAMN disorientation, culturally-BEANER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAPPY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, QUEEF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT MALARKY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITE quantities DUMBASS of ANAL DIABETES BUGGER OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A WOP Polite Note to the GANGBANG Author:

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The DICKFACE Tourette's SCROTUM Research Institute was CHICKEN SHIT founded to MOTHERFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFACE article CLUSTER FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DOG FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers PRICK swear. You can INCEST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible DICKHEAD thing.
  • The main JERK OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FELCHMONKEY knee PENISPENISPENIS!!! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JERRY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YOUR MOM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTT PIRATE school for FOUR-EYES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUGGER sufferers to become FENCE JUMPER manically depressed and DICKHEAD commit RECTUM RAIDER suicide.
  • There is no CUNT cure, and the BULLCRAP drugs that are available to, "calm" the DILDO tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUM perodol" which caused my entire CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON body to go SHIT numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSE it is without the TWISTY VAGINA drug.

I am an active member of a SHITPISSER tourette syndrome FRENCH TICKLER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKTARD the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your I'LL RAPE YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLUSTER FUCK this that really FELCHING annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POMMIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a PAKI horrible disorder is (not) QUEEF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS time.

Best MALARKY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOZILLA FIREFOX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. NIGGER Regards to Andrew SHUT UP, MEG! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you JOHN SMILEY FACE want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKSPLAT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my HELLFIRE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BORDER HOPPER to DAMN IT cure COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT the POWERSHIT Tourette's PRICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLSHIT for COCKSTUFFER Tourette's BIGNOSE Syndrome ANAL is WANK following RICK MORANIS these MONKEY'S UNCLE rules SHIT in BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid GOD DAMMIT immature SHITSLINGING little BEANER kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCK within TITWANK 10 CUNTRAGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOUCHEBAG CHAV FUCKER nor YOGHURT CANNON talk,
  • 4: Tell SHITE yourself you VENEREAL DISEASE don't SHIT have ART METAL PRODUCTS this BUGGER OFF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK P'KANG WITH NASTY WALRUS SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BASTARD PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED SCUMBAG FOUR-EYES SHITSLINGING COCKSHITTER CLUSTER FUCK

HELL DARTH VADER FUCK YOU CHIGGER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITSKIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHE SHITFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! COCKSUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CONDOMS CHICKEN SHIT MALL SANTA RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELLFIRE COCKSHITTER SEX ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING PEARL NECKLACE LIMEY COCKSUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK GOD DAMN ASSFACE WHORE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOUR MOM TOWELHEAD POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT TURD BUKKAKE FIST FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHALICE DICKHEAD BOOBS CUNTYMINTS ABO SHITCOCK CUNT ASSFACE ASSWIPE CLUSTER FUCK GENITALIA ASSWIPE NIPPLES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKFACE SHITTY WANKER WANK RAT'S ASS DAMN IT MILF ASSWIPE SHITFACE ASS BASTARD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WANKSPLAT PRICK HELL THONG TASTER WARNER MUSIC GROUP COLGATE DAMN ASSHOLE GIVING HEAD JENKEM HELL FRED PHELPS PISSHOLE WETBACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE ARSE DAMN NIGGER SACRAMENTO BUKKAKE FRAK POWERSHIT VAGINA MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE DICK CHICKEN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELLFUCKER DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH REDNECK ASSCRACK MELAMINE AUTOFELLATIO SEMEN FUCKING ASSHAT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELCHING suck my mothers REDSKIN HOT GRITS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCROTUM YOUR MOM VAGINA FUCKWIT DICKFACE FRIG BUGFUCK FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK HITLER BOLLOCKS JIGGABOO DAMMIT FUCKTARD MOLDY TITS HAIL SATAN! SHIT FAGGOT WANK CRAP ON A STICK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF SHITHEAD PRICK DAMN TITWANK WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! POOPOO FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AAAAAAAAA! COON BOB SAGET CUNT CHINK LET'S SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT GOOK FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER FUCKSTAIN TITS RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BLOWJOB POWERSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BATMAN & ROBIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! JOHNNY SCUMBAG SHITE TWISTY VAGINA ASS WETBACK lowercase ASSFACE DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE JACKASS CUNT CUNT TITS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF COCK GOD DAMN BITCH TAMPONS WETBACK FREE ELECTIONS BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT LAPPER NICARAGUA DOODIE HEAD SHITSLIDE POOPY SHITFACE DICKFACE FRENCH TICKLER FELCHMONKEY LET'S SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CLIT ASSFACE ANUSCAKE CUNTRAG FOUR-EYES MONKEY'S UNCLE INJUN SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET ASSHOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA RAT'S COCK CARPET MUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BLOWJOB ASS BELLEND YOU WANKER TAMPONS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEDOPHILIA NEOPETS BULLSHIT POLAK SHITCOCK TITTYWANK I RAPE WALRUSES! PIECE OF SHIT KEEP BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOCKIE DIPSHIT BLUMPKIN SHITTY SIGMUND FREUD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LIMEY DOUCHE JERRY GIVING HEAD JACK OFF POLACK ASSWANKING FAILURE! DICKHEAD INBRED CAMEL FUCKER COCK CUM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HITLER I RAPE WALRUSES! LAKE TITICACA SHITFACE GANGBANG HELLFIRE SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING A DONKEY DICK BOOBIES DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG RUSKIE BIRD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE DAMN NAZI SHIT NI SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLEMEN FOOTBALL BOOBIES WANKSPLAT DOUCHETITS SHIT CHALICE SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUSSY FUCKING A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITPISSER MICK FROG'S FAT ASS EAT MY SHIT! INBRED PAKI POOPOO [Insert swear here] CONAN O'BRIAN HELLFIRE INBRED FUCKING A MARGARET THATCHER CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM CRAP DAMN SHITHEAD GOD DAMN PISSHOLE SHITFUCKER BULLCRAP FUCKFUCKFUCK YID SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD TOWELHEAD FUCKBAG BITCH BITCH BULLSHIT MACACA DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS POMMIE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGNOG BALLS YOU WANKER ASSWANKING FAILURE! POLAK NIPPLES PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SCUMBAG ASSFACE POWERSHIT FOOTBALL COON CHICKEN SHIT SHITCOCK SHITFACE LIMEY JACK OFF FIST FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMNATION FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AY-AY-AY FUCK FREE ELECTIONS ASS WHORE INBRED AY-AY-AY BALL SACK POLAK TIMBER NIGGER FOOTBALL CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHE WANK CAMEL JOCKEY HELL FOOTBALL SEMEN MONKEY SHIT NIGGER TITS KEEP GO COUNT YOUR DICK SPUNK CROTCH DAMN IT SHITE DONKEY DICK FELLATIO KIKE FUCKER SPUNK SEMEN FUCKBAG NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PECKERHEAD EAT MY SHIT! AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER FREE ELECTIONS NIPPLES FUCKWIT JACK ABRAMOFF O KURWA! COCKSMOKER SAND NIGGER PISS SHITTY TITTIES ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFUCKER GRINGO DICKHEAD FREE ELECTIONS ASSHAT PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS LET'S SHIT TURD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHAT CUNT WIENER GOAT DICK GOD DAMN SCROTUM BITCH BUTT-HOLE GANGBANG 666 ASSCRACK NIGNOG MONKEY BALLS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLEMEN HADJI LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK GREASER ASSWIPE MONKEY BALLS PIECE OF SHIT DAMMIT DAMNATION AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTT-HEAD PORCH MONKEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUKKAKE NIPPLES MASTURBATION SHITSLINGING SHIT FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK JAP GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK WIKIPEDIA CROTCH FUCKING NIGGER CLEMEN INBRED JENKEM SHITTY JERK OFF CUNT VAGINA SEMEN SHITTY DUMBASS COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE GENITALIA GOD BLESS AMERICA FOOTBALL SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO GOD DAMN DUMBASS SHITCOCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKER BULLCRAP HORSE SHIT suck my mothers FUCK GOBSHITE POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BONER SLOPE RAT'S COCK FUCK CAMEL FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT BASTARD BALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER BLUMPKIN FAG PENIS HELL ABORTIONS FOR ALL SHITSLINGING VENEREAL DISEASE BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT DOG FUCKER FIST FUCK ASSHAT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BONER BOOBS FUCKER CUNTRAG SAND NIGGER DAMN IT PAKI KEEP MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSWIPE BALLS MILF NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS TWAT SUITCASE PENIS CUNT CRAPPER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PEARL NECKLACE GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE CHENEY FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS FUCKING BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CROTCH ASS SNUFF PORN FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKHEAD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GIVING HEAD PENISBIRD ASS LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK CHINK ASSWIPE BULLCRAP DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRITZ BALL SACK ART METAL PRODUCTS DYKE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN GRIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHIGGER PISS OFF DYKE BONER PIG HOMO I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKHEAD MELAMINE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BULLCRAP VAGINA FUCKSTAIN CUNT THONG TASTER QUEEF SHITE PRICK BUGFUCK DAMMIT PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK FRED PHELPS ASSHAT CUNT TUBA ASS CUNT TITMOUSE AMERICA ONLINE WANK RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSWANKING FAILURE! HOMO BUTT PIRATE ASS FASCIST GOD DAMN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WOODPECKERSHIT and with the MAMA MIA and his FUCKTARD of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about DOT HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See GOD BLESS AMERICA also

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