Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without POLACK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST neurochemical FUCK disorder SONNY BILL WILLIAMS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ANAL or SHITCUNTING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN IT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated STEVE BALLMER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOD DAMMIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INCEST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACK ABRAMOFF 666 words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! utterFUCKance of socially DIPSHIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ANAL television programs to address SHITTY Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKHEAD Tourette's is KIKE not to be ASSFACE confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AUTOFELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POOPY random CRAP disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WETBACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MASTURBATION language, DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places REDSKIN TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAFFY souvenir shoppes and massive VAGINA quantities BENCH PRESS of ANAL DIABETES TITS & DICKS garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the HORSE SHIT Author:

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The FLYING FUCK Tourette's BUTT-HOLE Research Institute was BENCH PRESS founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAPMUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUGFUCK article SHITPISSER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TRANNY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NI Tourrette's sufferers OSCAR WILDE IS GAY swear. You can BOLLOCKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
  • The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRAPMUNCHER knee GOD DAMMIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOMO school for DONGSHOVER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become BANGKOK manically depressed and TWAT commit GENITALIA suicide.
  • There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BONER tics often have adverse NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFACE perodol" which caused my entire FROG body to go OSCAR WILDE IS GAY numb and MOLDY TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than CROTCH it is without the CLEMEN drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome CLIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POO POO BLOWJOB the POLAK public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMMIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SUCK MY COCK sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your WOODPECKERSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really CLIT annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JOHNNY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELLFIRE, and making fun of a GRIS horrible disorder is (not) NI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JAP time.

Best HONKY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEARL NECKLACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. SHITFACE Regards to Andrew HOLY DUMB FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

Mr. janitor

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can PIGFUCKER punch him if you HORSE SHIT want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHINK saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FRIG to PIG cure FUCKFACE the ASS Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ABO for FIST FUCK Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome CRAPMUNCHER is CHIGGER following YOU WANKER these WIENER rules POMMIE in DAMN IT order:

  • 1: Avoid NECROPHILIA immature ASS little SHITFACE kids,
  • 2: Count to DAMMIT within TWAT 10 DYKEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your JOHN ELWAY INBRED MOTHERFUCKER nor CUNT talk,
  • 4: Tell DOG SHIT yourself you CRAP ON A STICK don't MOTHERFUCKER have LAKE TITICACA this RAGHEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF WITH NASTY SEMPRINI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ARSE JAP BASTARD SHITFUCKER BRITNEY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD FUCKWIT SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS

ASSWIPE GOBSHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT HELL QUEEF BANGKOK DUMBASS FUCKING A FUCKING MAMA MIA FUCKER SHITE DIPSHIT MONGOLIANS BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON PICKANINNY JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK JACKASS FUCKHEAD FUCK LIMEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PIECE OF SHIT CUNT YOUR MOM SON OF A BITCH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ CHOAD KISSER NIGGER SHITE GOD DAMN MARGARET THATCHER SHIT LIKE A HORSE GIVING HEAD DONGSHOVER SHITSKIN GRINGO PORCH MONKEY RAPE RECTUM RAIDER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFACE ASSHOLE DIPSHIT SHITBALLS HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ANAL VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL CLUSTER FUCK FUDGEPACKER BLOWJOB CHAV TITS CHOAD PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WHORE COCKSUCKER PENISFUCK BIRD SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS CHIGGER SHITE RAT'S ASS COCKSHITTER POO POO BLOWJOB JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKFACE GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT TOSSER CUNTBUCKET SOD OFF GYPSY ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT CHIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK FELCHING FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER KIKE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRACKER TAMPON IN MY ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON YUKKY DOODY SCUMBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIPSHIT CHUFF JOHNNY DILDO REDSKIN MONKEY SHIT NIPPLES DILDO TRANNY COON AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD FUCK DICKFACE DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WIENER ARSE ARSE HOMO PISS TITTIES FUCKING A FELLATIO BOB SAGET POLACK BUGGER OFF DIPSHIT SEMEN DAMN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCK OFF OLD CHRIST OF A MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN BATMAN & ROBIN NIGNOG FUCKFUCKFUCK YID COCKSMOKER REBECCA BLACK NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN NIGGER BULLSHIT DOUCHING MOLDY TITS CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE SUCK MY DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING WALRUS SHIT CUM WARNER MUSIC GROUP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S ASS CONAN O'BRIAN VENEREAL DISEASE DARTH VADER YUKKY DOODY SCROTUM PRICK PEDOPHILIA CUNT CUNNILINGUS COCK SHITFUCKER GREASER NAZI ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE SHITBALLS BLUE PENIS! INCEST CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TAMPONS FAGGOT FUCK DAMN IT suck my mothers PISS OFF MY ASS PEDOPHILIA DONGSHOVER YOU WANKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CROTCH TITS DICKHEAD FUCK YOU BASTARD PRICK YID MALL SANTA NICARAGUA BULLCRAP STRAWBERRY ASS WANK SHITFACE CHUFF GRINGO FRITZ NIGNOG BRUSH MA TEETH COLGATE FUCK HELL FUCK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX AMERICA ONLINE CUNT HORSE PENIS HADJI GANGBANG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN IT FUCK NUGGET COMMUNIST DILDO MARY WHITEHOUSE CHING CHONG CHINK FENCE JUMPER BIG FOOT FUCKWIT CC PLZ TWAT TITTIES TITS MALARKY ASS SHITE SHITBALLS FUCK BALLS JUSTIN BIEBER CHRISTHUMPER ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK DICK CHICKEN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BLOWJOB BOOBIES WOODPECKERSHIT PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD SPUNK SHITSLINGING DOUCHETITS FUCK YOU ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT DARTH VADER FUCK PISS ARTIST FELLATIO COON HOMO ASS SLOPE FUCKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PISS OFF SOD OFF CUNTBUCKET CUNT PISS ARTIST WOP ARSE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FAG JACK OFF WIGGER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BONER FUCKSTAIN HOCKEY PENIS POTTYMOUTH FUCKER SPUNK ASS YUKKY DOODY CUNT POLAK BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY TWAT SHITTY URINE-GARGLING FRIG MALL SANTA CRAP ON A STICK BUNG-HOLE FUCK FUCKHEAD VAGINA SAMUEL L. JACKSON I'LL RAPE YOU MOCKIE CRAP ON A STICK WANK JERRY RAGHEAD GYPSY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TENTACLE RAPE SHITSLINGING CRACKER WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHAT BUTT-HEAD ASS PIG PUSSY RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE CUNNILINGUS JACKASS BLOWJOB MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MASTURBATION CHOAD SHITCOCK CLEMEN DOUCHEBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DIPSHIT JACKASS FUCKER SHITE TACO GENITALIA BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE SHIT TRANNY PUSSY FUCKER NEOPETS SHIT HEIL HITLER! SCUMBUCKET FUCK GRUE RAPE DOG SHIT ASSCRACK ASS JOHN ELWAY DICK IN A BOX ARSEBADGERS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT MACACA ASSHAT RAT'S COCK DAMN WOP FUCK CUNTRAG SAGGY TITS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY CHAV BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU DUNE COON PISS JAP ASSHOLE SLOPE DILDO INBRED CROTCH ASSWIPE YID DAMN TITS & DICKS INBRED FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES CUNT WHITE PEOPLE PEDOPHILIA BITCH SHITFACE TITS ROSIE O'DONNELL HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD POMMIE FUCKING A DICKWAD FUCKER BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KRAUT DOUCHEBAG PEDOPHILIA MOCKIE MILF AMERICA ONLINE CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER FUCK FRENCH TICKLER FUCKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER POMMIE CRACKER BITCH INCEST TAFFY BOOBS FROG PISS ARTIST SEMEN SHIT HADJI CHENEY CLEMEN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNT BUTTFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BEANER WIKIPEDIA FUCKTARD YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE NEOPETS TUBA WIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITSLINGING CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF A BITCH BOON VAGINA PICKANINNY HELL SLOPE SEX NIGGER TITS BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KAFFIR LIMEY TWAT DONKEY DICK DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT CC PLZ YOU WANKER BASTARD BOOBIES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOUCHE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCKER CUM DICKLICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SEX FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI ASS FASCIST GREASER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHOLE BORDER HOPPER CUNNILINGUS BALLS HORSE PENIS FEWMETS PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH CLUSTER FUCK PENIS FAGGOT NIGGER GOATSE FUCKTARD FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKLICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JACKASS DICKFACE BOB SAGET CUNT MALARKY [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF WIGGER POLACK DICKFACE BLOWJOB HORSE SHIT COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHITE PEOPLE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK SCUMBAG GOD DAMN MALARKY FELCHING ORGASM I RAPE WALRUSES! CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER PRICK COCKGOBLIN SCUMBUCKET FLAMING ASS BADGER BELLEND JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT JIZZ SHITSLIDE RONNIE CORBETT ASSRAPING DUMBASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BITCH ASS BULLCRAP CONAN O'BRIAN VAGINA TOSSER FELLATIO FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUE PENIS! NAZI CUM WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK A DUCK BULLSHIT TITTIES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKER DUMBASS POLACK JIGGABOO REDSKIN CROTCH SPUNK DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK TACO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT INCEST VAGINA BOLLOCKS JUNGLE BUNNY BONER AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE CHOAD DICKLICK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE RAT'S COCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITSLINGING FUCK CLUSTER FUCK NIPPLES LET'S SHIT TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPIC SHITFACE SCUMBAG Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FAGGOT and with the FAG and his AUTOFELLATIO of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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