Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without PORCUPINE'S BALLS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a VENEREAL DISEASE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST neurochemical FUCK disorder EPIDIDYMIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ORGASM, sudden YID m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SAMUEL L. JACKSON or FRENCH TICKLER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BONG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PENIS ON A STICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BIGNOSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MASTURBATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK A DUCK utterFUCKance of socially MARGARET THATCHER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first [expletive deleted] television programs to address FUCK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

COON Tourette's is CLUSTER FUCK not to be SHITSKIN confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PEDOPHILIA random FUCK YOU disorientation, culturally-MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGNOG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, FRAK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE SHITFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive INCEST quantities CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT of ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE garbage.

Darnit.

A SPIC Polite Note to the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Author:

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The FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Research Institute was ASS founded to GOBSHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUNE COON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLOWJOB article YID funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and EMO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOAT DICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FELLATIO Tourrette's sufferers CHICKEN SHIT swear. You can BUTTFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the SHITTY bad side of a terrible TWO-INCH PENIS thing.
  • The main DAMNATION symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TIT SPRINKLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK IN A BOX knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOODIE HEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for POLESMOKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and FAG commit DAMN suicide.
  • There is no CUNT cure, and the LOLCAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse CAMEL JOCKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire POMMIE body to go JUSTIN BIEBER numb and BOOBS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOCKIE it is without the SEX drug.

I am an active member of a JERK OFF tourette syndrome FUCKING JUMP! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUGARTITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING FUCKFUCKER sorry for YOGHURT CANNON "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BONG this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a SHITE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POMMIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a HIGH WAGES horrible disorder is (not) TITWANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill EUROIPODS Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. URINE-GARGLING Regards to Andrew MAMA MIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The HOMO bastard who wrote this article. You can CHRISTHUMPER punch him if you SAND NIGGER want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the OSTRICH MY ASS saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK to CRAPMUNCHER cure WANK the EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JIGGABOO for BEAVER Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome ASS is SHIT LIKE A HORSE following DAMN IT these FUCKING rules FUCKWIT in FROG order:

  • 1: Avoid KIKE immature MOTHERFUCKER little ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to BUKKAKE within CAMEL JOCKEY 10 PUSSYLICKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHOAD TITWANK nor BOLLOCKS talk,
  • 4: Tell ALEX TREBEK yourself you PISS ARTIST don't NIPPLES have SHIT this BITCH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBIES WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

GANGBANG SHITHEAD BITCH BASTARD SHITCOCK DOODIE HEAD NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES JAP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!

O CANADA FUCKER WOP FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A TITS BATHING SUIT AREA POWERSHIT GIVING HEAD SCROTUM VAGINA BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE CUNT CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE WIGGER KAFFIR CUNT TACO FELCHING SHITFUCKER FUCKING GOATSE JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK RAPE FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE BOB SAGET JACK OFF [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BALLS ANUSCAKE CUM FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT DONALD RUMSFELD CUNNILINGUS SPIC BUGGER JOHNNY FUCKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS DAMN COCKSUCKER BALL SACK DICK EMO CHRISTHUMPER JAP PISS DISSIDENTS FOUR-EYES WANK DAMN CLUSTER FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN WIENER MOZILLA FIREFOX FEWMETS FUCKING A HITLER FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD BELLEND DICKHEAD FELCHING SHITTY SPIC ASSHOLE CLIT HELLFUCKER TAMPONS WANK NIPPLES SHITFACE SCUMBAG ASS CHENEY DICKLICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TOURETTE'S IS FUN CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER GOBSHITE COCKSUCKER ASS DOUCHEBAG FIRECROTCH COCKSUCKER SUGARTITS SHITCOCK INCEST FUCKFACE JOHNNY CHIGGER GOD DAMN POLACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS BASTARD GYPSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO NICARAGUA ASS PISSHOLE ARSE CLEMEN YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN DICK IN A BOX FUCKBAG FUCKFUCKFUCK HELL CAMEL JOCKEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISSHOLE PUNANI BITCH RAT'S ASS TITTIES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNT TAMPONS TWO-INCH PENIS DEVELOPERS! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FRENCH TICKLER FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING TWAT MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNNILINGUS SHIT SHIT CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLEMEN PENIS SHITHEAD DIPSHIT WANKER DONKEY DICK SHITTY FOUR-EYES TONY LA RUSSA KAFFIR COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT PRICK MAMA MIA WIGGER CUNT PUNANI LIMEY DICK TITS SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS NAZI FUCKSTAIN ORGASM ASS BLUMPKIN INCEST YID HELL CHUFF FELCHING SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK SHITCUNTING JOHNNY BEANER TUBA SHIT FUCK CUNT LAPPER CUNT GOOK FAG FUCKTARD URINE-GARGLING JACK OFF ARFENHOUSE FOUR-EYES FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! QUEEF PISS OFF REBECCA BLACK SPUNK HELLFIRE BITCH FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS ARSE MACACA BITCH BULLSHIT MONKEY SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE DOM DeLUISE FUCK DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD BONER TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LET'S SHIT BASTARD WANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLEVELAND STEAMER O KURWA! FUCKING WIGGER GOBSHITE BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER JAP GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS ASS FASCIST FELCHMONKEY DILDO DOUCHE SUGARTITS CUNT CRAPPER MALARKY NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS SLOPE PEEPEE ASSHOLE DICK TITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMN BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS DOG SHIT ARSEBADGERS FUCK YOU CHIGGER BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMNATION ASSWIPE BOOBIES LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF FLUFFY CLOUD WINDOWS VISTA NIGGER ASS LICKER HADJI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHENEY VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT SHITCUNTING NIGGER PISS BITCH DAMN FELCHING FUCKER PRICK WHORE VENEREAL DISEASE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING A PRICK BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN JACKASS SHITBALLS FAGGOT ARSE PUSSYLICKER HOMO SEMEN DYKE LOLCAT ASSHOLE JACK OFF DIPSHIT FRITZ BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE FELCHING CUNT PISS OFF EPIDIDYMIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCKSUCKER DILDO BALL SACK ASS YOGHURT CANNON GENITALIA ASSWIPE BRITNEY MARGARET THATCHER BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK POTTYMOUTH SHITTY COCKSMOKER WOODPECKERSHIT TAFFY PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT REDSKIN DAMN SPUNK POMMIE P'KANG HELL GOBSHITE FUCKWIT [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF ASSCRACK BONER SUGARTITS I WILL END YOU! HELL AUTOFELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL DOG FUCKER COCKSUCKER SHITE BITCH PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK CONDOMS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKWIT SUGARTITS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COCKSUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITHEAD BRITNEY MASTURBATION JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST AY-AY-AY DAMMIT ANAL BITCH FUCK OFF NICARAGUA TAFFY RAT'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK MAMA MIA GOAT DICK RECTUM RAIDER GRIS CUNT HELL CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKWAD FUCKTARD ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITHEAD FELLATIO PISS UP MY ARSE NICARAGUA I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! PRICK PUSSY PISS SUCK MY COCK POOPY HORSE SHIT DICK HELL FUCKSTAIN JACKASS [expletive deleted] CUM SEMEN CLEMEN SHITFUCKER FEMADOM WALRUS SHIT WOP SHITFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST EMO BULLCRAP SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TAMPON IN MY ASS SEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COLGATE FIST FUCK FUCKFACE GYPSY PENIS BITCH KIKE DOUCHE NAZI REDNECK FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE COCKSHITTER PIGFUCKER FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITHEAD BASTARD ARSE DILDO DAMN TRANNY DILDO WANK TURD SON OF A BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK TURD BENCH PRESS COCK [expletive deleted] LET'S SHIT WANK GOAT DICK GREASER FUCKWIT FELCHING PUSSY BIRD IN THE HOUSE URINE-GARGLING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICK COON WANKSPLAT DAMN CLEMEN DONGSHOVER DICKWAD NICARAGUA FUCK ASSHOLE REDNECK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT TITTIES PEDOPHILIA FELLATIO PISS ARTIST HELLFIRE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKING SPIC BLUMPKIN FOUR-EYES FUCK OFF TITMOUSE LENS CRAFTERS CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT ORGASM YOGHURT CANNON BITCH MOCKIE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSRAMMER CHICKEN SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT TITS MOCKIE BUGGER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION JACKASS QUEEF SUCK A BIG DICK JIZZ COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS BUKKAKE ASS PEEPEE DOG SHIT BONG HELL CLUSTER FUCK BITCH TURD SHIT DAMN ASSHOLE BUGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS CHENEY WIENER EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF TAMPONS DICKFACE SCROTUM BULLSHIT ASSWIPE WANKER MONKEY SHIT HELL PISS CRAPFUCKER DICKHEAD DUMBASS DICKHEAD MICK SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER EXTRA LONG PENIS BUNG-HOLE WIKIPEDIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY BALLS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CLIT JAP HENTAI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! INBRED DICK IN A BOX CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKHEAD CONDOMS ASS FASCIST SHITSLINGING DAGO PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! FLYING FUCK FLUFFY CLOUD DILDO RAPE SHITCUNTING DAMN TONY LA RUSSA LET'S SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS GRAPE PENIS FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD JAP SHITCOCK SAND NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NI Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the BASTARD and his WANKSPLAT of girraffes in which BUTT PIRATE while reading about PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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