Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FIRECROTCH neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden SHITSKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PENIS or RAT'S COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRINGO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SCUMBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may AUTOFELLATIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUITCASE PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN SHITFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially CLIT objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SLOPE television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

TITS Tourette's is CUNTBUCKET not to be DONKEY DICK confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WARNER MUSIC GROUP random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-TITS & DICKS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WETBACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FASHION BUG DOM DeLUISE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive ASS LICKER quantities HORSE SHIT of ANAL DIABETES CRAPMUNCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the DICK CHICKEN Author:

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The GOD DAMMIT Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO Research Institute was FAG founded to BORDER HOPPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article CLUSTER FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOHNNY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JIGGABOO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MONKEY SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers PISS ARTIST swear. You can REBECCA BLACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TV, for always focusing on the WINDOWS VISTA bad side of a terrible PEDOPHILIA thing.
  • The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CROTCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee GOD DAMMIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUPPIES sufferers to become YOU WANKER manically depressed and TOURETTE'S SYNDROME commit DAMN suicide.
  • There is no NIGGER cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSCRACK tics often have adverse RECTUM RAIDER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALL SACK perodol" which caused my entire TOWELHEAD body to go BITCH numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! it is without the DOUCHE NAZI drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MARGARET THATCHER the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS public view of Tourettes as a "INCEST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RONNIE CORBETT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NI sorry for CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE "hi-jacking" your ARSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a BIRD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KNOBJOCKEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a DIPSHIT horrible disorder is (not) TWAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best DOUGHNUT PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SON OF A BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CULT OF THE DEAD COW reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not EUROIPODS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew LENS CRAFTERS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

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The TWISTY VAGINA bastard who wrote this article. You can PEDOPHILIA punch him if you BUTT-HEAD want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNT to TRANNY cure MONKEY'S UNCLE the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's LONGCAT IS LONG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER Syndrome JOHNNY is ASS following RAT'S COCK these ASSCRACK rules DICK IN A BOX in BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid BLUE PENIS! immature RAT'S COCK little BUTTFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to SUCK MY COCK within IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK 10 BOOBIESseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BULLSHIT SHITHEAD STRAWBERRY ASS nor DOUCHING talk,
  • 4: Tell PISS yourself you WIENER don't ORGASM have POTTYMOUTH this FUCKHEAD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHAV WITH NASTY WIENER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

suck my mothers FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITS & DICKS BELLEND AMERICA'S GREAT! HELL ASSWIPE CLIT FUDGEPACKER WANK

DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLAMING ASS BADGER YOUR MOM SHIT SHITCOCK POOPY MOCKIE BITCH FUCK NUGGET TITWANK CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSE CUNT JERRY LOGJAMMER BRITNEY BITCH AY-AY-AY TOWELHEAD MOCKIE BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA CUNT NIGGER PISS FEWMETS PECKERHEAD NAZI DAMN RAPE PENISBIRD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS ALEX TREBEK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BULLCRAP CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] JENKEM FASHION BUG INJUN SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON FUCKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD DICKLICK DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG CUNT FUCKBAG RECTUM RAIDER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOUCHE AUTOFELLATIO DAMNATION LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS CUNT CRAPPER BUTT PIRATE PECKERHEAD ASS THONG TASTER NIPPLES CUNTING ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PEEPEE FIST FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOCKIE CHOAD FUCKFACE FRIG MOTHERFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN PUSSYLICKER ART METAL PRODUCTS PEARL NECKLACE ASS HONKY WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTYMINTS CHAV DOUCHE RAPE CUNT LAPPER ASS FUCK YOU DOG FUCKER BULLCRAP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! VAGINA FRIG DONKEY PUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! BITCH NORTH KOREA MOZILLA FIREFOX RECTUM RAIDER CHOAD BITCH BITCH SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA O CANADA SEMEN PIECE OF SHIT POLACK ASSHAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU HENTAI FUCKING SEMEN DICKLICK COCK YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING A BITCH JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER BITCH PEDOPHILIA SHUT UP, MEG! BLOWJOB GREASER DICK CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES [EXPLETIVE] HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK JACKASS BIRD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKHEAD LIMEY DAGO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WOODPECKERSHIT NI TOSSER DAGO JUNGLE BUNNY POOPOO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! YID GOD DAMN ASS BUTT-HEAD RAT'S COCK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUDGEPACKER ABO BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN WANKSPLAT 666 DUNE COON ALF DONKEY PUNCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGNOG CUNT TONY LA RUSSA DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES JACKASS BLESSED DAMN SAINT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TACO CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS KAFFIR IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAP BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU PUSSY MOLDY TITS [Insert silly non-swear here] BOOBS TUBA BUGGER OFF FUCK ASSHAT WANK SPIC FUCK OFF RAPE COON BIGNOSE DICKFACE SHITE FUCKSTAIN BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU TITWANK ASSHAT TWAT BONER FUCKTARD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FELLATIO REDSKIN TRANNY FUCKTARD SHIT DAGO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RANDY TRAVIS DICK ASSWIPE PENISBIRD TWISTY VAGINA WIKIPEDIA TITWANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOSSER WETBACK LENS CRAFTERS BUGGER OFF PISS JERK OFF HELL ASSHOLE ASSCRACK DAMN D'OH TURD GOD DAMMIT WHITE POWER WANKSPLAT ASSHOLE POLACK I AM CORNHOLIO! ASSBANDIT DIPSHIT BULLCRAP SHITCOCK TRANNY lowercase SAND NIGGER PORCH MONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES TWO-INCH PENIS WHITE POWER VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS SHITCOCK DAGO GRAPE PENIS POLAK BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG BONER PAKI REBECCA BLACK FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE WANK FUCK YOU COON BOLLOCKS BOB SAGET CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH SHIT FUCKHEAD NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY REDSKIN POLESMOKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WIGGER BASTARD SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY TURD ASSHOLE FUCKTARD NAZI WHITE POWER PIG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CRAPMUNCHER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITPISSER PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE SUITCASE PENIS SHITTY BUTT-HEAD DAMNATION CLUSTER FUCK FELCHMONKEY WALRUS SHIT BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING DOUCHING FELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS FELCHMONKEY PISS ARTIST SHITSKIN FLYING FUCK TAMPONS JACKASS CUM PISS FUCKHEAD NAZI TRANNY CUM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JIGGABOO CHOAD KISSER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE INBRED SHITE DICK PEARL NECKLACE PUPPIES ASS DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN FUCK NUGGET GOBSHITE ASSFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLUSTER FUCK MONKEY BALLS MILF MICK GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST D'OH DOUCHEBAG PUSSY FUCK GOD DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX JESSE McCARTNEY SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT LIMEY YOUR MOM PISS OFF MY ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCK SHITE BEANER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AMERICA'S GREAT! GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS BANGKOK PAKI WALRUS SHIT CHENEY ASS FASCIST FAGGOT GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK ARSE HORSE PENIS CHAV TIMBER NIGGER FUCK OFF SHITE DAMN DIPSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO BUGGER DILDO FUCKHEAD SHIT WANK BUKKAKE WANK NIGGER SHITFACE PENIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK TITS COCK SEMEN ARSE BOOBIES BATHING SUIT AREA BALL SACK BALL SACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JESSE McCARTNEY SOD RAPE RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA JOHNNY JACK OFF ANUSCAKE CLIT ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BASTARD SCUMBAG CLUSTER FUCK TUBA PISS BITCH BIG FOOT PUSSY FLYING FUCK BONG BASTARD BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS FASCIST RONNIE CORBETT SCUMBAG PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT PIRATE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PICKANINNY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSCRACK BULLSHIT BITCH FELLATIO YOU WANKER FUCKFACE ASSHOLE DUMBASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS ARTIST ASSHAT SIGMUND FREUD HORSE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU POTTYMOUTH FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE CAMEL FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITCOCK SOD PISS ARTIST SAGGY TITS WHITE POWER PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER MILF DICKHEAD FRIG BITCH BUKKAKE BATHING SUIT AREA NIGGER NEGRO ASS ASS D'OH GOD DAMN P'KANG WIKIPEDIA FUCKSTAIN BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ALEX TREBEK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCUMBAG DICK MILF MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK ASS HELL NIGGER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLYING FUCK JOHN ELWAY FUCK YOU BALL SACK TENTACLE RAPE DILDO ART METAL PRODUCTS DICKFACE ASS FUCK YOU GOBSHITE lowercase CLUSTER FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUKKAKE FUCK NIPPLES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM D'OH FUCKWIT BITCH FIST FUCK SAND NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK TACO CLEMEN WANKSPLAT COCK VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITTY OH SHI– CHICKEN SHIT WANKER FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER SEMEN BLUE PENIS! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNNILINGUS O CANADA DOUCHE NAZI NIGNOG BENSON SUCKS HORSE PENIS HORSE SHIT FEMADOM TWISTY VAGINA CUNT FUCKTARD DICKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMMIT FUCK CHINK INBRED BIRD IN THE HOUSE DUMBASS ASS REDSKIN ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE SHIT CHICKEN FRIES FUCKBAG DUMBASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT DAGO SEX DOUCHE NAZI BEANER SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SOD OFF and with the WANKSPLAT and his DILDO of girraffes in which PIECE OF SHIT while reading about TAMPONS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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