Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! neurochemical FUCK disorder BEAVER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NAZI, sudden POOPOO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHOAD or BONER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRACKER JAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RUSKIE utterFUCKance of socially DOUCHE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOU WANKER television programs to address COLGATE Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is JERRY not to be DIRTY SANCHEZ confused with HOMO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEDOPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUM random JERK OFF disorientation, culturally-FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCROTUM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACK OFF language, KNOBJOCKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HADJI SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAFFY souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities JELLY BEANS of ANAL DIABETES FRIG garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK YOU Polite Note to the JIZZ Author:

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The SOD OFF Tourette's DICKFACE Research Institute was ASSFACE founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DILDO article ASS LICKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WOODPECKERSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POO POO BLOWJOB TV, for always focusing on the PENISBIRD bad side of a terrible VAGINA thing.
  • The main FELCHMONKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for SCUMBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOBSHITE sufferers to become SHITE manically depressed and SHITCUNTING commit ASS suicide.
  • There is no SEX cure, and the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! drugs that are available to, "calm" the FRIG tics often have adverse ORGASM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHING CHONG CHINK perodol" which caused my entire SPUNK body to go SCROTUM numb and BOOBS basically made it NIGGA! worse than [Insert swear here] it is without the SHITBALLS drug.

I am an active member of a FELLATIO tourette syndrome STEVE BALLMER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GO COUNT YOUR DICK the HOSER public view of Tourettes as a "GOAT DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HOMO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FIRECROTCH sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your DICKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TIMBER NIGGER this that really GANGBANG annoys me. I am working towards a HADJI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHUFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS, and making fun of a POLESMOKER horrible disorder is (not) GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JACKASS time.

Best FREEDOM OF SPEECH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BEAVER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an MEG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. TWAT Regards to Andrew GOD DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS OFF punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMMIT saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my CUNTYMINTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CARPET MUNCHER to FUCK OFF cure BASTARD the SHITFACE Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSRAPING for TOWELHEAD Tourette's MACACA Syndrome MONKEY'S UNCLE is SHIT following BUTTFUCKER these CUNT rules SHITCOCK in BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid HOMO immature KAFFIR little FUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON within DILDO 10 FUCKSTAINseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK nor BOOBS talk,
  • 4: Tell FROG'S FAT ASS yourself you DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT don't LIMEY have DICKWAD this MAMA MIA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

DILDO BULLSHIT BITCH SHIT BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY ARSE BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS

SEX WOP I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMMIT SACRED FAGGOT MILF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JIZZ ASSHOLE POOPY FLYING RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH CAMEL JOCKEY HELL ASSBANDIT pen0r REBECCA BLACK TIT SPRINKLES CLIT PENIS BALL SACK YOU TWAT FRAK FUCKTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICK POLAK FUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU TURD FUCKING LAKE TITICACA JACKASS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD HELL HELLFUCKER CLIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SON OF A BITCH PISS BUKKAKE KNOBJOCKEY FUCKHEAD HELL LET'S SHIT THONG TASTER BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT FUCK FLYING FUCK HAIL SATAN! ASSFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLAK INJUN HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE CHOAD SON OF A BITCH NEGRO BEAVER BORDER HOPPER REBECCA BLACK RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD RAGHEAD KIKE CROTCH DAMN CARPET MUNCHER SLOPE ASSBANDIT MOTHERFUCKER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCK A DUCK ARSE CONDOMS TITS & DICKS CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM I WILL KILL YOU! NIGNOG FRIG AMERICA ONLINE EUROIPODS CECIL JOHN RHODES FOUR-EYES TOWELHEAD HADJI SHITTY GIVING HEAD DAMN HOMO PENISBIRD NORTH KOREA NAZI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT GOATSE DAMN IT ASS DICK TACO DOG SHIT TIMBER NIGGER BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD ASS FUCKFACE WINDOWS VISTA CRAPMUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUCK MY DICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TONY LA RUSSA DAMN BOOBS SCROTUM HONKY SAND NIGGER TAMPONS SCUMBAG RECTUM RAIDER ORGASM MOLDY TITS BATHING SUIT AREA CHICKEN SHIT GIVING HEAD BULLCRAP FLYING FUCK SHITFACE DICKWAD BALLS RAT'S COCK NIPPLES WANKSPLAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NECROPHILIA GANGBANG INBRED FUCK YOU SHITCOCK TITS PISS OFF SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK PENISFUCK PISS ARTIST BELLEND FUCK A DUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN FUCKWIT DUNE COON SOD OFF SHIT JACKASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAT'S COCK KNOBJOCKEY DOT HEAD FUCK VAGINA FRAK JERK OFF PENISFUCK GREASER FUCKING POMMIE INJUN ARSE SHIT GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBUCKET CONDOMS HEIL HITLER! HELL TESTICLE CHOKE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TWISTY VAGINA DILDO GOD DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CROTCH RAGHEAD BONG DILDO CHING CHONG CHINK BONER DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN OSTRICH MY ASS BOON HO GYPSY FUCKWIT SHITFACE FUCK OFF JACK ABRAMOFF DUMBASS FRITZ I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED [Insert yet another person's name here] DICKHEAD DUMBASS NORTH KOREA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED SACRED FUCK 666 FUCK TONY LA RUSSA NAZI TITS CLUSTER FUCK GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FAGGOT WANKSPLAT BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM TAMPONS WANK 666 RUSKIE FUCKWIT LIMEY SHITFACE MOLDY TITS TITS TWAT GIVING HEAD TRANNY ABO MASTURBATION ASSHOLE KAFFIR DICKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER PISSHOLE NEGRO BLUMPKIN SHITHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB JACKASS SHIT BASTARD BORDER HOPPER EMO NEOPETS ASSHAT DONKEY DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ARSE YOUR MOM WOODPECKERSHIT WANK DOM DeLUISE BALLS JIZZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JACK ABRAMOFF FEWMETS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE EPIDIDYMIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKFACE SHITSKIN DARTH VADER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FEWMETS DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SMEG FUCKING BULLSHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING SON OF A BITCH SEX ASSHOLE SACRED BITCH NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK EMO FELLATIO SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK NUGGET BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST BITCH CLEMEN CUNNILINGUS SHIT NIGNOG CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALLS NI CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF ASSHOLE ASSHOLE BUNG-HOLE SCROTUM PUSSY TOSSER LOGJAMMER RAT'S ASS TITS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CC PLZ I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DIPSHIT TONY LA RUSSA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH BALL SACK FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT FOUR-EYES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOD DAMMIT POMMIE GOD DAMMIT MOCKIE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BALL SACK DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY CUNTRAG TWAT SEX SHITHEAD WANK FELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER JELLY BEANS FUCKHEAD FUCKER GOD DAMMIT YOUR MOM BIRD SHIT INJUN SHIT FUCKSTAIN TITS ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT RECTUM RAIDER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET HADJI FUCK NUGGET BEAVER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JESSE McCARTNEY RAT'S COCK INBRED PENIS JACKASS FUCKHEAD CECIL JOHN RHODES SOD POLAK ASS FASCIST PENIS DAMMIT CUNT ASSWIPE ASSWIPE KRAUT PRICK NIGGER SHIT JACK OFF BIGNOSE INCEST INCEST SHITSLIDE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SCROTUM FUCK OFF GOD DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH FUCKING GANGBANG FUCK BEANER STEVE BALLMER CONDOMS CLUSTER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE WHORE FLYING FUCK TAMPONS CLUSTER FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! ASSFACE DILDO BITCH SON OF A BITCH CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA COON FUCK BUNG-HOLE BULLCRAP BUGGER KAFFIR MOTHERFUCKER pen0r GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN GRIS SHIT BENCH PRESS [Insert swear here] FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET JAP DAMNATION CUNTSWILLING SHIT TWISTY VAGINA STEVE BALLMER GYPSY INJUN SCUMBAG JELLY BEANS WANK JACKASS DOM DeLUISE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD FUCK ASSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS YOUR MOM SPIC CUNT PRICK SACRAMENTO CROTCH CECIL JOHN RHODES COCK GOD DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POMMIE 666 SON OF A BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GO HOME AND DIE SACRED GOD DAMMIT CHOAD CHOAD SHIT DICK TITS HELL MASTURBATION GO COUNT YOUR DICK FOUR-EYES FUDGEPACKER JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG PRICK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING FELCHING WETBACK SHITTY RONNIE CORBETT CUM ASSHAT ASS FASCIST HELL BITCH DOT HEAD BONER VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN GOD DAMN DYKE SUCK MY COCK ASSRAPING SHITHEAD DOUCHING DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER DUMBASS RAPE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN DICK CHICKEN ASSHAT ARSEBADGERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD FAG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PENIS BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] CLUSTER FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN OH SHI– SHITFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HELL WINDOWS VISTA NAZI CHINK GOBSHITE BALL SACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU CC PLZ CROTCH NIGGER YOGHURT CANNON FELCHING WETBACK NICARAGUA PUSSY HELL FELCHING BASTARD ASS BOOBS RUSKIE SACRED ASS ASS PISS ARTIST BATHING SUIT AREA SUITCASE PENIS FREEDOM OF SPEECH FUCK YOU ORGASM ASSWIPE CARPET MUNCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSFACE CLIT YOUR MOM WANK ARSE DAMMIT TOSSER I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT DICKFACE TURD PISS ARTIST CRAPPY ASSHAT SHITCOCK CHINK PEARL NECKLACE FUCK FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER WIENER BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD NIHILISM SHITCOCK WANK FUCKSTAIN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAGO and with the RAPE and his JACKASS of girraffes in which SHITTING DICK NIPPLES while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT also

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