Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without RAPE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAT'S ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SUCK MY COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING JUMP!, sudden EMO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSBANDIT or CROTCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TACO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I WILL END YOU! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAGHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WIENER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NECROPHILIA PUNANI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAGHEAD utterFUCKance of socially HOLY DUMB FUCK objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PENIS ON A BUN television programs to address HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's syndrome.

JACKASS Tourette's is CARPET MUNCHER not to be SHITHEAD confused with CLUSTER FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying STEVE BALLMER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK random FUCKING JUMP! disorientation, culturally-POMMIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKHEAD language, DICK TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOLLOCKS BIRD IN THE HOUSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OSCAR WILDE IS GAY souvenir shoppes and massive WHORE quantities STRAWBERRY ASS of ANAL DIABETES TUBA garbage.

Darnit.

A SUCK MY DICK Polite Note to the SUCK MY COCK Author:

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The PISS OFF Tourette's WALRUS SHIT Research Institute was ASS founded to NI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GRUE RAPE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article SUITCASE PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TOTAL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DOUCHING Tourrette's sufferers FEWMETS swear. You can CUNT LAPPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKTARD TV, for always focusing on the CUM bad side of a terrible INBRED thing.
  • The main WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TURD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ASSHAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PENISBIRD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at VAGINA school for FELLATIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YOU sufferers to become FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE manically depressed and BASTARD commit WHORE suicide.
  • There is no SHITTY cure, and the FROG drugs that are available to, "calm" the STEVE BALLMER tics often have adverse FEMADOM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SEMEN perodol" which caused my entire WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS body to go BITCH numb and WHORE basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOU WANKER it is without the SHITBALLS drug.

I am an active member of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS tourette syndrome DIPSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMEL JOCKEY the ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FELCHMONKEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGFUCK sorry for BULLCRAP "hi-jacking" your GO COUNT YOUR DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCKSTUFFER this that really FROG'S FAT ASS annoys me. I am working towards a TITTIES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIPPLES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING A, and making fun of a DICKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) KNOBJOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSTY TROMBONE time.

Best FRENCH TICKLER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. BONER Regards to Andrew SHITHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

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The FUCKWIT bastard who wrote this article. You can LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS punch him if you DONKEY DICK want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ASSHAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SUCK MY COCK to POLAK cure HELL the ASS Tourette's SHITTY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS for SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome COCK is ASS following FUCKTARD these MOLDY TITS rules CARPET MUNCHER in TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE order:

  • 1: Avoid GOAT DICK immature CHICKEN SHIT little GO HOME AND DIE kids,
  • 2: Count to JOHN SMILEY FACE within CRAPMUNCHER 10 ZOMBIE DIAPER POOPseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CUNTBUCKET NAZI DAMN nor HELL talk,
  • 4: Tell CRACKER yourself you GOD DAMN don't SHITFUCKER have CONDOMS this TWAT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY SHITFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGNOG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WILLY WONKA FENCE JUMPER OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT MALARKY JACKASS PISS SHITBALLS TUBA NEGRO

PISS OFF DONKEY DICK DAMN IT WETBACK FELCHING I'LL RAPE YOU BLUE PENIS! BUTTFUCKER BITCH BULLSHIT CHINK BORDER HOPPER TWAT MARGARET THATCHER SHITSKIN ASS suck my mothers FUCKBAG RECTUM RAIDER MONKEY BALLS RICK MORANIS RUSKIE SHITFACE GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT HELL POWERSHIT TAFFY MOLDY TITS FUCKER PENIS SEMPRINI SPANK THE MONKEY BUKKAKE FUCKTARD FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY CRACKER SACRED PISSHOLE PRICK NECROPHILIA GOAT DICK CAMEL FUCKER NAZI MAMA MIA SHITBALLS COCKGOBLIN SLOPE CLUSTER FUCK WIENER DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MONKEY SHIT TAMPONS POO POO BLOWJOB WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD BASTARD BUGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELCHING FUCK A DUCK TITS SHITTY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INBRED WANK BUKKAKE PISS ARTIST TOTAL SCUMBUCKET DAMN CRAP ON A STICK SHITBALLS CHICKEN FRIES SHITTY PISS OFF BOOBS GOBSHITE HELL JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER WIENER CUNTBUCKET ASSFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH JIGGABOO YOU WANKER SHITTY WHORE HEIL HITLER! CAPTAIN CRUNCH SUCK A BIG DICK SCUMBAG BANGKOK NIPPLES ASSCRACK INCEST BUGGER OFF SEMEN DAMN IT BOON YUKKY DOODY ARSE FUCK PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHEBAG NICARAGUA ANAL CHOAD DICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKWIT CHOAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY TITTIES ASSCRACK SHITPISSER FRENCH TICKLER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK POOPY SHITSKIN EPIDIDYMIS FUCK suck my mothers TITS & DICKS GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD SHITTY CUNT CHOAD KISSER FENCE JUMPER NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN WANK SMEG PEEPEE TURD BITCH ALEX TREBEK NI ANAL DIABETES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FIST FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS CRAPPY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT WIENER PISS ARTIST DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CUNNILINGUS HONKY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOD DAMMIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! NORTH KOREA HORSE PENIS CHIGGER PECKERHEAD TITS & DICKS EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN REDSKIN CHINK YOU WANKER CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA KAFFIR INBRED BUTTFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEDOPHILIA ASSRAMMER ASSHAT NIPPLES CHUFF ARSE GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD DILDO WETBACK FUCK COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY D'OH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CLEMEN SHITTY PEDOPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BOB SAGET WANK NIGGER TITS CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHING POLAK CLIT CHOAD KISSER ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HELL RONNIE CORBETT PEARL NECKLACE NIGNOG BRITNEY ARSE BOB SAGET ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TRANNY GOD DAMN ASS FASCIST GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER SPICY CUNT FUCK RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER DICKFACE SEX FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS WANK GOD DAMN SHITTY PEEPEE FUCKTARD BOOBS GANGBANG FAG FRIG SAND NIGGER COCKSHITTER ASSCRACK BOOBS ARSE NIGGER ANUSCAKE DICK BOOBS HELL TOSSER DIPSHIT INBRED HELL TURD I'LL RAPE YOU PECKERHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS CUNT FUCKSTAIN COCK CC PLZ FRAK CUNT ASS FASCIST COCKSTUFFER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITCUNTING RONNIE CORBETT JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA SPUNK WANKER SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD FUCK YOU TITMOUSE PUSSYLICKER PISSHOLE WHORE CARPET MUNCHER JERK OFF JACK OFF TAMPONS HITLER SCROTUM ASSHAT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITCOCK PIECE OF SHIT FRENCH TICKLER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKFACE PENIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GIVING HEAD NIGNOG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSFACE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY WANKSPLAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH FUCKING JUMP! PEDOPHILIA BITCH PIG PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING A JACKASS LOGJAMMER FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA CHOAD 666 KIKE REBECCA BLACK BUTT PIRATE SEX NIGGER BALL SACK TITS INCEST HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD COLGATE SHITCUNTING CAMEL JOCKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BENCH PRESS TITTIES NECROPHILIA SHIT FUCKTARD BITCH COCKSTUFFER I WILL KILL YOU! DILDO ASSCRACK JACK OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKWAD BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT SPUNK COCKSHITTER ARSE SHIT VAGINA INBRED SHITE FUCKER BOLLOCKS CUNT FUCKTARD SHITTY VAGINA BULLCRAP SPICY CUNT FUCK DAGO KNOBJOCKEY POO POO BLOWJOB POLESMOKER DOUCHE POOPY SECOND BALLS ASSHAT SUCK A BIG DICK BIGNOSE BENCH PRESS ART METAL PRODUCTS FAG COMMUNIST DILDO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN TIMBER NIGGER SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE FUCK JACKASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK OH SHI– FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER FRENCH TICKLER FUCKWIT TITTYWANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PEDOPHILIA SEX FLYING FUCK POOPOO BUTT PIRATE BASTARD TITMOUSE PIG SHITCOCK NEOPETS PIG COCKSUCKER PORCH MONKEY FAGGOT QUEEF DOUCHETITS TWISTY VAGINA DUMBASS FUCK YOU BITCH CRAPPY JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT FUCK CUNT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SHITTY ASSFACE SUGARTITS POO POO BLOWJOB ASSRAPING ORGASM BIRD SHIT VAGINA MICK CUNT SHIT TIT SPRINKLES SEMEN FENCE JUMPER WHORE FUCKBAG FUCKWIT BUKKAKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKGOBLIN POLESMOKER DICKHEAD SMILES NIGNOG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIGFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER JERK OFF CUM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON REDSKIN WIENER TITS BRITNEY FUCKFUCKFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! SHAKOPEE HENTAI POOPOO BUGGER OFF BEANER ASS PISS ARTIST ASS LICKER GREASER MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT YOU BUTT PIRATE BEAVER TURD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD FUCK OFF SACRED JERK OFF WIKIPEDIA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BASTARD CROTCH CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA WANK WIENER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIGNOSE JERRY CLEMEN BALLS SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER RAPE PISS ARTIST RAPE GYPSY GOAT DICK FUCKTARD PENIS DICKFACE ASSHAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MAMA MIA CANNED QUOTE NIPPLES MARGARET THATCHER CUNT CRAPPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITBALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POLESMOKER STEVE BALLMER RAGHEAD FUCKWIT DAMN BITCH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DARTH VADER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT HELL ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK CUNT DOG FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TAFFY POMMIE TURD FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT DAMN IT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONKEY SHIT PUSSY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BORDER HOPPER CARPET MUNCHER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TESTICLE CHOKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOBSHITE SHUT UP, MEG! PISS OFF FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT WHORE DAMN IT SHITSLINGING TWAT MAMA MIA FUCK SCROTUM FELCHING FAG CLEVELAND STEAMER CUM CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK FUCKING HELL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSFACE DUMBASS FRITZ BALLS NAZI LET'S SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELCHING FUCKFACE JACKASS FELLATIO FUCKFUCKFUCK KRAUT BONER HELLFIRE GOD DAMN JAP GOD DAMN WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER TWISTY VAGINA FUCK WIGGER BUTT PIRATE SHITFACE SHIT DYKE ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHIGGER and with the BUTT PIRATE and his BEAVER of girraffes in which ASS while reading about IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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