Tourette's Syndrome

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(Redirected from Mr. TwatCunt)
Jump to: navigation, search
Please take a JOHN ELWAY look at the TAFFY talk page of this JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE article for notes or discussion before SHITE editing.
Bouncywikilogo
For those without FUCK YOU comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a WOODPECKERSHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
TourettesGuy
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SAND NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder 666 characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FROG, sudden SHITFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TAFFY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIRTY SANCHEZ include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PUSSY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DIPSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SCUMBAG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SEMEN utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PRICK television programs to address HOSER Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTBUCKET Tourette's is BORDER HOPPER not to be DOUCHETITS confused with SEX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK NUGGET chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK random PAKI disorientation, culturally-REBECCA BLACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JIGGABOO language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MONKEY'S UNCLE QUEEF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive PISSHOLE quantities AUTOFELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES FUCKBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A OH SHI– Polite Note to the I WILL KILL YOU! Author:

N90409469 32192706 6802

The CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's TITS Research Institute was SAND NIGGER founded to DICK CHICKEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article PRICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRITZ I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUSSY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BOLLOCKS Tourrette's sufferers DICKHEAD swear. You can GOOK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELCHING TV, for always focusing on the HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
  • The main DICKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIGFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSTUFFER knee TITS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SCRATCH! GROUNDER! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSMOKER school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LOLLIPOPS sufferers to become BARBRA STREISAND manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit ARSEBADGERS suicide.
  • There is no BUTTFUCKER cure, and the HENTAI drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOSSER tics often have adverse MASTURBATION side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MAMA MIA perodol" which caused my entire ASS LICKER body to go COCKSUCKER numb and BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than JUSTIN BIEBER it is without the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drug.

I am an active member of a BUGFUCK tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS SHIT the GOD DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOB SAGET sorry for SHITCUNTING "hi-jacking" your FROG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS SHIT, and making fun of a VENEREAL DISEASE horrible disorder is (not) BUTT PIRATE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK time.

Best TAMPON IN MY ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FLYING FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BONER Regards to Andrew SAGGY TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

Mr. janitor

The JESSE McCARTNEY bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTTFUCKER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my PISS ARTIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLUSTER FUCK to ANAL cure CUNTYMINTS the HONKY Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ART METAL PRODUCTS for WEHATEMARIO Tourette's LET'S SHIT Syndrome DAMN is SCROTUM following AMERICA ONLINE these SHITSLINGING rules SCROTUM in BALL SACK order:

  • 1: Avoid DICK immature PUNANI little ORGASM kids,
  • 2: Count to VENEREAL DISEASE within DUMBASS 10 COCKGOBLINseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your HITLER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! nor PUNANI talk,
  • 4: Tell MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE yourself you STRAWBERRY ASS don't BOOBIES have FELCHING this FROG disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE WITH NASTY AMERICA ONLINE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BULLSHIT ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS TAFFY DOUCHETITS BIRD SHIT

RUSTY TROMBONE FRIG GOD DAMMIT FEMADOM DOUCHEBAG PIG SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN DICKFACE COCK DAGO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING ORGASM SHITFACE GYPSY CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST BITCH CRAPPY WALRUS SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUGFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE SPICY CUNT FUCK CHICKEN SHIT YOUR MOM ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE FUCK OFF CLEMEN TITS & DICKS DAMN JAP NIPPLES FUDGEPACKER RAT'S COCK FAG INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKWIT FUCKING ASSWIPE FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT HELL FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT SUGARTITS COCKSHITTER MARGARET THATCHER GRINGO EPIDIDYMIS VAGINA SOAPY TITWANK BIG FOOT BUGFUCK POLESMOKER PEDOPHILIA WANK CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS ASSHAT ABO NIPPLES DYKE PISS OFF RECTUM RAIDER INBRED DIPSHIT GYPSY AY-AY-AY WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RICK MORANIS DICK SHITTY TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD GO HOME AND DIE JIZZ HELL GOBSHITE ASS CHRISTHUMPER SHITBALLS PISS DEMOCRACY NIGGER BORDER HOPPER BONER FUCKWIT FUCKING A SLOPE BULLCRAP BIGNOSE O KURWA! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WANK MACACA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKBAG TITTIES SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BITCH SEMEN RICK MORANIS RICK MORANIS FUCKER DAMN JAP GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT CAMEL FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF ASSHOLE BONG AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF MY ASS CHICKEN SHIT CRAP SUCK MY COCK BRUSH MA TEETH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANKER SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER CUNT CUM SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE COON CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH GREASER OLD CHRIST OF A JUSTIN BIEBER MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE WIKIPEDIA JIZZ ASS DOG SHIT SEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCROTUM DAMN NIGGER BORDER HOPPER TACO CHINK EMO BITCH SHITE CLUSTER FUCK SHIT GIVING HEAD BUGGER OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP FAGGOT GRAPE PENIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT MICK DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN TITS ASS LICKER FUCKWIT KNOBJOCKEY TWAT NIGNOG SHUT UP, MEG! HELL BUGFUCK CLUSTER FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAGHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BULLSHIT ASSFACE ABO ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITBALLS WHORE FUCKTARD FROG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING CANNED QUOTE PENISPENISPENIS!!! BOOBIES GOD DAMN DICK MALARKY PRICK MILF SHIT LIKE A HORSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JIZZ DICKFACE DICK LAKE TITICACA PENIS ON A BUN FAG HAIL SATAN! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! I WILL END YOU! SHITFACE ANAL DIABETES HADJI CUNT FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRITZ CUNT ARSE BASTARD FEWMETS CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKER BUTT PIRATE FELLATIO RAT'S COCK NAZI SHITHEAD CC PLZ FUCKHEAD SEMEN DAGO DAMN DICK IN A BOX JIGGABOO SHITHEAD FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK TOSSER ANUSCAKE LENS CRAFTERS FELCHING 666 ASSHOLE WHORE SOD POWERSHIT ASS CRACKER HORSE PENIS JAP RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELCHING BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT BOOBIES GOBSHITE CUNT BASTARD MOLDY TITS DAGO DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GIVING HEAD ASS BITCH TWAT HELLFUCKER BALLS CUNT LAPPER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WIENER CHAV SHITHEAD CHOAD CHING CHONG CHINK JACKASS FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHUFF ASS SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP DEMOCRACY DIPSHIT TAFFY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD ASSWIPE CUNT FUCKER BUGGER AY-AY-AY JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK OFF ASSFACE COCKSMOKER FUCKFACE COCKGOBLIN SHITTY KIKE FUCK FUCKHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR AMERICA ONLINE DAMN TACO DOUCHE REBECCA BLACK BLUE PENIS! TITS & DICKS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER BOOBIES FOUR-EYES CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE DUNE COON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NEGRO CUNT DICKLICK HELL INBRED PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION SCUMBAG BELLEND BRUSH MA TEETH HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN SHIT COCKSMOKER CUNT CHOAD SHITE EPIDIDYMIS DAMN FUCK LOLLIPOPS JOHN ELWAY WEHATEMARIO POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMN ASSFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUM MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK ASSFACE FALSE BENSON GOAT DICK SHITHEAD BONER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SEX MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG HELLFIRE CROTCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFACE DEVELOPERS! COCK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRACKER NIGGER POLACK ANAL FUCKTARD WILLY WONKA JOHN ELWAY FUCKWIT CONDOMS ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS HELLFUCKER RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FUCKER WIKIPEDIA PRICK DOG SHIT BONER BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITTY FENCE JUMPER RAT'S ASS BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKING A KAFFIR All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy KNOBJOCKEY CHIGGER FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS YID HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD HELL ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHE NAZI COCK FUCK SCUMBAG BALLS WANKER PISS OFF WANK CRAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL URINE-GARGLING SHITTY FUCKWIT BOB SAGET BOOBS POOPY BIRD IN THE HOUSE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DOUCHING SHITPISSER [expletive deleted] SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE YID SHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE INBRED COCK MAMA MIA FUCKER RAPE FUCKWIT PISS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITSKIN PEARL NECKLACE WANKER DAMN IT BELLEND JIZZ GO HOME AND DIE FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD TAFFY PIECE OF SHIT DICK TITS FRIG SHITTY HORSE PENIS FUCK NIGGER ALEX TREBEK CUNT RECTUM RAIDER CUNTSWILLING NIGGER TOTAL NIGGER BOOBIES ABO DICK IN A BOX CUM DAMN IT KIKE ASS SHITFUCKER BASTARD SHITFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAT'S ASS WANK BUTTFUCKER LIMEY SHIT LAKE TITICACA GOBSHITE BITCH ALF BUGGER OFF BOLLOCKS FUCK A DUCK POLACK FAG DICKFACE SHITSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS BLOWJOB WANK SHITE BASTARD URINE-GARGLING ASS GARBAGE DAY! NIPPLES MARCH OF FLAMES PUSSY SNUFF PORN STEVE BALLMER WANKSPLAT I RAPE WALRUSES! DOT HEAD MASTURBATION TRANNY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK PRICK TURD CUNT PUSSY NIPPLES BALLS BITCH PORCH MONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOHNNY BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLCRAP HELLFIRE FUCKFACE FUCKER SUCK MY COCK KIDDY FIDDLER WIGGER DIPSHIT COCKSMOKER MASTURBATION HELL GYPSY ALEX TREBEK CAMEL JOCKEY CUNNILINGUS BASTARD ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FAGGOT FEWMETS BALLS BASTARD JACK OFF SHITE TRANNY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT DEMOCRACY CHOAD SHIT JACK OFF AY-AY-AY FUCKTARD DICKWAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEMEN HORSE PENIS FROG TIMBER NIGGER CUNT CUNTYMINTS POLACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK SHITHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA SOD OFF DICKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER DYKE FRIG BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOATSE DOUCHE [EXPLETIVE] TAFFY AY-AY-AY DICKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING ASS LICKER SHITBALLS HOT GRITS SON OF A BITCH DEMOCRACY SPIC FELLATIO NIGGER FELCHING Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMN and with the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS and his FUCK of girraffes in which DEVELOPERS! while reading about BENSON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS also

Jsay
TheJeeMan
FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


Fat man
   v  d  e
Fundamental Stereotypes
Adults | African Americans | Americans | Aspies | Armenians | Australians | Babies | Basement-dwellers | Beatniks | Bros | Blacks | Blondes | Boys | Brazilians | Brits | Brunettes | Canadians | Captains | Cavemen | Children | Christians | Communists | Cutters | Dead people | Dolphins | Douches | Dummies | Elves | Emos | Extremely Ugly People | Fantards | Fascists | Fat People | Feminists | Flying Gypsies | Foreigners | French | Frisians | Furries | Gays | Geordies | Germans | Ghosts | Girls | Gnomes | Heroes | Hindus | Hippies | Hipsters | Hispanics | Humans | Idiots | Indians | Irish | Italians | Japanese | Jehovah's Witnesses | Jews | KKK | Lesbos | Men | Mermaids | Metalheads | Metrosexuals | Midgets | Minsters | Mormons | Muslims | Native Americans | Nazis | Nerds | Newfies | Ninjas | N00bs | Nuns | Ninja Pirates | New Yorkers | Old people | Pagans | Perverts | Pikeys | Pimps | Pirates | Poles | Preggos | Poor people | Politicians | Preps | Psychics | Redheads | Rednecks | Retards | Rich people | Romanians | Russians | Satanists | Scarecrows | Scots | Southern People | Teenagers | Thieves | Transsexuals | Trolls | Toddlers | Tourettes People | Trekkies | Vegetarians | Whites | Wiccans | Wiggers | Wookiees | Women | Yuppies | Zionists | Zombies
Nuvola apps important Article written in the style of its subject
This article is TACO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JAP subject. If you do not find it funny ANUSCAKE, it is probably because you are an INBRED TWISTY VAGINA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DUNE COON If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a 30 CASES OF PICKLES joke loses its humour CAMEL FUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ignorant, then you wouldn't have CLIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITFACE DUNE COON TWAT ASSCRACK CUM!!!!!I <3 COCK
Common mental illnesses

Addiction | Attention Deficit Disorder | Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder | Anorexia | Autism | Awkwardness | Bipolar disorder | Bisexuality | Bulimia | Coldplay | Common sense | Compulsive Linking Disorder | Cornography Addiction | Corpsearianism | Death | Dianamania | Drug addiction | Dyscalculia | Dyslexia | EastEnders | Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) | Environmentalism | Existence | Furries | Fishing | Finnegans Wake | Heterosexuality | Homosexuality | Hooliganism | Hypochondria | Ikea | Life | Masturbation | MWGS | Narcissism | Necrophilia | Necrophiliphobia | Niynelevenitis | Pacifism | Patriotism | Penis Envy | People Who Like to Fuck Naked | Particularly Compulsive Redundant Linking Disorder | Pyromania | Religion | Sarah Palin | Schizophrenia | Scottishness | Socks Addiction | Solipsism | Stupidity | Thinking | Tourettes Syndrome | Ugliness | Uncyclopedia Addiction | Vanity | Vegetarianism | VGA | Wikiholism

view  discuss  edit
Personal tools
In other languages
projects