Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PENIS ON A STICK neurochemical FUCK disorder RAT'S ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SUCK MY DICK, sudden TURD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD or ASSFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIRTY SANCHEZ way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BITCH HELLFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUGFUCK utterFUCKance of socially BEAVER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WIKIPEDIA television programs to address SACRAMENTO Tourette's syndrome.

BLOWJOB Tourette's is CUM not to be SEMPRINI confused with SUCK MY DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUSSY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK random SHITE disorientation, culturally-O CANADA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BULLSHIT CONDOMS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive POTTYMOUTH quantities MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE of ANAL DIABETES TWAT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

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The URINE-GARGLING Tourette's CHOAD KISSER Research Institute was AY-AY-AY founded to WANKSPLAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ARSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article WIENER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLESMOKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JIGGABOO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FRITZ Tourrette's sufferers SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM swear. You can CHRISTHUMPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DELICIOUS CAKE TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible FUCKFACE thing.
  • The main COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLUSTER FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! knee BUTTFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIPPLES school for GANGBANG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KAFFIR sufferers to become DIPSHIT manically depressed and PENIS commit GOD DAMMIT suicide.
  • There is no GRIS cure, and the JIGGABOO drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKBAG tics often have adverse CLUSTER FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BULLSHIT perodol" which caused my entire WIGGER body to go PIGS MIGHT FLY numb and DIRTY SANCHEZ basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAP it is without the YOUR MOM drug.

I am an active member of a DAGO tourette syndrome TITTYWANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HATE HATE HAT the BRUSH MA TEETH public view of Tourettes as a "BIGNOSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JOHNNY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ARSE sorry for WEHATEMARIO "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTING ASSCRACK this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NAZI, and making fun of a DOUCHE horrible disorder is (not) RAPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best BOOBS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WIKIPEDIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. ASSFACE Regards to Andrew PENIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The DOODIE HEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can HENTAI punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLCRAP saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my HORSE SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How ADMINS ARE GAY to NI cure GIVING HEAD the DUNE COON Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for FUCKHEAD Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS is JACK OFF following PUSSY these POKéMON rules DOUCHING in BASTARD order:

  • 1: Avoid CHIGGER immature CRAPMUNCHER little NIGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKER within YOU 10 ALEX TREBEKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCKER TITMOUSE HONKY nor WIGGER talk,
  • 4: Tell PISS yourself you SHITFACE don't JACK OFF have SCROTUM this DIPSHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUGGER WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELL FUCKHEAD WETBACK GOAT DICK TAFFY FUCKFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SCUMBUCKET

BUTT PIRATE PISS PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT FOUR-EYES AY-AY-AY FOUR-EYES D'OH CAMEL JOCKEY CUNNILINGUS RAPE WOP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST SACRAMENTO ASSHOLE MOCKIE WANKER POLAK DAMN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT QUEEF DYKE WILLY WONKA PISS CUNT CUNT HELL BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE [expletive deleted] FROG RUSTY TROMBONE CHENEY BOOBIES RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS DARTH VADER CRAP ON A STICK CUNNILINGUS JUNGLE BUNNY BASTARD FEMADOM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BONER HADJI COCK SCUMBAG SOD BUKKAKE YID NIGNOG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT BULLCRAP WANK SHITSLINGING BEAVER TITTYWANK ASSHAT SHITTY LET'S SHIT SHITSKIN PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SEX CHRISTHUMPER SUCK MY COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHE NAZI BUTT PIRATE BASTARD SHITTY TWAT INBRED COCK TITTYWANK PUSSY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKTARD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITFACE PUSSYLICKER DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG BASTARD CUNNILINGUS DOG SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER COMMUNION WAFER CAMEL JOCKEY PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY BATMAN & ROBIN DOUCHE NAZI FUCK FEWMETS HELL WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT BASTARD CLEMEN JIZZ BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITCOCK PISS OFF MY ASS CHOAD REBECCA BLACK TWAT LET'S SHIT DICK FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL SIGMUND FREUD BUTTFUCKER FAGGOT COCKSUCKER DAMN O CANADA BIG FOOT FUCK YOU BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! JACKASS SHIT RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK CLEMEN FUCKHEAD ANAL DAMN NIGGER TITS FUCKING A POLACK SUGARTITS PENIS CHENEY CAMEL JOCKEY FIRECROTCH YOGHURT CANNON COCKSHITTER PRICK SHIT FUCK BUGGER OFF CUNT DOODIE HEAD FUCK NUGGET SUITCASE PENIS KAFFIR CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY CUNTING ASSCRACK COCK TITTYWANK JACKASS FUCK BALLS DOUCHING TITTIES SAND NIGGER ASS DUMBASS RAGHEAD DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF BUKKAKE RAGHEAD PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT WANK ABO HELLFIRE GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS PENIS PEARL NECKLACE VENEREAL DISEASE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BANGKOK NECROPHILIA WANK GIVING HEAD SHIT SHITE NEGRO RUSTY TROMBONE COLGATE ASS FASCIST FUCKFACE FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEAVER PIG DICKHEAD DOM DeLUISE VAGINA BUGFUCK LENS CRAFTERS BEANER JOHNNY SPUNK FLAMING ASS BADGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JERK OFF FELCHING BUGGER OFF DICK CHIGGER DICKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER SAND NIGGER INBRED NEOPETS BEANER FUCK OFF HOLY DUMB FUCK BEAVER SHIT PISS OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK FUCKFACE WANK FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK TACO RAPE KRAUT HAIL SATAN! BITCH DICKWAD TAFFY PISS ARTIST REDSKIN FELCHMONKEY CAMEL FUCKER CONDOMS DAMMIT DAMMIT SHITSLINGING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT HOMO THONG TASTER SUGARTITS GOBSHITE NIPPLES DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST FELCHING ASSHAT 666 RAPE GOD DAMMIT SHIT TITTYWANK CAMEL JOCKEY FEWMETS BULLSHIT SHITBALLS NIPPLES SHITE OH SHI– PISS OFF MY ASS SUITCASE PENIS FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL JACKASS SHIT FAG BUGFUCK SHITFACE MARCH OF FLAMES ARSE HIGH WAGES FUCK GOOK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT SEMEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOUR MOM AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY FUCK YOU [Insert swear here] ASS BOOBIES RIGHT WING SHITSLINGING MICK TITS & DICKS BITCH COON SAGGY TITS BITCH QUEEF TWISTY VAGINA WHORE JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH GOD DAMMIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BASTARD PISS OFF NIPPLES BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKSTAIN TIT DIRT CROTCH GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH TOWELHEAD COCKSMOKER TITWANK TWAT BITCH HELLFUCKER ASSHOLE CUNT TITTYWANK ASS AUTOFELLATIO DARTH VADER SUCK A BIG DICK BUKKAKE CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBIES RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU PIG BIGNOSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CROTCH I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CLEMEN JIGGABOO PENISFUCK ASS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS KNOBJOCKEY JUSTIN BIEBER BANGKOK DICK WANKSPLAT CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAP EPIDIDYMIS PISS SHITSLIDE I WILL KILL YOU! BUKKAKE JENKEM WILLY WONKA DOUCHEBAG PECKERHEAD JAP PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK NUGGET PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING PUSSY BALLS SPUNK VAGINA RECTUM RAIDER INCEST FUCKSTAIN CUM WANK HORSE SHIT SHITFACE BEAVER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FLYING FUCK PISS OFF COCKSTUFFER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOB SAGET THONG TASTER COCKSMOKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FELLATIO TOSSER WANK FUCK GOOK PISS HITLER GRINGO SON OF A BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE I DID IT FOR THE LULZ JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES BUKKAKE SHITE GOD DAMN JACK OFF DICKFACE CHRISTHUMPER FUCK OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S COCK ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT FUCK YOU FUCKBAG FUCK STEVE BALLMER ASSHOLE FROG MICK RIGHT WING RONNIE CORBETT MOZILLA FIREFOX COCK TITTIES FUCK FAGGOT SHUT UP, MEG! JACKASS DOG SHIT SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK GOBSHITE BEAVER NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN SHITE DICKWAD ASSBANDIT NIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER SOD OFF BRITNEY BORDER HOPPER PISS OFF MY ASS SMEG ASSHOLE BENCH PRESS FELCHING FUCK BULLCRAP FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD NAZI MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHEBAG CUNT FUCKWIT DIPSHIT COON DAMNATION DOUCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ANUSCAKE DYKE SCROTUM PISS JUNGLE BUNNY DAGO FUCKING WANKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN ASS FLYING FUCK CROTCH FUCKTARD FALSE BENSON DAMN ABO BITCH DICKHEAD HOMO CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRIG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN FUCKHEAD BIG FOOT AUTOFELLATIO ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 666 WHORE TENTACLE RAPE INCEST DAMN WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK ASSCRACK PENIS SAND NIGGER DYKE HIGH WAGES ARSEBADGERS BARBRA STREISAND DOUCHETITS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD BLESS AMERICA CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHOLE GRINGO ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ASS CRAP ASSFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER CRAPFUCKER CROTCH BUTT-HOLE ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU BIGNOSE HONKY FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS TURD PEDOPHILIA FRITZ FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE ASSRAPING PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU SHITFACE BITCH DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTT PIRATE WEHATEMARIO FUCKTARD FRAK JENKEM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ARSE FENCE JUMPER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT TITWANK TWAT BUGGER OFF SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JIGGABOO COCKSHITTER BRITNEY SON OF A BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD CHINK PISS TONY LA RUSSA ASSWIPE FUCK PEARL NECKLACE CUNTRAG GENITALIA INJUN SHITE WIGGER PUNANI WANKER DICKHEAD WIGGER MASTURBATION TAMPON IN MY ASS SAND NIGGER FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JERK OFF BASTARD NICARAGUA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the BOOBIES and his CLUSTER FUCK of girraffes in which TWAT while reading about FELCHMONKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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