Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden SHITTY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or YOU WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOLDY TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KIKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOYCOTT VIACOM! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIPPLES utterFUCKance of socially AY-AY-AY objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD television programs to address I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's syndrome.

PAKI Tourette's is BONER not to be JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE confused with WEHATEMARIO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random RAPE disorientation, culturally-FUCK YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PIECE OF SHIT language, SUITCASE PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLIDE PISS OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! souvenir shoppes and massive JACK ABRAMOFF quantities MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES BORDER HOPPER garbage.

Darnit.

A GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Polite Note to the FUCK A DUCK Author:

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The DOUCHE NAZI Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was CHIGGER founded to KAFFIR.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PENIS article MARY WHITEHOUSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FIST FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NICARAGUA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MALARKY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourrette's sufferers KNOBJOCKEY swear. You can BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the DILDO bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
  • The main NEGRO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are D'OH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BENSON SUCKS knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHUT UP, MEG! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CC PLZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FROG school for CRAPPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and PIECE OF SHIT commit WHORE suicide.
  • There is no FUCKING cure, and the PEDOPHILIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAGGOT tics often have adverse TWISTY VAGINA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RAT'S COCK perodol" which caused my entire PISS UP MY ARSE body to go FUCK numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOLERA IS FUN! it is without the FUCKWIT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFACE the JACK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOU WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITSKIN sorry for PENISFUCK "hi-jacking" your ALF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ALEX TREBEK this that really GIVING HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a RECTUM RAIDER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!, and making fun of a ASSFACE horrible disorder is (not) PENIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PORCH MONKEY time.

Best JACKASS SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. SCUMBAG Regards to Andrew BUTT PIRATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

Mr. janitor

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BUKKAKE punch him if you CHAV want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my RAT'S COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WIKIPEDIA to PISS OFF cure SHITE the VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's TITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for BUTTFUCKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS is ASSCRACK following NIPPLES these TWAT rules WANK in ARSE order:

  • 1: Avoid DICKHEAD immature ORGASM little CHOAD kids,
  • 2: Count to BUTTFUCKER within GOD BLESS AMERICA 10 FLYING FUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD GOD DAMN nor ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell SUCK COCKS IN HELL! yourself you CLUSTER FUCK don't RANDY TRAVIS have INBRED this PIGFUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

TRANNY NEGRO POMMIE HELL ASSHOLE SLITTY EYES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSHAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS

SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHAT CHOAD DOUCHE ANUSCAKE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKFACE BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GRINGO GOOK SAGGY TITS DAMN FUCK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLYING FUCK SOD BITCH ASSWIPE PENISBIRD JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKSTAIN WANKER BEAVER SON OF A BITCH CUM YOUR MOM FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH CARPET MUNCHER FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM CONDOMS FUCKTARD FUCKWIT GO HOME AND DIE CLIT DICK SHITFACE COCKGOBLIN FUCK OFF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DEVELOPERS! COCK SPIC FUCKSTAIN ASS GENITALIA JERK OFF HORSE PENIS ARSE ASS FUCKING BITCH COON FUCKFACE DUMBASS FRED PHELPS MALL SANTA BOLLOCKS SEX FUCKBAG PISS SOD FUCK YOU BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKTARD BEAVER DAMMIT PUSSY RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK MY DICK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT LAPPER FIST FUCK BASTARD BUTTFUCKER JIZZ MARGARET THATCHER NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY WOP BASTARD SHOOP DA WHOOP ASSHOLE WIENER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE KIDDY FIDDLER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER NIGGER BUKKAKE PENIS ON A BUN ANAL POMMIE FUCKER WANK RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TUBA ASS BELLEND NAZI SCUMBAG DICKLICK GRIS PEEPEE PISS BONER SPUNK DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION CRAPFUCKER FUCK YOU NAZI SACRED BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG BIG FOOT NIGNOG CROTCH LENS CRAFTERS FELCHING TIT SPRINKLES CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER WANK SHITSLINGING CROTCH ASSHOLE HELL ARSE NI RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ ALEX TREBEK FUCKHEAD ASS DAMN HENTAI KNOBJOCKEY PISS OFF BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER ASSWIPE INBRED POMMIE CUNTSWILLING GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PUNANI FUCK DICKFACE TACO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITHEAD SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELLFIRE BASTARD FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN SHIT ASSHAT JACKASS FUCKER ABO TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS ASSFACE FUCK OFF TITWANK WIGGER LENS CRAFTERS BEANER FUCK SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT FAG SHITSLIDE CHENEY NECROPHILIA PISS DAMN BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BOON BENCH PRESS 666 KIDDY FIDDLER CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITHEAD LOGJAMMER DOUCHETITS I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU WETBACK ORGASM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SON OF A BITCH DAMN FELCHING TITMOUSE HELL HAIL SATAN! COON FUCKSTAIN COON DAMN GOATSE DICKFACE FUCKING FUCK OFF DAMN IT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITPISSER ASS LICKER DAMN IT CAMEL JOCKEY BEANER CUNNILINGUS WANK NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES DICKLICK DICK IN A BOX BELLEND CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER FRED PHELPS FUCKWIT CONAN O'BRIAN LET'S SHIT ORGASM ASSWIPE FUCKING A CUNT SHITCOCK BONG NIGNOG FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS I WILL END YOU! MALL SANTA SCUMBAG FUCKING A FIST FUCK CHUFF TRANNY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKLICK SHITE SHITE FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WIGGER JIGGABOO TITTIES DOT HEAD ANUSCAKE PISS OFF BELLEND CUNTBUCKET WANK YOU WANKER INBRED JAP DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS CUNT CRAP TWISTY VAGINA CLEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFACE PISS OFF BIGNOSE SACRED TWAT SUCK MY COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD DIPSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK BUKKAKE YID NICARAGUA GENITALIA SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 TACO WANK GENITALIA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TWAT SOD FUCK OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! REDSKIN SHAKOPEE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DYKE DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSYLICKER CHOLERA IS FUN! SAMUEL L. JACKSON GENITALIA TITS LIMEY HATE HATE HAT ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER YUKKY DOODY DONKEY PUNCHER DOG FUCKER POLESMOKER WANK FUCKING DOUCHETITS BUTT PIRATE ALEX TREBEK FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU WARNER MUSIC GROUP ARSE BUGFUCK CUNT FUCKING A NECROPHILIA BUTT PIRATE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK CONDOMS HADJI SHIT LIKE A HORSE SNUFF PORN MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF SLITTY EYES DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! RICK MORANIS REDSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD POLACK I RAPE WALRUSES! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BIGNOSE LIMEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL FUCKTARD CHENEY ASS FUCKFACE DUMBASS DUNE COON SHIT POKéMON YOUR MOM CLIT BIG FOOT GANGBANG SUCK MY DICK SHIT CUNT DOT HEAD MARCH OF FLAMES AUTOFELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF MY ASS BLUMPKIN BUTTFUCKER BELGIUM NAZI ARSE CUM DICK DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK CONDOMS ROSIE O'DONNELL MALARKY PRICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MILF PEARL NECKLACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TAFFY DOUCHING ASSCRACK FELCHING CUNTRAG FAG DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT DYKE PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING A JERK OFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SACRED DAMN DICKHEAD FUCK OFF VAGINA FEWMETS TENTACLE RAPE HEIL HITLER! PENISPENISPENIS!!! COON PISS SHIT ASSHOLE SLITTY EYES SHITBALLS NICARAGUA FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTT-HOLE DICK PENISFUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK NAZI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK DILDO NAZI CUNT SCROTUM MARY WHITEHOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO WANKER FUCK DAGO DOUCHE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BOLLOCKS NECROPHILIA INJUN YOU WANKER THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES WOODPECKERSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ANUSCAKE MARY WHITEHOUSE COCKSUCKER JACKASS FUCKING COCK SHIT PISS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TITMOUSE YID FLYING FUCK GO HOME AND DIE GRINGO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT EPIDIDYMIS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT CRACKER NEGRO FUCKSTAIN FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNTING ASSCRACK FEMADOM HEIL HITLER! TOTAL TAFFY CHIGGER CUNT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS ASS ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK PIGFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET CHOAD KISSER CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH RAT'S ASS JAP DIPSHIT SPIC DICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE NAZI COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSWIPE RAPE SHITE BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER MOZILLA FIREFOX PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY SHIT CRACKER CROTCH EMO CUNT ASS BASTARD CUNT WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF ARSEBADGERS RAPE TITS & DICKS BITCH CHOLERA IS FUN! SHITSLINGING DAMN DOG FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ SLITTY EYES CRAP FAG SHITE CUM DIPSHIT BUGGER AUTOFELLATIO CUNTYMINTS SHITTY PISS ARTIST RAT'S COCK FUCKING A WIENER FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF CUNT BUTTFUCKER YID RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWANKING FAILURE! TURD SEX CRAP ON A STICK FELCHING TWISTY VAGINA PISS UP MY ARSE EMO INBRED FASHION BUG I DID IT FOR THE LULZ SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DICKHEAD SEX BARBRA STREISAND MONKEY'S UNCLE JIGGABOO HO SON OF A BITCH JOHN ELWAY ORGASM LET'S SHIT FUCK A DUCK DUMBASS SHAKOPEE GOOK DICK SHITFACE POTTYMOUTH FUCKHEAD SCROTUM WANK BUGFUCK CHIGGER BIRD SHIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the DAMN and his PUNANI of girraffes in which SEX while reading about SHITSLINGING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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