Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK COCKS IN HELL! neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMNATION characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NI, sudden YOU WANKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA or MOZILLA FIREFOX vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated INCEST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUGARTITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY FUCK OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARGARET THATCHER utterFUCKance of socially DOT HEAD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is POLESMOKER not to be RAT'S COCK confused with FEWMETS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-CUNTRAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TOSSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local suck my mothers language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL I WILL END YOU! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive PISS ARTIST quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES SCROTUM garbage.

Darnit.

A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the FEATURED Author:

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The CHENEY Tourette's PISS ARTIST Research Institute was SOD founded to DICKWAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSRAMMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LET'S SHIT article FUCK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNTYMINTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAPE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUDGEPACKER Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can PISS OFF MY ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the FRITZ bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
  • The main COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'AUTOFELLATIO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DILDO knee [EXPLETIVE] NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is EUROIPODS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for SON OF A BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANKSPLAT sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and GOATSE commit POLAK suicide.
  • There is no FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA cure, and the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the ORGASM tics often have adverse TWAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire CHALICE body to go DOUCHE NAZI numb and RAPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the ROSIE O'DONNELL drug.

I am an active member of a BOLLOCKS tourette syndrome DAMN IT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEX the BUTTFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUCHE NAZI sorry for JOHN ELWAY "hi-jacking" your PIG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CRACKER this that really FENCE JUMPER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JAP, and making fun of a IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) CHING CHONG CHINK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an SLITTY EYES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew TURD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS bastard who wrote this article. You can WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? punch him if you BLUMPKIN want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HORSE SHIT saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my JOHN SMILEY FACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How SCUMBAG to FAGGOT cure BUGGER the NICARAGUA Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMEL JOCKEY for FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's SUGARTITS Syndrome FUCK NUGGET is DOM DeLUISE following ORGASM these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules FUCKHEAD in EPIDIDYMIS order:

  • 1: Avoid FOREIGN CURRENCY immature BOOBIES little ASS kids,
  • 2: Count to DICKFACE within DYKE 10 I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS TWAT ABO nor CUNTYMINTS talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you QUEEF don't FLUFFY CLOUD have ASS FASCIST this SIGMUND FREUD disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY NAZI SPUNK WANK POMMIE GREASER CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE HO

BULLSHIT BITCH CHOAD SHITE O CANADA VAGINA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CRACKER WANK DONKEY DICK DICKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS DONALD RUMSFELD CRAP HOMO BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING SEX INBRED YID SIGMUND FREUD DICK IN A BOX INBRED FUCK MOLDY TITS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SUCK MY DICK TITS & DICKS DAMN ARFENHOUSE POMMIE FUCKER BORDER HOPPER JOHN ELWAY POWERSHIT SHIT CUNTYMINTS PORCH MONKEY DOUCHING REDSKIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS TWISTY VAGINA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SOD NIPPLES BITCH SHIT BASTARD PUSSY HELLFUCKER CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL QUEEF SMEG BOOBIES PISS BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES GANGBANG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK NAZI PISS SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KNOBJOCKEY GOAT DICK EAT MY SHIT! BITCH SHIT DUMBASS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN TITS SHIT SAGGY TITS HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE WILLY WONKA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GIVING HEAD ASS DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING FROG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OFF JESSE McCARTNEY PISS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS SHITFUCKER CUNT JAP WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! RAT'S COCK DUNE COON JOHN ELWAY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LAKE TITICACA DILDO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUKKAKE DOM DeLUISE FUCK OFF JACKASS FUCK OFF FUCK HELL GARBAGE DAY! CAMEL JOCKEY GOOK DICKHEAD TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITCOCK FUCK BITCH BITCH FOREIGN CURRENCY PENIS ANUSCAKE TWO-INCH PENIS SOD OFF ANAL DIABETES ASS LICKER CARPET MUNCHER WIGGER NIGGER BALL SACK DAMN INBRED CHOAD PORCH MONKEY JACK ABRAMOFF BITCH PUNANI GANGBANG PISSHOLE LOGJAMMER WANK ANUSCAKE ORGASM ASSHOLE DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WOODPECKERSHIT SCUMBAG DOUCHING FLYING FUCK JAP PEARL NECKLACE SCROTUM DICK CLIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FIRECROTCH CHICKEN SHIT HELL BUTTFUCKER BALLS WOP BRITNEY COCKGOBLIN DIPSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BOOBS BITCH BOLLOCKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RUSTY TROMBONE SUCK MY DICK CHOAD SPUNK I WILL END YOU! BLISTERING BARNACLES YID SHIT GOBSHITE WOMEN'S RIGHTS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NIPPLES REDNECK COCKSMOKER CUNT NIGNOG CUM DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT BITCH SHITFACE CUNT WIENER ASSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS NAZI HENTAI FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER HOSER I'LL RAPE YOU O CANADA CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN IT BALLS RAGHEAD BEAVER FUCK OFF COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING ASS FUCK BITCH MILF DICKFACE DOUCHING DICKFACE POOPY I WILL END YOU! FUCKTARD ASS WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF BASTARD NIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK POOPOO ASS LICKER DONALD RUMSFELD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRITZ SOD OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISS ARTIST PISS OFF FUCK DYKE SPUNK FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! POOPOO DAMN CHICKEN SHIT BONER SOD DAMN SEX WETBACK CHOAD COCKSUCKER JERRY WANK DOUCHE NAZI ASSFACE DICKLICK LOGJAMMER CROTCH SEX SEX CLEMEN CHINK FUCK YOU JACKASS CUNTRAG WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT HOSER SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK DOG SHIT CC PLZ SCUMBAG SCROTUM BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE DICK TITS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK OFF FUDGEPACKER SHITE DICKHEAD REDNECK SUITCASE PENIS DAMN TITS FUCKSTAIN BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BOOBS MOLDY TITS HOMO FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE ASSHOLE STEVE BALLMER BUGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GOAT DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER INCEST POOPOO KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH PEARL NECKLACE ANUSCAKE BALLS SEX MALARKY I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SHITHEAD TITTIES HAIL SATAN! BUTTFUCKER HATE HATE HAT MOLDY TITS HORSE SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BULLSHIT ASSCRACK WANK ASSWIPE NIGGER CUNT INCEST INBRED FAG LOLCAT NIPPLES SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ARFENHOUSE BENSON SUCKS FUCKER ASS ASS PISS WANKSPLAT I'LL RAPE YOU GOAT DICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH POOPY FUCKBAG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE RECTUM RAIDER BENCH PRESS DOUCHING NIPPLES BLOWJOB CUNTRAG HO WANK FUCK YOU FASHION BUG SHITTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ANAL COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MILF BUGGER OFF TWAT O KURWA! JAP TITS TWAT NIGGER COCKSMOKER PEDOPHILIA HORSE PENIS LET'S SHIT CRACKER BUNG-HOLE RAGHEAD PISS OFF SHIT DUMBASS BONER DILDO DOUCHE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF HELLFUCKER CRACKER BULLSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS POLACK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK HORSE SHIT CUNT ORGASM DAMNATION SEMPRINI DOG FUCKER GENITALIA YOU WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TOSSER FUCK RAT'S COCK POISON IN TOOTHPASTE BENCH PRESS CHIGGER ASS SHITFACE POMMIE FRED PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO BLOWJOB TUBA BEANER DAMN SHITE WEHATEMARIO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DOG SHIT FUCKBAG BITCH BELGIUM JACKASS SHIT BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SHIT PECKERHEAD SHITE BOON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITS MOTHERFUCKER YUKKY DOODY SPIC DARTH VADER CUNT JAP ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS TACO SUCK MY DICK DELICIOUS CAKE YOUR MOM FAGGOT WINDOWS VISTA SHIT SPIC IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE FOREIGN CURRENCY COCKSHITTER SHITSLINGING PRICK FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF JOHN ELWAY TAMPONS BUGFUCK HELL ASSHAT JOHNNY ASSWANKING FAILURE! MALARKY GENITALIA TITWANK MONKEY SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS ASSHAT GOD DAMN JERRY FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE RUSTY TROMBONE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TITS JACKASS SHIT SHITBALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL BALLS INCEST MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS LICKER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD PISS OFF SMEG PEARL NECKLACE KAFFIR PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE BITCH POMMIE PISS ARTIST DAMN DAMN ASS PORCH MONKEY BASTARD CUNNILINGUS COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HAIL SATAN! PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS TWO-INCH PENIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ANAL CUNNILINGUS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SON OF A BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK SHIT NI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAT'S COCK BASTARD ASSCRACK FUCKING BOOBS WANK DICK WEHATEMARIO BITCH FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER WANK PEDOPHILIA FLAMING ASS BADGER POTTYMOUTH [Insert silly non-swear here] FOREIGN CURRENCY GO HOME AND DIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMMIT FUCK JACKASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TWAT CHUFF TACO SPUNK FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD FUCK YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PRICK SHIT BELLEND SHITBALLS REDNECK DUMBASS BULLCRAP CUNT CUNT CUM TITWANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JESSE McCARTNEY NORTH KOREA VAGINA BITCH CLIT HO BUNG-HOLE COCK DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT WANK TAMPONS TITTYWANK TAMPONS HOSER FUCK CHIGGER BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM BITCH SEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NAZI and with the DOG SHIT and his I'LL RAPE YOU of girraffes in which BULLSHIT while reading about INBRED!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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