Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING neurochemical FUCK disorder TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VAGINA, sudden URINE-GARGLING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DYKE or MORGAN TSVANGIRAI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DONALD RUMSFELD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK A DUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALL SACK CUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially ASS FASCIST objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFACE television programs to address VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's syndrome.

PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be COMMUNIST DILDO confused with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWAT random HO disorientation, culturally-DOUCHEBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIENER language, TOTAL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places [Insert silly non-swear here] HORSE SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKFACE quantities FUCKING A of ANAL DIABETES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFUCKER Polite Note to the INBRED Author:

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The SHITE Tourette's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Research Institute was FUCKWIT founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and REBECCA BLACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTING ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance OH SHI–.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOON Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JOHN ELWAY Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can NORTH KOREA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S COCK TV, for always focusing on the COON bad side of a terrible SMEG thing.
  • The main FUCKHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JIGGABOO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SAMUEL L. JACKSON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TWAT knee DIPSHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BOOBIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DYKE school for FUCKTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JOHN ELWAY sufferers to become TAFFY manically depressed and FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE commit HOSER suicide.
  • There is no FUCKWIT cure, and the SHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna THONG TASTER perodol" which caused my entire NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES body to go TURD numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a CHIGGER tourette syndrome CLUSTER FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "DICKLICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ANUSCAKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKFACE sorry for PRICK "hi-jacking" your MONKEY SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTYMINTS this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a DEVELOPERS! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUTT PIRATE, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) HO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best PEARL NECKLACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “O CANADA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

Mr. janitor

The BOOBS bastard who wrote this article. You can PORCUPINE'S BALLS punch him if you FELCHING want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my REDSKIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How GRIS to BUGGER cure MONKEY BALLS the BITCH Tourette's DOUCHEBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NI for SEMEN Tourette's RICK MORANIS Syndrome CLEMEN is BUGGER OFF following FUCKWIT these BASTARD rules BUGFUCK in NEGRO order:

  • 1: Avoid JACK OFF immature CUNT little SPUNK kids,
  • 2: Count to CLUSTER FUCK within CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST 10 PENISseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FENCE JUMPER ASS LICKER JAP nor MILF talk,
  • 4: Tell HO yourself you CUNT don't PISS ARTIST have WINDOWS VISTA this ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

ASSHOLE POMMIE JENKEM PENIS ON A STICK ASSHOLE FRIG ARSE FUCKFACE SOD TITS & DICKS

ANAL ASSHOLE TUBA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONKEY BALLS DICKLICK SCROTUM HADJI CUNT PUSSY BANGKOK DAMN FUCKWIT WANK SEMEN MASTURBATION DOUCHING DOUCHING PENISBIRD PIG FUCKING A MORGAN TSVANGIRAI KIKE BIRD SHIT BASTARD BITCH DICK BEAVER NECROPHILIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON CROTCH JACKASS DYKE NORTH KOREA CUNNILINGUS I AM CORNHOLIO! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKFACE BEANER BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST CLEMEN REDNECK PRICK TUBA POTTYMOUTH FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTER FUCK BUGGER OFF FUCK HELL FUCKWIT NIGGER TITS RAT'S COCK MICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU FRIG FUCKING POOPOO YOU WANKER LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR TAFFY OH SHI– SHITSKIN ORGASM SUCK A BIG DICK [EXPLETIVE] AY-AY-AY DOG FUCKER 666 FRITZ BEAVER ALEX TREBEK CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOOK FAG COCK KIDDY FIDDLER COON CUM CUNTBUCKET RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOATSE DAMN DILDO BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER SHITPISSER DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH SEMPRINI SHITFACE BONER LOLCAT LAKE TITICACA DICKHEAD MOSES BUGFUCK DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHAKOPEE VAGINA BRITNEY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JERRY CAMEL FUCKER HELL CUNTBUCKET SMEG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BIRD SHIT SHITPISSER DAMN GENITALIA FENCE JUMPER DOUCHEBAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEAVER WANK CHICKEN FRIES BASTARD SHIT BONER DONKEY DICK O CANADA WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING VAGINA GO HOME AND DIE RONNIE CORBETT DICK ANUSCAKE POMMIE DAMN FUCKFACE ORGASM DAMN HOSER LOLCAT RANDY TRAVIS FEATURED CHIGGER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! HELL JERK OFF JENKEM PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER BITCH CUNTYMINTS DICK pen0r FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOLDY TITS BALL SACK POOPY WILLY WONKA P'KANG ASS LICKER CROTCH SHIT ARSE DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SPUNK CLEMEN SHITPISSER FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE PISS CUNTSWILLING DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN TWAT BALL SACK ASSHAT WIENER BULLSHIT DICKHEAD COCKSHITTER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING REDSKIN 666 ASSHAT NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER TWO-INCH PENIS POOPOO SHITFACE ASS FUCKSTAIN TITWANK CRAP ON A STICK SHITHEAD PRICK ROSIE O'DONNELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS lowercase ASS POLAK GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST ASS FASCIST HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JACKASS DAMMIT GENITALIA PAKI DAMN IT CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN POOPOO O KURWA! SCUMBUCKET TITS INBRED SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT HELL DICK CHICKEN FELLATIO POLAK DICKFACE GARBAGE DAY! CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST MALARKY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS YOU WANKER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS ORGASM DICKHEAD ANAL CRAP BOOBS DOT HEAD SUGARTITS SAND NIGGER DICK FUCK A DUCK KIKE DICK IN A BOX ABO WIENER FUCKBAG RUSKIE WANK ASSCRACK BIG FOOT REBECCA BLACK JERRY BLISTERING BARNACLES BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF FUCKFACE MAMA MIA CUM BIRD IN THE HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD CLIT PISS OFF WHORE SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD FUCKING FUCKER SHITE DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD REDNECK PECKERHEAD TWAT TITWANK SHITTY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL GO HOME AND DIE PISSHOLE BULLCRAP DAMN NI CAPTAIN CRUNCH BATHING SUIT AREA KAFFIR FUCKING A EPIDIDYMIS CRAP TITS & DICKS BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING A FUCKER BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH JIZZ FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DARTH VADER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTFUCKER ALF CUNT CLEMEN BASTARD DARTH VADER BITCH CUNT BITCH MAMA MIA MOCKIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL TURD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT TUBA LOLCAT KIKE TITS & DICKS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! DOM DeLUISE NAZI JACKASS FUCKSTAIN BITCH POWERSHIT SHIT REDNECK FLYING FUCK SAGGY TITS FUCKER YOU WANKER CUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUM SOD BULLSHIT BALLS JIZZ BENSON SUCKS MAMA MIA DAMN FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT HITLER ASSRAPING DAGO GOD DAMN BASTARD TITS FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUGGER DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD INJUN AY-AY-AY SHITFUCKER PISS SEMEN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SLOPE DAMMIT SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] DOG FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSTUFFER SHIT SHIT ASSFACE THONG TASTER BASTARD FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DOG SHIT FUCK MILF FUCKHEAD MALARKY INBRED TWAT YOU WANKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITWANK SHITE SHITFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE TOSSER NIGGER TWAT CUNT MAMA MIA ASS DONKEY PUNCHER WARNER MUSIC GROUP JENKEM JACKASS SHIT DOT HEAD FIST FUCK ASS SPIC JACKASS TITTIES FUCKING SEMEN JENKEM DAMN POLAK MASTURBATION FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER FUCKER DUMBASS VAGINA BOON PENIS O CANADA ASS BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE FRIG JAP FENCE JUMPER VAGINA PISS CUNT PUSSY FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS BULLSHIT WANKER DIPSHIT NIGNOG QUEEF CLEMEN DIPSHIT SHIT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY COMMUNIST DILDO JIGGABOO GOD DAMMIT FEWMETS VAGINA COCKSUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BULLSHIT DICK FLYING FUCK PRICK DAMN SHITTY BOB SAGET FUCK OFF RAGHEAD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHITBALLS FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF OH SHI– ICE CREAM FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS COON BOOBIES FRAK CLEVELAND STEAMER CLEMEN ASS SHITCOCK PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY DICK CUNT FUCKSTAIN ANAL ASSCRACK GOD DAMN GOD DAMN FUCK JERRY JACK ABRAMOFF ARSE GOATSE PEDOPHILIA FUCKER TURD DONALD RUMSFELD TWAT GO HOME AND DIE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMN FRIG DILDO FUCK ORANGE TURTLE DICK CRAPMUNCHER ABO LET'S SHIT WANK GIVING HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKSTAIN BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLINGING FELLATIO SHIT SHIT FUCK MILF ASSWIPE PRICK BITCH ARSE HADJI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNTYMINTS DOG SHIT PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER [expletive deleted] BELLEND DAMN ARSE TURD TWAT CHIGGER JAP HORSE SHIT CHOAD HOMO PAKI RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PISS SHITSLIDE TOSSER BIGNOSE PISSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KNOBJOCKEY PENISFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKFACE INJUN SHUT UP, MEG! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN LET'S SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHE SHITBALLS SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE SACRAMENTO CUNT DICKHEAD BLUE PENIS! JACKASS FROG WANK SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY BLUE PENIS! TITTIES WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his DAMN of girraffes in which LOLCAT while reading about IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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