Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONKEY PUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FOUR-EYES, sudden COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NEGRO or IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SAGGY TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIPSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COMMUNIST DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COMMUNIST DILDO utterFUCKance of socially ANUSCAKE objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPOO television programs to address HELLFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

INCEST Tourette's is DYKE not to be SEX confused with LENS CRAFTERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random JERK OFF disorientation, culturally-FELCHING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SIGMUND FREUD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DONKEY PUNCHER language, COLGATE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BELGIUM souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities SAND NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES CUNTING ASSCRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the DILDO Author:

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The SPUNK Tourette's JUSTIN BIEBER Research Institute was BEAVER founded to GRIS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GARBAGE DAY! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANKSPLAT article PISSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BEANER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOOBIES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS swear. You can NAZI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ANAL DIABETES TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHEBAG bad side of a terrible PENIS ON A BUN thing.
  • The main FUCKING A symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ORGASM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TOURETTE'S SYNDROME' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee BORDER HOPPER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PUSSY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER TITS school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLEMEN sufferers to become SPRINKLES manically depressed and RAT'S COCK commit TITS suicide.
  • There is no I WILL END YOU! cure, and the DICKLICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHING tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire PIG body to go JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST numb and GYPSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than REDSKIN it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! tourette syndrome ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLEMEN the RECTUM RAIDER public view of Tourettes as a "COCKGOBLIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am YOU WANKER sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS ARTIST this that really GO HOME AND DIE annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKSTAIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SLOPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBS, and making fun of a ASSRAPING horrible disorder is (not) BASTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKING FUCKBOROUGH time.

Best SPIC regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. CRAPMUNCHER Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

Mr. janitor

The ASS FASCIST bastard who wrote this article. You can POLAK punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUTOFELLATIO saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my HELLFIRE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How BORDER HOPPER to BALL SACK cure FROG'S FAT ASS the BOOBS Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PRICK for GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Tourette's CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Syndrome PISS OFF is SHITCUNTING following BULLSHIT these DICKFACE rules MASTURBATION in REDSKIN order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature DAMN little O KURWA! kids,
  • 2: Count to FOUR-EYES within RICK MORANIS 10 PIGFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMN HELL BOOBIES nor SEMEN talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you SHIT don't GOD DAMMIT have RECTUM RAIDER this DAMN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BRITNEY WITH NASTY TITS & DICKS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VAGINA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHAKOPEE WINDOWS VISTA SHIT CUNT SHITFUCKER INCEST DOUCHE DONKEY DICK I'LL RAPE YOU

VANDALISM IS COOL FUCK INBRED KNOBJOCKEY FUCKWIT FUCKING BITCH FRIG COCKSUCKER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SHAKOPEE HO SHIT SOD OFF PRICK SHITFACE NI BIGNOSE I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO NORTH KOREA ASSHAT DAMN IT TAFFY JACKASS [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSRAPING ASSFACE FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD SHITCOCK ASSWIPE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BIRD SHIT CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT NAZI BORDER HOPPER CLIT BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN COON JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN BALLS MASTURBATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JUSTIN BIEBER CUM FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF JOHNNY FUCK TWAT FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT OH SHI– BITCH PISSHOLE BULLSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITTY PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY MALARKY ORGASM EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN JUSTIN BIEBER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS TAFFY AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER BUKKAKE COCK JAP CRACKER DAMN VANDALISM IS COOL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ANUSCAKE TOSSER DIPSHIT FUCK NUGGET FIRECROTCH VANDALISM IS COOL BITCH MOCKIE DOT HEAD BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN FRIES DAMN CUNT DAMN TWISTY VAGINA PICKANINNY HELL HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! CRACKER ORGASM WANKSPLAT TIMBER NIGGER CUM FUCKING SCROTUM CRAP ON A STICK CLEMEN GRINGO FUCK FUCK TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHE FUCKFACE RANDY TRAVIS TOWELHEAD DOUCHE GOBSHITE DAMN IT WHORE ASS DAMN DICK FUCKFACE BONER CUNT POLACK NIPPLES SHITE FLYING FUCK CLUSTER FUCK BOOBS CAPTAIN CRUNCH SEX JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNT BLOWJOB DOT HEAD ASSWIPE FRIG CUNT 666 TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS PEARL NECKLACE D'OH LAKE TITICACA TITWANK DAMN GRAPE PENIS [expletive deleted] ASS SHITTY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROG BIG FOOT COON BITCH CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PENIS P'KANG ASSHAT HEIL HITLER! CHIGGER BUTT PIRATE WIENER MALARKY FUCK YOU NAZI BITCH DICK MONKEY BALLS ASS BUGGER NIGGER FUCKING PORCH MONKEY EMO GOBSHITE FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER RAGHEAD RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FAGGOT HO CHENEY DUMBASS JENKEM YUKKY DOODY FLYING FUCK FUCK A DUCK NORTH KOREA DOUCHETITS WALRUS SHIT GOOK FUCKWIT DIPSHIT ASSHAT ARSE CRAP ON A STICK BEAVER COCK PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON TOWELHEAD TAFFY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOOK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKHEAD FUCK CUNT SAND NIGGER SUGARTITS CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER DOUCHE COON FAG CRAPPY RAGHEAD ASSFACE MARCH OF FLAMES JACKASS PEEPEE HADJI SHITE HITLER ANAL DIABETES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK HOT GRITS BASTARD DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER BUGGER OFF SHAKOPEE NAZI DAMN IT STRAWBERRY ASS KIKE SHITE CUNT GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT WOP BONER SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT YOUR MOM suck my mothers HEIL HITLER! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER CHRISTHUMPER JACK OFF PEDOPHILIA BATHING SUIT AREA COMMUNIST DILDO SCUMBUCKET BASTARD FUCKTARD CUM JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S COCK BRITNEY DONALD RUMSFELD CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKFACE COON BEAVER SMEG BIRD SHIT TACO DYKE DISSIDENTS GOD DAMMIT MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER JACKASS ASSCRACK JAP HOSER SHIT SOD OFF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ PEDOPHILIA ABO WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SACRAMENTO [Insert swear here] I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHAT WIENER SCUMBAG TIT SPRINKLES SON OF A BITCH P'KANG ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN BUNG-HOLE DICK TITS BUKKAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BATHING SUIT AREA HONKY ARSE MARGARET THATCHER I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BULLSHIT ASS WEHATEMARIO DOT HEAD TWAT LET'S SHIT SHIT FUCKWIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ARSE ASS COON NEGRO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITTY INCEST DICKLICK BULLCRAP CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK NIGGER TRANNY WANK CLUSTER FUCK CUNT STEVE BALLMER WIGGER ASSHAT ANAL DAMN FUCK GOD DAMMIT COON TITS & DICKS JERRY CUNTYMINTS PORCH MONKEY FENCE JUMPER TWAT BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST DICK VAGINA ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS TITWANK DUMBASS RAGHEAD LAKE TITICACA SHIT LIKE A HORSE HOMO SCROTUM BULLSHIT FOUR-EYES RECTUM RAIDER SHITBALLS WIENER BUNG-HOLE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKER INBRED GREASER BALLS CUM COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER NEGRO ASSWIPE ASSFACE HORSE PENIS HELL COON FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN BASTARD JACKASS DAMN BELLEND FUCK ASSWIPE DUMBASS DAGO ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK TITWANK ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER NIPPLES DICKFACE DICKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUMBASS DAMN IT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO CUM VAGINA SHITE CUNT BONG HORSE SHIT BUTT-HEAD PEDOPHILIA POLACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOBSHITE BLUMPKIN JACKASS SHIT DOG SHIT FUCK YOU ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN FUCK SHIT WANK LET'S SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TITS SHITTY INCEST CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD CROTCH CHRISTHUMPER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITS FROG CHICKEN SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BARBRA STREISAND JERRY SHITFUCKER WANK FOUR-EYES FUCKING A FLYING FUCK DICKWAD JACKASS JOHNNY BATHING SUIT AREA DISSIDENTS HADJI SHITTY BENCH PRESS RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBS SHIT MOCKIE DILDO HO COCKSUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAMEL JOCKEY HOT GRITS PICKANINNY BOOBS MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING PICKANINNY ASS FUCK ARSEBADGERS DAMMIT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BEAVER WANK CHOAD KISSER WANK YOUR MOM DICKFACE DICKFACE SHITFACE EMO FROG HOT GRITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKLICK ORGASM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOT HEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CHOAD NAZI COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JOHNNY CONAN O'BRIAN SHITBALLS MOLDY TITS FAGGOT SAGGY TITS CHRISTHUMPER ASSWIPE POOPOO PRICK SHITBALLS TAMPONS FAGGOT CRAPFUCKER COON FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG ASSCRACK GYPSY DAMNATION CAMEL JOCKEY CROTCH RONNIE CORBETT MOTHERFUCKER O CANADA SHITFUCKER SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? GRAPE PENIS HOSER FOUR-EYES GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK JACKASS DAGO ASSCRACK FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBIES PAKI COCKSMOKER NECROPHILIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TWAT DILDO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DIRTY SANCHEZ REDNECK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING JUMP! COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DICK IN A BOX FELLATIO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD BOOBS DOUCHE CUNTSWILLING PEDOPHILIA BOB SAGET LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COMMUNIST DILDO NIPPLES BUTT-HEAD WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKTARD NIGGER BANGKOK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FOUR-EYES DOUCHING DOG FUCKER DOUCHEBAG YUKKY DOODY CUNT LET'S SHIT MASTURBATION COCK TACO Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BENSON SUCKS and with the DIPSHIT and his DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! of girraffes in which WANKER while reading about JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See FLYING FUCK also

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