Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DIPSHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a D'OH article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTT-HOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHIGGER, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE or PISSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITWANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DYKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REDNECK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PEEPEE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BONG CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially WIENER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first AMERICA ONLINE television programs to address COCKSUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is WIKIPEDIA not to be DUMBASS confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHOAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JUNGLE BUNNY random BEAVER disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BULLSHIT language, CHOAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF ARSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIPPLES souvenir shoppes and massive BIRD IN THE HOUSE quantities HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS of ANAL DIABETES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS garbage.

Darnit.

A GOBSHITE Polite Note to the TIANENMEN SQUARE Author:

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The SHITTY Tourette's ASSWIPE Research Institute was FUCKHEAD founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AY-AY-AY article JERK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SUCK MY COCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF MY ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ABO Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can I'LL RAPE YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTING ASSCRACK TV, for always focusing on the BUKKAKE bad side of a terrible SHITFUCKER thing.
  • The main BORDER HOPPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARCH OF FLAMES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHICKEN SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHUFF knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONGSHOVER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FROG'S FAT ASS school for LIKE FATHER LIKE SON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENISPENISPENIS!!! sufferers to become CAUCASIANS manically depressed and ASS commit FUCKING suicide.
  • There is no PENIS cure, and the TURD drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse JAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go SCROTUM numb and I WILL END YOU! basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the CAUCASIANS drug.

I am an active member of a ROSIE O'DONNELL tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAPE the BOOBS public view of Tourettes as a "BEANER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BARBRA STREISAND much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for [expletive deleted] "hi-jacking" your JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CODEINE IS A QUEER this that really BUTT-HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a JACKASS horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHOAD time.

Best DYKE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ANUSCAKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew YOU WANKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

Mr. janitor

The FUCKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can DOODIE HEAD punch him if you NIGGER TITS want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLEVELAND STEAMER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNTYMINTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WETBACK to ANUSCAKE cure WANK the RAT'S COCK Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SACRAMENTO for SEX Tourette's MARY WHITEHOUSE Syndrome WANKER is PISS ARTIST following CUNT CRAPPER these COCKSUCKER rules VENEREAL DISEASE in FUCK OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid SHIT immature FUCK little [Insert swear here] kids,
  • 2: Count to CARPET MUNCHER within PISS 10 NECROPHILIAseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER PUSSY nor DAMMIT talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK YOU yourself you BIGNOSE don't FUCKTARD have HELL this ANAL DIABETES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN ELWAY WITH NASTY VENEREAL DISEASE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

RICK MORANIS GRIS ARSE PEARL NECKLACE WANK SHITTY SPIC FUCK OFF ASSFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE

SHITTY DIPSHIT SHITE SHITHEAD CODEINE IS A QUEER SUGARTITS JACK OFF NEGRO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUNT SHITE COON CUNT CARPET MUNCHER PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT BITCH CROTCH BORDER HOPPER JACK OFF GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG BOOBIES PORCH MONKEY TIT SPRINKLES SHITSLIDE ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN FUCKWIT CHINK FOUR-EYES CANDY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITHEAD ABO HONKY DICK BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GARBAGE DAY! CLUSTER FUCK WIENER BOLLOCKS WIGGER ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY JUSTIN BIEBER WILLY WONKA ASS PISS ARSE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT ASS WANK RAT'S ASS NEGRO MOCKIE YOU WANKER SPIC PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ANAL DIABETES SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FAG FENCE JUMPER JERRY DONKEY DICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EAT MY SHIT! GRIS ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY PISS GREASER CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL CLEVELAND STEAMER LAKE TITICACA FLYING FUCK URINE-GARGLING TRANNY MAMA MIA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WANK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKHEAD JAP FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSBANDIT SHITPISSER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSWIPE BRITNEY CHOAD BUTT-HOLE DOUCHE NAZI STRAWBERRY ASS GRIS ALF GOD DAMMIT COCKSHITTER I AM CORNHOLIO! PUSSY TWAT BITCH RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT ARSE BITCH FUCKHEAD FAGGOT SHITCOCK DAMN BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT CHAV ASSRAPING BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED POLAK SUGARTITS SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHITE FIST FUCK SHITFUCKER DICKLICK AY-AY-AY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MARY WHITEHOUSE HOT GRITS EXTRA LONG PENIS NIGGER PISS OFF FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD ASSHOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COCK CANDY CUNTRAG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DUMBASS BITCH WANK GYPSY GANGBANG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNTSWILLING DOG SHIT JACK OFF BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FUCKER [expletive deleted] PRICK BARBRA STREISAND FUCK MICK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! HORSE SHIT FUCK BOOBIES JOHNNY SHITBALLS HELLFUCKER HONKY PENIS ON A STICK FUCK YOU 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BOOBS FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS ASSWIPE FUCKING A SOD OFF PUNANI CODEINE IS A QUEER BEANER BRUSH MA TEETH AY-AY-AY SHITE ASSHAT BELGIUM GYPSY BLOWJOB TWAT PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING GOOK NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER TIANENMEN SQUARE FUCKWIT DYKE GOD DAMMIT TIANENMEN SQUARE ASSHOLE TOTAL TIMBER NIGGER BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS HOSER BUGGER OFF SHIT PENIS BASTARD I WILL END YOU! TWISTY VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM DICK CHICKEN ASS JENKEM GO COUNT YOUR DICK JUNGLE BUNNY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGGER TITS CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT BITCH DICKHEAD YID RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSUCKER BALLS CHICKEN SHIT FIRECROTCH FAGGOT SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FAGGOT BONER BONER SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHAT PISS ARTIST ALEX TREBEK SHAKOPEE FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER BULLSHIT CUNT INCEST FRED PHELPS FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK BITCH PIG CHINK JAP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FLYING FUCK NIPPLES ANAL DIABETES WANK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SUCK MY COCK FUCKER DAMN QUEEF SEX PUSSYLICKER CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HOT GRITS MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER STEVE BALLMER DAMN IT DIRTY SANCHEZ COLGATE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CAUCASIANS JENKEM BLISTERING BARNACLES I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHING ASSHOLE POLACK FUCK OFF HOT GRITS I WILL KILL YOU! BULLSHIT FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER POOPOO DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER JOHNNY SHITFACE PENISFUCK FUCK FUCKWIT REDSKIN WANK JACKASS BEAVER FAGGOT FUCKWIT COCK VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER HOT GRITS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK ASS BITCH DICKFACE CHOAD SACRAMENTO REDNECK JIGGABOO GOD DAMN FRIG CODEINE IS A QUEER SHITE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER BRITNEY WHORE CLIT HO GANGBANG BIRD SHIT FOUR-EYES BENSON SUCKS I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTER FUCK CHIGGER HEIL HITLER! NAZI PENISPENISPENIS!!! BOON YOU WANKER BITCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITHEAD BRITNEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AMERICA ONLINE TURD DICK TITS SHITHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS NAZI SUCK MY DICK SHITCOCK PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER LET'S SHIT HELL INBRED WINDOWS VISTA SCUMBAG POOPY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK WIENER FUCKFACE INCEST SHITFACE ASS TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS DOG FUCKER FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE SHITFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER DICKWAD SHITCOCK POMMIE REDNECK HOT GRITS TWAT PUSSY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK OFF ASS WALRUS SHIT YID SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CODEINE IS A QUEER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DELICIOUS CAKE TWO-INCH PENIS BANGKOK DAMMIT FUCK JERK OFF FRAK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! GOD DAMN FUCK YOU ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCROTUM FELCHING DAMNATION SCUMBAG YOUR MOM FELCHING ASS SHITBALLS NAZI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAGO CUNT ASS FASCIST TOSSER GRINGO BITCH DUMBASS CANDY DONKEY PUNCHER HELL SEX ASS BOLLOCKS CHIGGER O CANADA I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN WIGGER JIGGABOO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A STICK RAGHEAD BENCH PRESS SCROTUM SHIT NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FRIG JUNGLE BUNNY SLOPE PISS ARTIST CHICKEN FRIES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BITCH DOUCHE SUCK A BIG DICK ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE PRICK BASTARD FELLATIO YID SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHE NAZI DYKE INBRED BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT CHIGGER SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD SCUMBUCKET HOMO TITWANK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! PISS OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BOOBS SHITTY LOLCAT ASS FASCIST CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WETBACK BUKKAKE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIPPLES BUGGER OFF FUCK FUCK DILDO PISS SUCK MY DICK THIS IS SPARTA! SPIC SHITSKIN TITWANK ASSCRACK MALL SANTA NAZI COCKSTUFFER FUCKTARD MOCKIE POLACK DAMN CHIGGER DAMN MOTHERFUCKER ASS NIGGER SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS VENEREAL DISEASE FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FLYING FUCK FRENCH TICKLER MOCKIE PENISBIRD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD BLESS AMERICA HOT GRITS NORTH KOREA BITCH LENS CRAFTERS FUCKHEAD TUBA ASSCRACK SHIT YOUR MOM DAMN IT SUCK MY DICK FOUR-EYES HELL DICKFACE ARSE CHOAD DAMMIT [Insert swear here] FUCKHEAD WIENER CLEVELAND STEAMER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKBAG DAMN CUNTBUCKET JOHNNY RAT'S ASS GOATSE CONDOMS FUCK OFF MASTURBATION CHICKEN SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL CAMEL FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NAZI HOLY DUMB FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT POLACK LAKE TITICACA TITTIES Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMN and with the HELL and his PISS of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about AUTOFELLATIO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See SHITSLINGING also

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