Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROG neurochemical FUCK disorder VAGINA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCROTUM, sudden TURD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SAGGY TITS or CUNTRAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BEAVER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LET'S SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POLACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FEWMETS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BANGKOK INCEST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIXIES utterFUCKance of socially RECTUM RAIDER objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address CUNNILINGUS Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is DARTH VADER not to be NIPPLES confused with HENTAI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEX random DICK disorientation, culturally-CUNTRAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICK CHICKEN language, FUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive CAMEL FUCKER quantities CHING CHONG CHINK of ANAL DIABETES BUTTFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGGER Polite Note to the BUTT PIRATE Author:

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The SHITFUCKER Tourette's FUCKHEAD Research Institute was MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE founded to JAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER TITS article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLUSTER FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUKKAKE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers DOT HEAD swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TV, for always focusing on the MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
  • The main DICKWAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GARBAGE DAY!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITWANK knee FUCK NUGGET NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FAGGOT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS OFF school for MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIRD SHIT sufferers to become DOG FUCKER manically depressed and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! commit HELLFUCKER suicide.
  • There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the CONDOMS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire INCEST body to go WIKIPEDIA numb and FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKHEAD it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTRAG tourette syndrome D'OH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALARKY the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CAMEL FUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BELGIUM sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your FLYING FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really PUNANI annoys me. I am working towards a SCUMBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this AUTOFELLATIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKER, and making fun of a FUCKFACE horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best DIRTY SANCHEZ regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. SHITTY Regards to Andrew BANGKOK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

Mr. janitor

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can JACKASS punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING A intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How WARNER MUSIC GROUP to REDNECK cure PISS the BOOBS Tourette's TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE for JIGGABOO Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE is POLACK following DOG SHIT these ASSHAT rules SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH in JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST order:

  • 1: Avoid CHOAD immature I WILL KILL YOU! little SEMEN kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITE within BANGKOK 10 ASSHATseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD JACKASS nor FUCKING FUCKFUCKER talk,
  • 4: Tell WETBACK yourself you HELLFIRE don't CHICKEN FRIES have TWAT this SAGGY TITS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITSLIDE WITH NASTY DICK IN A BOX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT SHITTY CHINK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSUCKER HO SPUNK CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT

JAP SOD NIPPLES DUMBASS TIT DIRT DONGSHOVER WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOG SHIT TITMOUSE FUCK SHIT MALARKY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS HELL TITTYWANK JACK OFF HELL PISS I'LL RAPE YOU SAND NIGGER WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAT'S ASS OH SHI– MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PRICK DICK CHICKEN FELCHING CLIT FUCKFACE FUCK YOU WIGGER MONKEY SHIT AY-AY-AY SHITFUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HADJI DUMBASS PISS RUSKIE POMMIE FUCK OFF WOP HOT GRITS FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER PRICK GOD DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS POOPY FELCHING BULLSHIT PICKANINNY SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CROTCH BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SHITTY FUCKING PUSSYLICKER TRANNY ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA WETBACK ASS FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIG PEEPEE JENKEM DOUCHE NAZI I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITTYWANK HELL RAT'S COCK FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK SHITCUNTING MACACA WANKSPLAT HORSE SHIT FRIG FUCKWIT CLEMEN BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER DUMBASS TITS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SEX CUNTYMINTS ANAL DIABETES VAGINA WARNER MUSIC GROUP I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER GYPSY ASSFACE FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK OFF ASS ASS BALL SACK POOPOO CHOAD DICKFACE TUBA RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN LIMEY TOWELHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAGHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COON RUSTY TROMBONE WIENER VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! THONG TASTER CHAV COCKSUCKER DOUCHE NAZI TITS & DICKS DICKFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CAMEL JOCKEY CHINK SHITE SUCK MY DICK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK COCK DICK WOP WOODPECKERSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WANK SUCK MY DICK PISSHOLE FUCKER WANK DAMN IT COON TURD KAFFIR MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TOSSER ASSFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR AMERICA ONLINE POTTYMOUTH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRAK SHITCOCK ORGASM KIKE PISSHOLE DICKFACE ASS CUNT COCKSTUFFER WIKIPEDIA JAP GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS DAMN FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER SOD FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS BASTARD HELL FEMADOM LET'S SHIT SHITE ASSCRACK POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMN TOWELHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! VAGINA POLESMOKER FELLATIO LET'S SHIT HOMO BOLLOCKS ASSHAT SHIT LOLCAT ASSCRACK PISS BITCH BALLS DILDO MOCKIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOOBS FUCKWIT GOATSE BASTARD WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS POMMIE DICKLICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH TITTIES NAZI GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK IN A BOX DICK CHICKEN FUCK DAMN MOLDY TITS YOU WANKER HENTAI CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER FUCK OFF CONDOMS DICK CHICKEN HEIL HITLER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT THONG TASTER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHING PICKANINNY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT POLAK PISSHOLE BASTARD JAP HELLFIRE HOSER JIGGABOO WILLY WONKA CAMEL FUCKER DOG SHIT SMEG CHUFF CHICKEN SHIT COON INCEST PRICK FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWIPE PIG LAKE TITICACA JIZZ SHITTY CUNT LET'S SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CC PLZ FUCKTARD TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS ASSHOLE YOU WANKER FAGGOT JERK OFF SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS INBRED DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE SHIT PENIS ON A STICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I DID IT FOR THE LULZ CHAV DILDO BRITNEY MAMA MIA SOD OFF RAT'S COCK FAG PISSHOLE PRICK P'KANG BONER BITCH DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOODIE HEAD DONKEY DICK SHITFACE PRICK STRAWBERRY ASS WIENER DAMMIT CUM FLYING FUCK ASS STRAWBERRY ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TACO TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX POWERSHIT PISS JOHN ELWAY WANKSPLAT suck my mothers SHITTY ARSE GOD DAMN DICKFACE DICK FUCKBAG SHIT GREASER GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD SCROTUM FUCK MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT CUNT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER FUCKING A FUCK INJUN LENS CRAFTERS BALL SACK FASHION BUG pen0r PUSSY CHAV MACACA COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER DOT HEAD WHORE TITWANK SOD ASSCRACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POLACK CUM CRAP FASHION BUG MASTURBATION JACK OFF HOT GRITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSHOLE BULLSHIT FELCHING DOODIE HEAD ASSCRACK GOD DAMN SHITE RAT'S COCK ASSHAT FRAK BLOWJOB FAGGOT ORGASM JOHN ELWAY BORDER HOPPER POMMIE JAP MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF HOMO LENS CRAFTERS CAMEL FUCKER PISS ARTIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK YOU DICKHEAD SHITTY BUGFUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMMIT POMMIE POMMIE CLIT DYKE SPUNK ARSE FUCKBAG ASSHOLE BASTARD SEX FUCKFACE SEMEN CLEMEN RAPE KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT CONDOMS SHITSLIDE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSFACE WANK WANK GENITALIA SMEG CUNT LAPPER CLEVELAND STEAMER CHENEY DOM DeLUISE MILF ORGASM MOCKIE DICK CHICKEN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK BALLS HONKY SPUNK ASSWIPE COMMUNIST DILDO PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD PIGFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HONKY BASTARD GOBSHITE SHITFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! HO WANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS ABO DAGO [Insert silly non-swear here] COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MASTURBATION GYPSY DAMN HELL COCK SHITE FUCKER BLUE PENIS! BITCH DICK TITS DIPSHIT SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER EARS OF CHRIST GYPSY FUCKING A HELL DAMN KNOBJOCKEY FUCKER DICK DICK DAGO MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE CLIT WANK DOT HEAD COCK PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH CUNT EARS OF CHRIST MACACA EXTRA LONG PENIS SHIT PISS ARTIST CUNT CRAPPER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK YOU CUNT TWAT SHITTY JIGGABOO GOOK FUCKING COMMUNIST DILDO P'KANG ASSHOLE YOU WANKER DIPSHIT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] QUEEF FUCKING BITCH GYPSY PISS ARTIST TAMPONS MALARKY BALL SACK CUNTBUCKET NIGGER CROTCH CUM AMERICA ONLINE WANK KIDDY FIDDLER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS DAMN SPIC ASSHAT CHAV INBRED HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FU SPANG BASTARD TRANNY GANGBANG ABO DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH PISS OFF FELLATIO ASSHOLE TWAT POMMIE CRACKER HELL COCK CRACKER ASSCRACK JERRY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BATHING SUIT AREA COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FAG ASS ASSFACE FEMADOM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS LICKER FUDGEPACKER CHING CHONG CHINK CHOAD SHITE ARSE PISS ARTIST DOM DeLUISE SHITE CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU GREASER JESSE McCARTNEY SON OF A BITCH EARS OF CHRIST LIMEY THONG TASTER TESTICLE CHOKE POLAK FUCKTARD DOG SHIT JOHNNY NIGGER TWAT MILF PENIS ON A BUN YOU WANKER PIGFUCKER JIZZ BUKKAKE MAMA MIA BUGGER OFF TITWANK CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK FELCHING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD OFF VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIENER CUNT MASTURBATION DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMNATION GARBAGE DAY! PISS ARTIST Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFACE and with the DAMN and his DOG SHIT of girraffes in which NIGGER TITS while reading about YOGHURT CANNON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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