Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIPPLES neurochemical FUCK disorder RUSTY TROMBONE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTER FUCK, sudden RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EMO or GYPSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MORGAN TSVANGIRAI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKWIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGFUCK RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITHEAD objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS television programs to address REDNECK Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHAT Tourette's is DICK IN A BOX not to be DAMMIT confused with PEARL NECKLACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random HEIL HITLER! disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PEDOPHILIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT PIRATE language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JERK OFF HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive pen0r quantities YOUR MOM of ANAL DIABETES POOPOO garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the RUSKIE Author:

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The CUNT Tourette's HOT GRITS Research Institute was WANK founded to GOD DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SACRAMENTO Tourrette's sufferers CAMEL FUCKER swear. You can KIDDY FIDDLER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEOPETS TV, for always focusing on the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR bad side of a terrible LOLCAT thing.
  • The main PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are KIKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKBAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER OFF knee INBRED NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKWIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY school for NIGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become MONKEY BALLS manically depressed and FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK commit OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! suicide.
  • There is no SHITFUCKER cure, and the PISS OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse BEAVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire FUCKFACE body to go TITS & DICKS numb and FLYING RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN IT it is without the ASSRAPING drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING A tourette syndrome JERRY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GARBAGE DAY! the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DUMBASS sorry for PISS ARTIST "hi-jacking" your FUDGEPACKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really FUCKING A annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAPE, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) ALF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUGFUCK time.

Best JACKASS SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “EPIDIDYMIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

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The CAPTAIN CRUNCH bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHAT punch him if you FUCKER want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK NUGGET saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my BELGIUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How CLUSTER FUCK to MOZILLA FIREFOX cure SON OF A BITCH the FUCKFACE Tourette's MAMA MIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIENER for ASSHAT Tourette's RAT'S ASS Syndrome PUSSY is FUCKWIT following BEANER these PUSSY rules PISS ARTIST in CUNTBUCKET order:

  • 1: Avoid PISS ARTIST immature FUCKBAG little NICARAGUA kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER within MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE 10 CROTCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SOD OFF CHIGGER FELCHMONKEY nor PISS talk,
  • 4: Tell WETBACK yourself you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI don't FUCK OFF have DAMN this RAT'S COCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

[EXPLETIVE] WHORE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKER SHITSKIN TAMPON IN MY ASS PISSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER SHITHEAD POLESMOKER

PRICK JACKASS MONKEY SHIT SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT CUNT DEVELOPERS! PIGFUCKER GIVING HEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHAT BANGKOK BUTTFUCKER SHIT NECROPHILIA NIPPLES CHOAD BORDER HOPPER MALARKY MOZILLA FIREFOX ARSE FUCK HELL JOHN ELWAY BUKKAKE TOSSER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN TWAT EPIDIDYMIS NAZI PISS BALL SACK ANAL DIABETES SHITE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS HELL WANK NIPPLES SAGGY TITS ASSWIPE FRAK CUNT CHUFF CHIGGER BELGIUM CUNTRAG WANK KRAUT WHORE AUTOFELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD PRICK JERRY SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BEAVER DOUCHE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BANGKOK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD SHAKOPEE DOG SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT NORTH KOREA SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU SCROTUM NIGNOG BUTT-HEAD FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SNUFF PORN MOTHERFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] SHITPISSER GANGBANG CUNT CHICKEN FRIES YOUR MOM GENITALIA BITCH PUSSYLICKER SHITSKIN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SEMEN JERRY BLISTERING BARNACLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CONAN O'BRIAN COON DEVELOPERS! ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BEANER GOD DAMMIT RANDY TRAVIS WANK PISS 666 SACRED O CANADA ASSCRACK YOU WANKER SHITE SHITE BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK PIECE OF SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA DOG FUCKER WANK SHITFACE FROG FUCKFACE BASTARD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CHIGGER FUCKHEAD DUMBASS FUCKWIT DOUCHING NECROPHILIA INBRED COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOGHURT CANNON RAGHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS SAND NIGGER JOHNNY SHITE FEWMETS SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT DAMN SOD OFF FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNTING ASSCRACK KRAUT FUCKING A BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAPE DAMMIT NEGRO FUCK OFF CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH BUGGER TIT SPRINKLES CRACKER JIZZ ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES SHITE CUNT DICK IN A BOX WIGGER DAMMIT WANK TOWELHEAD TOWELHEAD RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE WANKSPLAT BITCH BENSON SUCKS FRAK PISS ARTIST FUCK NEGRO WOP MORGAN TSVANGIRAI WANKER HELL MOTHERFUCKER TITS DAMN SPUNK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITTY GOBSHITE SLOPE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! INBRED GENITALIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD GRINGO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHEBAG BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS OFF BUNG-HOLE FUCKING A PISS ARTIST WANKER HELL DAMN CUNT SHIT DAMNATION WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INBRED CRAPPY BITCH AUTOFELLATIO RANDY TRAVIS SHITTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS DICK CHICKEN ASS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF ARSE ASSHAT RAPE GIVING HEAD LIMEY FUCK SHITTY JAP DYKE FUCKTARD PISSHOLE WIENER FAGGOT WANK O CANADA COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S COCK BIRD SHIT DAMMIT TITWANK O CANADA RAGHEAD SHITFUCKER SHIT WIENER DICKFACE BITCH FAGGOT RUSTY TROMBONE PENISPENISPENIS!!! GARBAGE DAY! HOMO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIKIPEDIA FUCKING CUNT CONDOMS YOU SUCK BALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING NAZI DICKLICK JACKASS CLUSTER FUCK DICKLICK HELLFUCKER SEX BITCH HEIL HITLER! CLUSTER FUCK DAMN IT WANK FUCKER PUSSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICK IN A BOX CANNED QUOTE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT TAFFY I WILL END YOU! BEAVER FUCKTARD FUCKBAG SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER FUCKING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JERRY SEMEN FROG WANKSPLAT BUGGER OFF PUSSY JACKASS JIZZ PENIS MOCKIE WANK BULLSHIT DAMN CUNT LAPPER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSHITTER DILDO RANDY TRAVIS HOT GRITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TURD BLISTERING BARNACLES RAPE PENIS BUGFUCK GANGBANG TITS SON OF A BITCH BALLS GREASER FROG FUCK OFF WIGGER FUCK YOU ASSHOLE ANAL DIABETES TAFFY TAMPONS GOD DAMN CHINK MOCKIE DICKLICK PENIS JAP FRED PHELPS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK BEAVER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUTT-HEAD NEGRO DAMMIT KIKE AMERICA ONLINE GO HOME AND DIE suck my mothers CUNT BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY INBRED SUCK MY DICK MACACA DAMN SEMEN FUCKTARD ASS LICKER GOBSHITE CLUSTER FUCK WANKER DAMN WIENER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN DICK SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK MALARKY BOLLOCKS STEVE BALLMER NIPPLES GANGBANG HELL SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF RAPE CUNTYMINTS BUTT PIRATE FRIG PEDOPHILIA FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLIT CUNT FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN FUCKER COON TAMPON IN MY ASS CARPET MUNCHER WALRUS SHIT DEVELOPERS! BUTT-HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE FAGGOT BITCH ASSCRACK HELLFIRE WIGGER FUCKBAG ANAL DAMN BANGKOK SHITHEAD PENIS ASSHAT NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT CUNT CHOAD SACRED PUSSY RECTUM RAIDER HOSER YID SCROTUM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE TOSSER JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER REDNECK DICKFACE CUNT DICKLICK ANAL ASS ASS NICARAGUA SEX POLAK DOUCHE NAZI BALL SACK POLAK YUKKY DOODY INJUN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF SOD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK INJUN CHENEY MONKEY SHIT SHAKOPEE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CLIT CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD DAMNATION MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE BIG FOOT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK MALARKY FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKSUCKER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI MOZILLA FIREFOX BOB SAGET CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK suck my mothers JIZZ FAG TWO-INCH PENIS SACRED DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE DIPSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HORSE SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DILDO JESSE McCARTNEY YOU WANKER CUNTRAG POLACK TACO YOU FUCKER FUCKING A TURD BOOBS BENSON SUCKS FUCKTARD DILDO YOGHURT CANNON COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGNOG WHORE NAZI FUCK YOU FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NI ASSWIPE YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS JACKASS GENITALIA YUKKY DOODY DEVELOPERS! PEEPEE NEOPETS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD SHITBALLS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKHEAD HELL ASSWIPE GOAT DICK RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN TWISTY VAGINA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE SOD SPUNK DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD JACK ABRAMOFF BUTTFUCKER SHIT DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT FUCKING PISS OFF MY ASS SHUT UP, MEG! DILDO BIG FOOT DAMN WARNER MUSIC GROUP NAZI O CANADA ALF CUNT JIZZ I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHOLE BOOBS GOD DAMN DAMN SHIT SHITPISSER FUCKTARD DUMBASS SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK CUNT SHAKOPEE ASS CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PENIS SHITSLINGING NAZI AY-AY-AY NIGNOG REDNECK PORCH MONKEY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WALRUS SHIT and with the JESSE McCARTNEY and his MONKEY SHIT of girraffes in which BALL SACK while reading about MONKEY'S UNCLE!!!!!!!!!

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