Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a HOLY DUMB FUCK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ORGASM neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT CRAPPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MASTURBATION, sudden BUGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOCKIE or SHITCOCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RECTUM RAIDER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITCUNTING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GANGBANG PISSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HITLER utterFUCKance of socially WOP objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITCOCK television programs to address FELCHMONKEY Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is VAGINA not to be FROG confused with PISSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JAP chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRACKER random MILF disorientation, culturally-ANUSCAKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DILDO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BALLS language, KAFFIR and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHAT YOU WANKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities POWERSHIT of ANAL DIABETES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A EXTRA LONG PENIS Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:

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The URINE-GARGLING Tourette's VAGINA Research Institute was FLYING FUCK founded to COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SOD OFF article P'KANG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and REDSKIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAPPY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GOD DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers COON swear. You can COON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITSLINGING TV, for always focusing on the PIG bad side of a terrible ANAL DIABETES thing.
  • The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT CRAPPER knee FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at KIKE school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SLOPE sufferers to become INBRED manically depressed and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS commit DONKEY DICK suicide.
  • There is no NIGNOG cure, and the TURD drugs that are available to, "calm" the PORCH MONKEY tics often have adverse BUKKAKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHENEY perodol" which caused my entire FUCKFACE body to go P'KANG numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than HORSE SHIT it is without the FROG'S FAT ASS drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RECTUM RAIDER the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "PEARL NECKLACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU sorry for SLOPE "hi-jacking" your PORCUPINE'S BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITFUCKER this that really CANNED QUOTE annoys me. I am working towards a LAKE TITICACA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ANAL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a YOU WANKER horrible disorder is (not) CHOAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT time.

Best DONKEY PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIPPLES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are KENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. SHITSLINGING Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

Mr. janitor

The GOATSE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING A punch him if you WETBACK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIENER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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How RAT'S ASS to HENTAI cure BOLLOCKS the INBRED Tourette's SEX Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BEAVER for FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's FUCKBAG Syndrome BASTARD is ANAL DIABETES following CUNTYMINTS these SHITFUCKER rules WOMEN'S RIGHTS in POOPOO order:

  • 1: Avoid HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS immature BLISTERING BARNACLES little CHOAD kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKBAG within SPIC 10 NAZIseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SEX BLOWJOB PIG nor BONER talk,
  • 4: Tell NICARAGUA yourself you FLYING FUCK don't SCROTUM have FUCKSTAIN this CUNT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFACE WITH NASTY DUNE COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GRINGO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SPUNK RANDY TRAVIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! TRANNY AUTOFELLATIO CUNT BASTARD FEMADOM

CLIT DICKHEAD FUCK HOSER SOD BLOWJOB WINDOWS VISTA COCKSTUFFER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS FUCKWIT POLESMOKER FOUR-EYES BITCH AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PISSHOLE JACKASS SHIT ANUSCAKE OH SHI– WANK FUCK NEOPETS ASSBANDIT POWERSHIT SHAKOPEE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT ASSCRACK MICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS KRAUT YOU WANKER BULLSHIT BALLS HO HITLER RONNIE CORBETT NIGGER FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS OFF REDSKIN GANGBANG CLUSTER FUCK SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY DOG FUCKER GOAT DICK PISS SHITHEAD BITCH AUTOFELLATIO JUSTIN BIEBER JENKEM PUNANI FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT NICARAGUA DUMBASS CUNT LAPPER WANK BULLCRAP DAMN FUCKWIT DOG FUCKER ASSHOLE FIST FUCK TANK MAN SHITE SHIT MONKEY BALLS DIPSHIT DONKEY DICK GRINGO DICKFACE TWISTY VAGINA BEANER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM [Insert silly non-swear here] BULLSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS OFF FLYING FUCK GOAT DICK SHITBALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT TAFFY NI SHIT SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER MOCKIE GOD DAMN PISS DIPSHIT ASSRAPING SEMEN WILLY WONKA SHITTY BASTARD ASSHAT REBECCA BLACK JIGGABOO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRAPFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY WANKER BULLSHIT BASTARD SPIC BALLS MR WINKLER IS GAY SAGGY TITS SAND NIGGER HELL COCK SHITE BUTTFUCKER LIMEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS HELL [Insert yet another person's name here] RECTUM RAIDER SHITBALLS ARSE TWAT GOOK BUGGER OFF BOB SAGET COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS TACO PISS OFF PENIS SHITFUCKER BITCH FUCK HELL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD BUGGER OFF TRANNY CRAP ON A STICK PRICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU TANK MAN SPUNK SHITBALLS TRANNY PORCH MONKEY DOG FUCKER ARSEBADGERS FLYING FUCK FUCK ASSFACE POMMIE JIZZ FUCK GOD DAMMIT TWAT ASS FAGGOT RAT'S COCK NAZI HELL DAMN IT FUCKTARD FUCKER BASTARD QUEEF BALL SACK SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER BLUMPKIN CLIT ASSCRACK GRAPE PENIS ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT LIMEY SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN SCROTUM POMMIE PECKERHEAD CLUSTER FUCK LAKE TITICACA POOPY SEX DIPSHIT COON REDNECK COON BONG SOD TACO HOMO BUTT-HEAD SHITE BEAVER GOBSHITE ASSCRACK CUNT PENIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE DAMN NECROPHILIA WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING A HOMO BANGKOK TITTIES CUNT TITS & DICKS BITCH PIG TIT DIRT BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT SOD FLYING FUCK SPRINKLES MASTURBATION FUCKER HONKY SHITTY CLEMEN DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER BLOWJOB FENCE JUMPER WANK SCUMBUCKET JERK OFF TITS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PUSSY FELLATIO AMERICA ONLINE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING DOG FUCKER TWAT ASS SUCK MY COCK SHITSLINGING NIPPLES SHIT DIPSHIT EARS OF CHRIST FUCKER DAGO ASS BITCH DICKHEAD BULLSHIT POLESMOKER SPUNK MASTURBATION SHAKOPEE ARSE BELGIUM DAMMIT GIVING HEAD VAGINA BASTARD WANK POLESMOKER BUKKAKE CUNT FEWMETS RECTUM RAIDER WIENER REBECCA BLACK BALLS CRACKER SUCK MY COCK BOOBS GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD FUCK SHITFUCKER PECKERHEAD HELL VAGINA DAMN IT URINE-GARGLING COCKSHITTER CUNT ANUSCAKE BATHING SUIT AREA INBRED ASSHOLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITS & DICKS CUNT POLACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [Insert stupid word you just made up here] O CANADA FUCKHEAD CHIGGER 666 PISS ARTIST I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS PISS GOD DAMMIT MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT ASS SUGARTITS O CANADA RAPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BONER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO O KURWA! TAMPONS BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY JENKEM PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD BOOBS JACKASS RAT'S COCK NORTH KOREA SPUNK CC PLZ DIPSHIT ASSFACE [expletive deleted] WIGGER JERRY FRITZ WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FLYING FUCK DILDO CLIT GOD DAMMIT OH SHI– FLYING RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FRIG TOTAL RAPE HELLFIRE FOUR-EYES GRINGO MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE GOBSHITE SHITBALLS ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITS SHIT DICKFACE DAMMIT DUMBASS BELLEND BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON SOAPY TITWANK TENTACLE RAPE INBRED I AM CORNHOLIO! COCKSMOKER WOP CLEMEN COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER JENKEM I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE BELLEND DAMN FENCE JUMPER SHIT TIMBER NIGGER BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DONGSHOVER ORGASM GRINGO CROTCH MOCKIE REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMMIT STRAWBERRY ASS PECKERHEAD ASS FASCIST POO POO BLOWJOB FIRECROTCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITCUNTING ARSE BEAVER JUSTIN BIEBER PUSSY FUCKTARD DICKLICK BUGGER OFF HORSE PENIS FUCK OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES QUEEF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JAP BONER ASSHOLE SHITE WILLY WONKA THIS IS SPARTA! MONKEY SHIT DAMN ORGASM ASSFACE DAMMIT SCROTUM SCUMBAG DELICIOUS CAKE CUNTYMINTS HITLER PISS SOD FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FUCKING A DAMN FUCK NUGGET WOP CAMEL FUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFACE ASSFACE SEX BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE FUCK [EXPLETIVE] THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BONER CRAP MILF ASSFACE HO DAMNATION SUCK MY COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES BLOWJOB SHITSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ PUSSY PRICK FUCKER LOLCAT FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK SHITE BUKKAKE GANGBANG ALEX TREBEK LAKE TITICACA CHICKEN SHIT JIZZ FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE SHIT ASSHAT FUCKWIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POMMIE RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN BITCH POLACK FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO DIPSHIT CHINK BALL SACK FELLATIO PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT VAGINA SHAKOPEE BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS ARTIST RAGHEAD SEX NORTH KOREA MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER KIKE COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BELLEND pen0r ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT DICKLICK SLOPE RAT'S COCK BUTT-HOLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HOMO BITCH EPIDIDYMIS GOBSHITE BOOBIES SHITCOCK YOGHURT CANNON I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE BONER ASS FELCHING SOD OFF DICKLICK BALL SACK NIPPLES DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SEX FUCKING CUNT ASSRAPING JACK ABRAMOFF COMMUNIST DILDO FELCHMONKEY FUCK BUTT PIRATE TOSSER SHITTY SOD HOSER CUNT SHITFUCKER O KURWA! TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKWIT CUNT GYPSY DICKWAD TRANNY ASSCRACK VAGINA WANK DOG SHIT FUCK BITCH CLIT FUCKTARD SUITCASE PENIS SEX HONKY JAP FUCKFACE TWO-INCH PENIS JERRY EARS OF CHRIST DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN SPUNK DICK IN A BOX PENIS ON A BUN NIGGER JACK OFF DAMN WANK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT ASSHAT FUCKHEAD FEWMETS NEGRO CLIT PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOU WANKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INBRED and with the I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE and his BALL SACK of girraffes in which BULLSHIT while reading about AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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