Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AY-AY-AY neurochemical FUCK disorder NECROPHILIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WEHATEMARIO, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLYING RAT'S ASS or BELGIUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUTTFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WETBACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELLATIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSMOKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK PEDOPHILIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HORSE SHIT television programs to address TITMOUSE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be BIG FOOT confused with SCROTUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random BATMAN & ROBIN disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING A language, TOURETTE'S IS FUN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKFACE FIST FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive CLUSTER FUCK quantities DAMNED TABERNACLE of ANAL DIABETES FUCKFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the ASSWIPE Author:

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The DOUCHING Tourette's RAPE Research Institute was RAPE founded to JOHNNY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTT PIRATE article BOYCOTT VIACOM! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOATSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHINK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSTUFFER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BLOWJOB Tourrette's sufferers WANKER swear. You can ASSHOLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the CHOAD bad side of a terrible CONDOMS thing.
  • The main MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BATHING SUIT AREA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WHORE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTER FUCK knee WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JOHN SMILEY FACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for SPICY CUNT FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KAFFIR sufferers to become DOUCHE manically depressed and JACK ABRAMOFF commit FUCK suicide.
  • There is no TITS cure, and the POOPOO drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS & DICKS tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUGARTITS perodol" which caused my entire I WILL KILL YOU! body to go NIGGER TITS numb and PISSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DYKE it is without the GRUE RAPE drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome CHICKEN SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOU WANKER the JACK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your FROG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN this that really BELLEND annoys me. I am working towards a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FU SPANG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUGGER OFF, and making fun of a FUCKFACE horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS time.

Best POMMIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “STEVE BALLMER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an CULT OF THE DEAD COW effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. HENTAI Regards to Andrew WOP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

Mr. janitor

The TURD bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you SHITCUNTING want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BASTARD saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my CHUFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CLUSTER FUCK to [expletive deleted] cure PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM the SHITSLINGING Tourette's BLISTERING BARNACLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCUMBAG for PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! Tourette's GOOK Syndrome NECROPHILIA is REDSKIN following PISS these SOD OFF rules FUCKING A in FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS order:

  • 1: Avoid ASSCRACK immature BENSON SUCKS little ASSHAT kids,
  • 2: Count to HORSE SHIT within COCK 10 suck my mothersseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING I WILL END YOU! nor DYKE talk,
  • 4: Tell MOTHERFUCKER yourself you SHITFACE don't JUNGLE BUNNY have CUNTRAG this I'LL RAPE YOU disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CROTCH WITH NASTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

FUCK A DUCK BITCH JAP SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE MOTHERFUCKER INBRED TENTACLE RAPE SEMEN

GOAT DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TOSSER FUCKING FELCHING BITCH MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT CUNT DICKHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! DARTH VADER DONKEY DICK SON OF A BITCH BLOWJOB FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA DICK IN A BOX TWAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SCROTUM TITTYWANK JACK OFF FUCKING A WINDOWS VISTA FUCKHEAD BUGGER WOODPECKERSHIT BUGFUCK ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY SHIT TOWELHEAD BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF PEEPEE AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT DICKFACE DIPSHIT FUCKFACE SCROTUM CLIT ARSE SHITCOCK FUCKTARD COCK NORTH KOREA SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK PISS PISS OFF CLEMEN CLUSTER FUCK WIENER MONKEY SHIT YUKKY DOODY TWAT CUNT BEANER NAZI TOSSER FELCHMONKEY JACK OFF SHITBALLS DICK DONKEY PUNCHER NEGRO ASSHAT BANGKOK CUNT CRAPPER BITCH BULLCRAP ASS CHICKEN FRIES NIGGER MOCKIE FOUR-EYES FLYING FUCK REDNECK CUNTSWILLING BITCH TWAT CUNT WANK DICKLICK P'KANG PISS ARTIST HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT HONKY WANK EMO DAMN ASSBANDIT LAKE TITICACA FUCKER SUCK MY COCK DAMN IT ASSWIPE HELL FUCKWIT PIG FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNTYMINTS RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT FAG HELLFIRE ASSHOLE HELL SHITSKIN FUCKTARD SHITE CUNT CUM HENTAI LOGJAMMER SHITTY BUGGER ANUSCAKE GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE SHITTY PUSSY DYKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI SPIC PAKI PENIS SHIT DOG SHIT FASHION BUG DOUCHE ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY TACO DUNE COON WANKSPLAT FRITZ BITCH DOG SHIT TACO DIPSHIT CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT BULLCRAP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM BELLEND INCEST NI LIMEY ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN POO POO BLOWJOB BULLSHIT SHIT THONG TASTER INJUN PISS SUITCASE PENIS CUM WANK FUDGEPACKER CHENEY FRIG FIRECROTCH JIGGABOO RANDY TRAVIS SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL DAGO WEHATEMARIO WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS ARTIST BLISTERING BARNACLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBIES DAMN IT RANDY TRAVIS DONKEY DICK DICK BITCH INJUN JESSE McCARTNEY BASTARD SCROTUM ASS DOUCHEBAG STEVE BALLMER PEDOPHILIA ARSE SHIT ALEX TREBEK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMMIT DAMMIT CUNT BUTTFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE PENIS PENIS PISS OFF SHIT DAMN FUCKHEAD HADJI FRENCH TICKLER FUCK NEGRO SHITFACE BULLSHIT BOB SAGET YOU WANKER GOD DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS CHIGGER WANK HELL WANKSPLAT PENIS ON A STICK WEHATEMARIO AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY GO HOME AND DIE PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU CUNTSWILLING CRAP ON A STICK TAMPON IN MY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POMMIE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH ASS DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LET'S SHIT PAKI COCKSMOKER BITCH DIPSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DILDO BUTT-HEAD SHITTY HOT GRITS CHENEY RAT'S COCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BRITNEY AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BALLS WOP CROTCH TOWELHEAD WEHATEMARIO MOTHERFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX RICK MORANIS DUMBASS DIPSHIT FUCK YOU RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHEBAG WIENER ASSCRACK EAT MY SHIT! TWAT CUNT HELL DICKWAD WHORE TITS FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA TOSSER PISS OFF MY ASS HENTAI BIRD IN THE HOUSE DONKEY DICK ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE SHITCUNTING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACKASS SUCK A BIG DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT RAGHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST CUNT DICK CHICKEN ASS RICK MORANIS FRED PHELPS HELLFIRE NEGRO ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS ARTIST HORSE PENIS DILDO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT JESSE McCARTNEY BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! KIKE DUMBASS NICARAGUA RAT'S COCK BANGKOK FOUR-EYES DIPSHIT KIKE POISON IN BABY FORMULA PIGFUCKER suck my mothers DYKE CUM SHITPISSER SHITPISSER FUCKWIT ASSHAT CRACKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES QUEEF DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKTARD HELL BIRD SHIT CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRENCH TICKLER DAMMIT INBRED RAPE FUCKER BULLSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK DICK CHICKEN FAG CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS ALEX TREBEK PIG GENITALIA SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING JUMP! GREASER BONER BATHING SUIT AREA BUKKAKE POLAK FUCKING COCKSHITTER JOHNNY TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNNILINGUS DICKWAD ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MARCH OF FLAMES NIGNOG HELLFUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! WANK FLYING FUCK RAGHEAD DICK P'KANG CAMEL FUCKER DAMN IT BITCH SHIT CUNT DAMNED TABERNACLE DAMN WETBACK PISS ARTIST PECKERHEAD JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER JIZZ MARY WHITEHOUSE BOOBIES ASS FOUR-EYES MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS FASCIST JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK CROTCH DICKHEAD BITCH FUCK FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE DAGO DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JIZZ FUCKING A PISS BUTTFUCKER DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITE BASTARD CRACKER PEEPEE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS JAP EXTRA LONG PENIS HITLER EPIDIDYMIS DOUCHE KAFFIR FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD BLESS AMERICA and with the BALLS and his TRANNY of girraffes in which HOT GRITS while reading about LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See HORSE SHIT also

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