Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat.”
~ George Carlin on this article
“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”
~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FASHION BUG neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MALL SANTA, sudden SACRAMENTO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JUSTIN BIEBER or DAMNATION vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTING ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIPPLES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOATSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITTYWANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSWIPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD utterFUCKance of socially BUGGER OFF objectionable words).

Cookie Monster Bert

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's syndrome.

JACK OFF Tourette's is SHIT not to be MOCKIE confused with TWISTY VAGINA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POLACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOGHURT CANNON random FUCK NUGGET disorientation, culturally-FAGGOT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DYKE language, FELLATIO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE VAGINA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SONNY BILL WILLIAMS souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities SAGGY TITS of ANAL DIABETES FEMADOM garbage.

Darnit.

A MALARKY Polite Note to the DIRTY SANCHEZ Author:

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The FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was STUDENT MOVEMENT founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKBAG article MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SOD OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GRINGO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourrette's sufferers SHITTING DICK NIPPLES swear. You can DICKFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible FU SPANG thing.
  • The main DOG FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLEMEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DILDO knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is WARNER MUSIC GROUP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOODPECKERSHIT school for FAGGOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FELLATIO sufferers to become BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! manically depressed and SHITE commit DAMN suicide.
  • There is no PISS cure, and the I'LL RAPE YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the COON tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! body to go BASTARD numb and DICKLICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the SON OF A BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING A the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTT PIRATE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for HOSER "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MAMA MIA this that really ANUSCAKE annoys me. I am working towards a CLIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HENTAI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WHITE PEOPLE, and making fun of a BUTTFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SOD time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew SHOOP DA WHOOP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

Mr. janitor

The PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can WHITE PEOPLE punch him if you SPUNK want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSWIPE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SHITBALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

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I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How NIGGER to MOTHERFUCKER cure CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the COCKGOBLIN Tourette's CHUFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMMIT for CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome ASSFACE is FELLATIO following JACKASS these CUNTYMINTS rules BITCH in ASSRAMMER order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK NUGGET immature TRANNY little BASTARD kids,
  • 2: Count to FAG within TITWANK 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your I WILL KILL YOU! SPICY CUNT FUCK FRED PHELPS nor FUCKHEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you WALRUS SHIT don't GOBSHITE have BUGFUCK this DUMBASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DARTH VADER WITH NASTY DAMN IT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A DAGO SHITTY GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING ASS CUNT GOBSHITE

FUCKFACE FUCK OFF BASTARD FUCK BUNG-HOLE WANK NIPPLES EDITABLE DYK ASSCRACK COCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK OFF JESSE McCARTNEY STEVE BALLMER ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JERRY BUGFUCK SCUMBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BULLSHIT SMEG ASS ASS HELL SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS DAMN IT FUCK SHIT FUCKING SHIT CUNT FUCK YOU GOOK VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHIT PRICK JIZZ SEX P'KANG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK SOD OFF NIGNOG WIENER BEAVER JAP ASS NEGRO PISS OFF WINDOWS VISTA DOUCHE DAMN BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK SHITE ASS COCKGOBLIN BUGGER LET'S SHIT POLACK DONKEY DICK PRICK DUNE COON DICKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER WANK BULLSHIT TITTYWANK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT WANK SHITTY SPANK THE MONKEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITSKIN FUCKING ASSHOLE BUGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE CUNT HELL FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CC PLZ PEDOPHILIA POWERSHIT HELL JAP BRUSH MA TEETH I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS DAMN GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PRICK FUCKFUCKFUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHAT FUDGEPACKER HELLFUCKER PISS OFF DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING CUNT BUTT PIRATE BEAVER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK SMEG FUCKER WIENER DOG SHIT DAMN PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS BIGNOSE DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD ASSWIPE CUNTRAG I WILL KILL YOU! CRAPPY PENISPENISPENIS!!! THONG TASTER BORDER HOPPER NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER SPIC BITCH BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU SNUFF PORN FALSE BENSON MONKEY SHIT HO NAZI CHICKEN FRIES DICKFACE CUNTRAG ASSHAT CHOAD WANK DONKEY DICK TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHING ASSWIPE JACK ABRAMOFF BASTARD CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTSWILLING SHITHEAD D'OH BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD NICARAGUA EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTT PIRATE ART METAL PRODUCTS STUDENT MOVEMENT WIENER FELLATIO DUNE COON FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN KRAUT PENISBIRD MAMA MIA GANGBANG ALF ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHENEY FUCK NUGGET MASTURBATION ORGASM HOSER DAMN BASTARD WETBACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKHEAD FUCK ARSE JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK ASSWIPE CHIGGER CLEMEN PISSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL SHITE CHOAD PISS HELL PISS POLACK FUCKING NI OSTRICH MY ASS WANKER DICK CHICKEN DAMNATION SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT DONGSHOVER SPANK THE MONKEY DOG FUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BALLS CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON AY-AY-AY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WHORE SHITE FUCKHEAD JACKASS CUNT ASSCRACK ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK SOD CAMEL JOCKEY SEMEN BOLLOCKS INBRED HELL CUNT DUMBASS THONG TASTER FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT TWAT ARSE FUCK PISS OFF SCUMBAG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MOCKIE DONKEY PUNCHER ASS POMMIE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BITCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PIGFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAGHEAD CONDOMS GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT ORGASM NIGGER DOUCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS SUCK A BIG DICK HELL HOMO SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HOT GRITS OH SHI– TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING ASS TURD BASEBALL INJUN RAT'S COCK ARSE COCKSHITTER BALLS PUSSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK ASSHAT PISS ARTIST REDSKIN FUCKFACE TUBA FUCKTARD HOMO DOT HEAD FELLATIO VAGINA PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS REDNECK SHITFUCKER RAPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHOLE SOD OFF FUCKFACE ASS LICKER HELL NIPPLES DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRAPMUNCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE BASEBALL NIGGER TITS CRACKER DIPSHIT ASSHAT PISS OFF MY ASS BEAVER CUNT QUEEF SHIT SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CUNT LOGJAMMER PENIS WANK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BONER FRENCH TICKLER MAMA MIA YOU WANKER BITCH AUTOFELLATIO POLESMOKER NIGGER WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT ABO YID BITCH HELL PISS OFF ORGASM HAIL SATAN! SHIT DONKEY DICK SPIC P'KANG ORGASM ANUSCAKE PIG ORGASM DICKHEAD PIGFUCKER ASSFACE TAMPONS MACACA HELL DICKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER BOOBIES BONER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFUCKER WOP SUCK MY DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS LAKE TITICACA SUITCASE PENIS CUNT GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER CHINK SEMEN CUM AUTOFELLATIO KNOBJOCKEY KRAUT TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INJUN SHITFACE DYKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT CUNT GANGBANG BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD ARSE ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO DUNE COON I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK FUCKSTAIN ASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! INCEST FUCKHEAD BITCH PEARL NECKLACE TWAT GREASER HELL NEGRO BITCH BUGFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF PENISBIRD EXTRA LONG PENIS BASEBALL ASS DAGO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSCRACK EDITABLE DYK FAG BONER FUCK FUCK BENSON SUCKS MILF DUMBASS TITMOUSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS DIPSHIT VAGINA RAPE GOD DAMMIT QUEEF DAMN LET'S SHIT CHRISTHUMPER BLUE PENIS! ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST BUGGER JACKASS WOP I WILL END YOU! RUSTY TROMBONE DUNE COON WALRUS SHIT SHITSKIN PUNANI SEMEN PISS OFF SHITFUCKER ASS SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD DICK LET'S SHIT SHITE RECTUM RAIDER FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK CUNT ASSCRACK POLACK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS NIGGER CUNT DAMN CHOAD WALRUS SHIT TITS SEMEN MONKEY'S UNCLE LAKE TITICACA OSTRICH MY ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK TWAT CHICKEN SHIT ARSE SHITTY TAMPONS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE ASS SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GIVING HEAD POO POO BLOWJOB COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHIT WIGGER ASS FROG DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT PISS BITCH BASTARD GOD DAMN SCROTUM SEX FRAK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FLYING FUCK PENIS ON A BUN FUCKWIT FUCK YOU INCEST DICKLICK WOODPECKERSHIT DOT HEAD JAP DAMMIT CROTCH WIENER DAMN STUDENT MOVEMENT WIENER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM CLUSTER FUCK HOSER FLYING FUCK JAP FROG'S FAT ASS WHORE SEX PIG PEDOPHILIA HELL FAGGOT BIGNOSE BULLSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS TWAT MOCKIE KIKE PORCH MONKEY DAMN EPIDIDYMIS GRINGO DICK CUNT MARY WHITEHOUSE WANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKLICK FUCK OFF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRAK ASSFACE PAKI SHITHEAD DICK FUCKING JUMP! YID WIGGER BOB SAGET MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELCHING HELL RAPE ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT RAPE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD WILLY WONKA NEGRO LENS CRAFTERS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PUSSY and with the FUCK and his BEANER of girraffes in which BUTT-HEAD while reading about FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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