Mother

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For your mother, see Your mom

[edit] Mother (Insect Creator)

A mother is a person who creates moths for a living, much like how a Tom Sawyer invents soy sauces for a living. Most professional mothers are often sour-looking, naggy, middle-aged and fat - as they lead a stressful life competing in the flying-insect market with the ever popular butterflyers, the blood-sucking mosquitoers and the backstabbing horneters.

Mothers are also well known for their unfortunate habit of dispensing unnecessary advice on any given topic due to an allergy to people under the age of 30. Thus, the government has enacted the "Beware-of-Mother Act of 2005" to protect this workforce as their union threatened them with more advice.

[edit] Mother (of Teens)

The mother of teens is constantly rebuking attempts at argument. The offspring is disposed to picking on the finer points of any proposition put forth by the mother. When the mother says why don't you take your coat honey, the teen might turn this into an existential argument. (why are you calling me honey all the time, or the ever popular, maybe I don't wanna. The mother goes grey during the period in which her children are teens. The Mother is famous for getting out baby photos of her young, when girl/boyfriends come over to there house

[edit] Mother (Disease)

Mother is also a disease that women get in pregnancies. It is a virus that settles in the vagina area and then heads for the brain and causes damage that can't be repaired unless the other irritating virus called "child" is eliminated . The symptoms are a huge desire to control their children and force them to do ridiculous things and feel guilty in all of their behaviours that shows signs of fun.

[edit] Mother (Energy Drink)

Mother, the energy drink. tastes like...liquid candy. terrible tv commercials. stylish promotion. comes in bottles and cans, aluminium. bottles and cans not edible/not part of the energy drink.

[edit] A more informed opinion of Mother

The energy drink known as Mother is not dissimilar in taste to regurgitated orange juice. It thinks it is grown up, and thinks it can hang with the cool energy drinks.If you drink this then actors dressed as brides will not chase after you. Unfortunately, it just makes a huge penis of itself and fails miserably in the process. DO NOT drink mother as it will induce both insanity and regurgitation of the spleen.

[edit] Mother (Expletive)

Mother can also be the short-form of M*therfucker. For more details, see the article on Mother Fucker.

[edit] Mother (Game)

Before Pokemon existed, There was a game that was the best game ever made, but Pokemon stole all the fame by making a monster-with-power ripoff. What's left is only Lucas and Ness from the game Super Smash Bros. The game was called 'Mother'. Pretty surprising, huh?