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Morshu is a fat shopkeeper in Goronu, known for selling only three things, lamp oil, rope and bombs. He is unable to give credit, not even to Link, his most frequent customer. He has a tendency to say MMM a lot, which tends to annoy his customers quite a bit. Unfortunately, he is the only shopkeeper in Koridai, meaning people who live there have no choice but to buy from his shop and endure his horrible prices.
His archenemy is Ushrom, a fellow shopkeeper in Gamelon who surprisingly sells the exact same items to Zelda, who buys from his shop quite frequently.