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Try not to upset Zelda by mentioning 'a whole month gone'.
Morshu is a shopkeeper in Goronu, known for selling only three things, lamp oil, rope and bombs. He is unable to give credit, not even to Link, his most frequent customer. He has a tendency to say the letter M.