Morshu

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Morshu is a fat shopkeeper in Goronu, known for selling only three things, lamp oil, rope and bombs in exchange for certain amounts of rupees. He is unable to give credit, not even to Link, his most frequent customer. He has a tendency to say MMM a lot, which tends to annoy his customers quite a bit. Unfortunately, he is the only shopkeeper in Koridai, meaning people who live there have no choice but to buy from his shop and endure his horrible prices.
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Morshu is an obese shopkeeper in Goronu, known for selling only three things, lamp oil, rope and bombs in exchange for certain amounts of rupees. He is unable to give credit, not even to Link, his most frequent customer. He has a tendency to say MMM a lot, which tends to annoy his customers quite a bit. Unfortunately, he is the only shopkeeper in Koridai, meaning people who live there have no choice but to buy from his shop and endure his horrible prices.
   
 
His archenemy is Ushrom, a fellow shopkeeper in Gamelon who surprisingly sells the exact same items to Zelda, who buys from his shop quite frequently.
 
His archenemy is Ushrom, a fellow shopkeeper in Gamelon who surprisingly sells the exact same items to Zelda, who buys from his shop quite frequently.
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He will kill anyone who tries to shoplift from him using a shotgun.
   
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==

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Morshu is an obese shopkeeper in Goronu, known for selling only three things, lamp oil, rope and bombs in exchange for certain amounts of rupees. He is unable to give credit, not even to Link, his most frequent customer. He has a tendency to say MMM a lot, which tends to annoy his customers quite a bit. Unfortunately, he is the only shopkeeper in Koridai, meaning people who live there have no choice but to buy from his shop and endure his horrible prices.

His archenemy is Ushrom, a fellow shopkeeper in Gamelon who surprisingly sells the exact same items to Zelda, who buys from his shop quite frequently.


Morshu

You want it?

He will kill anyone who tries to shoplift from him using a shotgun.

See Also

Hyrule

The King

Link

Zelda

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