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For Mordildos 1.0 see here

Did you ever have the feeling that you're in the most beautiful dream and you never want to wake up?.

Well you were wrong. Wake up you idiot! .



Mologo


Mossad

A secret agent of the Mossad. Thank you Severian for blowing up my cover!

Welcome to the Zionist Militia of Mordildos

People's Front of Judea tag
Six Million Dollar Man
This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.
Sophia-the-spider

This user is a honourific member
of the UnHoly Sisterhood.
He worships Sophia
and so should you, <insert name here>.

Sophia-Loren

This user is a spoiled
Mummy's little darling.
Observe their cuddliness.


Attention Recruits: As the new members of the Zionist militia you must keep three no FOUR things in mind:

  1. Always shoot first and ask questions later.
  2. Better still, shoot a high caliber weapon so you won't need to ask questions later.
  3. Heavy artillery is only to be used in cases of extreme need.
  4. Military style fatigues does not necessary make you look thinner.

NOW THROW THY HOLY HAND GRENADE!







Random Procrastinations


Pull down yer sleeves. This is how you do things.


Absent Minded Musings


Oral Exercises




Badges

Jew This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain








And Now, from your Middle Eastern reporter:

Unwar-mideast


Yer Olde Vanity Cabinet

GUN
Grand Cross of the Order


Uncyclopedian Uncyclopedian of the Year 2008
Writer of the month Writer of the Month March 2008
Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2006
BePrepared Triangle of the Month February 2008
Unbooks mousepad UnBooks Author of the Month May 2007

Goldstein award E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

December 2010


Goldstein award E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

February 2009


Goldstein award E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

February 2007


MicrophoneBadge Article Narrator of the Month May 2007
AdminBadge New Bitch Of the Month, December 2007

Mhailleaward
Mhaille's Excellence Award, April 2008




















Would you like to know more?

Cleaned after some messy recruits

Nefarious Plans Still Being Worked Upon

Lebanese War | Armed Commercials | Rashōmon | EULA | World Domination Project | HowTo:Write A Song(rw) | Turing Test | Oy Vey! | Englishmen in New York

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”
~ 88.154.88.187 on Mordildos' anti-semitic humor


“fuck off mordiildo you noob”
~ 212.219.142.161 on Mordildos' apparent noobines


“FUCK OFF BIGNOSED ZIONIST CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ Gootmate on associating Zionism with feminine attributes


“I HATE JEWS!”
~ Kiewzhenyi on Originality


“Mordildos (the uncyclopedian admin wannabe noob pwnd by international rescue operative 'UNKNOWN') is a Fascist who does not respect the imaginative contributors to uncyclopedia without prior bribing and/or blackmailing. Also, the aforementioned Mordildos, is a powercrazed Fascist and degenerate, and could not prevent a single horde of incestuous squirrels from edit warring in his countryside”
~ 91.84.15.30 on Power hunger


“FUCK YOU MORDILDOS WITH YOUR FUCKY FUCK FUCK ATTITUTE AND YOUR SHITTY SHIT SHIT DEMOCROCY, YOU KNOW, IF I WERE HIM I WOULD KILL HIM WITH A FUCKING GUN IMMEDIATELY AND EAT HIS FUCKING BRAINS, IF MORDILDOS WERE SO SMART WHY DOESN'T HE PUSH HIS FUCKING PENIS UP HIS ASS AND EATS IT, MODILLO ISN'T COOL. I HOPE SOMEONE FINDS HIS ADDRESS AND COMES TO KILL YOU. HOPE YOU DIE!!!”
~ 200.88.114.166 on the boundaries of capitalization


“Thanks for blocking me... you are a big dick”
~ NXWave on Mordildos' sexual attributes


“mordildos liek to suk on menz penisezz, itz a proven fact'”
~ 87.69.0.142 on why male genitalia beats lollypops on each category


“i agree with these guys!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^”
~ 125.237.206.135 on importance of consensus


“Mordildos is a fucking idiot who seems to find blocking people fun. He obviously feels powerful when he does this. Really he is just a little boy sitting at home spending the rest of his time wanking off to soft porn. Fuck you.”
~ Connie the Commie on hobbies and extra curriculum activities


“your sense of humor seems a bit lacking. upon review of your contribution log, we have come to the conclusion that you are more of a con than a pro to the uncyclopedian community (having added little NEW content and having deleted LOTS of older, funny stuff. Therefore, we have decided to disregard your opinions on the continued existance of several pages. our regards, the Management”
~ Apocalypse r on Dwindling mandate


“Mordildos is gay. he is the worst uncyclopedia teacher EVER he suxs. He gave me a F!!!! because i copied his user page. Even though it wasnt my fault. i dot like him and niobody does because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK
~ MrN9000 on getting caught plagiarising Mordildos' user page
“In April of 2009, Mordillo was forced to eat 5 pounds of Dogshit at the Delaware State Fairgrounds in front of over 100,000 people. Former U.S. President Bill Cosby immediately fucked the Nigger faggot Mordillo up the ass after he finished eating the 5 pounds of Dogshit
~ some bored fuck on alternate American history


<insert prolific master piece>


“stop huffing people you faggot get a life and a since of humor hahahahahahahaha'”
~ 24.123.205.34 on Since of the father


“FUCK U MORDILLO! FUCK U A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ 92.3.140.4 on Wishful thinking


“FUCK YOU MORDILLA YOU SMELLY JEW-INFESTED PIECE OF DOG CRAP - I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE NOW.. LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND DELETE MY SHIT NOW! I'M A FUCKING GENIUS.”
~ Mordilla is a Jew on Introduction to Mordillo's wife


“Hi, this is God - I'm just calling to say that I hate Mordillo a lot, feel free to wage Holy War on this son of a bitch for me.

peace niggers.”
~ God on Divine intervention


“FUCK YOU JEW-BISCUIT”
~ 92.0.130.201 on Jewish dietary laws


“Perma-ban me, you cockmunching niggerjew!”
~ Gomphog on Interracial curiosities


DilloFamily

Last thing before we go. Don't EVER get involved in the AAN project. You'll end up marrying your own sister, who is also your niece.

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