Mistake
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“A poet can survive everything except a misprint”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mistakes
Mistake can mean:
- Trying to make a successful comedy Web site written by an unfiltered collection of Internet idiots
“I don't appreciate that, sir.”
~ Sony
“I don't appreciate that, sir.”
~ Detroit
“I've come to expect it.”
Mistake can also refer to:
- Getting shitfaced at the club
- Taking that other shitfaced person/persons home with you
- Having full on vaginal sex with that person/persons
- Not wearing a condom
- Wearing an expired condom
- Not pulling out to ejaculate (in the former of the previous two)
- Not pulling out to check on that aforementioned expired condom
- Calling him/her back afterwards
- Not moving away or avoiding the pregnancy in question
- Not getting an abortion
Although mistake usually refers to you.
“In Soviet Russia, mistake is a YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on mistakes
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