Misogyny

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“One must not trust a vile beast that bleeds for seven straight days without perishing... and that's why I joined NAMBLA!”

~ Oscar Wilde

Misogyny is a highfalutin scientific term referring to the state of mind a man experiences when in close proximity to a woman who is experiencing her menstrual cycle. To fully understand how this phenomenon has occurred throughout the ages and resulted in the subjugation of women, consider the following vignette. Following the usual slew of complaining and bitching, the male will proceed to act like a complete jackass for the rest of his association with the female, however he is not aware of why he is doing this, which is very important. The first few times the phenomena occurs, the female will lash back, often in a more verbose manner, however in the end it is a futile gesture as men act primarily on instinct, slinging out random, often nonsensical insults, but in turn not being affected by almost anything the women says or does. Women on the other hand, having the emotional security of, uh- well women, usually break down inside, make a comment on penis size, and leave the man. Roughly one or two days later the woman will then form a relationship with a man identical in every way to the first one, but she will remain convinced he isn't. There you have it, men are carbon copies of each other, women are fragile.