Miserable Son of a Bitch

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*[[Unbooks:The sad fate of the banned users who escaped into a Sock puppet|These]]
 
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*[[Michael Jackson]] because his lawyers convinced the gay SOB to play dead!
 
 
*[[Light Yagami]], for killing [[L Lawliet | the first ever panda detective]]!
 
*[[Light Yagami]], for killing [[L Lawliet | the first ever panda detective]]!
 
*[[Osama bin Laden]]
 
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==Links Endorsed by Her Bitchiness the Rover II==
 
==Links Endorsed by Her Bitchiness the Rover II==

Revision as of 17:42, August 16, 2012

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“Johnny!!! You Miserable Son of a Bitch!”
~ Johnny's mum on Johnny


“That son of a bitch just would not allow me to ”” him.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Son of a Bitch


“His mother was such a bitch...”
~ Captain Obvious on Son of a Bitch


The Miserable Son of a Bitch (abbr. MSoB) is a member of the Puppis Tiniatus genre of the Doggin animal group. He is considered to be a central figure in dog and wolf mythology and may even feature in Beowulf and Werewolf mythology. The Miserable Son of a Bitch is thought to be the Dalai Lama of the Western canine group.

There have been 147 recorded Miserable Son of a Bitches since the MSoaB list was started in 1565 by Sir Cornelius Mastersicle out of Tweed. New ones are continually being discovered. The average life-span of the Miserable Son of a Bitch is 12.948 years, usually due to the lack of veterinary insurance with the job of the Miserable Son of a Bitch. Osama bin Laden is a member.

A dog with the title of Miserable Son of a Bitch is to be called 'His/Her Bitchiness'. A human with that name is called something much less flattering. FionnBharr is very safe but when he looks at the full moon he turns into a button.

It should be pointed out that everyone who is a Miserable Son Of A Bitch is not in fact miserable. Some are quite happy, with only everyone else who comes into even the briefest contact with them being miserable ones. In accordance with the advice some idiot lawyer just gave us to prevent lawsuits, we are obligated to point that out, and to discourage stereotyping every Son Of A Bitch as a miserable one.

Famous Miserable Bastards

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The Miserable Son of a Bitch for 2007, Her Bitchiness the Rover II.
  • His Bitchiness the Droopiness I - The original Bitch
  • Her Bitchiness the Shakespeare III - Shakespeare's dog, which he later gave away after horrible sales from Romeo & Juliet.
  • His Bitchiness the Invest96E - Member of the Miserable Son of a Bitch discovered on a raft escaping a hurricane. Started the Miserable Son of a Bitch family in the United States of America in 1902.
  • His Bitchiness the Accountant - Help end a possible war between America and England after Invest96E arrived in America, ending the royal tradition of MSoaB in England.
  • Her Bitchiness the Experiment 96-Alpha - Scientists attempted to make clones of Her Bitchiness to expand the royal MSoaB family to have one family member in each American state.
  • Her Bitchiness the Experiment 96-Beta - Scientists attempted the experiment again after 96-Alpha developed extensive mouth foaming.
  • Her Bitchiness the Jade Goody - A further experiment (Codename: Black Hysteria) attempting to blend the DNA of the Invest96E Dynasty with that of swine, cow, mare and Vanessa Feltz. Once the resulting whinging, hybrid chymera of doom opened it's mouth for the first time and was declared medically brain dead, the whole experiment was quickly hushed up by the MSoaB spin-doctors and is officially denied to this day.
  • Johnathan Huang otherwise known as Ping-Pong.
  • His Family (Dynasty).
  • Andrew Schlafly of Conservapedia for being sure he's always right and everyone else is worng.
  • Fred Phelps for being even more sure he's always right and everyone else is wrong.
  • Kent Hovind because he's also sure he's always right and everyone else is wrong.
  • Ted Haggard because he's so sure he's always right and everyone else is wrong.
  • Ann Coulter is a miserable son of a bitch because she's so sure she's always right and everyone else is wrong... and goddammit she's right.
  • The horrible Admin who banned me.
  • Osama bin Laden
  • Fred Phelps
  • The horrible Admin who didn't ban the Uncyclopedians that were nasty to me.
  • The Uncyclopedians who got them to huff my wonderful article before I could get it featured
  • JeffArch
  • Premarital wankers
  • Osama bin Laden
  • Fred Phelps
  • These
  • Light Yagami, for killing the first ever panda detective!
  • Osama bin Laden
  • Fred Phelps
  • Osama bin Laden
  • Mitt Romney let's face it, he is not to be President.

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