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“It's freaking impossible!!!”
~ Everybody on Minesweeper

You are a Minesweeper. Your task is to clean this minefield free of landmines. Good luck with that and try not to blow yourself sky high.


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Winlogo.png Microsoft Windows ®

All your monies are belong to us.


• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation


Estimated time remaining:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.



Installing Windows has never been easier easy


All you need to do is buy your preferred version, determine if your system is 32-bit or 64-bit, save any files you need from another operating system, format your hard disk, enter a Windows product key, connect to a network, and complete. phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.</span>




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