Mike

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Mike can refer to: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mike can also mean:

• Mike, my friend next door. The guy with the PS3. Do you remember him? You don't? But we spent all the night chatting! You don't remember him? The guy with the funny t-shirt? No, no, the other guy. The one who was dancing. No, he wasn't drunk. No, no, the other. Yes, no, no, he didn't have a limp leg. The one with the short hair. No, not that one, the other one. The guy with the, umm, what do you call those things... can't remember right now. Mike. FUCKING MIKE, for fuck's sake !!!

Mike, can also mean, when with the surname Trenfield:

• Mike Trenfield, An arrogant asshole who believes himself to be the God of Percussion players everywhere. Does not stop talking about how good he is and how you can't play percussion. Constantly tries to improve your percussion playing techniques when his clearly, CLEARLY, CLEARLY need revision. Needs to chop that spaghetti like hair off of his head before one of his anti-Mike club members take a drumstick and shove it down his throat, forcing him to "EAT IT! EAT IT! EAAAAAAAAAT IIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!"

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