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About the Microsoft Knowledge Base

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The Microsoft Knowledge Base is your first call for all things Microsoft. Any questions you may have about Microsoft products, your answer will be here, as long as it doesn't in any way allow you to use any Microsoft products without paying licensing fees. It has been written in simple English, so as not to obfuscate the comprehensibility of convoluted procedural misdirections.

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