Michael Brown
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Michael Brown was previously the fashion god in the religion of the city of New Orleans. Said one New Orleans resident, "We wore funny hats when he wore funny hats. We wore strange shirts when he wore strange shirts. And only when he wore pants did we dare to wear any pants."
After sieging the town of New Orleans with an army of Arabian horses, Michael Brown was advised by the general of his army, "You should roll up your sleeves, you know. To look more hard-working. Even the president rolls up his sleeves, right below the elbow." Noting Michael Brown's rolled up sleeves, the president commented, "You're doin' a heckuva job, Brownie!"
Michael Brown's first act as fashion god of New Orleans was to make scuba gear fashionable. Unfortunately, that didn't end very well.
Michael has recently been breeding with peacocks. (evidenced by his crainial metamorphosis)
