One day, Meta Knight snuck behind Kirby in Central Park, and slashed him with a sword. The silhouette ran away quickly after, evading police. Kirby himself was in a coma for several months. Gooey, Kirby's best friend, just so happened to be carrying a camera at the moment, and took pictures of the silhouette of his COCK (Come on, there's some sensitive kids who when they see the real word, they BARF! So stop cruelty against children with that motherfucking word, okay?!!). Investigating further, he noticed that the silhouette matched Meta Knight's COCK (Stop saying that cursed word!!!) figure perfectly. When questioned by the police, he replied "What? Me? No, I was planning to kill him some other way after an honorable duel, which would involve duct tape, dead clowns, my second grade teacher, a plastic lawn flamingo, and a dozen dancing albino eskimomidgets! This method is way too blunt and careless for my taste! ... What?"
All Hail META KNIGHT, he is plotting an evil plan to destroy that meddling [[[pink]] blob.
Despite the fact that the only piece of evidence ever found pointed directly to Meta Knight, authorities were weary in prosecuting him, so they let him off the hook. The attack had rendered Kirby in a deep coma that would last several months. During this time, mad scientists from around the world who happened to be loyal fans and otaku of Kirby's works rallied together and began a secret project to clone Kirby, as they believed the clone would produce music of the same, if not better quality. Their plan was to pass this clone as the real deal as the original Kirby would be swiftly moved to their headquarters in better treatment. However, prototypes had to be created in order to test the reliability of the final product. When Kirby at long last awoke from his coma, the mad scientists quietly abandoned their project since they got what they wanted one way or another. The clones were eager to meet Kirby, so on one fateful day, they followed him to the racing event known as 'Air Ride'. Kirby was surprised at this story, and refused to believe it until Cook Kawasaki, a chef who was hired to prepare food for the gathering of mad scientists, stepped out of the shadows and admitted the truth. Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in years and got drunk.
Meta Knight is the leader of a secret society known as the Meta Knights. He is referred by his followers as "Sir Meta Knight". They were founded shortly after Kirby returned to Popstar. They can usually be found in a disco lounge known as "Heavy Lobster", or driving around in a 1984 Pinto hatchback christened "The Halberd." The vehicle has been masterfully restored after what was believed to be a coincidental crash between Kirby's motorcycle Wheelie and the Halberd.
Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in years and got drunk. Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in 15 years.
He is married to Veta Knight, because she had too much make up on. That's his secret wife. Yes, that's right he's married to Veta Knight. The girl version of Meta Knight and Star Warrior. He is Kirby's enemy in the Kirby games but not on Kirby's anime (TV Show). Nintendo recently found out When Meta Knight took off his mask, he is a blob, like Kirby!!. Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in 1 year. Even in the loss, even to the point of teens he never did take off his mask then. He is 50,000 years old in the Kirbygame series. But in reality, he is 15, because he was really born in 1993. He lives on the Planet Popstar and in the Halberd.