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“Mazinger? What wants the damned robot now?!”
“Oh! I got it. So we are talking about the Pope.”
“Seriously, This time it's true!”
“So where do u wanna meet??”
Messenger is a cattle-driven program that sends mess to other intercom users around the globe using the system code 'Enger++++++++++plusplus'.
The principles of Messenger are realitively simple and can be shown with this simple convo'.
Messenger 1 says: what are the princibles of messenger? Messenger 2 says: to mess is to message, messages create messenger. Messenger 1 says: that explains nothing Messenger 2 says: you have a a lot to learn....neo Messenger 1 says: my name is hansen
Messenger 1 left the conversation
Messenger 2 says: red or blue?
The mess sent across the globe is delivered by lightning fast carrier boar, much like a chair lift the boars are deep underground and can transfer many messages every second, depending on the amount of bytes the carrier boar can have.
- 1 byte = approximately 8 bits of mess.
- 8 bytes = 1 mess(age).
- 1000 bytes = 1 kilovomit
The rules of Messenger
- All conversations must work on the basic format:
1: Yo/Hey/Hello/Hi 2: Hey wasup/Yo, how's it going/Hello there, how r u?/Hi dude, u ok? 1: Not bad/Great thanks/alrite cheers 2: cool/wicked/grand 1: what you been up to/WUBU2/u had a nice day?/sup? 2: not much u? 1: same
- The words "l337" and "hax" may only be used in highly appropriate situations.
1: I am a hax0r 2: same
- The words "sure", "same", "lol", and "kk" are to be used as frequently as possible.
1: I am a hax0r 2: sure
Messenger and you
There are many exciting aspects of messenger, again shown in this conversation.
Peter says: asl Candy says: 19/f/ca Peter says: cool me too Candy says: cool Peter says: wanna cyber Candy says: ok Peter says: *puts penis in vagina* Candy says: that felt good thx Peter says: cool Candy says: wanna meet up and get married Peter says: yeah ok Candy says: meet me at the park tommorow
And surprisingly there are some bad aspects.
i4n da l337 hax0r says: send me your new hax dude sn3aky! Ni9eL! sends: accept(Alt+C) Save As...(Alt+S) decline(Alt+D) i4n da l337 hax0r says: sweet thx man sn3aky! Ni9eL! says: nps dude CIA OFFICER says: Caught you red handed! i4n da l337 hax0r says: shit, block him quick!
Messenger and them
Messenger conversations, or to the well mannered 'convo's' vary from country to country and continent to country, and visa versa, a few examples are;
The United Kingdom of Great Britain
William says: Hello Roger, how are the evening classes going? Roger says: Not bad thanks William, I made a pretty bow last night William says: Spiffing, you bent? Roger says: Unbelievebly so! William says: You big poofter you! Roger says: Oh sod off! William says: Invite Peter, I heard he has a new lass. Roger says: Can't do that Bill, blocked the bastard ages ago! William says: Oh you joker you!
"not all english people talk like this....just royalty and wankers!"
The United States of USA
Randy says: Surfs up! Sandra says: same Randy says: taht makes no sense Sandra says: kk Randy says: whats going on sandra???? Sandra says: suuure Randy says: omg Sandra says: same
The Commonwealth of Australia
Bruce says: gday bro. sup? Chazza says: smashed on goon. just unched on with sum wog cunt in parra u? Bruce says: just drank half a slab of vb n had a madd wank Chazza says: sweet as. its your bday 2moz ay? how old r u turnin? Bruce says: 12
Did you know...?
- ...that Mr. T's Windows Live address is Staff@hotmail.com?
- ...thanks to Messenger, Bowser could Masturbate by the first time (Peach sent him a very HOT photo!!!).
- ...I already added you email@example.com?.
We didn't write the e-mail addresses of the sample contacts (with a few exceptions) to protect their privacy (besides, their private life isn't any interesting). privacy is noy intressenting and 'hi'