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“ Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you... I absolve you all.”
Mediocrity has been the "get up 'n go!" for trillions of people since before the dawn of civilization (about since Dick Clark was born, which might explain a lot). It is enormously popular in almost every part of the world, but the United States, Canada, Great Britain, Sweden, Christmas Island, and New Hampshire consume most of it. If the world's supply of mediocrity were suddenly deleted, about five billion people would die instantly, with another several hundred thousand in need of serious medical attention.
“In Soviet Russia, we write mediocre articles with dead in-jokes as quotes.”
Mediocrity is used in vast amounts as the main (sometimes only) ingredient in: food, music, literature, thought processes, relationships, the internets, hopes, dreams, cynicism and suicide notes. It is so bloody ubiquitous that it often takes great skill just to avoid it. In fact you have to be either in a sense-dep suit, live in Sri Lanka (or possibly Bhutan), or be some sort of god.
Michael Crawford is one of the most highly publicized cases of mediocrity in recent times, but F. Murray Abraham is its patron saint.
edit Principal Purveyors
Here we have a list of some of the largest mediocrity concentrations found till date in our planet:
- Billy Crystal
- FOX News
- Walt Disney
- New Hampshire
- George Dubya Bush
- Your mom
- Phone Operators
- Fat Policemen
- Rich Bastards
- Billy Ray Cyrus