Meatspin

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WARNING - The meatspin website is nothing more than explicit gegege. another name for watchin gay meatspin is called pulling a connor very disgusting as connor can also mean the word 'mangina' It is not suitable for minors It is not worksafe. The description below is accurate. click this link 4 connor time www.meatspin.com

“You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round round round.”

~ Meatspin on you

“Meatspin cannot be told. It can only be seen.”

~ Meatspin Victim on Meatspin

Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Meatspin.

'Meatspin (aka The German Panzergrenadier) is a website created in the wake of numerous disasters (both natural disasters such as the boxing day '04 tsunami and not so natural disasters such as the July 7th '05 London bombings) that occurred in and around the year 2005. The site was designed and maintained by the International Society for Disaster Relief for Gay People and is intended to be a way in order to accumulate and distribute fundings to help relieve victims of large disasters. Meatspin is a big push in the direction of disaster relief and gets in deep with the victims of disasters.

Meatspin is also used as a form of correctional therapy. For instance, an American 10-year old boy made the mistake of saying "Google? I hate Google!" His older brother realized that the reasoning was not allowed, so he showed Meatspin to the little brother.

That kid is now scarred for life. The term "meatspinning" has also become commonly known as a verb. However, attempting to meatspin yourself is unadvised. The sheer length to finish the job results in stiffness in the back, and hardness in the arms. After meatspinning, remember to penetrate the sore muscles; recovery periods generally last anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours. A better alternative would be leekspinning.Do not go on meatspin.com when you hear the deadly words "you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round" you dont look at your internet browser. Upon looking at your internet browser, you may feel a sudden sensation of homosexuality. This can be fixed by repeatedly gouging your own eyes out and chopping your p33n1x off. After that, just close the Internet browser.

[edit] Initial reaction

Your initial reaction to meatspin should be a loud cry of the words,

"HOLY CRAP".

If so, you are straight. Otherwise you may be gay, or possibly disturbed in a way that the teachings of Goa Tse would provide good amounts of masturbation for you.