Meatspin

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Dont be fooled by phishing sites like this one...There's only one real Meatspin

“You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round round round.”

~ Meatspin on you

“Meatspin cannot be told. It can only be seen.”

~ Meatspin Victim on Meatspin

“You are officially gay :-)”

~ Meatspin on Your Sexuality

Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Meatspin.

'Meatspin (aka The German Panzergrenadier) is a website created in the wake of numerous disasters (both natural disasters such as the boxing day '04 tsunami and not so natural disasters such as the July 7th '05 London bombings) that occurred in and around the year 2005. The site was designed and maintained by the International Society for Disaster Relief for Gay People and is intended to be a way in order to accumulate and distribute fundings to help relieve victims of large disasters. Meatspin is a big push in the direction of disaster relief and gets in deep with the victims of disasters.

Meatspin is also used as a form of correctional therapy. For instance, an American 12-year old boy made the mistake of saying "Google? I hate Google!" His older brother realized that the reasoning was not allowed, so he showed Meatspin to the little brother.