Meatspin
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“You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round round round.”
~ Meatspin on you
“Meatspin cannot be told. It can only be seen.”
~ Meatspin Victim on Meatspin
“You are officially gay :-)”
~ Meatspin on Your Sexuality
'Meatspin (aka The German Panzergrenadier) is a website created in the wake of numerous disasters (both natural disasters such as the boxing day '04 tsunami and not so natural disasters such as the July 7th '05 London bombings) that occurred in and around the year 2005. The site was designed and maintained by the International Society for Disaster Relief for Gay People and is intended to be a way in order to accumulate and distribute fundings to help relieve victims of large disasters. Meatspin is a big push in the direction of disaster relief and gets in deep with the victims of disasters.
Meatspin is also used as a form of correctional therapy. For instance, an American 12-year old boy made the mistake of saying "Google? I hate Google!" His older brother realized that the reasoning was not allowed, so he showed Meatspin to the little brother.
That kid is now scarred for life.
The term "meatspinning" has also become commonly known as a verb. However, attempting to meatspin yourself is unadvised. The sheer length to finish the job results in stiffness in the back, and hardness in the arms. After meatspinning, remember to penetrate the sore muscles; recovery periods generally last anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours.
A better alternative would be leekspinning. Do not go on meatspin.com when you hear the deadly words "you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round" you dont look at your internet browser. Upon looking at your internet browser, you may feel a sudden sensation of homosexuality. This can be fixed by repeatedly gouging your own eyes out and chopping your p33n1x off. After that, just close the Internet browser.
Oh, and a side note:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP.
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[edit] Initial reaction
Your initial reaction to meatspin should be a loud cry of the words,
"HOLY SHIT :O".
If so, you are straight. Otherwise you may be gay, or possibly disturbed in a way that the teachings of Goa Tse would provide good amounts of masturbation for you.
Bold textIT MAKE YOU WANT MASTERBATE ALL NIGHT LONG AND AROUND
[edit] Other Uses
Over the years, the site has developed a significant cult following. While the majority of people would classify the sight as "Nothing to write home about", others have been known to visit Meatspin at least 3 times a day. In fact, it is the 7th most visited website on the internet, just below facebook. Here are a few other common uses:
- Many parents, realizing that expensive video game consoles like the xbox slowly rot kid's brains out, have turned to meatspin as the new wholesome form of entertainment for their children, providing hours of endless educational activity.
- In some cultures it is considered common etiquitte, when you are guest in someone's house, to go around and set everyone's homepage to meatspin (and turn the speaker volume all the way up).
- If the one of the compuers in the above scenario uses the Dvorak keyboard layout, a screen shot of meatspin should be printed out and taped onto the monitor as well as inside every other appliance in the house.
[edit] Zombification
A certain sect of society has become completely zombified, and will walk the earth looking for a computer with a working web browser (and preferably speakers). They dont have any jobs or families, and most of them dont even have a home to live in. Their Library cards have long since been revoked, making computer access harder to find. But when they do find a working computer, or a laptop left unattended at Starbucks, they immediatly open the page in 3 tabs, create 13 bookmarks, and set the user's homepage. By the time the victim has removed all these traces of Meatspin from their computer, its too late because they too have become zombified.
Awareness of the meatspin zombification process is of the utmost importance. But dont worry, its easy to spot a meatspin junkie. Their heads are perpetually stuck in a circular bobbing motion, which becomes much more pronounced when they've opened the web-page, or upon hearing the music. FBI agents have developed a detection process that involves playing the meatspin theme-song on a boombox and walking down the streets of a city. Zombies will immediately begin the head motion, and some will even whip out their penis and start spinning it around.
[edit] See also
Don't click this link:[1]. It will take you straight to Meatspin DO not goto this website. Ever. Ever. Do not. Will clark and ben ellis reaction was " wow lets make us a movie like this" so now if you google gay fat ugly homo lovers into google, you will find there videos.
Samuel Ochoa loves meatspin.
