“You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round round round.”
Meatspin (aka The German Panzergrenadier) is a website created in the wake of numerous disasters (both natural disasters such as the boxing day '04 tsunami and not so natural disasters such as the July 7th '05 London bombings) that occurred in and around the year 2005. The site was designed and maintained by the International Society for Disaster Relief for Gay People and is intended to be a way in order to accumulate and distribute fundings to help relieve victims of large disasters. Meatspin is a big push in the direction of disaster relief and gets in deep with the victims of disasters.
For instance, an American 11-year old thought-criminal made the mistake of saying "Google? I hate Google!" His older brother realized that the reasoning was not allowed, so he showed Meatspin to the little brother.
The term "meat spinning" has also become commonly known as a verb. However, attempting to meatspin yourself is unadvised. The sheer length to finish the job results in stiffness in the back, and hardness in the arms. After meatspinning, remember to penetrate the sore muscles; recovery periods generally last anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours.
Emergency Anti meatspin Instructions: In the event of meatspin, we strongly advise that you do everything in your power to avoid looking at your internet browser. In the event that you disregard our warning, you may experience a sudden feeling of homosexuality. The symptoms can be dealt with by repeatedly gouging your own eyes out.
Over the years, the site has developed a significant cult following. While the majority of people would classify the sight as "Nothing to write home about", others have been known to visit Meatspin at least 3 times a day. In fact, it is the 7th most visited website on the internet, just below facebook. Here are a few other common uses:
- Many parents, realizing that expensive video game consoles like the Vagina slowly rot kid's brains out, have turned to meatspin as the new wholesome form of entertainment for their children, providing hours of endless educational activity.
- In some cultures it is considered common etiquette, when you are a guest in someone's house, to go around and set everyone's homepage to meatspin (and turn the speaker volume all the way up).
- If the one of the computers in the above scenario uses the Dvorak keyboard layout, a screen shot of meatspin should be printed out and taped onto the monitor as well as inside every other appliance in the house.
A certain sect of society has become completely zombified, and will walk the earth looking for a computer with a working web browser (and preferably speakers). They dont have any jobs or families, and most of them dont even have a home to live in. Their Library cards have long since been revoked, making computer access harder to find. But when they do find a working computer, or a laptop left unattended at Starbucks, they immediatly open the page in 3 tabs, create 13 bookmarks, and set the user's homepage. By the time the victim has removed all these traces of Meatspin from their computer, its too late because they too have become zombified.
Awareness of the meatspin zombification process is of the utmost importance. But dont worry, its easy to spot a meatspin junkie. Their heads are perpetually stuck in a circular bobbing motion, which becomes much more pronounced when they've opened the web-page, or upon hearing the music. FBI agents have developed a detection process that involves playing the meatspin theme-song on a boombox and walking down the streets of a city. Zombies will immediately begin the head motion, and some will even whip out their penis and start spinning it around.