McDonald's/McMenu

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Ever wonder what's in a Chicken McNugget?

• McSexy
• McCain
• McJagger
• McDollar menu
• Mc laden
• McSuper-McHappy-McAmerican-McYeast-McInfection
• McJob
• McMy McLife (Which you will get as a complementary bonus with your sucky McJob; later comes the "McFlubber Around My McMiddle"
• McSalmonella Sizzles
• McE=Mc2
• McEmo's heart
• The McGame
• McTriple-Pounder with extra McDeep-fried McSheep's McIntestines
• McHappy McMeal with McFries and a McCoke, hold the McPickles! McPleeease? *McFlashes-McEyelashes-in-a-McSuggestive-McManner*

A typical Big Mac.

McDonald's ice cream is made from recycled dead fluorescent bulbs.

McJesus seen enjoying a McBetrayal and fries at the Last Supper.

Lightning McQueen, from Cars

Ronald McDonald as a baby.

He's here for no reason. Maybe, just maybe, he's Gospel singing

He wants Your soul because he suffers from Gingervitis, and we all know gingers don't have souls... He will touch your McPenis.

• McNews
• McPaper
• McMcMc
• McHammer (McRap mike special option)
• McKey Mouse
• MCACHOOO!!!! DAAAAAAAAH!!!
• McDaddy
• McKey Mouse
• McMcarthy
• McRoadkill
• McCain
• McObama
• McLipo
• McDamned if I McKnow
• McStuffed if I McKnow
• McMaoZedong (with special Red sauce)
• The Fappy Meal... comes with a banana
• The Sad Meal (consisting of a broken toy, spoiled meat, and fries that have been under the grill for six weeks)
• The CLOGGER.
• McHealthy "McSnack" McInstead of 53 Mcgrams or so, this Mchas about 49.6 Mcgrams of MCfat. It consists of Mc16 Mcfrench Mcfries. No Mcsalt. And a really Mcgross dried out Mcpickle. McBuy one Mc.
• McMickey McMouse McBurger
• McCrapper-Hearty Mcwhole grain lard dipped in Mccow crap with 97 Mcgrams of fat sprinkled on with Mcbasil and Mconions for extra bad Mcbreath, with 10 years of Mcrust dumped on the lard with a large bucket of toilet Mcwater as a Mcbeverage.(**includes a roll of toilet paper "just in case")
• McHead-Pounding Triple McPounder
• McFries, large, with 6 packs of ketchup. No make that 16, since the folded up napkin will absorb 10 of the packets. Thanks.
• McEgg McMuffled
• McWhopper (stolen from McBurger King, hehehe.)
• McMacPattyWhack
• McCardiovascularDisease
• McGrumpy Meal (a crappy patty, a stick of celery, a plastic talking bee, and a crab apple)
• McHaggis Burger
• McBorscht (Only in Newfoundland)
• McSmatijove (Malaysian branches)
• McGoatse
• McLovehandles
• McThunder McThighs
• McGangBang (a McChicken inside of a McDouble)
• Mc Hammer
• McCluckety Meal
• McBurger of McDeath- Oh noes!!
• McWhoop-Dee--Doo
• Mc Escher
• McSuicide (Following in the wake of The McGame, because of the knowledge that you can never escape.)
• McWeapons of Mass McDestruction
• McMedicalwaste
• The McApocalypse
• If you read all of these you really need to get a McLife.
• McLovin- Character from Superbad
• McLife The burger that shows who you are! The bigger it is, the more you really shouldn't be eating at McDonald's.
• McMuffintop
• Mr. McT- he pities the McFoo!
• Mc.trola
• McZee
• McCrack
• McMorphine
• McOrphan
• McMy girlfriend left me cause im too Mcgay
• McMigrane
• Do you know the McMuffin McMan?
• McProstitute
• McSlut- Comes with a fry shape dildo
• McHoly I have no life why the am I still writing?
• McThird world country
• McGasoline
• McNitroglycerine
• McEmo(comes with MCR CD and razorblades)
• McChickenpepsi
• McShoop Da Woop
• McPepsi
• McLAX
• McDiapers
• McWank
• McChurch Hill Downs McMystery Meat
• McWater with McIce (remember, only 50 calories!!!)
• McBeth
• McFLUBERYBURGER
• McWhale
• McHeart Atack
• McLeadTainted (Made in China)
• MCburger, that looks like a burger king burger,oh crap, I've said to much!
• McPizza
• McWater (Made from the purest Cincinnati Tap Water,recycled from New York Toilet Water)
• McMilkshake (Don't ask us,but we know it didn't come from a cow's utter...)
• McGrue (may attract angry grues, AKA, the Grimace burger)
• McNickel (Not the metal, idiot...)
• McSoul (Reserved for Ronald, made from homeless people, the souls of dead babies and hippies)
• McAnthrax (imported from Russia)
• McShroomz
• McLSD
• McPuppies (McOMFG!)
• McEwok Burger
• McGungan Burger
• McHeadmaster
• McChicken Tikka
• McProcessed
• McSlut
• McHoe
• McObesity
• McLove
• McLegend
• McFeces
• McAdditives
• Mickey Mouse
• McAids
• McNorris (Humans die if eaten as it's too tough for them)
• McRacist
• McDiarrhea Burger
• McBrain

(User just wanted to share this funny pic. Theres no further meaning on it.)

• McEah! Jackson
• McHeart attack
• McSurgery (after your McHeartattack.)
• McHopeless
• McMoney (to pay for your McMeal.)
• McChange (what you get back from your McMoney.)
• McGiftcards
• McTampons
• McMexican Meal
• McNazi Meal (comes with a crappy Hitler doll!)
• McSchitzofrenia
• McCannibal Meal
• McTape Worm
• McAsian Meal (McDog Burger)
• McBile Shake
• Mc plastic
• Mc fat (comes with a patty of pure animal fat with a topping of mini cheese burgers for extra fattening) 3,000,000 calories
• McChocolate Milk
• McComputer (comes with one CD between two pieces of sugary bun and a topping of lard)free computer with a 31 mb per second of processing power, 1 mb of ram and running windows 3.1
• McBaby

McNorris (Always provides McHeart Attacks)