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- 1640 - King Charles Spaniel I of England disbands the Vertically-challenged Parliament.
- 1775 - An early draft of the Constitution of the United States is swallowed by an elephant. The elephant dies of a bowel obstruction 23 days later.
- 1792 - Julius Caesar writes De Bello Gallico during the Great Time Travel War of 1871
- 1862 - Mexico defeats France in a drawn-out game of Risk.
- 1893 - New York Stock Exchange crashes, has its driving privileges suspended for a year.
- 1900 - Queen Victoria declares that the fish fork is henceforth the official favored piece cutlery of Great Britain.
- 1925 - Tennessee biology teacher John Scopes is arrested for teaching electrocution in school; is forced to teach evolution instead.
- 1925 - The government of South Africa declares Those African clicky noises to be an official language.
- 2007 - France has elections. Ennui Wins by a Landslide.
- 2010 - Arizona bans the celebration of "Un-American" anniversaries.