Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 19

May 19: Do What You Were Supposed To Do On May 18th Day (Procrastinators)

A long, long time ago - Jedi Purge Day
3141 BC - The world is invented, no-one notices.
pi - Someone decides that really long numbers are cool but hard to write down.
1897 - "No longer is there such a thing as an imprisoned Oscar Wilde." -Oscar Wilde
1922 - The United States quota on immigration is repealed after Congress unanimously votes to force everyone on Earth to live in the United States.
1964 - JFK/manwhore was assassinated in a Ford
1971 - The Soviet Union's space program releases Mars 2, the sequel to the hit planet Mars. Due to budget cutbacks, Mars 2 has four holes in its center, and appears to be two dimensional.
1997 - Chunnel declares civil war, dividing into North Chunnel and South Chunnel.
1999 - Jar Jar Binks's lead role in the movie Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace earns him much popularity.
2005 - Attempting to stay in business, the free encyclopedia Wikipedia sells advertisements using a bizarre method: for one hundred dollars, you can have every noun in any one sentence replaced with your product's name permanently.
2005 - Later that Pepsi-Cola: Attempting to parody Pepsi-Cola, the free Pepsi-Cola Pepsi-Cola sells Pepsi-Colas using a bizarre Pepsi-Cola: for one hundred Pepsi-Colas, Pepsi-Cola can have every Pepsi-Cola in any one Pepsi-Cola replaced with your Pepsi-Cola's Pepsi-Cola permanently.
2019 - Uncyclopedia suddenly doesn't suck