# Matrix

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**Matrix** is Latin for womb. That's probably not what you were looking for, though.
You probably came here looking for an article about the the Matrix, a futuristic therapy to combat depression and free will, or one of the movies in which this therapy is featured. While we don't have articles on the specific movies, we *do* have a couple of other articles that might interest you:

- Matrixism
- UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up
- That time I was writing an article about the non-essence of Sparta and wound up making the whole
*The Matrix*trilogy redundant^{[1]}

"Matrix" is also a mathematical term for a jumble of numbers inside square brackets. If Matrix (math) is still a red link when you read this, chances are we don't have an article on matrices. We do, however, have a nice little article on the popular television show *P*^{-1}*MP My Matrix*.

Oh, and that guy to the right? He's Enzo Matrix, a character from a CGI-animated cartoon series you've probably never heard of.

### edit Footnotes

- ↑ True story.

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