Matrix

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“93 153 48 79 75 125 138 225”

~ Your math teacher on matrices

Matrix is Latin for womb. That's probably not what you were looking for, though. You probably came here looking for an article about the futuristic alternative therapy known as The Matrix, but as you can see,^[1] this isn't it. On a more positive note, we do have a couple of other articles that might interest you:

• Matrixism
• UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up
• That time I was writing an article about the non-essence of Sparta and wound up making the whole The Matrix trilogy redundant^[2]

"Matrix" is also a mathematical term for a jumble of numbers inside square brackets. If Matrix (math) is still a red link when you read this, chances are we don't have an article on matrices. We do, however, have a nice little article on the popular television show P^-1MP My Matrix.

Oh, and that guy to the right? He's Enzo Matrix, a character from a CGI-animated cartoon series you've probably never heard of.

edit Footnotes

1. ↑ Unless you're blind, that is.
2. ↑ True story.