Master Chief
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Master Chief, (real name John) a.k.a. The Best Soldier in the World, is a soldier who serves as the main protagonist in the popular game series Halo. He is always seen in his green armor and carrying a gun or two, and speaks very little. His service tag is John 117.
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Early Life
John was born on a human colony on a different planet. He loved to play games and always win at them. He was so unbeatable that his fellow school students called him Mini Chuck Norris. One day at the age of six a women and a soldier man called Jacolb Keyes, came to see him if he is a good canidate for their secret project of super soldiers. He passed the test (which was guessing a coin flip),
Military Career
Halo
Personal Life
Who is Master Chief
Nobody knows, except his parents and God, as he never takes off that helment unless he's alone. Some say he's Chuck Norris, others say he's Mr. T, and some rumors around say he's Bruce Willis, Rocky, or a grue in disguise. But nobody really knows who he really is, and probaly we'll never know.
