Martin Timell
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Martin Timell is the funniest comedian and tv host in all of Sweden and most of the world, and also as the most popular and kindest carpenter in the world. He is also believed to be the world's first living replicant, created to be an artificial spokesperson for the brain-destroying nicotine substitute chewing gum Nicotinellproduced by the Tyrell Corporation. Since 2002 Martin Timell is wanted by Blade Runners.
[edit] Bullen
The TV-show Bullen or "The Bun" started in the late 80's as a way to teach minors the dangers and pleasures about lovemaking with Martin Timell and co-host Cissi Elwin giving real-life examples. The show was cancelled in 2000 due to a bizarre masturbation-incident. (I'm not making this up, it's true!)
[edit] Äntligen Hemma
"Äntligen Hemma" or "Finally! We're back home, whoopie!" was a TV-show about Martin Timell fulfilling his most egoistical, male-chauvunist dreams. The show showed Martin Timell very sexy and sweaty, he became a role model for men across the globe. The show was an instant success in Sweden, especially with seniors, small puppies and total degenerate psychopats alike who fantazised about screwing him.' This particular show has taken a turn the last two years when the executive producer of the show snorted glue to still his ongoing memories of [battlepelicans]], He then in his psychotic state thought of the idea of making the show more popular by adding more Martin Timell. The BETA version of this idea was to shoot the show in front of a blue screen so that Timell could be the only person on the show but it backfired as too Timells oath to only work 12.5 minutes a day, as the producer couldnt let Timell break his oath as he then would be raped by a cybernetic copy of Media:Oscar Wilde from the future and the past, The producer took in Timell lookalikes who all where above 35/ chewed Nicotinell/ had a stubb of a beard/ talked to much and made hopeless attempts of being funny on national television. The latest two incomes of clones have been epic just like the battle of the giant douche and turdsandwitch, On the dark side we have Belsebub but wants to be called "Björn" or he incinerates people. And then we have the semi-retarded Kjell who's only interest in the world is Martin Timell and drywall.
[edit] The Time Out Controversy
Right now, Martin Timell resides as a host on the TV-show Time Out, which was set to be a huge and popular comedy show about sport on one of Swedens biggest TV-stations. It ended up being the worst show ever watched and millions of children and housewifes were outraged by Timells sweaty armpits and artificial laughter. The show was a total disaster and Timell was celebrated as the funniest man in history.
