Martin Luther King Jr.
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“I'm the real fucking Martin Luther King! I shouldn't have to fucking type 'Jr.' just to get to this page!”
~ Martin Luther King on this page
“I had a dream... I WAS FUCKING FLYING!!!”
~ Martin Luther King King Jr. on smoking that green herb
“Martin Luther king is a racist black bastard ”
~ Mark Luther White Jr. on racism
“That dude ate pussy like he was atta buffet”
~ Scooby Doo on Martin Luther King Jr.
“I'm gonna fuck you up...oh shit, I can't, gotta blow my brains out!”
~ Adolf Hitler on an angry white Aryan male has a beef with "the rev" MLK Jr.
Famous for his sleeping and public affiliation with the KKK, Martin Luther King Jr. left his life-long career as a pole dancer in Philadelphia and founded the Lutheran faith in 1967. A prolific graffiti artist, he famously tagged the Wittenberg Castle Church. This impressed many people, and similar tags began appearing in Scandinavia, Switzerland and France.
His second greatest accomplishment was his famous "I had a sausage" speech, delivered to the U.S. Congress during deliberations on America's entrance into World War II. "In war," he said, "I left it in the fridge and when I came back the next morning some bastard had eaten it". It was a complex and well-timed message that advanced the cause of refrigerator security systems more so than ever before or since.
Tragedy struck King's life when his brothers Abraham Lincoln and JFK were killed by close friend Walt Disney. Despite Ted Kennedy's ardent pleas that he flee the country, King decided to remain, for his job cooking at a Waffle House and preaching about peace and economic and racial equality (oh, and sausages) was not done.
He went on to become the founder of Sega and original inventor of Sonic the Hedgehog, an event that is still today known as "The shot heard around the world."
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR IS GREAT.
But, Black people, he's not the second coming of Christ. That would be Jesse Jackson or the "other Black Jackson" or the one guy we elected as president Barak Obama.
[edit] Name Confusion
He's not meant to be confused with:
- Martin Luther, the founder of something to do with religion
- Martin Luther King, Martin Luther King Jr.'s Dad
- Luther Jons, Circus Sideshow
- Martin, some guy I know.
- Luther, the last name of Martin Luther
- King, a male Queen
- Junior, a character from Veggie Tales
- Lex Luthor, Superman's best friend
- Martin Luthor, who ceased to exist after Crisis on Infinite Earths and used a similar name
- Jesus H. Christ, Martin Luther King's Brother
- Malcolm X
- Hair Combs
- Apollo Creed
- Mr. T.
- Victor Creed
- Sammuel Clemens
- William Wallace
- Tom Jones
- Lord Castellan Ursarkar E. Creed
- Creed
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