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“My heart may have been on the other side, but that didn't mean he couldn't steal it.”
“Get a haircut you hippy!”
Martian Manhunter (J'onn J'onzz), also known as Chuck Jones is a shape shifter and an extraterrestrial superhero that appears in comic books published by DC Comics. The character first appeared as an illegal alien who is hired by the Justice League of America when the organization began outsourcing off-world.
Marvin J. Finkerbottom was born to Keanu Reeves and Superman in Lex Luthor's martian laboratory, no women were involved. At an early age Marvin heard the works of Oscar Wilde from John Carter, and soon went after him on a silver surfboard given to him by the Mars Pathfinder: this marked the beginning of his adventures.
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On January 1947 J'onn was finally given his green card. J'onn was an instant overnight sensation with women because he was found wondering around with no pants on and could tell what they wanted. Just like his father Superman he saved the world from Lex Luthor, The Joker, Giant Puppies, and Madonna. Unlike his father (Superman) he was mean, green, and allergic to emotions (but of course Keanu was). He once dated Wonder Woman until he decided he didn't swing that way and became a Heterosexual. After that he joined The Justice League, actually started wearing pants and took on a more Human-like appearance.