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Arare sighting of Mark Lawrenson in 1947. Des Lynam is on his left

Mark Lawrenson is the thirty-seventh Earl of Milton Keynes and a widely respected moustache and national buffoon. He enjoys a regular spot on the Liverpool Broadcasting Company's show "Socker Talk", where his outspoken views on gay divorce, genetic cleansing and internet farming have earned him an occult following of flanatics.

I just think Liverpool will be too strong for them Gary.

[edit] LAWRO

Mark Lawrenson, or Fatih Lawro as he is known in turkey, where he got fenebache relegated to the scottish 3rd division, is 51 years old. He was a rubbish player, who had spells at Liverpool, and Preston - Southend,as well as playing for the Tampa Bay Rowdies, where he was known to get "Rowdy" in the showers after matches with Rodney Marsh. Lawro then tried management, and he failed miserably. He then came out of playing retirement for Ireland in the 1994 world cup, and he scored 12 own goals, before being ounched in the face by john aldridge for being a "Lawro" The term "Lawro" is used to describe sumbody who is a ******. He then returned to management, after being in a coma for 2 years, after that punch from aldridge. He became manager of Little Wigan, but lost in a pie eating contest to John Filan, and Dave Whelan. He was promptly sacked. He became manager of Swedish side GAIS (know in england as gays)They reached the champions league final, where they were playing bayern munich. They were 3-0 down when lawro decided to come on as a substitute. he scored 3 goals in 22 minutes. Then in the 4th and final minited of injury time, Charles Harles took a corner. He swung it into lawro, who flicked it onto ralph strader, who smashed it past bayern keeper alan carr. GAIS had won the champions league. Lawro then quite, saying that GAIS were not gay enough for him. He then got Lincoln United into the premier league, but they were demoted to the welsh 16th division for match fixing. It was later found out that charles harles took performance enhancing drugs.

[edit] Last reported sightnings

One of the last reported sightings of lawrenson were at a burlesque house, where he was seen with friend and bum buddy alan hansen. He was also seen sneaking out of Alan Hansen's house at 5:30 in the morning, with no clothes on, just a towel wrapped round him. Lawrenson was also seen in Guadalajara, eating nachos, and wearing a stick on moustache, after his attempts to grow one himself, failed.

[edit] Tivia

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Mark Lawrenson.

• Lawro was once a member of the Chuckle Brothers, however a career in football, and the fact that Paul and Barry had "creative differences" with him put an end to his dream of driving the Chuckle Mobile around Preston.

• Contrary to popular belief, Lawro never shaved off his moustache. The truth is that it ran away from Lawro as it was sick of him. The current whereabouts are unknown, however MI5 believe it to be somewhere in or around Mexico City dealing cocaine on the streets to school children.

• Lawrenson won the world cup, whilst manager of Chile. Star striker Dave Chillen scored 156 goals in the tournament, with lawro himself, chipping in with 3.

• Lawro was once a member of Irish Rock Band U2, but when they found out that he was an englishman who ha dpretended to be irish his whole life, he was thrown out.