Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 29

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March 29: Get Down And Boogie Day in Orthodox Funk.

• 1700 BC - Moz-Iz eases on down the mountain with the 10 Commandments of Groove.
• 1580 - The Pope releases his first billboard hit, F*** The Pro-Testants.
• 1776 - The Boston Tea Party is ruined when colonists drop the tea in the harbor.
• 1809 - Pat Sajak crowned Duke of Fjords in Finland.
• 1844 - The Democrats were split. Then from Nashville came a dark horse riding in. It was James K. Polk.
• 1902 - Al Gore invents prototype for the Internet, known as "Magic Communi-box"
• 1936 - Joe Lewis beat Marvin "The Jersey Jew" Rabinowitz in Madison Square Garden for the heavyweight boxing title.
• 1982 - Kentucksylvania admitted as 30th Spade of Amerika.
• 2003 - The new Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy is released to stores in a far away alternate universe.