March

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This Article Is Not Endorsed By Troy Magee

I may be dead, but i know what I like, and I don't like this ~ Troy

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about March.

March is both a noun, verb, a place, person and a month, as well as a "see also".

[edit] Verb

to march - to trudge in a rhythmic pattern, as soldiers do. More elaborate marching techniques include the goose-step and the waltz.

[edit] Place

March, Cambridgeshire is a small town in England. But then, I think you'll find that most words in the English language are.

Train conductors on the Manchester - Stansted line regularly fail to make jokes about arriving in March. In the fens it has long been asserted that men are from March, women are from Wisbech. Much fun is to be had here including hanging out in the streets and bus shelters.

March is not as good as Wisbech, March in general is a bit rubbish. While Wisbech has a glorious selection of Eastern Europeans, March doesn't. March is just a place to put a station, and weird people with odd accents. all in all Wisbech is the undispuitable capital of the Fens, although the FOOLS in March would contest this.

WISBECH IS A BIT RUBBISH, WHILE MARCH MAY BE A BIT RUBBISH IT IS LESS RUBBISH THAN WISBECH!!!!
^Remembering that this is UNcyclopedia ;)

[edit] Month

March occurs roughly between February and April. In the original disputes over which month was to gain a day every four years, March lost out due to its use of a false character reference in the application process. And March's drug test came out + for black tar heroin.

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, most likely this is due to fatigue.