Manga

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Manga

“I suddenly have this urge to eat fruit and riceballs!”

~ Your Mom on on Fruits Basket

“Does anyone know who Chibi Chibi actually is??? ”

~ Anyone on on Sailor Moon

Manga is sort of like a comic book.

[edit] Reading

This can be either manga or mangay.

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, the word "manga" was created by the mighty overlord named Skye.

These almost sort of popular Japanese comic books which, instead of being read in the correct left to right fashion, are read right to left, and backwards (because Japanese people do that). Manga is more commonly and more politically correctly called Japanime (jap-an-im-Ay). Manga is not to be confused with a mango.

Sadly, those who glimpse hentai are unable to look away.

[edit] Page Layout

This guy gets it.

Not to mention that the events in the page aren't logically followed, in that frames are read right to left, then down. Which also goes contrary to how Japanese text is, where it is traditionally written top to bottom, advancing left when one runs out of paper or sentence. Meaning that the Manga titles are breaking from Japanese tradition and westernizing a bit. This also makes the manga reader feel special by involving them in something "traditionally" Japanese. It can also be used as an ingredient to suffocate vanilla wafers.

[edit] Characters

This is the charactor Suzukisushi from the manga "A man's gotta do what a dad's gotta do.

Anime and Manga are also similar in that there are fourteen basic character types:

• The overly butch and dominating female
• The overly bubbly and ditsy girl who's also totally useless and is there for boobs. (This tends to be the character that lifeless manga nerds jack off to.)
• The strong and silent male warrior who all the girls like
• The strong and silent female warrior, who participates in just as many daring exploits as the male warrior... off-screen. In other words, just there for boobs
• The stupid warrior in training (often times the main character)
• The happy go lucky kid who seems totally weak but really has some kind of crazy superpower and effortlessly kicks ass. (often times looses this power to pave the way for the main charcter to be the hero)
• Shitty philosophy from useless female character
• Someone's mom (see overly butch and dominating female)
• The Sensei
• The evil guy who all the girls like, is really powerful, and is a total gaywad
• Some guy who yells to gain more power.
• Annoying and stating-the-obvious explain/*gasp* character.
• A teen trying to put these little creatures in the balls.
• Men of which are more woman-like than women, which can be perceived as blasphemous or erotic.
• The ghost from a television.
• The enormous sword
• The only black guy
• The big, shiny eyes with pupils that retract and dilate every half-second
• The fugly monsters
• Teens with the ability to overpower adults
• The large breasts that defy gravity by being held aloft by thin strips of fabric
• The only Asian guy (you know the one who ALWAYS has his eyes closed, damn sleep walker...)
• The guy who cross dresses and looks like a complete hot chick (jailbait anyone?)
• The really REALLY smart guy who thinks for twenty entire pages in paragraph form

They are also similar in that they every love manga has someone who is/ cosplays as/ is somehow related to a non-japanese person.There is the rare occasion where African-Americans show up, although in drastically small numbers.

The generic fat person never appears in manga, however. because manga excludes most forms of physical ugliness.

She says, "Wow! Let's spread Yaoi to the world! So, let's convert all males into homosexuals!"

[edit] Popular Manga

• Bleach One guy killing thingsa that do nothing wrong. I mean what wrong with eating come one it just one human soul like u havent tryed.
• Alice Academy/Gauken Alice - An academy ONLY FOR PEOPLE CALLED ALICE! Warning: apparently only people called Alice can read this manga.
• Gintama - 3 poor bastards who try to pay their rent but fail....
• Guru Guru Pon-Chan - OMG A DOG TURNS INTO A GIRL!
• Naruto - bla, blah, blah, blah, lalalalala, NINJAS, ho-hum, do do do, niiiiiiiiiiijnaaaaaas!Omg Sasuke is a bitch! Ninjas!
• Othello - Ramblings about how sad it is that someone has a split personality.
• Chibi Vampire/Karin - Karin has a goth sister, a mother who hits people in the head with slippers, a perverted brother, an 'unhappy' classmate, and a colleague who is in love with her own uncle and wears extra extra extra padded bras. Somehow, none of this bothers her, but she is always having nosebleeds.
• Sailor Moon - Sailor Moon fights evil with her motley crew of pyros, lesbians, pschopaths and midgets.
• Cardcaptor Sakura - Sakura is searching for Clow cards. Unfortunatley so is a dude with huge eyebrows and his crazy cousin. Luckily, she has her girlfriend Tomoyo and a teddy called Keros to help her- oh no wait, maybe that's not so lucky.
• Bloody Kiss - A girl inherits a mansion from her dead grandmother. But the mansion is occupied by vampires who want to marry her or something.
• Fruits Basket - A girl named after a brand of car is the protogonist. Whatever will these Japanese people think of next???
• Little Queen - There's a Queen, and she is little. What more is there to say?
• Rozen Maiden - Some freak created 3-foot-high dolls, who fight to see which one is the most perfect. The one who's the most perfect gets humped by the paedo.
• Vampire Knight- A completely bizarre story about random vampires and people who have really glassy eyes. These eyes make it look like it wouldn't hurt if you poked them.
• Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle - All the characters are exactly the same as in Cardcaptor Sakura, but with a weird guy called Kurogane, a bishie called Fai and a white Mokona added to the mix.And some storyline about feathers or something.
• xxxHolic - Yuuko rulez!

[edit] North Korea

There is a think tank set up by Kim Il Sung which is trying to prove that manga is a NORTH KOREAN invention. They claim Kim Il Sung created it by shooting lasers out of his penis, 5,000,000,000 years ago. North Korean mangas are often dull, because no sex, violence, imperialism, colonialism, anti-government attitudes, anti-DPRK, or Japanese nationalism are allowed. Simply boiling down to cute girls in uniform parroting empty political slogans and propaganda. But there is an occasional Zerg Rush.

Typical North Korean manga

[edit] The Most Amazing Dead Manga Artist That Ever Lived.

• Ellen Degeneres and Mr.Miyagi

[edit] See also

• Manga Carta
• Manganese
• North Korea
• Hentai
• Chrono Crusade

[edit] In other languages

• 中文(正體)