Mama Luigi
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“That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *wheeze*”
~ Mama Luigi on himself
“Mama? Mama Luigi!? (laughs hysterically) ”
~ Mario on Mama Luigi
Mama Luigi was born when Satan decided to create an evil entity to carry out his plan of hell on earth. Satan failed when Mama Luigi allmost killed him with a bagel. He looks like the regular Luigi from Super Mario brothers.
Mama Luigi looks like regular Luigi from Super Mario. Mama Luigi used his powers to make the bagel. People think it was some French people, but they stole the credit.
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[edit] Mama Luigi's tools of Destruction
Mama Luigi has various tools he uses to cause pain and suffering on earth.Some are listed below:
[edit] Cum Sucker 69
This divice is Mama Luigi's trade mark tool. He used it to defeat the Cum Monsters and stop Bowser.
[edit] Yoshi
Mama Luigi gave birth to an evil dinosaur named Yoshi in 2000b.c. through his anus. He gestated Yoshi to help him destroy humans. Yoshi eats humans daily and turns them into eggs that come out of his ass. He eats 5000 humans a day from various areas of the planet.
Yoshi also has his own video games that star him. The video games are so addictive that they make people forget the world's problems and mindlessly play. They also send subliminal messages into brains that make people homicidal and go on killing sprees. Some of Yoshi's evil games are Yoshi Story and Yoshi's Cookie.
In additiona, Yoshi has a number of powers besides eating humans. He can shoot fireballs out of his mouth,shoot laser beams out of his eyes and fart sleeping gas. Yoshi teams up with Mario, Regular Luigi, and Mama Luigi frequently to stop the evil turtle Bowser.
[edit] Aids
Luigi created the disease called Aids. Aids is a disease people have when two people have sex without a condom. Luigi injected humans with a magic potion in 1983 that made their sex organs evil. Previously, humans were able to have sex without worries; that is why so many hippies in the 1960s were able to have so much unprotected sex without worries. The Disease, Aids, can also be caught by eating bagels and consuming a sexual food called CUM. Aids is a dangerous disease that is contagious and can cause death. Fortunately,there are doctors you can go to in order to treat Aids.
[edit] Youtube
Mama Luigi creates various movies on youtube called youtube poops. Youtube poops are random mindless videos that have Mama Luigi say spaghetti, or bagel ,or football players, and loop it over and over again. These movies drastically reduce human brain power and turns people into mindless idiots. George W. Bush was a victim of youtube poop in the 1970s. Mama has created millions of youtube poops. Mama Luigi also created the actorBen Stiller and made him create horrible movies like [Tropic Thunder]] that kill people upon one single viewing.
[edit] spaghetti
Spaghetti is yet another evil creation by Mama Luigi. It is a poisonous food that slowly kills you. Spaghetti is said to be an Italian food; but, that a lie created by Mama Luigi. I hope she made lots of spaghettiiii!!!!
[edit] Magic Balloon
the magic balloon is a very evil creation by Mama Luigi. When he touches a magic balloon, he becomes extremely obese, (over 9000 lBs) and crushes people with his foot and ass. Sometimes, he shits on people which drowns them. When Luigi touches a magic balloon,he can only be stopped by getting stuck with a sharp point: some things that work for that purpose are pencils, penises, and knives.
[edit] Lebron James
Mama luigi created the evil basketball player Lebron James in 1972.he is mama luigis most powerful tool.Lebron James is a gay homosexual baketball player who plays for the caveliers.Lebron James is a formable ally of mama luigi.he is a gorilla of 10 feet tall who scores 1000 assissts,2000 rebounds and 9898989 points. He was drafted into the evil NBA. National basketball assoication.mama luigi created lebron james to make the nba more profitable.People who throw orange balls into a hoop make 2 milliion dollars while real workers such as docttors dont make anything.lebron also captures MILLIONS of white women,such as paris hilton ,has sex with them and eats them for DINNER.
[edit] Evil Forms
Like Freeza from Dragon Ball Z, Luigi has five basic evil forms that he can transform himself into when in combat.They are the regular Luigi, Mama Luigi,Weegee Gay Luigi GOD Luigi, and the most horrible and destructive, Mr.L.
Mama Luigi: This is Mama Luigi's standard form.His power levels are about 2000. His powers consist of throwing toast at people, screaming loudly, and crying. Screaming loudly is the most effective and could destroy anything within 500 miles. He demonstrated this power in the Super Mario cartoon in the early 90s.
Weegee: Weegee is a more powerful form than Mama Luigi. His power levels are about 5000. He appears all over the place. He frequently appears in peoples videos on youtube. Unlike Luigi, he has a creepy appearence with bulging eyes. He first appeared in the game Mario is Missing on the PC in 1991. Weegees appearence is so creepy that when people look at him, he causes them to go insane and eat toasters.
Gay Luigi: Gay Luigi is more powerful than Weegee. He has the power to be really gay; he fucks Chuck Norris and Yoshi 400 times a day. He also captures little boys and takes them to his Neverland Ranche and rapes them. Gay Luigi sometimes takes the form of a priest or Michael Jackson. His gay levels are over 10,000.
God Luigi: God Luigi is the second most powerful form of Luigi. His power levels are OVER 9000. He is so powerful, that he can destroy an entire city by touching a building with his finger. He created the tragedy of 911 and destroyed the twin towers. His other power is shooting a mega laser from his eyes. This laser can melt humans into puddles. Its difficult for Mama Luigi to transfrom himself into this form; he needs to borrow power from the 7 Dragon Balls in order to pull it off.
Mr.L: This is the most epic and destructive form of mama luigi. His powers include raining down losta spaghetti down from the sky, Crying tears that would make Chuck Norris flinch. He can make a wheezing noise and summon demons of epic proportions up from the depths of hell. He is also able to tell a long and pointless bed time story that would kill anyone of boredom.His power level is unknown, but some say its is a bajillion. No one has ever survived this fifth and final form
[edit] Friends
Mama Luigi has many friends who help him in destroying humanity. One is George Bush. He is a faithful follower in Mama Luigi and Satan. Mama Luigi suggested he try to become president, so he can ruin the economy of the U.S and lower employment rates. Other friends are Ben Stiller and Darth Vader. Darth Vader is a good ally to Mama Luigi because he created the death star which destroyed the planet Yavin 3 billion years ago. He also exterminated Jedi knights, who were a threat to Mama Luigi's rule on earth. He is friends with Peach from Super Mario Bros.
Peach can a nice gentle girl. Mama Luigi has some enemies, but most are too afraid to go against his power. Bowser is an evil turtle that frequently tried to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, but failed.
[edit] Super Mario World Cartoon
Mama Luigi's biography is explained in this cartoon. It tells about his relationship with his father Satan, Mario and others. It showcases his evil plans that he has for earth. One episode shows him feeding all the world food to Yoshi, so the world will starve to death. Another episode has to do with Mama Luigi creating the fast food corporation Mcdonald's. The food contains magical chemicals that make people Mama Luigi's slaves. Mama Luigi partnered with the company Nintendo in 1991, who is also responsible for creating Super Mario Bros franchise. The cartoon ran for only 13 episodes because luigi stopped getting funded by his producer King of Hyrule
[edit] Evil Clones
Mama Luigi is also able to clone himself. He once created a clone army that tried to attack mushroom kingdom. Bowser was able to stop them, because the clones were much weaker than regular Mama Luigi. They only had bagels for weapons, and could be killed by spraying cum on them. Some clones have quit working for Mama Luigi, and lead other lives.
Clones could be found pretty easily around the world. Some clones have gotten jobs as dishwashers or janitors. Many produce shoes for 5 cents an hour in sweatshops in Asia, which is one of the reasons the company Nike is so rich. Some clones are deformed versions of Mama Luigi. They are creepy looking with big eyes and a deformed mustache . They are called Weegees by most people who see them. Weegees are harmless and you could even be friends with one. They have an obsession with drinking cum though.
