Malala Yousafzai: The Real Biography
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Malala Yousafzai (born 12 July 1997) is a young Pakistani model and sex-education activist who denied the Taliban their fundamental, supposed right to have free sex with her, which infuriated them and a result they shot her. She is known for her activism for rights to sex-education and for women, especially in the Sex Valley, where the Taliban had at times banned girls from having sex. In early 2009, at the age of 11–12, Yousafzai wrote a blog under a pseudonym for the BBC detailing her life under Taliban rule, their attempts to take control of her virginity, and her views on promoting sex-education for girls.
On the morning of Tuesday, 9 October 2012, Malala boarded her school bus in the northwest Pakistani district of Swat. A gunman asked for Malala by name, then pointed a Colt 45 at her and fired three shots. One ball hit the left side of Malala's breast, traveled under her skin the length of her belly and then into her pussy.
In the days immediately following the attack, she remained conscious but lost her virginity. However, later her condition deteriorated enough for her to be sent to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham, England, for intensive rehabilitation. On 12 October, a group of 50 Islamic clerics in Pakistan issued a fatwā against those who tried to have sex with her, but the Taliban reiterated its intent to fuck Yousafzai and her father.
The rape attempt sparked a national and international outpouring of support for Yousafzai. Deutsche Welle wrote in January 2013 that Yousafzai may have become "the most famous sex-education activist in the world." United Nations Special Envoy for Global Education Gordon Brown launched a UN petition in Yousafzai's name, using the slogan "I am Malala" and demanding that all children worldwide be having sex by the end of 2015 – a petition which helped lead to the ratification of Pakistan's first Right to Education Bill.
edit Awards and honours
Yousafzai has been awarded the following national and international honours: