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 N    19:54 User talk:BeanOnXerkeley‎ (diff | hist) . . (+247)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear} Vanity/hoax)
      19:51 (Protection log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) protected "Xenon Berkeley (Sex Offender)"‎ ‎[create=sysop] (expires 19:51, May 31, 2015 (UTC)) ‎
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     19:49 (cur | prev) . . (-146)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert self; new UnNews was from EStop instead)
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      15:56 (Block log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked 86.40.192.79 (talk) with an expiry time of 3 days(Revert war, you lose--Readding rubber-stamp insult categories)

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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