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February 1, 2015

+-     13:25 Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+451)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Sis&bud‎; Xamralco‎]
     13:25 (cur | prev) . . (+106)‎ . . Sis&bud (talk | contribs)
     04:45 (cur | prev) . . (+165)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs)
     03:27 (cur | prev) . . (+180)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{u|SPIKE}}: Vote to engineer another tie vote)
      13:24 User talk:SPIKE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+762)‎ . . 404 lie2me john (talk | contribs) (Delft edit in Netherlands page: new section)
+-     13:16 Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+704)‎ . . [Anton199‎; SPIKE‎; Xamralco‎]
     13:16 (cur | prev) . . (+125)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Start of 2015 Award To Be Awarded Whenever We Meander toward Consensus: )
     02:27 (cur | prev) . . (+63)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) ({{User|EStop}}: )
     02:09 (cur | prev) . . (+516)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (New award; nominate EStop)
+-     13:05 HowTo:Cure homosexuality‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+2)‎ . . [178.43.157.128‎ (2×)]
     13:05 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . 178.43.157.128 (talk) (Step 2: Join the Republican Party or a similar Gay hate group: )
     13:04 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . 178.43.157.128 (talk) (Step 1: Self-diagnosis: )
      12:33 Template:RecentUnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (-28)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs)
  m   12:10 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Plectrum‎ (diff | hist) . . (+67)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (←Voted for)
 N    10:37 User:CyborgKing0‎ (diff | hist) . . (+20)‎ . . CyborgKing0 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I like interrobangs.")
      10:26 User:Gregemeister420swag‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1,022)‎ . . Gregemeister420swag (talk | contribs)
      10:12 The Lord of the Rings‎ (diff | hist) . . (+141)‎ . . 27.253.79.79 (talk) (GOOD PPL: )
  m   08:12 UnNews:Saudi blogger: 10th round of flogging cancelled‎ (diff | hist) . . (+29)‎ . . Funnybony (talk | contribs)
+-     05:25 User:Chunkles/Blood substitute‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+193)‎ . . [Chunkles‎ (2×)]
     05:25 (cur | prev) . . (+192)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Jell-O is great for heart health)
 m   05:23 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Fix typo.)
      04:50 User:BrokenKnives/Bedbug‎ (diff | hist) . . (+8)‎ . . BrokenKnives (talk | contribs)
+-     03:28 Yoda‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+2)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Xamralco‎]
 m   03:28 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Life, early it was...: Surely this is what he meant)
 m   03:17 (cur | prev) . . (+2)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (Biography of Yoda, here is: )
+-     02:49 User talk:Xamralco‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (+972)‎ . . [Xamralco‎; SPIKE‎ (3×)]
     02:49 (cur | prev) . . (+205)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (How CoW started)
     02:25 (cur | prev) . . (+208)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (Horace: )
     01:41 (cur | prev) . . (+261)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Horace: PS re: Poe's law)
     01:30 (cur | prev) . . (+298)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Depends on what the meaning is)
+-     02:31 Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+137)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Xamralco‎]
     02:31 (cur | prev) . . (+74)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{u|Anton199}}: Voted for)
     02:28 (cur | prev) . . (+63)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) ({{u|Anton199}}: )
      02:10 User:EStop‎ (diff | hist) . . (+14)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Nomination)
      02:00 Forum:Awards‎ (diff | hist) . . (+333)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Concur)
+-     01:43 Horace‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+45)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Xamralco‎]
     01:43 (cur | prev) . . (+10)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Per conversation with Xamralco, make it clear that the red-linked Category is a joke and not an error)
 m   01:07 (cur | prev) . . (+35)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of Xamralco (talk) to last version by SPIKE)
      01:19 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan‎ (diff | hist) . . (-279)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Undid revision 5851677 by 96.54.233.77--Added paragraph that "The official insect of Saskatoon is the Mosquito"--Not novel nor specific to Saskatoon)
  m   01:17 Lewis Hamilton‎ (diff | hist) . . (-233)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Gregemeister420swag--Added new paragraph on homosexual affair, ending in possible in-joke)
  m   01:16 HowTo:Destroy the World‎ (diff | hist) . . (-571)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Bath: Revert Anon and delete his new section--The only humor is in his use of Pidgin English)
  m   01:14 Renewable energy‎ (diff | hist) . . (+74)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs)
  m   01:14 The Flash‎ (diff | hist) . . (-124)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Ashketus--Appended final sentence to paragraph somewhere between cryptic and random)
 N    01:12 User talk:Cutebutpsycho‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,548)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome; deleted)
+-     01:12 (Huff log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (8×)]
     01:12 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page User:Cutebutpsycho(Junky rant; explained on author's talk page)
     01:08 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page User:Stockhouseekim/Chidliak/ch1(Mass deletion of pages added by Stockhouseekim)
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  m   01:11 One Thousand and One Nights‎ (diff | hist) . . (+59)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (added Category:Pages that look like the things they're about; Categorized page using HotCat)
  m   01:11 Raphael‎ (diff | hist) . . (+6)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs)
      01:10 Rembrandt‎ (diff | hist) . . (+104)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (+Category:Artists; +Category:Historical figures; +Category:Dutch people; +Category:Sexy People; Categorized page using HotCat)
  m   01:09 Supply-side Jesus‎ (diff | hist) . . (+6)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs)
      01:08 (Block log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked Stockhouseekim (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day(Get a good night's sleep and explain what in hell you are doing. Then start over.)
  m   01:07 NBC‎ (diff | hist) . . (+42)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (added Category:American television networks; Categorized page using HotCat)

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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