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      02:19 User talk:Volkanik‎ (diff | hist) . . (+512)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (HowTo:Be happy: PS)
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     22:10 (cur | prev) . . (+297)‎ . . Volkanik (talk | contribs) (This article is to help people who are feeling rather blue, and to help them with the struggles of daily life.)
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 N    23:32 User talk:Polandball421‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,270)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Welcome)
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      23:10 Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 1‎ (diff | hist) . . (+106)‎ . . Polandball421 (talk | contribs) (God kicks Satan in the nuts)
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Writer and Noob of the Month

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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