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September 3, 2015

+-     07:28 Nikita Khrushchev‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [108.38.11.198‎; Romartus‎]
 m   07:28 (cur | prev) . . (-1,362)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Doesn't fit with the rest of the article. )
     04:28 (cur | prev) . . (+1,362)‎ . . 108.38.11.198 (talk) (/* Ousted Out of Power, Retirement and Death and Legacy from H-BANG!-ll)
      07:17 Blitzkrieg‎ (diff | hist) . . (+23)‎ . . Reubencpiplupyay (talk | contribs) (Aftermath: )
+-     07:09 Kim Jong-un‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (+597)‎ . . [Chunkles‎; Jamesong12345‎ (3×)]
     07:09 (cur | prev) . . (+193)‎ . . Jamesong12345 (talk | contribs)
     07:04 (cur | prev) . . (+404)‎ . . Jamesong12345 (talk | contribs)
 m   06:30 (cur | prev) . . (-460)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of Jamesong12345 (talk) to last version by Spike)
     05:16 (cur | prev) . . (+460)‎ . . Jamesong12345 (talk | contribs)
      06:40 Bugger‎ (diff | hist) . . (-68)‎ . . 5.67.131.189 (talk) (History: )
+-     06:20 SQL‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+40)‎ . . [Chunkles‎ (2×)]
     06:20 (cur | prev) . . (+36)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Add category)
 m   04:42 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Add link)
      06:19 Uncyclopedia:VFH/SQL‎ (diff | hist) . . (+180)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs)
+-     05:03 (User creation log)‎ . . [Abcdefghjklmnopqrstuvwxyz‎; IHaveAWikiNow‎; Jamesong12345‎; Rock-O-Jello II‎]
     05:03 . . Jamesong12345 (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎
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      04:37 Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Fix a computer‎ (diff | hist) . . (+377)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs)
      04:19 Castration‎ (diff | hist) . . (+40)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Add category)
+-     04:17 Testicular expansion‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+164)‎ . . [Chunkles‎ (3×)]
     04:17 (cur | prev) . . (+39)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Add new category)
     04:07 (cur | prev) . . (+69)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Add link to related article in intro)
     04:06 (cur | prev) . . (+56)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Add See also section and category)
+-     04:16 Exploding Testicles‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+64)‎ . . [Chunkles‎ (2×)]
     04:16 (cur | prev) . . (+39)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Add new category)
     04:11 (cur | prev) . . (+25)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Signs and symptoms: Add link to related article)
 N    04:15 Category:Diseases of the testicles‎ (diff | hist) . . (+55)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{CatBrowser}} {{Subcat|Diseases}} {{Subcat|Testicles}}")
+-     04:10 Elephantiasis‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+34)‎ . . [Chunkles‎; Spike‎ (2×)]
     04:10 (cur | prev) . . (+46)‎ . . Chunkles (talk | contribs) (Teabagious Maximus: Add link to related article)
     03:18 (cur | prev) . . (+1,390)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Causes: Rewrite)
     01:27 (cur | prev) . . (-1,402)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Post-edit Anon; clean up Intro; delete section of famous sufferers (listcruft); delete Discography)
 N    02:50 User talk:Rock-O-Jello II‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2,918)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Welcome; The Second?)
+-     02:49 User talk:Zim ulator‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (+840)‎ . . [Spike‎ (2×); Zim ulator‎ (2×)]
     02:49 (cur | prev) . . (+266)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (A visit)
     02:37 (cur | prev) . . (+104)‎ . . Zim ulator (talk | contribs) (UnNews:Deflategate rocks New England Patriots world‎: )
     02:34 (cur | prev) . . (+118)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs)
     02:26 (cur | prev) . . (+352)‎ . . Zim ulator (talk | contribs) (UnNews:Deflategate rocks New England Patriots world‎: )
 N    02:45 User:Rock-O-Jello II‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2)‎ . . Rock-O-Jello II (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Hi")
+-     02:10 (Block log)‎ . . [Spike‎ (5×)]
     02:10 . . Spike (talk | contribs) blocked 86.169.56.135 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks(Ranting in text of article)
     01:19 . . Spike (talk | contribs) changed block settings for 58.172.234.179 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) ‎(Upon further review, you have been making bad edits all day, so it's more than just the spliff)
     01:18 . . Spike (talk | contribs) blocked 58.172.234.179 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 day(Enough time to get straight)
     01:14 . . Spike (talk | contribs) blocked 99.101.115.10 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks(Vandal)
     01:11 . . Spike (talk | contribs) blocked IAmColossus (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day(Vandal: A short spree rubber-stamping articles)
      02:04 Prime Minister of Canada‎ (diff | hist) . . (-81)‎ . . 108.63.145.191 (talk) (Not-so standard realistic list of Canadian Prime Ministers: )
      01:45 Arrogance‎ (diff | hist) . . (+66)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Psychology: Finish copy-edit)
+-     01:27 (Huff log)‎ . . [Spike‎ (5×)]
     01:27 . . Spike (talk | contribs) deleted page Hugo de groot(content was: " '''Etymology''' noun. ''en'': Hugo The Great. ---- '''Definition''' 1- An historical figure. 2- A Portuguese tourist. ---- '''History''' 1..." (and the only contributor was "62.189.141.110"))
     01:16 . . Spike (talk | contribs) deleted page Banbury(No humor detected. Read HTBFANJS: content was: " == Banbury == Banbury is the rural market town that resides on the north end of the glorious cow poo county of Oxfordshire; despite popular demand by ..." (and the only contributor was "[[Special:C...)
     01:14 . . Spike (talk | contribs) deleted page Penis penis penis(Mass deletion of pages added by 99.101.115.10)
     01:14 . . Spike (talk | contribs) deleted page Aaa(Mass deletion of pages added by 99.101.115.10)
     01:14 . . Spike (talk | contribs) deleted page AAAAAA (AAAAAAAA)(Mass deletion of pages added by 99.101.115.10)
  m   01:17 United Arab Emirates‎ (diff | hist) . . (-735)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Revert Anon--Added "CONtROLLED By MAWAWAWATONS (Mandi(Aboiled rice with roasted any animal on top) eaters)" etc)
 N    01:14 User talk:IAmColossus‎ (diff | hist) . . (+358)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear})

September 2, 2015

+-     23:33 The Sun (comic)‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+587)‎ . . [80.7.130.56‎ (3×)]
     23:33 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . 80.7.130.56 (talk) (Vocabulary: )
     23:25 (cur | prev) . . (+497)‎ . . 80.7.130.56 (talk) (Vocabulary: )
     22:57 (cur | prev) . . (+90)‎ . . 80.7.130.56 (talk) (Vocabulary: )
      23:27 (User creation log) . . JustHereToTalkAboutPete (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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