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December 29, 2014

+-     04:40 Team Fortress 2‎‎ (7 changes | hist) . . (+338)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Mister Jaber‎ (6×)]
 m   04:40 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Spy: )
 m   04:17 (cur | prev) . . (+6)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Defensive Classes: )
     03:51 (cur | prev) . . (+332)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Game Modes: Second attempt at adding Territorial Control game mode (I guess).)
 m   01:18 (cur | prev) . . (-350)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Mister Jaber--Regarding "That's all you need to know," we don't even need to know that, as it is history not humor)
 m   01:18 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Pyro: According to the TF2 market, that's how you spell it.)
 m   01:07 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Game Modes: )
     01:06 (cur | prev) . . (+350)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Game Modes: I added the abandoned game mode that still exists in the game files for some reason.)
  m   04:22 Alcohol‎ (diff | hist) . . (+4)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Spelling.)
      04:13 Super Smash Brothers‎ (diff | hist) . . (+6,292)‎ . . Sammac13 (talk | contribs)
      04:10 Carcass (band)‎ (diff | hist) . . (-4)‎ . . 108.91.173.156 (talk) (Discography: )
  m   03:48 UnNews:Russian currency crisis ends‎ (diff | hist) . . (+7)‎ . . GourdRoger (talk | contribs) (avoiding redirects)
+-     03:48 (Upload log)‎ . . [Sammac13‎ (2×)]
     03:48 . . Sammac13 (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Ssb2.jpg'' ‎
     01:30 . . Sammac13 (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Melee.jpg'' ‎
+-     03:36 Feminism‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [72.49.223.89‎; SPIKE‎]
 m   03:36 (cur | prev) . . (-74)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Anon--Added poignant political comment as initial quotation instead of humor)
     03:24 (cur | prev) . . (+74)‎ . . 72.49.223.89 (talk)
+-N    03:35 User talk:Mister Jaber‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+3,626)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     03:35 (cur | prev) . . (+534)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (User talk:186.215.91.117‎‎: new section)
N    01:20 (cur) . . (+3,092)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome; reverted)
+-     03:30 User talk:15bitzers‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+673)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     03:30 (cur | prev) . . (+57)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Correct timestamp on original post)
     03:28 (cur | prev) . . (+616)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Indecisiveness: new section)
+-N    03:29 User talk:186.215.91.117‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+78)‎ . . [Mister Jaber‎ (2×)]
     03:29 (cur | prev) . . (+53)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (eh)
N    03:29 (cur) . . (+25)‎ . . Mister Jaber (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I created an account now.")
      03:24 (Block log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked 15bitzers (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day(Vandal)
      03:16 Talk:Stupid Americans‎ (diff | hist) . . (+284)‎ . . 75.142.45.137 (talk)
+-     02:59 HowTo:Eat a Twix‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-447)‎ . . [15bitzers‎; SPIKE‎]
     02:59 (cur | prev) . . (-903)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Undid revision 5845014 by 15bitzers--HowTo:Make a long list even worse. Also, kill unattributed quotes)
     02:42 (cur | prev) . . (+456)‎ . . 15bitzers (talk | contribs)
+-     02:55 Red‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (-617)‎ . . [15bitzers‎; SPIKE‎ (3×)]
     02:55 (cur | prev) . . (-551)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (PPS--Quotes weren't funny either)
     02:54 (cur | prev) . . (-66)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Ice Hockey (like the Canadian flag): )
 m   02:53 (cur | prev) . . (-212)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of 15bitzers (talk) to last version by SPIKE)
     02:45 (cur | prev) . . (+212)‎ . . 15bitzers (talk | contribs) (Ice Hockey (like the Canadian flag): )
+-     02:37 Petticoating‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+3)‎ . . [63.142.161.2‎ (2×)]
     02:37 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . 63.142.161.2 (talk) (Chastity: )
     02:35 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . 63.142.161.2 (talk) (the)
+-     02:29 Cajuns‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+1,214)‎ . . [Turbie‎ (2×)]
     02:29 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . Turbie (talk | contribs)
     02:25 (cur | prev) . . (+1,210)‎ . . Turbie (talk | contribs)
      02:06 Lifetime‎ (diff | hist) . . (-1)‎ . . 24.12.228.61 (talk) (History: )
+-     01:42 Iain Dowie‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-275)‎ . . [86.168.171.175‎; SPIKE‎]
     01:42 (cur | prev) . . (-372)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Anon, delete entire section "Head" (Size Of Penis Humor), also delete final remaining sentence (ranting about other editors))
     01:26 (cur | prev) . . (+97)‎ . . 86.168.171.175 (talk)
+-     00:53 User:Yomamen‎‎ (5 changes | hist) . . (-3,083)‎ . . [Yomamen‎ (5×)]
     00:53 (cur | prev) . . (-453)‎ . . Yomamen (talk | contribs) (Famous Quotes: )
     00:53 (cur | prev) . . (-113)‎ . . Yomamen (talk | contribs) (External Links: )
     00:53 (cur | prev) . . (-764)‎ . . Yomamen (talk | contribs) (Work experience: )
     00:53 (cur | prev) . . (-792)‎ . . Yomamen (talk | contribs) (The best upcoming chef: )
     00:52 (cur | prev) . . (-961)‎ . . Yomamen (talk | contribs) (Early Life: )
      00:11 User talk:Romartus‎ (diff | hist) . . (+695)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (can you help me?: Reply)

December 28, 2014

 N    23:54 User talk:Loyalmolloy‎ (diff | hist) . . (+67)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear})
      23:53 (Huff log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Turd blossom(content was: "A flower that grows only in shit, only in Texas. Also, a nickname for Karl Rove." (and the only contributor was "Loyalmolloy"))
      23:52 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎ (diff | hist) . . (+431)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Bush Family}}: new section)
+-     23:51 Bush Family‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+365)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Loyalmolloy‎ (2×)]
     23:51 (cur | prev) . . (+8)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (+VFD)
     23:42 (cur | prev) . . (+10)‎ . . Loyalmolloy (talk | contribs)
     23:41 (cur | prev) . . (+347)‎ . . Loyalmolloy (talk | contribs)
      23:32 Team Fortress 2‎ (diff | hist) . . (-46)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Remove external link)
      23:29 Cajun‎ (diff | hist) . . (-562)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Remove initial photo ("Excuse me, sah, but may I add vanity to this page?"); remove two sentences of comparable vanity from the Intro)

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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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