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September 15, 2014

+-     04:00 (Move log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (2×)]
     04:00 . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) moved page Talk:Catostrophic time space failure to Talk:Catastrophic time-space failure(wow)
     04:00 . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) moved page Catostrophic time space failure to Catastrophic time-space failure(wow)
     00:05 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) moved page Jimbert to User:DethCrow17/Jimbert without leaving a redirect ‎(Userspaced; more on author's talk page)
+-     03:59 Catostrophic time space failure‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (-679)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎; 66.117.215.3‎ (2×)]
     03:59 (cur | prev) . . (-927)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (ah... stuff. reverts, spelling, whatnot)
     03:57 (cur | prev) . . (+375)‎ . . 66.117.215.3 (talk) (What We Can Learn From Their Mistakes: )
     03:51 (cur | prev) . . (-127)‎ . . 66.117.215.3 (talk) (What We Can Learn From Their Mistakes: )
      03:50 Cereal‎ (diff | hist) . . (+7,189)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (see if this goes over--added comments to explain some things)
+-     03:44 Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+182)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (3×)]
     03:44 (cur | prev) . . (+56)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (+User:Llwy-ar-lawr/UnScripts:Puckerbutt)
 m   03:43 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (September 14th: )
     03:43 (cur | prev) . . (+125)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (+User:Llwy-ar-lawr/This page does not exist)
+-     03:39 User:Llwy-ar-lawr‎‎ (5 changes | hist) . . (+219)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (5×)]
 m   03:39 (cur | prev) . . (+81)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (added Category:Rejoice, for HotCat has risen from the dead to spread the good news; Categorized page using HotCat)
     03:38 (cur | prev) . . (-51)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs)
     03:32 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (I don't even bother counting)
     03:29 (cur | prev) . . (+137)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs)
     02:51 (cur | prev) . . (+51)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (hotcat has flaked off... oh well)
 N    03:27 User:Llwy-ar-lawr/User snargled‎ (diff | hist) . . (+428)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (snakes explain everything)
      03:04 Template:Userboxtop‎ (diff | hist) . . (-7)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (link to real wikipedia page)
+-     02:54 The Day The Earth Stood Still‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [98.195.209.69‎; Xamralco‎]
 m   02:54 (cur | prev) . . (+8)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of 98.195.209.69 (talk) to last version by SPIKE)
     02:03 (cur | prev) . . (-8)‎ . . 98.195.209.69 (talk)
      02:43 Vermont‎ (diff | hist) . . (-107)‎ . . 67.1.180.95 (talk) (Attractions: )
      02:18 Template:Welcome‎ (diff | hist) . . (-38)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (remove reference to UN:CHAT)
      01:48 (Block log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked 107.7.142.6 (talk) with an expiry time of 3 months(Cyberbullying)
      01:47 User talk:Notacorporation‎ (diff | hist) . . (+752)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Níl Patrik Pending: new section)
+-     01:44 (Huff log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     01:44 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Níl Patrik Pending(Subject is not found on Wikipedia and is probably vanity)
     00:01 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Delta Airlines(Pointless redirect)
  m   01:38 Terry Wogan‎ (diff | hist) . . (+225)‎ . . Weekendoff (talk | contribs)
  m   01:27 Tony Robinson‎ (diff | hist) . . (+378)‎ . . Weekendoff (talk | contribs)
+-     01:04 User talk:Xamralco‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+528)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Xamralco‎]
     01:04 (cur | prev) . . (+350)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Mac OS Y‎‎: )
     00:44 (cur | prev) . . (+178)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs)
      00:57 (Upload log) . . Notacorporation (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Youngastronautsclub2.jpg'' ‎
      00:46 Uncyclopedia:Active Admins‎ (diff | hist) . . (+73)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs)
+-     00:10 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+385)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     00:10 (cur | prev) . . (+385)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|43}}: Reply to comment)
 m   00:06 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Nexon}}: scorefix for TempSwampert11)
 N    00:04 User talk:DethCrow17‎ (diff | hist) . . (+777)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear} Userspaced, HTBFANJS)

September 14, 2014

      23:56 Town meeting‎ (diff | hist) . . (+29)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Tricks: Close the loop)
 N    23:48 Jimbert‎ (diff | hist) . . (+801)‎ . . DethCrow17 (talk | contribs) (The real story behind "The Lemon Song" and other Zeppelin songs where the moaning sounds just too real.)
+-     23:42 User talk:Xamralco‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+541)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     23:42 (cur | prev) . . (+176)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Mac OS Y‎‎: )
     23:40 (cur | prev) . . (+365)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Mac OS Y‎‎: new section)
+-     23:41 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+300)‎ . . [TempSwampert11‎ (2×)]
     23:41 (cur | prev) . . (+142)‎ . . TempSwampert11 (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Nexon}}: )
     23:38 (cur | prev) . . (+158)‎ . . TempSwampert11 (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Brick}}: )
 N    23:17 User talk:Alfredism‎ (diff | hist) . . (+263)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear})
      23:08 English language‎ (diff | hist) . . (+25)‎ . . 82.41.51.208 (talk) (Some stupidities of English: another way to pronounce ou)
      23:07 Oslo‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1,114)‎ . . 37.191.148.61 (talk) (Demographics: )
  m   23:07 The things your family doesn't know‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (spelling)
+-     21:45 Mac OS Y‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (-141)‎ . . [NewNewz‎; Xamralco‎ (2×)]
 m   21:45 (cur | prev) . . (-141)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs)
 m   21:43 (cur | prev) . . (-131)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of NewNewz (talk) to last version by The Woodburninator)
     21:40 (cur | prev) . . (+131)‎ . . NewNewz (talk | contribs)
      21:44 (Block log) . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked NewNewz (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month(Spamming links to external sites)
      21:23 User:SecondChanceForMe‎ (diff | hist) . . (-23)‎ . . SecondChanceForMe (talk | contribs)
  m   21:01 Jimmy Savile‎ (diff | hist) . . (-152)‎ . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of Alfredism (talk) to last version by SPIKE)

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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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