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July 5, 2015

 N    09:32 Islamabad‎ (diff | hist) . . (+474)‎ . . 14.97.243.99 (talk) (Created page with "Islamabad, also meaning 'Islam's Bad'. Islam Bad as two people would insist, Islam is bad. Islam is bad. Sooooo. {{Q|Islamabad. Like Islamagood, Jewsagood, Hindusagood, Chris...")
      09:29 Indonesia‎ (diff | hist) . . (+118)‎ . . 14.97.243.99 (talk)
      09:27 Mink‎ (diff | hist) . . (+65)‎ . . 14.97.243.99 (talk) (Undid revision 5877515 by Spike (talk))
      06:59 Latte‎ (diff | hist) . . (-8)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Remove tag. Saved off VFD.)
      06:27 User:EStop‎ (diff | hist) . . (+377)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (CONTRIBUTIONS: Update)
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      02:39 Psychopath‎ (diff | hist) . . (-169)‎ . . 173.80.132.195 (talk) (Got rid of the fucking stupid ass pony.)
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July 4, 2015

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+-     20:22 Latte‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+428)‎ . . [EStop‎ (3×)]
     20:22 (cur | prev) . . (+8)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (In society: Fix punct last para.)
     20:19 (cur | prev) . . (+426)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Add pic. Tweaks.)
     19:54 (cur | prev) . . (-6)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Modern Latte: Tweaks.)
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  • 1687 - Isaac Newton (pictured) discovers gravity after being hit on the head by a falling fig.
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  • 1999 - Again, the aliens miss the due date.
  • 2000 - Yet again, the aliens fail to meet their contractual obligations.
  • 2001 - Cultists get seriously pissed off with yet another no-show.
  • 2002 - Kooks consider taking legal action against missing aliens.
  • 2003 - Aliens turned up, but not the right aliens. Bloody mocking tourists.
  • 2004 - No one turns up because no one expects the aliens to. And, yup, they didn't.
  • 2005 - If you are reading this, the aliens did not turn up for the 8th year running.
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