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 N    10:37 Want Top Tips About Seo Browse The Valuable Write-up Under‎ (diff | hist) . . (+5,504)‎ . . KirkUryolntedb (talk | contribs) (Created page with " \ոThe amount of money and time pеrhaрѕ you have investeԁ iո your site? If you haven't expended ɑ lot of time on searcҺ engine marketing, or Search engine marketіng, ...")
 N    10:37 User:KirkUryolntedb‎ (diff | hist) . . (+202)‎ . . KirkUryolntedb (talk | contribs) (Created page with "56 yr old Еndocrinologist Franklin Saelee from Barry's Bay, eոjoүs cryptography, gsa and towardѕ the disaƅleԀ. Discovered somе amazing spots haѵing spent 9 weeks at G...")
      10:31 User talk:Mctomerd11‎ (diff | hist) . . (+298)‎ . . Mctomerd11 (talk | contribs) (Gaza War on VFD: )
+-N    10:09 Uncyclopedia:VFH/philippine network war‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+328)‎ . . [112.208.202.153‎; ChiefjusticeDS‎]
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     09:12 (cur | prev) . . (+157)‎ . . ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs)
     09:06 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) ("Hall od Shame"?)
N    09:03 (cur) . . (+796)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Forumheader|Village Dump}} <!-- Put your content below. Make sure to sign your edits with four tildes. --> ''Discussed on: [[User talk:Romartus#Hall of Shame|Romartus' tal...")
+-     09:42 Geography‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (-1,037)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; ScottPat‎ (2×)]
     09:42 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) (Belay that dash!)
     09:41 (cur | prev) . . (+110)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs)
     08:57 (cur | prev) . . (-1,147)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Delete initial quotations, two sections of listcruft, final section where author apologizes for having nothing to say)
      09:35 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Peter Sagan‎ (diff | hist) . . (+310)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs)
      09:28 User talk:Anton199‎ (diff | hist) . . (+154)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) (Uncyclopedia:VFH/North African Campaign: new section)
      09:26 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Political cartoon‎ (diff | hist) . . (+81)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs)
+-     09:25 Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+173)‎ . . [ScottPat‎ (2×)]
     09:25 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) (Balls to that!)
     09:25 (cur | prev) . . (+172)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) (Official Nominations for April(- May) 2014: )
      09:22 User talk:Vegetationlife‎ (diff | hist) . . (+407)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) (Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month: new section)
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      08:46 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2014-04‎ (diff | hist) . . (+522)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Archive)
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     08:46 (cur | prev) . . (-522)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDc|That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation}}: to archive)
     08:45 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Gaza War}}: Vote closed)
     08:44 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn}}: Deleted)
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     08:44 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn(Voted for deletion (VFD))
     08:43 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page File:Untitled-1.jpg(Only mainspace user died at VFD)
     08:38 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page User talk:MercedeLavigne(Mass deletion of pages added by MercedeLavigne)
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      08:41 Charlotte Church‎ (diff | hist) . . (+223)‎ . . Vegetationlife (talk | contribs) (Early Life and Career: )
      08:37 (Block log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked MercedeLavigne (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite(Spambot)

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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