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February 11, 2016

+-N    21:15 User:BoyInCharge55/You have two cows/32‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+1,258)‎ . . [BoyInCharge55‎ (2×)]
     21:15 (cur | prev) . . (+30)‎ . . BoyInCharge55 (talk | contribs)
N    21:13 (cur) . . (+1,228)‎ . . BoyInCharge55 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{title|You have two cows: Consoles Volume 2}} {{YHTC header}}  ;'''Genesis''': You have 16 cows. All of them have high-definition graphics.  ;'''32X''': You have 32 cows. Th...")
 N    21:14 User:BoyInCharge55‎ (diff | hist) . . (+117)‎ . . BoyInCharge55 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Hello! As you can see, here are my articles down below. ==My Articles== #User:BoyInCharge55/You have two cows/32")
+-     20:52 HowTo:Get Super Powers‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+213)‎ . . [Expert3222‎; EStop‎ (2×)]
     20:52 (cur | prev) . . (+149)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Add pic)
     20:43 (cur | prev) . . (-395)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (What Power?: Tweaks.)
 m   19:21 (cur | prev) . . (+459)‎ . . Expert3222 (talk | contribs) (Undid revision 5931030 by 68.9.47.9 (talk))
      20:48 (Upload log) . . EStop (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Reading-batman-splsh.jpg'' ‎
      20:42 Dentist‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,373)‎ . . 50.241.142.166 (talk) (History: )
+-     20:11 User talk:UncommonMouse‎‎ (6 changes | hist) . . (+1,858)‎ . . [UncommonMouse‎; EStop‎ (2×); Spike‎ (3×)]
     20:11 (cur | prev) . . (+381)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Recurring wobble)
     20:00 (cur | prev) . . (+253)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (UnNews Collaboration: Glitch?)
     19:55 (cur | prev) . . (+320)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (UnNews Collaboration: )
     19:35 (cur | prev) . . (+173)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Toolbar)
     19:26 (cur | prev) . . (+344)‎ . . UncommonMouse (talk | contribs)
     19:15 (cur | prev) . . (+387)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (UnNews Collaboration)
+-     19:51 UnNews:Love goes down fast in frenzied trading‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+202)‎ . . [Spike‎ (2×)]
     19:51 (cur | prev) . . (+203)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Sources:: Fourth Source)
 m   19:32 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Comma)
      19:50 (Protection log) . . EStop (talk | contribs) protected "Kirby"‎ ‎[edit=autoconfirmed] (expires 19:50, February 18, 2016 (UTC)) ‎[move=autoconfirmed] (expires 19:50, February 18, 2016 (UTC)) ‎(Cruft magnet.)
+-     19:48 Kirby‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [EStop‎; 166.127.1.182‎ (2×)]
 m   19:48 (cur | prev) . . (-495)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Not relevant to the article, sorry.)
     19:18 (cur | prev) . . (-4)‎ . . 166.127.1.182 (talk) (Resurrection: )
     19:16 (cur | prev) . . (+499)‎ . . 166.127.1.182 (talk) (Resurrection: )
+-     19:41 User talk:EStop‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+390)‎ . . [EStop‎; Spike‎]
     19:41 (cur | prev) . . (+66)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Kirby: "Righto")
     19:39 (cur | prev) . . (+324)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Kirby: new section)
      19:34 User:Spike/UnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (+92)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Contributions: +UnNews:Love goes down fast in frenzied trading)
      19:26 Template:Lead articles‎ (diff | hist) . . (+113)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs)
      19:19 Template:RecentUnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (-176)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs)
+-     19:19 User talk:Spike‎‎ (6 changes | hist) . . (+739)‎ . . [EStop‎ (3×); Spike‎ (3×)]
     19:19 (cur | prev) . . (+141)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (UnNews:Love goes down fast in frenzied trading: Agree.)
 m   19:17 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (UnNews:Love futures plummet in frenzied trading: )
     19:17 (cur | prev) . . (+177)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (UnNews:Love futures plummet in frenzied trading: )
     19:05 (cur | prev) . . (+196)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (UnNews:Love Futures plummet: Rename and reply)
     18:56 (cur | prev) . . (+91)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (UnNews:Love Futures plummet: I'll sort the 2nd source.)
     18:52 (cur | prev) . . (+135)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Feature?)
+-     19:16 (Move log)‎ . . [Spike‎ (2×)]
     19:16 . . Spike (talk | contribs) moved page User talk:UncommonMouse/UnNews Collab to UnNews talk:Love goes down fast in frenzied trading(Mainspace)
     19:16 . . Spike (talk | contribs) moved page User:UncommonMouse/UnNews Collab to UnNews:Love goes down fast in frenzied trading(Mainspace)
+-     19:15 User talk:Memmon‎‎ (6 changes | hist) . . (+1,425)‎ . . [EStop‎; Spike‎ (2×); Memmon‎ (3×)]
     19:15 (cur | prev) . . (+341)‎ . . Memmon (talk | contribs) (HowTo:Get Super Powers: )
     19:10 (cur | prev) . . (+205)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (HowTo:Get Super Powers: Gifs rollbackz)
     18:50 (cur | prev) . . (+255)‎ . . Memmon (talk | contribs) (HowTo:Get Super Powers: )
     18:49 (cur | prev) . . (+250)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (More thanks)
     18:44 (cur | prev) . . (+219)‎ . . Memmon (talk | contribs) (HowTo:Get Super Powers: )
     18:43 (cur | prev) . . (+155)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Karnivool: Thank you.)
+-     19:14 User:UncommonMouse/UnNews Collab‎‎ (6 changes | hist) . . (+853)‎ . . [EStop‎; Spike‎ (5×)]
     19:14 (cur | prev) . . (+3)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Fenruary? EStop must have been in)
     19:02 (cur | prev) . . (+144)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Sources:)
     18:44 (cur | prev) . . (+166)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Another photo)
     18:41 (cur | prev) . . (+159)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (And child support)
 m   18:39 (cur | prev) . . (-5)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Link; hyphens; italics)
     18:36 (cur | prev) . . (+386)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Add Mexican teddy-bear thief)
+-     19:09 (User rights log)‎ . . [Spike‎ (2×)]
     19:09 . . Spike (talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Memmon from poweruser and autopatrolled to poweruser, autopatrolled and rollback ‎(Power user)
     19:01 . . Spike (talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Memmon from poweruser to poweruser and autopatrolled ‎(Veteran patroller)
+-     19:07 User talk:UncommonMouse/UnNews Collab‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+308)‎ . . [EStop‎; Spike‎]
     19:07 (cur | prev) . . (+105)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Done.)
     18:46 (cur | prev) . . (+203)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs)
      19:04 Johnny Rockett‎ (diff | hist) . . (+16)‎ . . 82.132.216.215 (talk)

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