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Today's featured article May 25, 2013      19:56  (User creation log)‎ . . [Chacks‎; Vvvvv‎]       19:56 . . Chacks (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎       17:46 . . Vvvvv (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎      19:53  Jessie Ventura‎ (diff | hist) . . (+47)‎ . . 46.7.162.157 (talk) (→‎Jessie's Childhood: )      19:44  User talk:V V I P‎‎ (5 changes | hist) . . (+1,413)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×); Anton199‎ (3×)]       19:44 (cur | prev) . . (+472)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Anton)       19:33 (cur | prev) . . (+50)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (→‎"Really serious": )       19:33 (cur | prev) . . (+30)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (→‎"Really serious": )       19:32 (cur | prev) . . (+162)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (→‎"Really serious": )       19:06 (cur | prev) . . (+699)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (→‎"Really serious": new section)      19:40  User talk:Reverend P. Pennyfeather‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (+1,402)‎ . . [ScottPat‎; Anton199‎; Reverend P. Pennyfeather‎ (2×)]       19:40 (cur | prev) . . (+339)‎ . . Reverend P. Pennyfeather (talk | contribs) (→‎Ukraine: )       18:43 (cur | prev) . . (+304)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (→‎Ukraine: )  m    18:36 (cur | prev) . . (+308)‎ . . ScottPat (talk | contribs) (→‎Ukraine: )       18:06 (cur | prev) . . (+451)‎ . . Reverend P. Pennyfeather (talk | contribs) (→‎Ukraine: )      19:39  (Huff log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (7×)]       19:39 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Frost & Sullivan ‎(Broken redirect)       19:39 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page PGRU ‎(Broken redirect)       19:38 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page 2012 Internet doomsday ‎(Broken redirect)       19:38 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page 2012 end of the internet ‎(Broken redirect)       19:37 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page End of the internet 2012 ‎(Broken redirect)       19:37 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Talk:End of the internet 2012 ‎(Orphaned talk page)       19:37 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page The Internet is going to end in 2012 ‎(Broken redirect)      19:34  Template:Grammar police‎ (diff | hist) . . (-32)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Template contained a URL directing users to another website)      19:29  User talk:Anton199‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [Anton199‎ (2×)]       19:29 (cur | prev) . . (-19)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Undone!)       19:28 (cur | prev) . . (+19)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Please, ignore it! Just a template test.)      19:11  Karnivool‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [86.30.131.80‎; SPIKE‎]       19:11 (cur | prev) . . (-53)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Anon--This is not the place for true stories, especially when you have to digress from humor to state, "(true story)")       18:57 (cur | prev) . . (+53)‎ . . 86.30.131.80 (talk) (→‎Early days (1997-1999): )      19:08  South Africa‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [CEDA‎; SPIKE‎]       19:08 (cur | prev) . . (-61)‎ . . 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ScottPat (talk | contribs) (→‎VFH:EU: )      18:26  Nelson Mandela‎ (diff | hist) . . (+31)‎ . . CEDA (talk | contribs)      18:23  Boer War‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+15)‎ . . [CEDA‎ (2×)]       18:23 (cur | prev) . . (+17)‎ . . CEDA (talk | contribs)       18:22 (cur | prev) . . (-2)‎ . . CEDA (talk | contribs)      18:11  Metalheads‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+859)‎ . . [98.21.193.161‎ (3×)]       18:11 (cur | prev) . . (-3)‎ . . 98.21.193.161 (talk) (→‎Metal Chicks: )       18:09 (cur | prev) . . (+782)‎ . . 98.21.193.161 (talk) (→‎Breeds of Metalhead: )       17:55 (cur | prev) . . (+80)‎ . . 98.21.193.161 (talk) (→‎Fake/Poser/Not Brutal Enough Metalheads: )      17:52  UnNews:Sandy Hook Elementary School condemned‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Weebils (talk | contribs)      17:51  UnNews:Bra brouhaha over official's decree‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Weebils (talk | contribs)      17:51  UnNews:Obama ducks more IRS fallout‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . 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SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Delete listy sections and two quotations) (continued...) Recently featured: Gay Pride - Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner - See Dick - Neolithic Age Did you know... *...that reading this section is a severe waste of time? ...that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches? ...that reading this section is a severe waste of time? ...that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches? ...that reading this section is a severe waste of time?	In the news Fried chicken, watermelon and menthol cigarettes! Oh my! Obama ducks more IRS fallout Shark flying at Cape Cod (pictured) Free, single and plenty of fish to choose from Zimbabwe presidential elections features a hair metal candidate Baseballer says his piece and puts everyone on high alert Anorexic cheerleader scandal Trusted news service hacked ( listen) Reese Witherspoon very confused Norway returns to darkness Kim il-Thatch dead and not loving it Dead rapper does an Elvis in the Middle East Gangster's uzi kills gangster's wife On this day... May 25: National Pork Products Day (Israel) 14 BC - Leeroy Jenkins declares "At least I still have chicken." 2000 BC - Moses opens first Piggly Wiggly with the goal of "Bringin' Chitterlings to all my Peeps!" 402 BC - The towel is invented, to protect oneself from the great LUEshi rampage. 1029 - The Black Plague makes its first appearance in a small gig in Eastern Indonesia. 1492 - Christopher Columbus realizes that he forgot his wallet back in Spain. 1840 - Oscar Wilde kills Lord Byron in what was billed as the Spat in the Flat. 1852 - The knowledge of towel making is mysteriously lost. Pandemonium ensues for the next three decades. 1895 - Playwright, poet and novelist Oscar Wilde is convicted of "committing acts of gross indecency with other male persons" and sentenced to serve two years in prison. He comments: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine", a line later shamelessly plagarized by Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1936 - Hitler starts the Funky Panzer dance craze, which begins to take Europe by storm. 1942 - Helen G. White announces that the end of the world was posponed once again due to rain. 1955 - Hyenas take over french government. 1977 - God creates Funk. 1978 - And He saw it was goooooood. 1980 - Towels are rediscovered. 1982 - Pac Man fever kills 20 million americans in just a few weeks. 1987 - Marijuana becomes the most cultivated plant ever, displacing the potatoe from top one for a few weeks. 1993 - AB Logic are found guilty of crimes against music and are condemned to death by choking on artichokes 2001.5 - International "Hug a Goombie" Day founded 2002 - Mutant Goombie Children are found in a puddle. Government and other such officials blamed. 2003 - First smart move made ever by a Government, Governments everywhere are officially disbanded. 2007 - Jerry Springer attacked by Trailer Park Midgets.
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