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August 29, 2014

+-     04:27 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎‎ (9 changes | hist) . . (+746)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (4×); Steveyt0‎ (5×)]
     04:27 (cur | prev) . . (+173)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Nunavut}}: )
     03:33 (cur | prev) . . (+97)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Dolphin uprising}}: )
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     02:47 (cur | prev) . . (+120)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|United Socialist States of America}}: )
     00:43 (cur | prev) . . (+207)‎ . . Steveyt0 (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Dan Kwanzaa}}: )
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 m   00:40 (cur | prev) . . (+97)‎ . . Steveyt0 (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|The Only Emo Holiday: National Emo Day}}: )
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+-     04:17 User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+579)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (3×)]
     04:17 (cur | prev) . . (+115)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (that's how)
     04:16 (cur | prev) . . (-44)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (weird)
     04:13 (cur | prev) . . (+508)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs)
+-     04:14 User:Llwy-ar-lawr‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (2×)]
     04:14 (cur | prev) . . (-42)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (Undid revision 5820927 by Llwy-ar-lawr (talk))
     04:14 (cur | prev) . . (+42)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs)
      03:32 User:Llwy-ar-lawr/common.css‎ (diff | hist) . . (-2,687)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (meh)
+-     03:19 PHP‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-17)‎ . . [Captain gull‎; Mjduniverse2‎]
     03:19 (cur | prev) . . (-18)‎ . . Captain gull (talk | contribs) (didn't need correction; echo isn't a function and isn't commonly used with parentheses)
     01:59 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Mjduniverse2 (talk | contribs)
  m   02:56 UnNews:My balls itch‎ (diff | hist) . . (-3)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (Now *this* is how to write a non-news UnNews.)
+-     02:39 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+160)‎ . . [75.169.21.157‎ (2×)]
     02:39 (cur | prev) . . (+120)‎ . . 75.169.21.157 (talk)
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+-     02:38 Cutters‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+93)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎; SPIKE‎]
     02:38 (cur | prev) . . (-9)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (that link was just weird)
     00:23 (cur | prev) . . (+102)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Results of cutting: Add photo)
      02:32 Apple Inc.‎ (diff | hist) . . (+32)‎ . . 75.169.21.157 (talk)
      02:26 Microsoft Windows‎ (diff | hist) . . (+28)‎ . . 75.169.21.157 (talk)
      02:25 Kim Jong-un‎ (diff | hist) . . (+7)‎ . . 75.169.21.157 (talk)
      02:13 North Carolina‎ (diff | hist) . . (+141)‎ . . 174.109.32.152 (talk) (Piedmont: )
      02:04 Internet Explorer‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Mjduniverse2 (talk | contribs)
      01:56 Sun‎ (diff | hist) . . (+47)‎ . . Mjduniverse2 (talk | contribs)
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      00:22 (Upload log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Cutter.JPG'' ‎(A bottle of Cutter mosquito repellent. Photo by me. Trademark belongs to its owner; my guess is it's "United Industries Corporation" of St. Louis, Mo. (until they sell it). )

August 28, 2014

+-     23:55 Antigonish‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+3,182)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; DRA$H‎ (2×)]
 m   23:55 (cur | prev) . . (+26)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Add category)
     23:38 (cur | prev) . . (+407)‎ . . DRA$H (talk | contribs) (History: )
     23:26 (cur | prev) . . (+2,749)‎ . . DRA$H (talk | contribs) (Scottish Overseas Territory of Antigonowhere: )
+-     23:51 Cutters‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (-114)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (4×)]
 m   23:51 (cur | prev) . . (-8)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Other cutters: "liaises with" is a neat term when guilds are concerned)
 m   23:48 (cur | prev) . . (+11)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Alternatives: Spelling in head; better way to reference Van Gogh's "community")
     22:28 (cur | prev) . . (-128)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Intro: Remove bastard-doctor-fucker)
     22:24 (cur | prev) . . (+11)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (See also: +Qatar)
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     22:15 (cur | prev) . . (+253)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Cutters}}: Reply to Anton199 on the Intro)
     22:13 (cur | prev) . . (-1,744)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Dan Kwon: to archive)
      23:12 (Huff log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page File:ZuH04kD.jpg(Mass deletion of pages added by Teresa Heinz)
      23:12 (Block log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked Teresa Heinz (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite(First move is to upload scat porn)
      23:11 (Upload log) . . Teresa Heinz (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:ZuH04kD.jpg'' ‎
      22:46 Uncyclopedia:VFP/Bible Collector's Edition‎ (diff | hist) . . (+143)‎ . . Captain gull (talk | contribs) (Comment)

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  • 328,987 BC - at 4:02pm Goats Evolve from Dolphins.
  • 240v AC- Electricity became the new fad in tribes.
  • 33 AD - St. John of Patmos has a wet dream.
  • 1189 - Ban Kulin wrote The Charter of Kulin, which was later banned.
  • 1490-something - Chet Columbus lands in Ohio.
  • 1862 - Second Battle of Bull Run. This time, Bruce Willis is brought in as lead actor in an effort to stimulate box office sales.
  • 1924 - The cheeseburger is invented in Cheeseburg, California
  • 1927 - Helen Keller is born but doesn't even notice the difference.
  • 1942 - In response to World War II, ham is invented. Winston Churchill proclaims it "One small step for man, one giant leap for breakfast".
  • 1942 - Famed restaurant the Grease Hut opens it doors for the first time, collectivly clogging arteries across the nation.
  • 1956 - In a remote corner of Canada, nothing happens.
  • 1972 - Pringles, the first tessellating potato snack, are invented in Leicester by mathematician Dr Julius Pringle in order to save storage space in his tiny kitchen.
  • 1999 - The War of 1812 is fought by several confused historians. Albert Einstein is the special guest referee. Soundtrack available from Arista. Shown worldwide on Pay-Per-View. Presented by Snickers. "Hungry? Why Wait?"
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  • 2006 - The Antichrist comes, wearing a miniskirt.
  • 2008 - The individual presumed to be The Antichrist was in fact the new Republican Party publicity director. Seems they dress in similar fashion.

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