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December 25, 2014

 N    05:52 SPIKE IS A SHIT‎ (diff | hist) . . (+618)‎ . . 95.234.24.250 (talk) (Created page with "TROLLYPOP TROLLYPOP OH TROLLY TROLLY POP! TROLLYPOP TROLLYPOP OH TROLLY TROLLY POP! TROLLYPOP TROLLYPOP OH TROLLY TROLLY POP! TROLLYPOP! BOBOMBOMBOM! TROLLYPOP TROLLYPOP ...")
 N    05:51 SPIKE SUX‎ (diff | hist) . . (+496)‎ . . 95.234.24.250 (talk) (Created page with "SPIKE IS A SHIT. DOGS ARE SHIT. TROLLYPOP TROLLYPOP OH TROLLY TROLLY POP! TROLLYPOP TROLLYPOP OH TROLLY TROLLY POP! TROLLYPOP TROLLYPOP OH TROLLY TROLLY POP! TROLLYPOP! B...")
      05:50 User talk:SPIKE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+280)‎ . . 95.234.24.250 (talk) (ROTFL: new section)
 N    05:49 I just wuz here waiting 4 a porn downloading and just to lose a time while i wuz waitin 4 dat porn i said hey let's go at uncy and vandalize so spike can ban this other ip of mine for 1 year‎ (diff | hist) . . (+792)‎ . . 95.234.24.250 (talk) (Created page with "hey hey hey is fine. SPIKE BAN ME AND SUCK A TROLLIPOP. REMEMBER: I TROLLIPOPPED YOUR PICTURE SO I CAN EVERYTHING. ==GIBBERISH TO FILL THE ARTICLE AND TRICK THE FILTER== hey ...")
+-     05:45 Transsexuals‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-751)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (2×)]
     05:45 (cur | prev) . . (-31)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (See also: rm redlinks)
     05:43 (cur | prev) . . (-720)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (Fine article but for the intro; now gone)
      05:35 Template:HoS instructions‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (Has been changed to 1)
 N    05:34 Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (diff | hist) . . (+63)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (I'm amazed.)
      04:09 Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3)‎ . . 122.108.246.25 (talk) (Answers to the Question: )
+-     03:30 UnNews:"The Interview" to be shown after all‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+500)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (3×)]
 m   03:30 (cur | prev) . . (+2)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (better preposition)
     02:59 (cur | prev) . . (+456)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Update to last paragraph: Sony to show flick via Netflix; pay-per-thumbing)
     00:09 (cur | prev) . . (+42)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (+{Old news})
  m   02:44 Template:Nuclear‎ (diff | hist) . . (-9)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Different illustration)
+-     02:41 Smoon‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-1,969)‎ . . [112.119.215.254‎; SPIKE‎]
 m   02:41 (cur | prev) . . (-87)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Endorsing Anon's deletion; further tweaks)
     02:14 (cur | prev) . . (-1,882)‎ . . 112.119.215.254 (talk)
+-     02:27 (Huff log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     02:27 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page File:Squidb1.jpg(Orphaned by edit)
     02:27 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page File:Squid1.jpg(Duplicate and orphaned by edit)
+-     02:09 Team Fortress 2‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Sendator‎]
 m   02:09 (cur | prev) . . (-83)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Sendator--Added shouting initial quotation)
     02:00 (cur | prev) . . (+83)‎ . . Sendator (talk | contribs)
 N    02:05 User:PennyDreadful/Article about stuff‎ (diff | hist) . . (+255)‎ . . PennyDreadful (talk | contribs) (Christmas with your family)
 N    01:29 User talk:El Bertie‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,288)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome; userspaced)
+-     01:28 (Move log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     01:28 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) moved page Star Sonata to User:El Bertie/Star Sonata without leaving a redirect ‎(Userspaced; explained on author's talk page)
     00:06 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) moved page UnNews:North Korea attacks; US dithers to UnNews:FBI: North Korea hacked Sony without leaving a redirect ‎(Less opinionated headline)
+-     01:24 Nokia‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-96)‎ . . [Ezio Auditore da Vaticano‎; SPIKE‎]
     01:24 (cur | prev) . . (-180)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Nokia Banana: Delete section (total crap))
     01:10 (cur | prev) . . (+84)‎ . . Ezio Auditore da Vaticano (talk | contribs)
 N    01:24 Star Sonata‎ (diff | hist) . . (+99)‎ . . El Bertie (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Star Sonata is a pretty fun space game. It's not the best thing since Sliced Bread, but its ok.")
 N    01:23 User talk:Ezio Auditore da Vaticano‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,130)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome)
      01:06 (Upload log) . . Ezio Auditore da Vaticano (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Nokia 3310 bomb.jpeg'' ‎
+-     00:37 Uncyclopedia:The Article Whisperer‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+350)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     00:37 (cur | prev) . . (+27)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Best Requested Article: I'll do NBC)
     00:35 (cur | prev) . . (+323)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Judges: I'll take Best Most Wanted)
      00:28 MediaWiki:Sitenotice id‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (75)
      00:28 MediaWiki:Sitenotice‎ (diff | hist) . . (-41)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs)
  m   00:08 Template:RecentUnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (-6)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Article renamed)
  m   00:07 User:SPIKE/UnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (-3)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Contributions: Article renamed)

December 24, 2014

+-     23:30 Template:Lead articles‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+116)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     23:30 (cur | prev) . . (+103)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs)
     21:35 (cur | prev) . . (+13)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs)
 N    21:12 Forum:Judges needed for this Article Whisperer‎ (diff | hist) . . (+717)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Forumheader|Village Dump}} <!-- Put your content below. Make sure to sign your edits with four tildes. --> Hi everyone! The Article Whisperer competition starts...")
      21:08 Sigmund Freud‎ (diff | hist) . . (-7,239)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Undid revision 5844364 by Irritable of contents--Stet typo corrections; and delete "Secrets" and "The Works of Penis")
      21:04 Uncyclopedia:The Article Whisperer‎ (diff | hist) . . (+14)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Judges: )
      21:04 (Huff log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page File:Queer.ogg(Orphaned by edit)
+-     20:44 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+436)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
 m   20:44 (cur | prev) . . (-4)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|The Council on Countries that Suck}}: typos)
     20:43 (cur | prev) . . (+440)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|The Council on Countries that Suck}}: new section)
+-     20:42 Council on Countries that Suck‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-3,272)‎ . . [130.25.82.149‎; SPIKE‎]
     20:42 (cur | prev) . . (+8)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (+VFD)
     20:38 (cur | prev) . . (-3,280)‎ . . 130.25.82.149 (talk) (Countries that have sucked: The complete list: )
+-     20:32 Major League Soccer‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-1,582)‎ . . [72.209.211.45‎; SPIKE‎]
     20:32 (cur | prev) . . (-1,637)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Teams: Revert Anon; delete entire section (listcruft); also delete entire section "Player statistics" (ditto); and quote)
     20:26 (cur | prev) . . (+55)‎ . . 72.209.211.45 (talk) (Teams: )
      20:24 (User creation log) . . Waffleman258 (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎
      20:09 Stewie Griffin‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1)‎ . . 69.251.143.189 (talk)
+-     19:38 User:Lay Me Down/World War III‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+498)‎ . . [Lay Me Down‎ (2×)]
     19:38 (cur | prev) . . (+161)‎ . . Lay Me Down (talk | contribs)
     19:29 (cur | prev) . . (+337)‎ . . Lay Me Down (talk | contribs)

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  • 0 - Some Assholes decide to make a day to sell a bunch of shit.
  • 0.5 - Our Saviour, Chuck Norris, is born.
  • 1 - God tells some dudes (Via Angel) to go to some city and wait for a child. The dudes do this (Both named Adam and Eve) and give birth to Bob Geldoff. God becomes irate and destroys the universe.
  • 3 - Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks God, creating Jesus
  • 10 - Jesus grew up, and realised that he was the Messiah.
  • 31 - The birth of Santa Claus.
  • 1776 - George Washington crosses the Delaware to conduct a sneak attack on the British. The event is later immortalized in the first issue of Action Comics.
  • 1776 - Tremendous backup on the Scudder Falls Bridge on I-95 going from Pennsylvania into New Jersey as George Washington's motorcade travels from last-minute gift-buying at the shopping malls of King of Prussia, near Valley Forge, to find a smoke-free restaurant in Trenton for their Christmas dinner.
  • 1856 - 1856 invented for living purposes.
  • 1902 - Santa decides to go on holiday to Amsterdam.
  • 1902 - Santa, whilst high, dresses in green and goes to Finland. Sadly, the colour catches on.
  • 1916 - Whilst strolling through France on a crisp Christmas morning, the Brits have a quick game of footie against the Germans. However, this quickly transforms into a friendly game of rough and tumble. Over a million were killed.
  • 1967 - Earth forgets what day it is.
  • 1985 - Hindus celebrate Christmas.
  • 1993 - Jews around the world decide to go to the movies.
  • 1994 - Atheist children receive gifts.
  • 1996 - Christmas is cancelled to mark the death of Screech from Saved by the Bell.
  • 2005 - George Bush officially renames Christmas as Bushmas to honour his war against grammar.
  • 2006 - In Finland, Santa still depicted in green. Rest of the world still confused.
  • 2008 - Santa is charged with kidnapping children and taking them to his grotto. He is soon released with the help of Michael Jackson's lawyers.
  • 2009 - Christmas cancelled after Santa Claus files for bankruptcy.
  • 2010 - Santa shoots redneck hick with his own gun in self-defence. He is arrested under the charges of trespassing, and sentenced to 5673 years of slave labour, after others complain about his trespassing.

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Writer and Noob of the Month

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Writer of the month
GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


BePrepared
It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

HEIL FROSTY!



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