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August 20, 2014

 N    20:09 User talk:Spacebound128bit‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,594)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome)
+-     20:08 (Upload log)‎ . . [Spacebound128bit‎ (2×)]
     20:08 . . Spacebound128bit (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Windows You++ logo.gif'' ‎
     19:04 . . Spacebound128bit (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Wlwb.jpg'' ‎(WOOO.)
+-     19:56 User talk:Sannse‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+609)‎ . . [Sannse‎; Starpluck‎]
     19:56 (cur | prev) . . (+160)‎ . . Starpluck (talk | contribs)
     19:05 (cur | prev) . . (+449)‎ . . Sannse (talk | contribs) (Name change: )
 N    19:45 Windows 2010/Windows Live Web Browser‎ (diff | hist) . . (+931)‎ . . Spacebound128bit (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Not very convincing, is it? Windows Live Web Browser {{C|a.k.a. "Shitpile" or "IE2010.exe" or "Jeff"}} is a Web Browser developed by Mircosoft {{C|in Game ...")
+-N    19:20 Pink slime‎‎ (5 changes | hist) . . (+5,149)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (5×)]
     19:20 (cur | prev) . . (-30)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Instant results without cooking: Tweak)
     18:31 (cur | prev) . . (+192)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (How to eat pink slime: Smuggle in some salt)
     18:27 (cur | prev) . . (+13)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Instant results without cooking: {{Wikipedia}})
     18:24 (cur | prev) . . (+59)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (See also: {{Tasty}})
N    18:12 (cur) . . (+4,915)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (New article, from [http://finance.yahoo.com/news/high-beef-prices-force-the-return-of--pink-slime-133522348.html])
      19:20 (User creation log) . . Nonman (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎
  m   19:19 Millard Fillmore‎ (diff | hist) . . (-7)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Failed VFH with only one vote in the ballot box. Sorry.)
      19:18 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Millard Fillmore‎ (diff | hist) . . (+173)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs)
      19:16 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Poo water‎ (diff | hist) . . (+187)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs)
+-N    19:15 User talk:Nonsense Demosthenes‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+3,363)‎ . . [Romartus‎; SPIKE‎]
 m   19:15 (cur | prev) . . (+119)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Brighouse)
N    17:10 (cur) . . (+3,244)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome)
+-     19:13 (Block log)‎ . . [Romartus‎ (4×)]
     19:13 . . Romartus (talk | contribs) changed block settings for 79.79.143.90 (talk) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎(Now I know who you really are. Permabanned Kiko4564)
     19:04 . . Romartus (talk | contribs) changed block settings for 79.79.143.90 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 month (account creation disabled) ‎(Increasing ban as you were on a spree)
     19:02 . . Romartus (talk | contribs) blocked 79.79.143.90 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 week(Vandal/blanker)
     15:15 . . Romartus (talk | contribs) blocked Kevinjwiles (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite(Legal spammer)
+-     19:04 Unquotable:John F. Kennedy‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; DaDuke‎ (2×)]
 m   19:04 (cur | prev) . . (-165)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert DaDuke--Made long lists longer, with bad grammar)
     17:34 (cur | prev) . . (+104)‎ . . DaDuke (talk | contribs) (On Canada and Latin America: )
     17:32 (cur | prev) . . (+61)‎ . . DaDuke (talk | contribs) (Fun Facts: )
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 m   19:02 (cur | prev) . . (+6,198)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Who?)
     19:00 (cur | prev) . . (-6,198)‎ . . 79.79.143.90 (talk)
 N    18:35 User:Spacebound128bit‎ (diff | hist) . . (+232)‎ . . Spacebound128bit (talk | contribs) (I)
      18:23 Template:Tasty‎ (diff | hist) . . (+17)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (+Pink slime)
      18:13 User:SPIKE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+35)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Unsolicited editing: +Pink slime)
      17:35 User:Chaoarren‎ (diff | hist) . . (-320)‎ . . Chaoarren (talk | contribs) (But seriously: )
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     17:20 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Nonsense Demosthenes (talk | contribs) (Scientific significance: )
     17:12 (cur | prev) . . (-101)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Style: Intro doesn't need section head, etc.; mince words at end of Sec. 1)
     17:10 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Nonsense Demosthenes (talk | contribs) (Scientific significance: )
     17:09 (cur | prev) . . (-2)‎ . . Nonsense Demosthenes (talk | contribs) (Scientific significance: )
     17:06 (cur | prev) . . (-32)‎ . . Nonsense Demosthenes (talk | contribs) (Introduction: The worst place in the world: )
N    17:05 (cur) . . (+2,451)‎ . . Nonsense Demosthenes (talk | contribs) (Created page with " == Introduction: The worst place in the world == Brighouse is a small town in West Yorkshire occupied almost exclusively by criminals. == Etymology and history == The ...")
      15:59 Category:Followers God Would Rather Not Have‎ (diff | hist) . . (+17)‎ . . 71.81.53.15 (talk)
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     15:25 (cur | prev) . . (+546)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Your vote on VFP: )
N    15:17 (cur) . . (+2,988)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{subst:User:Anton199/Welcome}} ==Your vote on VFP== Hello and thank you for your contributions! Unfortunately, I had to revert your edit to [[Uncyclopedia:VFP/BSoD box a...")
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      15:15 (Huff log) . . Romartus (talk | contribs) deleted page User:Kevinjwiles(content was: "Kevin Wiles is an online marketing executive currently working for tmwi in Stratford upon Avon offering a range of companies around the local Warwickshire..." (and the only contributor was "Kevinjwiles"))
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 m   15:12 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Sorry, but you have to vote before updating the score)
     15:04 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Cloaked9000 (talk | contribs)
      14:48 The Great Whale Invasion‎ (diff | hist) . . (-2)‎ . . SamTheAwesome (talk | contribs)
      14:40 The Dark Knight‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1)‎ . . 14.139.160.227 (talk) (Controversy: )

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Elvis lives

August 20: International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day

  • 800 A.C. - Oscar Wilde founds Uncyclopedia by creating articles with random titles, all redirecting to Elvis.
  • 1804 - Lewis and Clark go on their famed Raping Expedition. The name causes controversy until it's discovered to be an innocent expedition to sell rapeseed to the Inuits and then have nonconsensual sex with their daughters.
  • 1977 - Elvis takes a killer shit.
  • 1991 - Fewer than infinity people rally outside the Soviet Union's parliament building protesting the placement of Elvis' portraits throughout Mikhail Gorbachev's Uncyclopedia article.
  • 1998 - The Empire strikes back, bombing Uncyclopedia with random pictures of nude Elvis, in retaliation to Elvis bombing the Empire's embassy on Earth on August 7 protesting against deleting his Uncyclopedia article by an admin who claimed the Elvis article to be a "non-notable vanity page by an anonymous Force spirit".
  • 2000 - Monkeys on strike against corrupt banana companies. Elvis calls out to fans for a total banana boycott.
  • 2002 - U.S. marines find traces of peanut butter-banana sandwiches and methamphetamines in a cave near Kabul along with a written note: "Osama has left the building".
  • 2005 - Numerous Uncyclopedia articles vandalized to denote a random sighting of the King in the article.
  • 2006 - Numerous UnNews articles vandalized by replacement with a story about Afghan police being bombed, apparently in an attempt at a badly-overstretched joke based on previous two sightings.
  • 2011 - You die.
  • 2013 - Someone thinks they see you shaking your hips while wearing blue suede shoes, but it turns out to be Elvis.
  • 2015 - Elvis announces his intent to run for president of the US stating that he will only communicate from an undisclosed location via electronic voice transmissions.
  • 2050 - Someone thinks they see Elvis, but realizes that he's probably dead by now.

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Writer and Noob of the Month

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Writer of the month
GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

Seriously, we love you.


Noobaward
Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


BePrepared
It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

HEIL FROSTY!



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