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June 23, 2017

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June 22, 2017

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  • 1573 - Buses first put on sale in high markets.
  • 1609 - The last town in the world discovers dirt.
  • 1610 - Europe carved into that funny shape we know it to be.
  • 1892 - Spider-Man does some fancy stuff with a bus, and with the whole coincidence with 1573, well, you get it.
  • 1929 - Puppies declared the cutest darned thing.
  • 1941 - Lithuania declares independence from the Soviet Union, only to be invaded by Nazis.
  • 1957 - Gone With The Wind released by Big Ol' Hunka pictures.
  • 1969 - The Hamburglar is appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by Richard Nixon.
  • 1979 - Darth Thatcher begins construction of the first Death Star
  • 1991 - Sonic the Hedgehog is released in America, Mario fans cringe.
  • 1993 - I bought some milk and put in my refrigerator, France goes on strike.
  • 1994 - I certainly wasn't commiting a triple homicide!
  • 2000 - Someone thinks about how great things are going.
  • 2005 - The milk in my refrigerator is going bad.
  • 2008 - LAST last year. No less fucking coincidental.
  • 2009 - Sometime last year. Nothing fucking happened. I probably could have told you that, seeing how dull and miserable your life is. Well, too bad. You don't need me to tell you that. Everybody already knows your a pussy, and Nobody Cares what you think. Your whining sickens me, you know that? You really should leave. It'd make us all very happy. Right, everyone? Right.
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