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October 21, 2014

      04:38 User:Mr-ex777/The Runtshit Vandal‎ (diff | hist) . . (-6,317)‎ . . 199.119.235.179 (talk) (Blanked the page)
      04:09 File:Santa mug shot.jpg‎ (diff | hist) . . (-199)‎ . . 64.95.198.68 (talk) (Summary: )
+-     03:44 Third Reich‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+53)‎ . . [Seanogen‎ (2×)]
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 N    03:30 User talk:Seanogen‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2,068)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (welcome)
 N    03:05 AXE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2,719)‎ . . IforgotHowtopoo (talk | contribs) (Don't bother, m8.)
      02:56 Fun‎ (diff | hist) . . (+84)‎ . . Seanogen (talk | contribs)
      01:52 Stairs‎ (diff | hist) . . (+291)‎ . . Captain gull (talk | contribs) (Types of stairs: Reformat paragraphs)
+-     01:52 HowTo:Cure homosexuality‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (-65)‎ . . [Llwy-ar-lawr‎ (3×)]
 m   01:52 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (Oops)
     01:50 (cur | prev) . . (+61)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (nevermind, found it.)
     01:49 (cur | prev) . . (-130)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (First link is dead)
 N    01:47 User talk:IforgotHowtopoo‎ (diff | hist) . . (+67)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear})
      01:46 User:SPIKE/UnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (+116)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Contributions: +2)
 N    01:45 UnNews:Obama votes early‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,491)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (New UnNews)
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 m   00:44 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . CEDA (talk | contribs)
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      00:35 Category:South African Uncyclopedians‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2)‎ . . 76.6.129.21 (talk)
      00:34 Biggus Dickus‎ (diff | hist) . . (+22)‎ . . Toby J. Swanson (talk | contribs)
      00:02 The answer to How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?‎ (diff | hist) . . (-6)‎ . . 24.107.69.104 (talk) (The Experiment: )

October 20, 2014

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     23:42 (cur | prev) . . (+217)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Miranda Cosgrove's Uterus}}: reply to ConCass2)
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     22:55 (cur | prev) . . (+214)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Igpay Atinlay}}: Replace)
     22:55 (cur | prev) . . (+180)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Igpay Atinlay}}: re. searching)
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     23:40 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked 2.96.166.34 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks(Blanker)
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      23:31 Owl‎ (diff | hist) . . (+8)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (vfd)
 N    23:20 Category:20 October 2014‎ (diff | hist) . . (+40)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{CatBrowser}} Category:October 2014")
 N    23:20 Category:18 October 2014‎ (diff | hist) . . (+40)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{CatBrowser}} Category:October 2014")
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     22:59 (cur | prev) . . (+330)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Suggestion)
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      22:01 Stairs‎ (diff | hist) . . (+395)‎ . . Captain gull (talk | contribs) (Expand on stair types, split intro into new section)
      21:59 Template:RecentUnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (-107)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs)
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     21:55 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) moved page UnNews:President Obama opts for "Nancy" solution to ISIS to UnNews:Obama opts for "Nancy" solution to ISIS without leaving a redirect ‎(Even shorter; we know he's the President)
     21:51 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) moved page UnNews:President Obama to opt for the 'Nancy' solution against ISIS to UnNews:President Obama opts for "Nancy" solution to ISIS without leaving a redirect ‎(Shorter; Americanize)
      21:50 UnNews:President Obama to opt for the 'Nancy' solution against ISIS‎ (diff | hist) . . (-477)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Copy-edit, smoother lede)

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

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