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January 29, 2015

+-N    20:45 User:Gregemeister420swag‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+3,221)‎ . . [Gregemeister420swag‎ (2×)]
     20:45 (cur | prev) . . (+2,010)‎ . . Gregemeister420swag (talk | contribs)
N    20:11 (cur) . . (+1,211)‎ . . Gregemeister420swag (talk | contribs) (Created page with "= BPRL = BPRL, or Ballsack Petroleum Ranting League, was founded in 1013 BC by a cock-sucking llama by the name of Shane Rentboy and has been a resounding success since, wit...")
+-N    20:41 User talk:Gregemeister420swag‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+1,135)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     20:41 (cur | prev) . . (+1,068)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Your user page: new section)
N    20:33 (cur) . . (+67)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear})
+-     19:55 (Block log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     19:55 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked 128.177.113.58 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 day(Gruesome is not "funny"--read HTBFANJS before proceeding)
     18:45 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked Billnye69 (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 months(Cyberbullying)
+-     19:53 User:Simsilikesims/Gag order‎‎ (12 changes | hist) . . (+1,846)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (3×); Simsilikesims‎ (9×)]
     19:53 (cur | prev) . . (+146)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Gag orders in Government: Future advances in efficiency)
     19:45 (cur | prev) . . (+95)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Gag orders in Government: )
     19:43 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Gag orders in Government: )
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     19:38 (cur | prev) . . (+222)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Gag orders in Government: Turn around passive; add PATRIOT Act)
     19:37 (cur | prev) . . (+64)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Gag orders in Government: )
     19:36 (cur | prev) . . (+52)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Gag orders in Government: )
     19:34 (cur | prev) . . (+345)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Gag orders in Government: )
     19:31 (cur | prev) . . (+75)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Post-edit: "Stop it"; add photo)
     19:30 (cur | prev) . . (+641)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs)
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     19:29 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Marion Ravenwood bound and gagged.jpg'' ‎(Marion Ravenwood bound and gagged. From hero.wikia.com via screen capture of a preview. )
     16:46 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Jury questionnaire.jpg'' ‎(Part of a page from the jury questionnaire in the Aaron Hernandez murder case. From Storify.com )
+-     19:22 HowTo:Cook A Human‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-105)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Simsilikesims‎]
     19:22 (cur | prev) . . (-105)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Recipes: "To Serve Man" isn't original humor; it's a nod to the (gruesome) punch line of an episode of Twilight Zone)
     18:59 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Recipes: )
+-     19:21 African American‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-153)‎ . . [Anton199‎; SPIKE‎]
     19:21 (cur | prev) . . (+40)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Concur with Anton199; but Negro Vulcans is funny; put link in See Also)
     19:15 (cur | prev) . . (-193)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (Revert me, if I'm wrong, but I don't feel like this is adds any original humour to the page)
      19:19 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Glory hole‎ (diff | hist) . . (+66)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (←Voted for)
      19:18 Uncyclopedia:VFH/African American (again)‎ (diff | hist) . . (+66)‎ . . Anton199 (talk | contribs) (←Voted for)
 N    18:57 To Serve Man‎ (diff | hist) . . (+32)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (per the actual subject of the book.)
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     18:45 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page User:Billnye69(Mass deletion of pages added by Billnye69)
     18:44 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Youtube Home Page(content was: "youtube a place of fat basement dwelling trolls that are fat and stupid" (and the only contributor was "Superkid761"))
 N    18:44 User talk:Superkid761‎ (diff | hist) . . (+67)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear})
+-N    17:20 UnNews:More snags in Hernandez murder trial‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+4,351)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     17:20 (cur | prev) . . (+241)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Tweak photo, add one more)
N    16:50 (cur) . . (+4,110)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (New UnNews)
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 m   17:13 (cur | prev) . . (-79)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Tighter lede; other tweaks)
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      16:51 User:SPIKE/UnNews‎ (diff | hist) . . (+72)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Contributions: +UnNews:More snags in Hernandez murder trial)
      16:41 Duffy‎ (diff | hist) . . (-2)‎ . . 90.208.54.152 (talk) (A Life Against Prejudice: )
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     16:36 (cur | prev) . . (+136)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Big Mac: Further research)
 m   16:25 (cur | prev) . . (+75)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Big Mac: )
      14:27 Chicago‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . 64.150.8.3 (talk) (Chicago Sky Net: )
+-     13:30 Talk:Naruto‎‎ (5 changes | hist) . . (+2,798)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; 108.203.79.142‎ (4×)]
     13:30 (cur | prev) . . (+202)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Re:After many years on this Article!: No.)
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      13:28 User talk:EStop‎ (diff | hist) . . (+129)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (UnNews:UK to export North Sea water to the Middle East: )
      13:24 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hydrocarbon‎ (diff | hist) . . (+98)‎ . . 91.82.128.18 (talk) (←Voted for)
 N    13:18 User:D3str3s‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3)‎ . . D3str3s (talk | contribs) (Created page with "JA!")

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