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July 23, 2014

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     07:41 . . Romartus (talk | contribs) deleted page Having Your Own Business Card Printing press(Spam: content was: " The perks of owning your very own calling card printing press can be fairly considerable for any type of business, big or small. Owners..." (and the only contributor was "[[Special:Contributions/2dbarcodegenerator01|2dbarcodegenera...)
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 N    04:06 User talk:Dorothy the Great‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,198)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome; cyberbullying?)
 N    03:57 User:Dorothy the Great‎ (diff | hist) . . (+251)‎ . . Dorothy the Great (talk | contribs) (Austin is rather inbred.)
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     03:50 (cur | prev) . . (-6)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Terminology: Found the missing equation on Wikipedia)
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      03:40 (Move log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) moved page Ariana Grande to User:TheWonderSpud/Ariana Grande without leaving a redirect ‎(Userspaced; explained on author's talk page)
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      02:50 (Upload log) . . Goatman72 (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Tumblr n3ooz6sij11qk0je3o1 1280.png'' ‎(Elsa is creepy.)
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July 22, 2014

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 N    19:51 Ariana Grande‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1,269)‎ . . TheWonderSpud (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Ariana Grande is a female 10 year old singer-songwriter and part-time clown. She is the evolved version of professional 97 year old musician, diva and chav [Mariah Carey]. If ...")
      19:48 (Upload log) . . Derpderpderps (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Troll in 1492.jpg'' ‎(Trollopher Trollumbus's landing in 1492.)

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On this day...

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July 23: Promptly Shoot Everyone Day

  • 1914: Archduke Franz Ferdinand, his wife, and his moustache are shot and killed while travelling to market in an open buggy, triggering World War I.
  • 1942: Promptly Shoot Everyone Day receives a tremendous boost with the opening of the Treblinka Concentration Camp. Up to 6 million take part
  • 1963: Lee Harvey Oswald (pictured) is assassinated in the Texas Book Depository in Dallas. His alleged assassin is promptly shot, creating a firestorm of controversy and insane conspiracy theories printed on poorly xeroxed fliers.
  • 1965: Malcolm X gives a speech in New York City, decrying the racist motivations behind Promptly Shoot Everyone Day. He is promptly shot and replaced by Malcolm XI.
  • 1973: Bob Marley promptly shoots the sheriff, but he swears he didn't shoot the deputy, or at least he did not shoot the deputy in a prompt and timely manner.
  • 1986: Britain's Prince Andrew marries Sarah Ferguson at Westminster Abbey in London. He then promptly shoots her in the face.
  • 1982: Sasuke Uchiha was born and then shot...promptly.
  • 2005: Egypt attempts to expand the festival by introducing Promptly Blow Everyone Up Day, leaving 88 dead. Branded "a wild success" by President
  • 2007: An aspiring pornography actor adopts the moniker "Promptly Shot", but isn't hired for some reason.
  • 2009: I shot you...promptly.

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