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March 28, 2015

      19:22 User talk:SPIKE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+479)‎ . . Coles3rdaccount (talk | contribs) (Should I do an article on "Greeny Phatom"?: new section)
      17:36 Dead or Alive (band)‎ (diff | hist) . . (+71)‎ . . 94.173.1.240 (talk)
      17:24 Chad Smith‎ (diff | hist) . . (+51)‎ . . 94.173.1.240 (talk)
      16:52 Patrick Stump‎ (diff | hist) . . (+29)‎ . . 108.31.175.133 (talk)
 N    15:33 Game talk:Zork/hotnfresh‎ (diff | hist) . . (+51)‎ . . 108.65.80.40 (talk) (Created page with "==Hot 'n Fresh== Why is this called "hot 'n fresh"?")
      15:30 Game:Zork2‎ (diff | hist) . . (+60)‎ . . 108.65.80.40 (talk)
+-N    15:30 Game:Zork2/hotnfresh‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+199)‎ . . [108.65.80.40‎ (2×)]
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N    15:29 (cur) . . (+198)‎ . . 108.65.80.40 (talk) (Created page with "{{zorkheader|?|?|?}} {{zorkcmd|Get pizza}} Taken! {{zorkcmd|eat pizza}} Unfortunately, the pizza was cooked in a speed oven. You just lost. {{Zork2died}} [[Game:Zork2/dontget...")
 N    15:29 Game:Zork2/dontgetfresh‎ (diff | hist) . . (+718)‎ . . 108.65.80.40 (talk) (Created page with "{{zorkheader|1-up Mushroom|?|?}} {{zorkcmd|complain about the narrator's mistake}} Oops! I'm sorry. As a reward for clarity, you get a 1-up mushroom. You are no longer dead. ...")
      15:02 Sailor Moon‎ (diff | hist) . . (+408)‎ . . 108.53.162.156 (talk)
+-N    14:32 User talk:Verbal.noun‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+3,031)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Verbal.noun‎]
     14:32 (cur | prev) . . (+2,876)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Prepend Welcome)
N    12:38 (cur) . . (+155)‎ . . Verbal.noun (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship --~~~~")
      14:31 User talk:Liamraptor1‎ (diff | hist) . . (+325)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Boscow: new section)
+-     14:30 (Huff log)‎ . . [Romartus‎; SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     14:30 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Boscow(content was: "Map of Boscow. Boscow, Massachublask is a city in the Massachublask republic in the former soviet union. It ha..." (and the only contributor was "Liamraptor1"))
     10:08 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) deleted page Cesso di Chuck Norris(Not written in English. If you plan to translate this, use userspace)
     09:43 . . Romartus (talk | contribs) deleted page Merda di Chuck Norris(This is the English language Uncyclopedia.)
      14:28 (Block log) . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked 87.113.55.11 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks(Trolling)
 N    14:18 As Time Goes By (TV Series)‎ (diff | hist) . . (+602)‎ . . 58.84.172.196 (talk) (Created page with "A British television sitcom featuring the muddle-headed, humourless, and hyper-sensitive suburban widow Jean Pargetter (played by Judi Dench) who meets a joyless, emotionless,...")
      13:25 User:BrokenKnives/Bedbug‎ (diff | hist) . . (+144)‎ . . BrokenKnives (talk | contribs)
+-N    12:37 User:Verbal.noun‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+610)‎ . . [Verbal.noun‎ (2×)]
     12:37 (cur | prev) . . (+9)‎ . . Verbal.noun (talk | contribs) (update)
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      11:59 Metalheads‎ (diff | hist) . . (+393)‎ . . 89.137.114.54 (talk)
+-N    11:41 Audiophile‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+7,370)‎ . . [Analwart‎ (3×)]
     11:41 (cur | prev) . . (+15)‎ . . Analwart (talk | contribs)
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N    10:39 (cur) . . (+7,311)‎ . . Analwart (talk | contribs) (Created page with "An Audiophile is, despite its name, not someone who is sexually attracted to various audio equipment. Audiophiles will generally invest tremendous amounts of money i...")
+-     11:39 CSI: Swansea‎‎ (9 changes | hist) . . (+2,358)‎ . . [86.155.34.197‎ (9×)]
     11:39 (cur | prev) . . (+1,837)‎ . . 86.155.34.197 (talk) (Chief Detective Father Dylan Jenkins: )
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 N    11:00 User talk:Analwart‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,254)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome; mini-review)
      10:21 User:SPIKE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+37)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Solicited editing: FA NBC)
      10:20 Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/SPIKE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+9)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (+NBC)
+-     10:19 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (-3,531)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (3×)]
     10:19 (cur | prev) . . (-1,439)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|The Great Alcoholic Pigeon}}: to archive)
     10:18 (cur | prev) . . (-621)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDn|Stink-nose}}: to archive)
     10:12 (cur | prev) . . (-1,471)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDc|The 28th Amendment}}: to archive)
+-     10:19 Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2015-03‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+3,521)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (3×)]
     10:19 (cur | prev) . . (+1,434)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (The Great Alcoholic Pigeon: new section)
     10:18 (cur | prev) . . (+616)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Stink-nose: new section)
     10:12 (cur | prev) . . (+1,471)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({{VFDc|The 28th Amendment}}: new section)
      10:17 Talk:The 28th Amendment‎ (diff | hist) . . (+87)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) ({Oldvfd})
+-     10:16 The 28th Amendment‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-891)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     10:16 (cur | prev) . . (-623)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Delete "This is not the truth!")
     10:14 (cur | prev) . . (-268)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (-VFD; delete excess vertical space, repetitions, vandalism)
  m   09:45 UnNews:Crowds mourn royal murderer‎ (diff | hist) . . (+14)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs)
      09:42 (Protection log) . . Romartus (talk | contribs) protected "NBC"‎ ‎[edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) ‎[move=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) ‎(Featured article)
  m   09:42 NBC‎ (diff | hist) . . (+35)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs)
  m   09:41 Template:Featuredarticle/queue‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1,686)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (28 March 2015)

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*...that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
  • ...that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
  • ...that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
  • ...that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
  • ...that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?

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On this day...

March 28: International hit sombody in the head with a brick day (Turkey)
  • 330 - Once Istanbul was Constantinople.
  • 1056 - In escalating crisis, Islamics behead 500 Christians.
  • 1057 - Not to be outdone, Christians behead 501 Muslims.
  • 1630 - (aside: Old New York was at this point New Amsterdam...why they changed it, I can't say--people just liked it better that way.)
  • 1923 - Modern day country of Turkey formed, people wonder at why it is named after a fat bird you eat for a holiday
  • 1930 - Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
  • 1939 - Hitler freaks out, and the German people just liked it better that way.
  • 1990 - Been a long time gone, Constantinople, now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night.
  • 2006 - Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople, so if you've a date in Constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

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