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December 22, 2014

 N    12:48 User talk:Spermboom‎ (diff | hist) . . (+45)‎ . . Spermboom (talk | contribs) (Created page with "MORE TIME SHOOTing , less sperm , more laugh!")
      12:20 User talk:CreeperFace7292‎ (diff | hist) . . (+258)‎ . . CreeperFace7292 (talk | contribs) (Pee Review: )
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      11:51 Comedy Central‎ (diff | hist) . . (+11)‎ . . 103.1.70.157 (talk)
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 m   11:42 (cur | prev) . . (-52)‎ . . Ye Blacke Adder (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of 103.1.70.157 (talk) to last version by MisterBladez636)
     11:00 (cur | prev) . . (+52)‎ . . 103.1.70.157 (talk) (Fun Facts!: )
+-N    11:35 Galla Placidia‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+4,194)‎ . . [Romartus‎ (3×)]
 m   11:35 (cur | prev) . . (+5)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Back with the Romans: )
 m   11:27 (cur | prev) . . (+598)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs)
N    11:15 (cur) . . (+3,591)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Galla Placida''' (388-450) (Go-Go-Gal to her pals), Empress of the West Roman Empire, Princess of the Purple Nurples and Mistress of the Testicles, was one of the last ...")
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 m   10:44 (cur | prev) . . (-4)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Hello ? Is There Anyone Inside There ??: )
 m   10:44 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Fat Man Defecates to Another Party !: )
+-     10:42 (Huff log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Romartus‎ (13×)]
     10:42 . . Romartus (talk | contribs) deleted page User:Jookraj(content was: "just [http://www.lxwpro-t.com/before-you-buy-nutra-tosterone-read-this/ Nutra Tosterone] a couple one-on-one sessions but being able to achieve by having more tr..." (and the only contributor was "Jookraj"))
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     10:33 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Ye Blacke Adder (talk | contribs) (22 December: )
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     10:23 (cur | prev) . . (+962)‎ . . 95.246.1.40 (talk) (Undid revision 5844019 by 95.246.1.40 (talk) WTF! nobody cares me, nobody revert me, nobody report me, nobody huff me, nobody ban me...)
     10:12 (cur | prev) . . (-962)‎ . . 95.246.1.40 (talk) (sacramento is a river Sgumusgamento and Vallo Sgumusgamento. DATZ a nobody care city: in california only LA, FRISCO, DIEGO, JOSE)
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     10:17 (cur | prev) . . (-1,206)‎ . . 95.246.1.40 (talk) (Undid revision 5843995 by 49.183.131.246 (talk) FUCK YUO AND RESPECT SPIKE. BASTURD! ONLY ME CAN VANDALIZE SPIKE AINT IT?)
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      07:46 Frozen (2013 film)‎ (diff | hist) . . (-2)‎ . . 189.100.157.71 (talk) (Songs: )
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      03:59 Policy debate‎ (diff | hist) . . (-5)‎ . . 71.34.45.120 (talk) (The Newest threat, Performance: )
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  m   02:26 Oscars‎ (diff | hist) . . (-234)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Lay Me Down--In an article having rules up to Rule 2,001, adding Rule 2,002 with Stoner Humor did not help)
  m   02:25 Somalia‎ (diff | hist) . . (-389)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert DRA$H--Featured Article does not need an Infobox with randomness)
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     02:15 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) moved page User talk:Lay Me Down to User talk:User:Lay Me Down/World War III without leaving a redirect ‎(Moved to own page in userspace)
 N    02:19 User talk:Lay Me Down‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,666)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome; your page is moved)
      01:56 User:Theshadow2468‎ (diff | hist) . . (-7,257)‎ . . Theshadow2468 (talk | contribs) (Alex Petshaft: )

December 21, 2014

 N    22:42 User talk:Lay Me Down‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2,133)‎ . . Lay Me Down (talk | contribs) (Created page with "World War Three World War Three, also known as The Third World War or The Last Good Thing Before World War IV is another future military conflict, stemming between the publi...")
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      21:54 (Protection log) . . Romartus (talk | contribs) protected "Pompey the Great"‎ ‎[edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) ‎[move=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) ‎(Excessive vandalism)
  m   21:54 Pompey the Great‎ (diff | hist) . . (+18,253)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Objection as regards Pompey? )
      21:50 Oscars‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1)‎ . . Lay Me Down (talk | contribs)

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