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Today's featured article May 18, 2013      23:22  League of Legends‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+2,434)‎ . . [Saddex‎ (2×)]       23:22 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Saddex (talk | contribs)       23:18 (cur | prev) . . (+2,434)‎ . . Saddex (talk | contribs) (I decided to change major details in the gameplay, these will be added tomorrow in the next few days. Now I added an interesting history)      23:22  User talk:SPIKE‎ (diff | hist) . . (+295)‎ . . Saddex (talk | contribs)      23:20  John Key‎‎ (16 changes | hist) . . (+1,301)‎ . . [Mags888mags‎ (6×); 121.99.92.132‎ (10×)]       23:20 (cur | prev) . . (+6)‎ . . Mags888mags (talk | contribs) (→‎Post-2011: )       23:16 (cur | prev) . . (+80)‎ . . Mags888mags (talk | contribs) (→‎Personal life: )       23:13 (cur | prev) . . (+181)‎ . . Mags888mags (talk | contribs) (→‎Interests: )       23:08 (cur | prev) . . (+20)‎ . . Mags888mags (talk | contribs) (→‎Post-2011: )       23:05 (cur | prev) . . (+23)‎ . . Mags888mags (talk | contribs) (→‎Post-2011: )       23:03 (cur | prev) . . (-5)‎ . . Mags888mags (talk | contribs) (→‎Post-2011: )       23:00 (cur | prev) . . (+910)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:45 (cur | prev) . . (+14)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Interests: )       22:41 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:41 (cur | prev) . . (+2)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:40 (cur | prev) . . (-2)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:39 (cur | prev) . . (-9)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:38 (cur | prev) . . (+7)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:37 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:37 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: )       22:36 (cur | prev) . . (+67)‎ . . 121.99.92.132 (talk) (→‎Post-2011: ) N    23:16  User talk:Roguishdreams‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,831)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Welcome; on initial quotations)      23:12  User talk:Simsilikesims‎ (diff | hist) . . (+351)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (→‎Active admins: new section)  m   23:09  Goose‎ (diff | hist) . . (+254)‎ . . Roguishdreams (talk | contribs)      23:09  User talk:Mags888mags‎ (diff | hist) . . (+337)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (→‎Don Brash: Editing logged-out)      23:06  Dora the Explorer‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+482)‎ . . [74.88.23.45‎ (3×)]       23:06 (cur | prev) . . (+3)‎ . . 74.88.23.45 (talk)       23:04 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . 74.88.23.45 (talk)       23:02 (cur | prev) . . (+479)‎ . . 74.88.23.45 (talk)      23:02  (User creation log)‎ . . [Parkint‎; Roguishdreams‎]       23:02 . . Roguishdreams (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎       22:16 . . Parkint (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎      22:57  Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-2,420)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]       22:57 (cur | prev) . . (+280)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (→‎Finnegans Wake: Reply to Anton)       22:51 (cur | prev) . . (-2,700)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (→‎Agent 47: to archive)      22:53  Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive273‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+2,808)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]       22:53 (cur | prev) . . (+108)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (→‎George Dubya Bush: Mention new redirect)       22:51 (cur | prev) . . (+2,700)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Archive)      22:53  User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sandbox‎ (diff | hist) . . (+319)‎ . . Llwy-ar-lawr (talk | contribs) (→‎Cyfeiriadau: )      22:50  Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive95‎ (diff | hist) . . (+444)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Archive)      22:50  Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (-430)‎ . . [SPIKE‎; Mimo&maxus‎ (2×)]       22:50 (cur | prev) . . (-430)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (to archive)       22:22 (cur | prev) . . (-33)‎ . . Mimo&maxus (talk | contribs) (shit, sorry )       22:21 (cur | prev) . . (+33)‎ . . Mimo&maxus (talk | contribs) (+HowTo talk:Make a fat girl)      22:48  User talk:Mimo&maxus‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+210)‎ . . [Mimo&maxus‎; SPIKE‎]       22:48 (cur | prev) . . (+118)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs)       22:26 (cur | prev) . . (+92)‎ . . Mimo&maxus (talk | contribs) (→‎Hello: )      22:47  Uncyclopedia:Active Admins‎ (diff | hist) . . (+62)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (+Frosty +Zim -Zombiebaron: This non-binding and dynamic list should be those to whom it is actually worth directing a request for Admin services)  m   22:38  User talk:Romartus‎ (diff | hist) . . (+84)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (→‎Re)      22:32  HowTo:Make a girl fat‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-199)‎ . . [Mimo&maxus‎; SPIKE‎]       22:32 (cur | prev) . . (-23)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Further tweak Intro to take author out)       22:23 (cur | prev) . . (-176)‎ . . Mimo&maxus (talk | contribs) (No need for that anymore )  m   22:28  UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash‎ (diff | hist) . . (+7)‎ . . Rstrong1234 (talk | contribs)      22:26  Jason Kidd‎ (diff | hist) . . (-173)‎ . . Axlman5 (talk | contribs) (→‎Captain Kidd: )      22:22  (Move log)‎ . . [Mimo&maxus‎ (2×)]       22:22 . . Mimo&maxus (talk | contribs) moved page HowTo talk:Make a fat girl to HowTo talk:Make a girl fat without leaving a redirect ‎       22:22 . . Mimo&maxus (talk | contribs) moved page HowTo:Make a fat girl to HowTo:Make a girl fat without leaving a redirect ‎      22:17  William Lane Craig‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-5)‎ . . [Axlman5‎ (2×)]       22:17 (cur | prev) . . (-4)‎ . . Axlman5 (talk | contribs) (→‎Bio and Conversion: )       22:16 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Axlman5 (talk | contribs) (→‎Reasonable Faith.com Question and Answers: )  m   22:16  Soprano‎ (diff | hist) . . (-47)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Reverted edit(s) of 71.46.195.95 (talk) to last version by Kakaroachz) (continued...) Recently featured: Gay Pride - Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner - See Dick - Neolithic Age Did you know... *...that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass? ...that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted? ...that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass? ...that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted? ...that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?	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