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July 31, 2014

 N    08:57 User:Rcmurphy/archive4‎ (diff | hist) . . (+3,909)‎ . . 120.37.208.146 (talk) (18,000 job cuts mark new era at Microsoft)
      08:03 (Protection log) . . Romartus (talk | contribs) protected "Aardvark"‎ ‎[edit=autoconfirmed] (expires 08:03, August 1, 2014 (UTC)) ‎[move=autoconfirmed] (expires 08:03, August 1, 2014 (UTC)) ‎(Protecting from some silly word changing)
+-     08:02 Aardvark‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [94.249.78.214‎ (2×); Romartus‎ (2×)]
 m   08:02 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (I am an admin. Reverting and protecting for now)
     07:59 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . 94.249.78.214 (talk) (Do not undo this edit. Don't ignore my warning or I'll tel an Admin.)
 m   07:56 (cur | prev) . . (-1)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Don't see the words you replaced as a problem. Reverting. )
     07:40 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . 94.249.78.214 (talk) (Swear words annoy me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
  m   07:59 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Commonwealth of Nations‎ (diff | hist) . . (+64)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (←Voted for)
+-     07:57 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Pond Whales‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [94.249.78.214‎; Romartus‎]
 m   07:57 (cur | prev) . . (-126)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Check the dates next time. This was an article vote in 2008)
     07:33 (cur | prev) . . (+126)‎ . . 94.249.78.214 (talk) (←Voted for)
+-     07:47 User:ConCass2/Wat Tyler‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+142)‎ . . [Romartus‎ (3×)]
 m   07:47 (cur | prev) . . (+69)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs)
 m   07:41 (cur | prev) . . (+30)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (added Category:Freedom Fighters; Categorized page using HotCat)
 m   07:40 (cur | prev) . . (+43)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (added Category:History of the United Kingdom; Categorized page using HotCat)
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 m   07:39 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Legacy)
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 m   07:34 (cur | prev) . . (+48)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (added Category:TV shows with annoying theme songs; Categorized page using HotCat)
 m   07:33 (cur | prev) . . (-13)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Ah no need. You had aa)
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 m   07:31 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Romartus (talk | contribs) (Wat Tyler)
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     07:12 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Amitarbel (talk | contribs) (World Cup of Wikis: )
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     03:32 (cur | prev) . . (+306)‎ . . RabidBadger163248 (talk | contribs) (Image you deleted: new section)
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     06:16 (cur | prev) . . (-75)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (See Also: )
     03:11 (cur | prev) . . (-17)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Undid 1 of 2 edits by Anon--(Needs Citation) is trite and cluttered and that's not the way to code it)
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 m   04:08 (cur | prev) . . (-18,424)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Anon--This was tagged {Fix}, userspaced, and abandoned. You ought not return it to the encyclopedia)
     03:43 (cur | prev) . . (+18,424)‎ . . 75.199.65.203 (talk) (revision do to log standing bad edit considered vandalism even through uncycolpidia)
      03:47 Squidbillies‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . RabidBadger163248 (talk | contribs)
      03:30 Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors‎ (diff | hist) . . (+316)‎ . . Aleister in Chains (talk | contribs)
+-     03:28 User talk:Simsilikesims‎‎ (4 changes | hist) . . (+1,616)‎ . . [Simsilikesims‎; SPIKE‎ (3×)]
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     03:22 (cur | prev) . . (+603)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (ShellieDaddario‎: )
     03:15 (cur | prev) . . (+216)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (ShellieDaddario‎: PS)
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+-     03:17 Raytheon‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (-713)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     03:17 (cur | prev) . . (-278)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (In fact, revert both his IP addresses)
 m   03:14 (cur | prev) . . (-435)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (Revert Anon--Gibberish and contrived acronyms)
  m   03:05 Yugoslavia‎ (diff | hist) . . (+20)‎ . . 黑底屍 (talk | contribs) (See Also: )
+-     03:05 (Block log)‎ . . [SPIKE‎ (2×)]
     03:05 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked 27.111.71.97 (talk) with an expiry time of 3 months(Cyberbullying/advertising)
     03:03 . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) blocked ShellieDaddario (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite(Not a real name; comparable account created on another wiki was in the form of our spambot)
 N    03:04 User talk:RabidBadger163248‎ (diff | hist) . . (+2,137)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Welcome - here is some info on what this site is about.)
      03:00 User talk:GHRockotron3000‎ (diff | hist) . . (+92)‎ . . SPIKE (talk | contribs) (User:GHRockotron3000/Magic: The Gathering (card game): Thanks)

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  • 1498 - Christopher Columbus, on his third voyage to the Western Hemisphere, still refuses to ask for directions to India.
  • 1588 - The Spanish Armada is spotted off of England; very few were expecting said Inquisition.
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  • 1921 - The International Astronomical and Astrological Society dubs Gemini (pictured) to be the most revered of all constellations.
  • 1947 - Jingo Grand Championship: India headbutts the UK negating its win of 1858. Mahatma Gandhi is named player of the year and becomes the first to claim "I'm going to Disney World".
  • 1951 - V.S. Pritchett publishes Mr. Beluncle, which quickly became a minor classic among English readers, yet was not well supported by American critics who responded with silly faces and much brow-furrowing.
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