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July 27, 2016

+-     12:20 Uncyclopedia:Writing lists‎‎ (9 changes | hist) . . (+271)‎ . . [Simsilikesims‎; Expert3222‎; Romartus‎ (7×)]
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+-     12:19 User talk:Spike‎‎ (5 changes | hist) . . (+1,750)‎ . . [Expert3222‎; Simsilikesims‎; EStop‎; Spike‎ (2×)]
     12:19 (cur | prev) . . (-31)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (User:Simsilikesims/IB List: )
     12:18 (cur | prev) . . (+723)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Reply to EStop and Simsie; revert Expert3222 as I have replied as requested)
     11:36 (cur | prev) . . (+207)‎ . . Expert3222 (talk | contribs) (You have a new message: new section)
     08:35 (cur | prev) . . (+535)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Doraemon‎: )
     06:09 (cur | prev) . . (+316)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Melania: Sockpuppet?)
+-     12:13 UnNews:Style‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+172)‎ . . [Spike‎ (2×)]
     12:13 (cur | prev) . . (-2)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Categorize: fix)
     12:09 (cur | prev) . . (+174)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Categorize: U.S. states; {UnNewsLocations})
+-     12:13 User talk:Expert3222‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+1,207)‎ . . [Spike‎ (2×)]
 m   12:13 (cur | prev) . . (-2)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Categories in UnNews:Style: fix)
     12:11 (cur | prev) . . (+1,209)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Categories in UnNews:Style: Reply)
      12:01 User talk:Qwert01‎ (diff | hist) . . (+363)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Doraemon: Are you Monby?)
+-     11:54 User talk:HolUp‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+791)‎ . . [Spike‎; Simsilikesims‎]
     11:54 (cur | prev) . . (+240)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Devo: Agree)
     08:14 (cur | prev) . . (+551)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Oswald Mosley: )
  m   11:44 The Oldest Trick in the Book‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1)‎ . . Expert3222 (talk | contribs) (Dollar on fishing line: formatting)
      10:47 Manic Street Preachers‎ (diff | hist) . . (+1)‎ . . 209.150.40.235 (talk)
+-     10:31 (Upload log)‎ . . [Davidacorn‎; Romartus‎ (2×)]
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      08:50 User:Simsilikesims/IB List‎ (diff | hist) . . (-669)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (remove section with nothing but redlink and external links section)
+-     08:48 (Move log)‎ . . [Spike‎; Simsilikesims‎ (2×)]
     08:48 . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) moved page User:Simsilikesims/International Baccalaureate to User:Simsilikesims/IB List
     08:46 . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) moved page International Baccalaureate to User:Simsilikesims/International Baccalaureate without leaving a redirect ‎
     05:13 . . Spike (talk | contribs) moved page Mark Hoppus to User:Davidacorn/Mark Hoppus without leaving a redirect ‎(Userspaced; explained on author's talk page)
+-     08:47 (Huff log)‎ . . [Simsilikesims‎ (2×)]
     08:47 . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) deleted page User:Simsilikesims/IB List(Deleted per author request: content was: "{{VFD}} {{fix|notfunny|list|stupid}} {{whoops|Hell}} {{wikipedia}} '''International Baccalaureate''' (a.k.a. IB, Idiot's Baccalaureate, @*#&@#^^$,..." (and the only contributor was "[[Special:Contributions/...)
     08:28 . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) restored page International Baccalaureate(2,503 revisions restored: prime example of what not to do - userspacing)
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      08:27 Islam‎ (diff | hist) . . (-509)‎ . . HolUp (talk | contribs) (Kill quotes and box)
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 m   08:08 (cur | prev) . . (-1,442)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (No discography section pls, also, don't copy from the mirror.)
 m   08:06 (cur | prev) . . (+48)‎ . . HolUp (talk | contribs) (1978–79: Guitar-based years: )
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     07:58 (cur | prev) . . (+125)‎ . . Simsilikesims (talk | contribs) (Retired? Retiring??: )
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     07:51 (cur | prev) . . (+986)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (User:Davidacorn/Mark Hoppus: Revert ip, comment on article.)
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      05:29 File:Mark.png‎ (diff | hist) . . (-241)‎ . . Davidacorn (talk | contribs)
      05:20 User talk:Irritable of contents‎ (diff | hist) . . (+199)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Emo TV: Just formatting.)
      05:14 (Protection log) . . Spike (talk | contribs) protected "Mark Hoppus"‎ ‎[create=sysop] (expires 05:14, August 10, 2016 (UTC)) ‎(Use copy in userspace)
      05:07 Mark Hoppus‎ (diff | hist) . . (+76)‎ . . Davidacorn (talk | contribs)

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  • 7 BC - First computer created, using a yard of string, a goat, and three partially eaten kidney beans.
  • 6 BC - The first computer nerd (pictured) fixes a goat/bean compatibility issue on a local goatherd's new computer.
  • 3 BC - A computer nerd/farmer has sex with his goat causing string problems and generating large amounts of upchucked kidney beans, thus creating the first computer virus.
  • 0 BC - A child runs through a field and trips over a string where a vast network of stringed goats are being held. The chain reaction sets off an epidemic of bean-upchucking and goat-kicking that doesn't end until the goats are re-neutered and restringed.
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  • 666 - Steve Jobs trades his soul to Satan for StarCraft, the first game capable of running on goats tied together with string. He goes on to invent Blizzard.
  • 1000 - The Y1K Bug destroys computers, causing the human race to be enslaved by toasters. Later someone pulls the plug on the toasters and the humans are freed.
  • 1866 - Cyrus Field successfully completes the Atlantic Cable, thus allowing for the largest single transfer of internet porn in history.
  • 1914 - British troops invade the streets of Dublin and demand free wifi.
  • 1979 - Actor Penis Van Lesbian changes his name to the more acceptable Dick Van Dyke.
  • 2003 - English tribute band Two Humps is formed in Nottinghamfordshire-upon-Kent, Surrey, England.
  • 2007 - The finincially ailing Area 51 is forced to open its doors to the public in order to avoid bankruptcy.
  • 2010 - StarCraft II is released to the public. Koreans everywhere rejoice.
  • 2011 - Blizzard denies allegations that a third installment, StarCraft III, is under development. Koreans everywhere grieve.
  • 2036 - StarCraft III is officially confirmed by Blizzard. Koreans everywhere rejoice.
  • 2057 - The Japanese discover how to manufacture immortality out of panties and meth, and subsequently sell it from vending machines. Koreans steal the formula and take over the world.
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