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January 23, 2017

+-     23:29 User:EStop/Liberal Media‎‎ (14 changes | hist) . . (+3,230)‎ . . [EStop‎ (6×); Spike‎ (8×)]
     23:29 (cur | prev) . . (+38)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Fox News: Very {Old news})
     23:15 (cur | prev) . . (+312)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Other liberal media: New section; EStop's "liberal medium" joke)
     22:40 (cur | prev) . . (+15)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Causes: Copy-edit)
     21:39 (cur | prev) . . (+39)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes: plural? Sorry about no preview. Sketchy internet.)
     21:36 (cur | prev) . . (+4)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes: parse better)
 m   21:34 (cur | prev) . . (+3)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes)
     21:32 (cur | prev) . . (+291)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes: Transexual child and social club)
     21:25 (cur | prev) . . (+58)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Fox News: Lewinsky)
     21:24 (cur | prev) . . (+718)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Fox News: Move paragraph into its own section and develop)
 m   21:18 (cur | prev) . . (-46)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes)
     21:17 (cur | prev) . . (-147)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes: NASCAR)
     21:05 (cur | prev) . . (+1,782)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Causes: )
     20:50 (cur | prev) . . (+162)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Mainstream media: {Factoid} on "media" singular/plural)
     20:49 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) ("Media" singular; other tweak toward American English)
  m   23:20 User:SPIKE/UnNews archive 5‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Said it was 4 but it's 5)
+-     23:04 (User creation log)‎ . . [Panzerkom‎; Kennyabbott‎; Danwho9‎; Bicboy69‎]
     23:04 . . Kennyabbott (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎
     16:53 . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎
     16:12 . . Danwho9 (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎
     15:15 . . Bicboy69 (talk | contribs) created a user account ‎
      22:58 User talk:Phrank Psinatra‎ (diff | hist) . . (+426)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Liberal media: new section)
+-     22:07 User talk:EStop‎‎ (3 changes | hist) . . (+610)‎ . . [Spike‎; EStop‎ (2×)]
     22:07 (cur | prev) . . (+121)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes of liberal media: Liberal medium.)
     19:37 (cur | prev) . . (+261)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Causes of liberal media: Okay, many thanks.)
     15:37 (cur | prev) . . (+228)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Causes of liberal media: )
+-N    22:02 User talk:Sinkarta‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+2,930)‎ . . [Sinkarta‎; EStop‎]
     22:02 (cur | prev) . . (+104)‎ . . Sinkarta (talk | contribs)
N    22:00 (cur) . . (+2,826)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (Welcome)
 N    21:29 User:Sinkarta‎ (diff | hist) . . (+17)‎ . . Sinkarta (talk | contribs) (Created page with "whats up brothers")
+-     20:56 (Move log)‎ . . [Spike‎ (3×)]
     20:56 . . Spike (talk | contribs) moved page Talk:Vietnam War Hoax to Talk:Vietnam War(Put this under its real name; "Vietnam War Hoax" was the article's comedy strategy and unlikely to be looked up, though that name will still work)
     20:56 . . Spike (talk | contribs) moved page Vietnam War Hoax to Vietnam War over redirect ‎(Put this under its real name; "Vietnam War Hoax" was the article's comedy strategy and unlikely to be looked up, though that name will still work)
     17:50 . . Spike (talk | contribs) moved page Die Dicke Dame equation to User:Panzerkom/Die Dicke Dame equation without leaving a redirect ‎(Userspaced; explained on author's talk page)
      20:56 (Protection log) . . Spike (talk | contribs) moved protection settings from "Vietnam War Hoax" to "Vietnam War" ‎(Vietnam War Hoax moved to Vietnam War: Put this under its real name; "Vietnam War Hoax" was the article's comedy strategy and unlikely to be looked up, though that name will still work)
+-N    20:42 Media bias‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (+980)‎ . . [Spike‎ (2×)]
     20:42 (cur | prev) . . (+24)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Found another)
N    20:40 (cur) . . (+956)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (New disambiguation page)
+-     18:55 (Block log)‎ . . [Spike‎ (3×)]
     18:55 . . Spike (talk | contribs) blocked 178.62.34.82 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks(Vandal)
     18:55 . . Spike (talk | contribs) blocked Panzerkom (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day(When an Admin puts a junk article in userspace, don't re-create it in the main encyclopedia under a slightly different name)
     16:53 . . Spike (talk | contribs) blocked 208.71.75.160 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks(Vandal)
      18:54 (Huff log) . . Spike (talk | contribs) deleted page Di dick dame equation(I said, use userspace)
      18:06 User:Panzerkom/Die Dicke Dame equation‎ (diff | hist) . . (-3)‎ . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs)
 N    17:50 User talk:Panzerkom‎ (diff | hist) . . (+688)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear}; userspaced)
+-N    17:28 Die Dicke Dame equation‎‎ (6 changes | hist) . . (+573)‎ . . [Panzerkom‎ (6×)]
     17:28 (cur | prev) . . (+19)‎ . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs)
     17:28 (cur | prev) . . (0)‎ . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs)
     17:27 (cur | prev) . . (+12)‎ . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs)
     17:26 (cur | prev) . . (+1)‎ . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs)
     17:25 (cur | prev) . . (-2)‎ . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs)
N    17:24 (cur) . . (+543)‎ . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs) (The die Dicke-Dame equation)
      17:23 (Upload log) . . Panzerkom (talk | contribs) uploaded ''File:Dicke-dame.jpg'' ‎(19th Century German Physicist Otto die Dicke-Dame.)
 N    16:39 User talk:Crazycanuck420‎ (diff | hist) . . (+219)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) ({Oh Dear}; reverted)
      15:46 Jeb Bush‎ (diff | hist) . . (0)‎ . . Spike (talk | contribs) (Scorecard of Failed Bush Presidencies: Substitute GHW Bush photo looking at wristwatch; tweak photo sizes for vertical alignment)
  m   15:17 Undictionary:Apple‎ (diff | hist) . . (-14)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (revert ip)
+-     15:16 UnNews:Asteroid to ruin world commodities market‎‎ (2 changes | hist) . . (0)‎ . . [EStop‎; 208.71.75.160‎]
 m   15:16 (cur | prev) . . (-11)‎ . . EStop (talk | contribs) (revert ip)
     15:09 (cur | prev) . . (+11)‎ . . 208.71.75.160 (talk)

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